Well chapter 3 is here and I've got to say, I definitely do not envy official authors. I've had writers block for a week before I could get more than 10 sentences. Still I'm glad this story has quite a few follows and favourites so thank you people for reading, it feels good knowing you enjoy it so far. Well on with the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Harry potter or the sorcerer's apprentice
"I want my ramen now": Normal talking
'As much as I love ramen, I could go for BBQ': Normal thinking
"Not until you eat your vegetables": Kurama talking
"I could go for some fresh rabbit myself" : Kurama thinking
Chapter 3
On the way to the council chambers the Third and Kakashi were discussing how to overcome certain roadblocks in the plan to help both Naruto and the Second apprentice.
"Lord Third, I'm very much aware that the civilian council will make a stand but what makes you think the clans will try to stop me as well?" Kakashi asked knowing that the clans didn't really hate Naruto, it was more they were indifferent towards him.
"Well Kakashi, they are simply trying to keep Naruto in a neutral zone. It's not that they do not think he could become like his father and his mother but Naruto must choose his own path without others to interfere in that choice" Hiruzen replied. Kakashi was bewildered by the answer, he started to think back to how he had lived his life and realised that most of his life choices had been reactions from people and events happening around him, only now from choosing to take Naruto as an apprentice would he be acting for the first time. However he had his own take on the Hokage's words.
"While that is one way of seeing it sir, I must say that without someone to show him a path, how will he know which paths are available or even how to walk them? After all, how can you learn what's never shown?" he asked but the old man simply chuckled. "Kakashi, you may be one of the most gifted jonin but remember you also learned the same way that everyone else has about how to walk a path and which one to take. The same way we learned how to walk as babies, trying and not giving up, sure we may stumble and fall but as long as we keep believing in what we can do, a strength will emerge, one we never imagined possible. Naruto realises this, perhaps not consciously but instinctively he knows it better than anyone, even his parents"
Kakashi couldn't help but listen to the wisened man's words but couldn't make any comment, seeing as they were at the council chambers. "Well, whatever happens there's no turning back now" the young man noted as the older nodded with grim determination.
Earlier in the council chamber
The chamber had a simple decor, four low, large square tables touching end to end with cushions along both sides and at one ending, it almost looked like a yakuza meeting. The chamber was filled with both civilian and clan council members alike, one side the civilian and the other the clan heads but there were openings on the clan side reserved for certain clans that had to be repopulated. It seemed however that only the clan council members were quite content to remain silent , while waiting for their leader.
"Figures, the old man calls us for a meeting and can't even show up on time" a fat, partly balding man said as he had his pinkie in his ear cleaning out the wax.
"Maybe he's finally come to his senses and wants to announce the execution of the demon" another council man said.
"Yes, well that little shit has lived too long anyway" another hate filled comment was heard as one after another after another kept being spoken, the only other people besides the clan heads keeping quiet were the Hokage's oldest friends and advisers, their faces and hair showing they were the oldest.
The first was Koharu who represented a stiff grouchy grandmother, her grey hair was pulled back into a twin bun locked by a long hair pin with pearls on one side, she was wearing a simple kimono closed by a obi, a jacket and a long sash wrapped around her left shoulder to her right hip. While she was stern she believed in equality and fairness to all and yes even to Naruto but because she was an adviser to the Hokage, her position forced her to remain neutral and unbiased.
Next up was Homura, his hair and beard looked more rough and ragged, like he had never heard of a comb or a brush, or he used a rusty kunai to trim them, since his eyesight was always lesser than most he wore dark green glasses to compensate, he also wore similar robes to the Hokage making others think he was aiming for the job himself. Homura's attitude and belief was far more militarised compared to Koharu as he thought more like a hardened general, planning all moves and making "necessary" sacrifices for victory, his thoughts towards Naruto were that he should trained to be loyal to the Leaf, as a jinchuriki and weapon before he was allowed training as a normal shinobi.
Finally there sat Danzo, the hardest man in the village to read since his face was almost always neutral, heavily bandaged his right arm, forehead and right side of his face were covered in bandages while his chin had a large X scar showing his many years of service in the program. He wore a light grey kimono underneath his dark grey cloak, holding his right arm like a sling and had his cane closely by his side. His thoughts on Naruto were a mystery as he never really brought him up and would discuss the events outside the village.
As the usual conversations and arguments continued the doors to the room were opened to reveal the Hokage and Kakashi quietly making their way to their necessary positions.
