A/N: Hello. :) This is where my next chapter for Mordecai and C.J. finally begins. I had a grand setup in mind for this chapter, but it eventually proved too much for me to be able to finish. In fact, I'd almost given up. But then, it occurred to me. Sometimes, the most effective solution is the simplest one. So, I went with the simplest option. And fair warning, there's a lemon up ahead for Mordecai and C.J. So there will be a warning sign up ahead for people who aren't interested in lemons. Granted this chapter is short, but it will lead to the events of Regular Show: The Movie. And C.J. and her future self will have a heavy role in it, too. So be sure to keep an eye out for it by following the story. ;)
Chapter 1: On Cloud Nine
It'd been two weeks since Muscle Man's marriage where Mordecai spoke his mind to C.J. The two of them have come to better terms since then, especially with Margaret involved. As per C.J.'s terms, there were no more secrets, no more awkwardness, and most importantly, no more horrible misunderstandings. Now, whenever they would hang out, it would be as if they were having girl time. And no one appreciated that more than Eileen.
She used to suffer from the fact that the two of them couldn't find some common ground. But thanks to Mordecai opening up that day, she got to have a group date with her, Rigby, Mordecai, and C.J. at the park's house. Of course, she hadn't forgotten about what happened the last time she got on a group date.
She was a bit sore at Rigby for using his solids to wreck Mordecai's chances of dating Margaret and simultaneously avoiding a date with her in the process. But this time, he was determined to make her happy. Still, to be sure, Eileen asked him to do her a solid and let Mordecai and C.J. be happy. Lucky for her, he stuck to his solid well. And it would prove especially helpful later that night.
Rigby, Eileen, Mordecai, and C.J. were just sitting on the couch and watching TV together. They were watching a rom-com movie that Mordecai happened to pick for the occasion. The movie was known as "Dumb, Cute Love". Mordecai and Rigby tried to settle on a movie to watch with Rock-Paper-Scissors, with the raccoon suggesting . And as it happened, Mordecai finally caught his break. Whether Rigby liked it or not, he had to watch the movie with them. And it was already grating him as the movie's main title popped up on the screen.
"Dumb, Cute Love? I guess they got the title right."
Mordecai made no hesitation to shush him.
"Rigby…"
It was then that the movie's main character, a man with dirty blonde hair wearing a fedora, a brown coat, and light brown pants was seen walking in a busy workplace with a stack of papers before he was on course to bump into his as-of-yet-unknown love interest, a woman with long raven hair in a purple dress and black shoes. She had an earpiece and was talking to someone on the other end, mainly about stock investments.
"Well, if that's the best offer they're making, then of course, you'll have to hold out. They'll rethink their decision if they're serious."
It was only a matter of time before they bumped into each other, knocking all the papers off the stack and scattering them everywhere while also knocking the earpiece off of the woman's ear. The two of them ended up dazed from the collision as they both reached down to the ground before aiming to pick up their lost items.
"Oh, Sorry, ma'am."
"No, no. It's quite alright."
But in the process, they ended up touching each other's hands, making them look up into each other's eyes in awe. Rigby was too familiar with that trope as he called it out.
"Seriously? Couldn't they have come up with something original?"
Mordecai didn't hesitate to give him a swift punch in the elbow, making him wince before shushing him. Meanwhile, in the movie, the two of them began to show anger, as if the moment of awe they shared didn't exist.
"Well, maybe you should just look where you're going next time, or it would've been worse than scattered papers."
Almost immediately, the woman retaliated with a glare of her own as she retorted.
"Well, if you'd been a gentleman and stepped to the side, this wouldn't have needed to happen."
"That's not the point! This mess was your fault!"
"My fault!"
As the argument continued, Rigby raised his eyebrow in slight interest. Although he had a feeling he knew what could come out of this as he spoke.
"Oh, boy. Another argument that's gonna get nowhere."
Mordecai made no hesitation to shush him again before Eileen concurred. However, her reasoning was quite different.
"You're telling me? They don't even see the potential in each other yet."
In the movie, the pair began to hurl insults with the woman going first.
"Well, at least I'm not a boorish, clumsy oaf!"
"Yeah? Well, I'm glad I'm not a stubborn, cross-eyed cow!"
The two of them had completely forgotten about the papers by now as they quickly stood up and shouted at each other in unison.
"I HATE YOU!"
Afterwards, they turned their backs on each other and walked away in a huff. Rigby wasn't blind to what the film was called. And he had a feeling the reason for it was going to show itself any moment, holding his fingers up for a countdown.
