Later this Saturday, Kooper was watching Nickelodeon with his Brudahz.
GREEN: Does anybody noticed how stupid SpongeBob is nowadays?
RED: Uhh…
Kooper came down the stairs singing a song about Froggy Jam.
KOOPER: I'm on my way-yay… to Froggy Jam! Oh yeah! What do I meet there? Foxy McDonald!
RED: You singing about eating McDonalds in Froggy Jam?
KOOPER: Well, actually, brudah, I'm going to Froggy Jam with Foxy!
RED: I thought you were gonna go to McDonalds?
KOOPER: Nah! Like I said, I'm going to Froggy Jam!
BOWSER: Yo, son, you going to Froggy Jam?
KOOPER: Yeah, and I'm taking Foxy with me!
BOWSER: Oh. Well, okay, just be back before it gets dark, okay? You don't want your Dad to be worried sick, do you?
KOOPER: Don't you worry, I have your words, Dad!
Kooper then called Foxy on his phone. Meanwhile at the McDonalds hideout, Fox was serving food to his family, as always. Foxy's phone rang.
GRAMPA FOXY: Huh, Foxy, your phone's ringing! Who's calling you?
FOXY: Hang on, I got it.
She answered the phone.
FOXY: Hello? Who is this?
KOOPER: Hey Foxy, it's me, Kooper!
FOXY: Oh, hi Kooper, ready to go to Froggy Jam?
KOOPER: Yeah, I'm so pumped!
FOXY: Alright, see you later! Bye!
KOOPER: Bye-bye!
She hung up the phone.
GRAMPA FOXY: Wait, you going to Froggy Jam with that reptile!?
FOXY: Yes, sir.
FOX: Please be careful.
FOXY: I don't think Bossypants or his minions are in McDonald Island.
GRAMPA FOXY: Well, in case you're ever in danger, here's your belt of weapons!
Foxy takes the belt of weapons and puts it around her waist.
FOXY: Thanks, Grampa. Well, I'm off!
FOX: Bye, Foxy, please be careful!
GRAMPA FOXY: We'll be praying for you
Later, Kooper and Foxy made it to Froggy Jam where they're sitting on a table.
KOOPER & FOXY: 'Sup!
An anthropomorphic turd named Mr. Turd came in.
MR. TURD: Hello, what would you kids like to eat?
KOOPER & FOXY: Poopy nuggets, please!
MR. TURD: Coming right up!
He then shot turds in the plate.
MR. TURD: Here you go, and can I please get a tip?
KOOPER: Sure, I'll pay for you, Mr. Turd!
He then used the calculator on his iPhone, wrote the receipt, and handed him his cash.
MR. TURD: Thanks, man!
He then left.
FOXY: Hey Kooper, can I ask you something?
KOOPER: What is it?
FOXY: *sigh* Have you ever kissed a girl before?
Kooper froze for a second until he spoke up.
KOOPER: N-No… no I never kissed a girl before. Why'd you ask?
FOXY: Well, I just want you to have butterflies in your stomach, so let's get this kiss over with.
Foxy grabs Kooper's face and is about to kiss him on the lips, but before their lips touched, Mr. Turd kicked them out of the restaurant.
FOXY: Okay, maybe we shouldn't have tried to do it in a restaurant. Wanna go to my house?
KOOPER: Yes!
Later at the hideout.
FOXY: Hi Grampa, Kooper's gonna be home with me for a little bit.
GRAMPA FOXY: Okay, as long as he doesn't do anything stupid.
FOXY: EEEEEEK! Thanks!
They headed outside.
FOXY: Okay, Kooper, ready?
Kooper happily nodded his head. Foxy then grabbed his cheeks as she starts to kiss him in the lips. Grampa Foxy went outside and when he witnessed them, he passed out. As they were done, she took noticed of her fainted grandfather.
FOXY: Oh my gosh, Grampa!
KOOPER: I hope he's alright.
FOXY: I'm sure he'll be fine.
She then grabbed his feet.
FOXY: Kooper, could you help me, please?
KOOPER: Sure thing!
He grabbed his arms, and together, they set him on the couch. Just then, he woke up.
GRAMPA FOXY: Oh gosh, Foxy! What the heck just happened?
FOXY: Oh, it was nothing, Grampa.
GRAMPA FOXY: I thought I saw you and Kooper making out.
KOOPER: Well…
GRAMPA FOXY: Why don't you just go home, young man.
KOOPER: But…
FOXY: Kooper, for your own good, you should go home. I'll see you on Monday, hopefully.
And with that, Kooper reluctantly ran back to Castle Draga.
To Be Continued