"It's about time you got here, we want to know when you plan to get rid of that blonde little shit" declared a highly arrogant council member who was forcefully holding himself back from breaking the Third's law.
Remaining calm however, Hiruzen simply focused his KI at the loud mouth yet everyone was feeling it's effects and shivering.
"I don't remember having to answer to you, so if I hear you so much as pass gas, you will be taking a little trip to Anko's playpen". The council man froze and turned white enough to be mistaken for Orochimaru, Anko was the most sadistic torturer ever. She also was pretty fond of Naruto so anyone who was sent to the playpen for hurting the boy ended up wishing they were never born.
Attempting to get on track Shikaku cleared his throat. "Regardless of the idiot's words, exactly why have we been summoned Lord Third?" he questioned which was on everyone's mind.
"Well you see, as it turns out, Kakashi here has finally requested to take on an apprentice" Hiruzen declared as half of the room were ecstatic whilst the other half were curious, none more so than Danzo.
'What are you up to Hiruzen, normally you accept it and move on with your paperwork, looks like this meeting might be interesting after all' Danzo thought.
"Excellent news, I don't think there's a need for a vote, hurry and train Sasuke, he'll need the strength" a certain blonde council woman screeched (Mebuki Haruno)and although they went deaf for a few seconds the other civilians were declaring their agreement in the hopes they could get their daughters to marry into the Uchiha's fortune.
"I'm afraid that it is not the Uchiha that will be Kakashi's apprentice" the old Hokage said casually as if explaining the weather. Of course saying this brought on even more confusion as Sasuke seemed like the obvious choice since Kakashi was the only shinobi in the village with a working sharingan. Of course, being the original Howler-monkey Haruno, Mebuki had to make her thoughts known in the most painful way.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT, but why not, there is no one worthy enough to be taught by you than the prince of the Leaf" the monkey screeched as everyone aside from Kakashi had to cover their ears or risk going deaf permanently.
Once the screech past on everyone's eyes were on Kakashi as he had yet to move, a few seconds had passed before he reached up to his ears, pulled out some plugs and simply said "Hm, sorry did you say something?"
All at once everyone had the same thought 'Why didn't I think of that' hoping to spare the headaches.
Of course looking to get back on track "If Sasuke isn't who your choosing, then who is?" Inoichi Yamanaka asked the question on almost everyone's mind.
"Why it's Naruto Uzumaki of course" Kakashi replied with an eye smile. All at once their was outrage from the civilian side whilst the clan heads were discussing the pros and cons that could arise.
"LORD HOKAGE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, THAT ABOMINATION SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, SO WHY IS HE CHOOSING THAT LITTLE SHIT OVER SASUKE?" the obvious howling came as expected while the rest of the civilian council was nodding their head vigorously in agreement. The clan heads decided it was time to voice their own opinions.
"Whether or not you agree with it matters very little you flat-chested cow, seeing as it's shinobi affair the decision will rest with us" declared the unruly but loyal Tsume Inuzuka.
"What a drag, this is going to become such a headache, I can feel it, regardless though, it would beneficial to have him form a close bond with someone high in rank to keep him linked to the village" Shikaku drawled wanting to go home and take a nap.
"I'm not sure training Naruto is the wisest move, considering the life he's lived I think it would be best to evaluate his mind before making any rash decisions" Inoichi offered wanting all bases covered.
"Awww c'mon Inoichi, Choji and Shikamaru have hung out with him before and I've heard nothing but good things, just have a little faith" Choza Akamachi rose to Naruto's defence.
"Truth be told, the Aburame clan has felt something of a kin ship to the boy since like him we also house dangerous creatures. However I think it would be best if he graduates like all other students that same bond you mentioned should be made by someone his own age" Shibi Aburame declared thinking of the most logical move as usual.
And so civilian and clan heads went back a forth finding anything to accept or decline Kakashi's request, at least until the last person they expected to hear stepped in.
"ENOUGH, first of all, they boy should been trained from the moment he entered into the academy but from what I can tell, only one has even considered to do so" Danzo declared fed up with constant bickering. "Further more, I have a feeling there is more to this apprenticeship than just the boy being accepted, let us listen and wait for all details to be announced" he continued figuring that more info would be the only way to wrap up this meeting and learn what his next move will be. Whilst the rest of the council calmed down, Hiruzen was more wary of Danzo for trying to defuse the tension.