"Just watch. They're gonna turn around in 3, 2, 1…"
When Rigby finished counting, the man and woman turned themselves around to look at each other longingly with tears in their eyes just as he predicted. And as if on cue, sappy music began to play in the background. The couple then ran towards each other as they ran in slow motion whilst shouting each others' names.
"Helen!"
"Travis!"
The couple then hugged each other with big smiles as they apologized to each other.
"I'm so sorry!"
"I'm sorry, too!"
And with a rousing finish, they gave each other a deep kiss, the whole office clapping for them before Rigby spoke up with a smirk.
"Oh, so they love each other despite hating each other at first. Yeah, I can see that's gonna be a healthy relationship."
C.J. and Eileen both began to laugh at Rigby's joke. This ended up frustrating Mordecai as he hit pause on the tv and started to chew Rigby out.
"Will you just quit it with that dumb commentary, dude?"
Rigby, given the quality of the movie they rented, felt he was within rights to argue. He held up the videocassette box and pointed at the title to prove his point.
"But it's a dumb movie. It's practically begging to be roasted. It even says so."
"That's not the point, Rigby. We still rented it, so we're gonna watch it, no matter how bad it is, so get over it."
Rigby let out a frustrated groan before he complained once more.
"But this blows! Besides, I was way more entertaining than that turdy tape."
Mordecai was quick to figure out what Rigby was getting at. He crossed his arms with a scoff.
"Dude, please. I'm way funnier than you with my jokes."
Rigby raised his eyebrow, catching onto Mordecai's tone. He knew that he never proved it before. It wouldn't surprise him in the least if he failed. He gave a "hmm, hmm" in response to his bold claim.
"Oh, yeah? Prove it."
Mordecai "hmm, hmm'd" back at Rigby with a nod. He wasn't willing to back down if it meant at least taking Rigby down a peg.
"Remember, you asked for it. Prepare to laugh your guts out, 'cause this is the best joke ever told."
This got the gang's attention, especially C.J.'s. She never knew Mordecai had experience in telling jokes. Then again, she remembered from her first date that he was being pretty silly. If anything, that should come as no surprise to her.
"Really? I'd like to hear it."
Mordecai became slightly nervous.
"Uh, really?"
He'd almost forgotten (almost) from his talking down to Rigby that C.J. was in the same room. If he were to fail, he'd look bad in front of her. But after a moment, he doubled down to catch his breath and shake off the stress as he replied.
"O-Okay, but it's gonna be so great, it may cause guts to really burst out of your bodies."
Rigby only rolled his eyes at him. If he was getting this stressed, it may not be as great as he said, which was, more often than not, the case.
"Just get on with it, Mr. Exaggerator."
Mordecai didn't like Rigby egging him on like that. He made a small frown before he scoffed.
"Okay. But it's your funeral. Whatever happens, I can't be held accountable for the joke."
Eileen looked over to Rigby. She was wondering why he was giving Mordecai a hard time. But just as she was about to ask, he only gave her a small wink before he shifted his head a bit to C.J.'s direction. She seemed ready to listen to Mordecai, and he appeared more confident in telling his joke. Eileen got the picture from seeing the two of them like this. Rigby must be trying to push C.J. and Mordecai closer together without them realizing it. She nodded to Rigby, impressed with his subtlety as Mordecai began to tell the joke.
"Okay, so there's this rowboat with a seaman, a normal dude, and a rabbi floating down the sea, like the septic ocean or somewhere there. Anyway, the normal dude was the observant. And he saw buoys in the water. But the buoys are… l-like the floaty thing in the water that had nets or guide ships, and he… the seaman saw something similar, and he pointed out that it wasn't a buoy, which he'd know, 'cause he's a sea guy and all."
With her extensive knowledge on practically everything, however, Eileen knew Mordecai made one little error in detail about the buoys as she corrected him.
"Actually, buoys wouldn't be too far off the beach, and they wouldn't even be in the ocean. Plus, if they needed to be saved, they should use lifeboats."
Mordecai was a little annoyed, but he knew Eileen wasn't trying to make him look bad. So, he spoke to her gently.
"It's just a joke, Eileen. It's best not to overthink it. Anyway, the seaman and the normal man pulled them up, and then the rabbi cried out, 'that's a sin!' The normal guy turned back to him and asked, what are you talking about, dude? We're just grabbing the buoys.' And the rabbi said, 'those aren't buoys!' They were b..."