'You've always been cunning in your approach, normally you allow them to squabble and make your move when it would benefit you the most never allow me to fully explain the situation, what are you up to old friend' the wisened shinobi could never truly figure Danzo out until it was too late, this time was no exception. 'Oh well, let's see what you're planning'
"Thank you Danzo. As I was about to mention, I am invoking the 'final breath' act from the time of Lord Hashirama" the Hokage announced. The civilians had know idea what he was talking about but clan heads, advisers and Danzo were shocked that the Hokage would invoke such an act since none of the previous or current kage had a need to use it on a jinchuriki.
"Lord Hokage, are you sure it's such a wise move to use that particular seal, we have no idea the repercussions that would ensue" Shikaku almost yelled out with concern.
"What the hell is the 'final breath' act, if it's a way to kill the demon faster, by all means use it" the arrogant council member piped up forgetting the Hokage's threat.
"ANBU, take him to the play pen and tell Anko to have fun" immediately as the words left his mouth, the ANBU took the now terrified former council member away kicking and screaming for mercy, not that he would receive any.
"Now, as I was saying, the 'final breath' act is a seal that is applied to both apprentice and master as a link between their minds and souls, in essence Kakashi will be bound to both Naruto and his tenant"
After the simple but insane explanation the civilian council was up in arms about giving the beast a way out of the seal while the clan heads were more concerned with the effects it might have on Naruto and Kakashi since it had never been used before on a jinchuriki, all protests were brought to a halt as Hiruzen continued.
"Furthermore the seal links their DNA to a certain degree, giving genes of one to the other, as such Kakashi will basically become Naruto's brother, making Naruto part Hatake and Kakashi part Uzumaki. Finally the seal links their life-force together so if one dies, so does the other" Hiruzen finally finished the explanation on how the seal would work.
Before anyone could make any comments, Kakashi decided that would be the best time to voice his own opinion. "Honourable council, regardless of what you fear, the application of the seal is strictly voluntary. This is my decision, I have made my intentions known and I know the risks but still, we all have to agree that Naruto needs someone to train him, for the sake of the village" 'I should get an award for that little piece, hopefully that will get those windbags off our case' he thought sceptical of the civilians.
Although no one was to keen on placing such a risk on Kakashi's shoulders they did agree, it would help to keep Naruto in essence linked to the village. The civilians were still outraged that Naruto was being given the apprenticeship over Sasuke and wanted their thoughts known loud, very loud.
"Lord Hokage, regardless of whatever act you invoke, we of the council want Kakashi to take on Sasuke as his apprentice and we are not backing down, we'll put it a vote if need be but we will not accept that thing to out shine our hope of the Uchiha" Mebuki shouted but thankfully not loud enough to give them migraines.
"Lord Hokage" Danzo spoke up. "Perhaps there is a simple solution. Instead of making one child an apprentice, give them both the position. Perhaps that will appease you, council woman" Danzo offered knowing full well his proposal would work.
"Very well, Lord Sasuke will probably be able to keep that thing on a leash, and if necessary... well" Mebuki retorted back not bothering to hide her hate for Naruto.
"Excellent, therefore the seal will be applied tomorrow first thing but both will be made aware of the situation tonight" Hiruzen declared inwardly dancing at how well it went. As each member left no one noticed a certain ninja to be in the vent above listening in.
With Naruto and Iruka first Hokage head
"OH COME ON, WHY DO I HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIS MASTERPIECE, I mean seriously no respect for artists" Naruto said disappointed he was ruining his best work yet.
"Because it's a disrespectful disgrace, besides if this is what you call a masterpiece, then we seriously need to work on your idea of art" Iruka shouted back.
"You got a problem with my style?" Naruto accused. "You don't have any" the scarred chunin retorted.
With that Naruto got back to cleaning up, granted it was accompanied with lots of mutterings under his breath. "You might as well get stuck into it Naruto 'cause you're not going home 'til it's all clean" Iruka said hoping to get out of the situation a little faster, of course his choice of words were not the best. "So what, it's not like there's anyone waiting at home for me" Naruto mumbled back but his sensei heard him plain as day making him think about his own days in the academy and his own loneliness.
"I'm sorry" he heard from Kurama. "I know you keep saying 'it's alright' we both know that it's still my fault for Minato and Kushina" she lamented. 'And I've told you again and again that wasn't your fault, it was that Uchiha's fault and one day we'll make him pay' he thought back comfortingly. Even after 6 years she was still blaming herself but she was grateful for his words.