Before Mordecai could finish, he began to sweat up a storm. He was beginning to regret trying to tell the joke. If he had the nerve to finish it, his guts would be bursting out just from embarrassment. All the while, C.J. began to have a sly look on her face as Mordecai stammered. She could tell he was trying hard with this joke. So much so, in fact, that he was beginning to blush. She had a feeling she knew why as she began to ask him.
"Well, what was it, then?"
"Oh, uh… it's a girl type of thing that rhymes with the floaty sea stuff that, um… floats in the water, whether they're attached or, uh, not."
Before Mordecai could finish his joke, Rigby had an idea about what he was getting at. He felt it best to help Mordecai get the joke over with before he made a bigger fool of himself. He began to mime out what Mordecai was trying to say, hovering his hands over his chest and making a round shape over each of his pecs. Needless to say, the already nervous Mordecai was getting vexed.
"Cut it out, Rigby! You're making me lose focus!"
Rigby deflected Mordecai's shout as he pointed out the already exposed flaw.
"Hey, it's not my fault you're bad at telling jokes."
Mordecai groaned in frustration. Rigyb had always shifted the blame off of him. And while it was true, he didn't need to hear that from him.
"I can tell a joke, Rigby."
"Then why are you drowning in your own joke? Maybe you should've had a buoy with you."
Mordecai was getting very very angry at this point. So much so that he had forgotten that he was trying to keep from saying that in front of C.J. His irritation gave him just the nerve to shout it out loud.
"It was BOOBIES!"
The instant Mordecai had said this, he covered his mouth in utter shock and embarrassment. He looked nervously at C.J., afraid that she'd leave him for uttering that word, let alone shouting it. However, her reaction was quite different. She and the others began to laugh, though it came at his expense as Mordecai grumbled, stuffing his face with his hands. But C.J. took notice of the saddened Blue Jay and gave him a pat on the back.
"Hey, cheer up, Mordecai. At least we laughed at your joke, in a way."
Mordecai smiled at her. It was nice to know that she didn't take the joke personally.
"Yeah. I guess it was funny 'cause I told the joke so badly."
Rigby crossed his arms with a smirk as he looked at Mordecai.
"Yeah, but it would've been funnier if you had it right the first time."
Mordecai turned back to Rigby with a short glare. But he had to admit, he wasn't wrong, not that it mattered. After a short glare, he shrugged his shoulders
"Eh, whatever, dude."
Rigby then sat up closer to Mordecai. He had something on his mind, but it wasn't the movie. The whole backfired joke seemed to have made him forget all about it, which he would no doubt be thankful for.
"By the way, did you happen to hear anything about that new game coming out? You know, the one we were so excited to play?"
As Mordecai answered him, C.J. was starting to blush up a storm as she looked down to her chest. She laughed at the joke before, but in truth, it actually made her quite flustered. C.J. thought it shouldn't be as big a deal with how close they've become, but somehow it was. Embarrassing as it was to Mordecai, it made her consider how she should prove their love for each other. Perhaps not the way the odd couple did in that movie, but maybe something. Heck, anything would do it
She tried to get Mordecai's attention, initially leaning forward to him to get his attention by tapping his shoulder. But then, she got a different idea. Mordecai's joke actually made some sense to it. She remembered seeing people lean in close to each other like they did in anime and romance movies. At the very least, she thought it'd give him a jolt for fun. But as she leaned closer, Mordecai was just answering his question.
"Oh, well, no. I've just been distracted lately with more important things.
"Really? What could possibly be more important than—"
Before Rigby could finish, C.J. pressed her chest against Mordecai's arm, making him jump a bit before he turned to see her leaning against him with a smile. As for Rigby, he began to get the picture. If there was anyone more important than that new video game, it had to be her. He then began to form a big smile on his face as he spoke.
"Oh, yeah."
Mordecai didn't know how to feel about this as a big blush was coming over his face. It's not like he was going to dash away from her, but his heart was practically racing from this. He was sure it must be beating so hard, C.J. was bound to hear it. And she seemed to know what it wanted.
"Mordecai… can you and I use the bed upstairs? You know, like, just the two of us?"
Mordecai was a bit shaken at first, but this time it was more out of excitement than nervousness. As much as he tried to answer, though, he couldn't help but stammer.