"Hey, Naruto" he was brought out of thoughts by his sensei. "What now sensei?" he responded. "Well, I was just thinking that if you can get the rest of this cleaned up in the next hour, I would be willing to take you for some ramen, the good stuff. What do you say?" Iruka proposed knowing the outcome.
As he expected, Naruto's face was brighter than the sun and more intense, so much so, Iruka had to shield his eyes. "Now that's some serious motivation, I'll have these faces spotless in no time" Naruto exclaimed with much more enthusiasm. As he set off, an ANBU showed up beside Iruka.
"Lord Hokage requests that you and Naruto report to him immediately" the elite ninja whispered.
"Very well, after he finishes cleaning the faces" Iruka replied.
"Understood" and like that, the ANBU was gone. 'Sigh, Naruto's gonna give me a hard time but maybe I can sweeten the deal' Iruka thought not knowing the dent that will be made in his wallet.
At the Hokage's office after an intense cleaning and convincing
Naruto and Iruka walked into the office, the latter of whom had depression clouds above his head. Aside from the Third and Kakashi, Naruto was a little surprised to see Sasuke with them as well.
"Whatever is going on, make sure to keep your guard up, we don't know if the know about us" Kurama warned. 'Yeah no kidding, especially with Sasuke here but what I want to know is what old man Hokage wants with me, it can't be about the itching powder this morning in the ANBU uniforms, right?' Naruto thought back.
"Ah Naruto, Iruka good, now that you're here, we have some things to discuss about Naruto and Sasuke here, but first..." with that, Hiruzen began performing the hand signs to activate the privacy seals around his office which concerned both children since it must be serious if they were talking in private.
"There, now that everything is in order. Naruto, Sasuke you're probably wondering what is going on, well the short answer is that you two are graduating early" Hiruzen said as one of the two academy students and academy teacher were left with jaws dropped, if Sasuke was surprised he didn't show it. "What's the matter Sasuke, I thought you would be happy knowing you'll be getting closer to your goal? Or perhaps, you already knew from your little spying session on the council meeting" he continued outing the boy.
Both Naruto and Iruka were beyond shocked silly now seeing how normally it would be Naruto to do that sort of thing, not the quiet and reserved Sasuke Uchiha.
"Then tell us the whole truth, about the 'final breath' and about how the council wants to kill Naruto, sure he pulls pranks every now and again but that's no reason to want him dead, so why?" Sasuke shouted with a surprising amount of emotion.
"What you heard about the final breath was partly true but also a hoax against the civilian council" The Third calmly stated. "In order for me to get Naruto and you as my apprentices, we had to give the council some assurance, even if it was only partially true" Kakashi continued ad he pulled out his book.
"Okay, but what a out the seal? Do you still plan on using it and will it function exactly how you said it would?" Sasuke inquired.
"As Kakashi said, there are parts of the truth laced in with the lie we told the council. However the seal will link them together through DNA and soul making them in a sense brothers but there is no need to fear, neither will perish if the other dies" Hiruzen reassured the young Uchiha.
"Alright that's enough" Naruto shouted. "I'm tired of being left out of the loop, so old man, what's this 'final breath' seal and why are the council so insistent on applying it to me?" he finished with his arms crossed. "sigh, well Naruto as I said, Kakashi will be taking you and Sasuke as apprentices, as expected the civilian council tried to reject the idea. So I decided it would be best to invoke the 'final breath' act to place a seal on you and Kakashi to allow the council to believe we are keeping you on a leash" the old man explained with Naruto becoming more angry with each word. "So what, I'm supposed to your dog on a leash, to be at the council's beck and call? No thanks" Naruto huffed out not impressed his pseudo grandfather was actually willing to go through with it. 'How could he even think about it? It's not bad enough they try to kill me on a regular basis but now they want make me less than human. A weapon, a beast with no will of my own' "Calm down, if you paid attention you would hear he's saying that the seal is meant to trick the civilian council while giving you benefits, didn't you hear that your DNA and soul would mix with the grey haired porn lover?"
Kakashi thought it would be a good idea to step in before things escalate.
"Naruto, what Lord Hokage is trying to say is that when we are linked, you and me will essentially be brothers and in truth I should've already been more of a brother long before now. Perhaps now though with this apprenticeship I might be able to do some good" 'for your parents and my old team mates' Kakashi explained giving Naruto more info and it seemed that Kurama's and Kakashi's words calmed him down.
"But before the seal is applied and the apprenticeship begins, I believe each of us needs to reveal the truth to each other, we'll start with why the villagers hate you" Hiruzen dreaded this part. "You mean because the Nine tailed fox is sealed inside of me and they believe I am the fox in human form. Is that correct?" Naruto said with a smug look before realising Sasuke was still in the room. "Dumbass" "So that's why" Sasuke muttered looking at the ground. Trying to remedy the situation, Naruto hurriedly tried to explain. "Sasuke, when I was born the Nine Tails attacked and the Fourth sealed it inside of me to save the village, it also happened to coincide with my birthday making my birth look suspicious to most. Naruto's words weren't exactly easing the look Sasuke had though. "Look I could never tell anyone I knew about it, otherwise everyone would begin to panic thinking the fox was getting loose. It's also why I've held back at the academy, so no one would think I was getting too strong" Naruto explained with the Hokage, Iruka and Kakashi looking down in shame. 'So that's why he's the dead last, not because of his abilities but because it's necessary to protect him, why didn't I see it before' Iruka lamented after an academy student and his little brother in all but blood fooled him.
"I'm not pissed off because you didn't tell anyone, after all how else could protect yourself. What I am pissed about, is the way the villagers treat you, I've seen how they deny you customer service, glare and insult you and of course I saw one time when a mob attacked you. Why didn't you fight back and why didn't the Hokage do anything to stop it" at this point Sasuke was crying and Naruto couldn't help but feel the need to hug his rival, however he decided against it since doing so since it might seem weird.
"For the record, old man Hokage did help as often as he could, he often came by to check on me, he stopped a number of attacks along with Kakashi here but you have to remember he's the leader of the village. His priority is the entirety of the village, and his duties that come with the job make it difficult for him to help as often as he does. Even so, knowing he cares enough to help me when can is enough for me" Naruto said. The Third was both sad and happy with Naruto's words, happy because of the maturity, wisdom and kindness that Naruto had. He was also sad because 1: The only way to have gained those qualities so quickly in life, was to grow up just as quickly and no child should be forced to grow up like that. 2: He wished he could have helped more but just as Naruto said, his responsibilities to the village as a whole had to come first, sometimes being Hokage was not worth the stress if he couldn't help one innocent child. "As kind as your words are, I believe we should continue with the truth" Hiruzen said not wanting to dwell any more on the subject. "Lord Hokage, I have to ask, why did you want me here too? So far I haven't been necessary for any of this" Iruka asked.
"Simple Iruka, Naruto trusts you more than anyone in the village, as such I believed he would want you to be by his side for this and besides, you have to come clean as well" Hiruzen responded making Iruka flinch and once more Naruto beat them to the punch. "Is it about you hating me at first like the rest of the villagers and then developing a bond with me" Naruto said very quickly once again stunning the older shinobi in the room. "Y-y-yeah, pretty much" Iruka barely stuttered out. "Aww don't worry about it, after all a bond between friends or in this case brothers is a two way street, besides your taking me for all you can eat ramen and BBQ later, right?" Iruka's face went quickly from fear to relief to happiness and finally to horror as Naruto gave his sincere and mischievous words leaving everyone else to chuckle at the brotherly duo. "Right well, moving on to Kakashi here, he has a couple things to tell you" Hiruzen exclaimed.
Kakashi sighed as he knew his turn would come but that didn't mean he wanted it to, once again though Naruto had that knowing look in his eye. "You want to tell me that Minato Namikaze, my father was your sensei and became a father-figure to you thus making you feel like you had to watch over me these past six years and wanting to take both me and Sasuke as apprentices is for Obito Uchiha and my father. Anything I'm missing so far?" he said
Now it was starting to get ridiculous, three for three Naruto already knew the truth from each person and they were starting to get fed up with the blond smartass. "Okay Naruto, first how do you that and second is there anything else you know that you're not supposed to before your 16th birthday?" The Third said ready to strangle the boy for making light of such a serious moment for the three adults. "Well since we're being honest, I know all this because Kurama, the Nine Tails told me, she's really nice and second I know my mother is Kushina Uzumaki, my father was also the Fourth Hokage, my godfather is a pervert by the name of Jiraiya , how my parents died and have trained in three taijutsu styles" by the time he had finished Iruka had passed out from the info, The Third was suffering a aneurysm from the irregularity of the situation, Kakashi had dropped his book while his eye was almost popping out of its socket and Sasuke staring at the scene with wide eyes and his jaw on the floor.
"I think you broke them kiddo" Kurama chuckled with much amusement. 'What can I say, you're such a positive influence, that and if plan on throwing a slow ball down the middle of the plate, I aim to frickin' swing' Naruto thought back with just as much amusement. The others in the room had their own thoughts on the situation with their first as 'THE NINE TAILS IS A GIRL'
'At this point, why did I ever consider hiding anything from the cunning BRAT?' Hiruzen thought in depression at how little he could hide.
'He really is your son Minato sensei, lady Kushina. I mean come on he had all the information and practically turns us the most elite in stealth and information gathering into jokes, could this get any more ridiculous' Kakashi thought ready to take up Tsunade's drinking as a new career.
'I give up, Naruto obviously has more skill in deception, stealth and taijutsu than any of the other students, at this point, a graduation should already be given' Iruka thought proud and frustrated with his favourite student.
'At this point, he's more royalty than a heir to a feudal lord, maybe my secret won't surprise him but what if he tells everyone, I don't think I could live with the consequences of that' Sasuke thought with concern. Of course none of them knew that Naruto could hear every word they were thinking. "Jeez, compared to the bomb you just dropped, do you really think the Uchiha has a secret that'll make you speechless?" the vixen said 'Only one way to find out, at least I finally get to know what he's been hiding that makes him so afraid' Naruto replied.
After the brains started to function like normal the Hokage decided there was only one truth left. 'I hope he won't know this one, it'll be nice to have one secret from him' he thought out of spite. "Well Sasuke, it's your turn but take your time, it's ok" he told the nervous Uchiha.
After a deep breath, Sasuke form the ram hand sign and said "release". As he did so Naruto was shocked to see that 'Sasuke' was changing, 'he' shrunk an inch, 'his' chest expanded quite considerably and 'his' hair lengthened out the lower back, finally 'his' face looked far more feminine the voice though, he recognised since it was the same angel voice he heard back at the academy. "I was born a girl but my father thought it was a disgrace to have a daughter as the clan heads child, so he forced me to apply the genjutsu to hide my girly features" 'Sasuke' explained making Naruto infuriated at the Uchiha patriarch. "However when my clan was wiped out, using the genjutsu became a matter of survival and necessity since if the council were to find out, I would be turned into a breeder to produce more Uchihas" at this point Naruto's eyes were blood red with slits in them showing his rage was lose to the surface.
"This is precisely why I hate the majority of the human race. They are selfish power-hungry insects that do not care about innocent children they hurt if it means they can have what they want" Kurama roared not caring that said innocent child was an Uchiha, part of the clan she hated more than humanity. 'I'm right there with you for the moment, perhaps it's about time for me to use the 'special' prank we came up with' Naruto responded not realising his KI was leaking throughout the room making it difficult to beat for the Uchiha.
"NARUTO, calm down, all the clan heads and even some of the more trustworthy jonin know, and we swore that we would keep the secret until we could get her out that horrible situation" Hiruzen yelled out in the hopes Naruto would refrain from doing anything too rash, it worked... at least for the moment.
The female Uchiha however was elated to find that Naruto was getting angry on her behalf, it made her feel warm inside to know someone her own age cared for a change.
As Naruto calmed down enough to talk there was something he ha to get off his chest. "You know, now it all makes sense" the others looked bewildered. "What makes sense Naruto?" Iruka asked.
"Now I understand why 'Sasuke' rejected every girl that asked 'him' out and the rest of the guardians and me were beginning to think you were gay" Naruto continued with his eyes closed and arms crossed with a pensive look on his face.
'And the moment's ruined' everyone thought at once. "Really Naruto, can't you take this seriously?" "What? Excuse me for trying to lighten the mood, it was getting to dark and gloomy for me anyway, I mean I was starting to feel like an Uchiha myself" Naruto shouted which turn got everyone laughing at his attempt at a bad joke while the Uchiha was grateful for it.
"But for real though" Naruto turned to the girl once more. "What's your real name since Sasuke is a boys name?"
"My mother named me Satsuki. Satsuki Uchiha"
Well that wraps up another chapter, so I gotta say if you like it, write a review, follow and stay posted for the next chapter. If you didn't like it, what are you still doing here?
Things have been slow, both in writing the chapters and the story itself but it go quite a bit faster once I get them to the wizarding world.
If anyone already saw Sasuke as being a girl, congratulations, you get a cookie. Also if you haven't guessed already, Satsuki will be the second girl that Naruto gets together with, so sorry if you wanted someone else.
Once again I'll try to the next chapter, hopefully a bit more quickly than this one but in the meantime, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone around the world.
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