"I, uh… well, I mean, I guess we could…"
Rigby couldn't help but wince at the scene. He didn't want Mordecai to blow away C.J. with his indecisiveness. He was supposed to be over that already. However, that seemed to be temporary as he replied after shaking his nervousness off.
"Well, yeah. We can do that. I even know a good place to use. Rigby, think you and Eileen would be okay without us?"
Rigby gave Mordecai a smile in response, and a nod to go with it.
"Yeah, man. Just as long as you don't pull a Mordecai again."
Mordecai made a short grumble from that quip, even if he did say it in as sincere a tone as he could manage. All the same, he was just grateful that Rigby was respecting his wishes.
"Don't worry, Rigby. I won't."
Mordecai then held out his hand for C.J. to take, which she did before he lifted her up, and the two of them began walking upstairs before Eileen looked at Rigby with a puzzled expression.
"Pulling a Mordecai?"
Rigby realized then that the concept was still foreign to her. He began to explain it to Eileen, albeit in a whisper. When Rigby was done, Eileen got the gist.
"Oh. Yeah, that actually makes sense for him. But he doesn't seem to be pulling a Mordecai now."
"He was for a little bit before he got his act together, if you can believe it."
Rigby wasn't wrong there. She saw Mordecai struggle for a bit before he finally agreed to C.J.'s request. However, odds are, he'd pull another Mordecai when they make love to each other. And that would be doubly embarrassing for the both of them. Rigby seemed to know that as well as she did as she spoke softly and worriedly.
"Hey, you don't think…?"
"We gotta make sure Mordecai doesn't pull another Mordecai."
Eileen nodded to him in agreement before the two of them snuck up the stairs.
Meanwhile, Mordecai and C.J. were inside the former and Rigby's room. She was looking all around the room with an impressed look, no matter how plain it was. If anything, that plainness was what made it so impressive for her.
"Well, it's not much of a room, but it is kinda cool. Especially that trampoline."
"Oh, yeah. That's actually Rigby's bed."
Given how spontaneous Rigby can be, C.J. wasn't too surprised about it.
"Oh, yeah. I can see that, actually."
The two of them shared a small laugh together before C.J. and Mordecai sat next to each other on the bed. While they had the small moment of silence, Rigby was peeking through the small opening the door had presented for him. Eileen was blushing up a storm from this as she spoke in a whisper.
"Rigby, are you sure this is a good idea? It just feels so dirty…"
That never bothered Rigby before. Whenever it came to that, he was always up for it. He did the same thing when it came to him and Margaret before.
"Hey, I'm sticking by my solid, Eileen. You don't have to watch if you don't want to, but I'm sticking to it. Besides, it's not like they're going to the bathroom."
This was a nice change of pace for Rigby to consider her feelings. Eileen's face softened as she began to smile a bit. However, she still needed to be sure that they weren't pulling a Mordecai.
"I mean, I can still help. I'm just not comfortable watching is all."
"Then I'll just give you the play-by-play. That works, right?"
Eileen considered that for a moment. While she didn't like watching other people in other rooms, it would help her situation with preventing him from pulling a Mordecai and blowing his chances with C.J. Beside that, it really was a surprise to hear Rigby actually come up with a good idea.
"Yeah. That doesn't sound too bad, actually."
Rigby gave Eileen a quiet and sincere "hmm, hmm" before he replied in a hushed tone.
"You bet it doesn't."
Rigby carefully planted his face near the door before C.J. spoke to Mordecai again.
"So, uh… how are things going at the park?"
Mordecai just gave her a shrug. He didn't think much out of that question.
"Oh, you know. Things are pretty normal."
C.J. had a hard time believing that as she raised an eyebrow to him. Mordecai took notice before he corrected himself.
"Well, normal for the park at least. There wasn't anything life threatening or weird that happened yet, so yeah. It's all good."
C.J. giggled at his answer before she gave him a soft punch on his shoulder.
"That's good to hear, dude."
Mordecai gently rubbed his arm as he smiled at her, unaware that the two of them were being watched by Rigby.
"Things are looking good so far. They're still talking to each other."
Mordecai then spoke up to C.J., wondering how she'd been handling things since.
"Well, how about you? How are you doing?"
C.J. made a small blush before she answered.
"Well, I had a few boring days at my city tour guide job. Not to mention I dealt with a few jerks at work."
In response to that, Mordecai's eyes widened as he spoke playfully.
"Really? Where are those jerks? Just say the word, and I'll beat them up for you."
C.J. only declined his offer with a laugh. While she appreciated the gesture, she knew Mordecai wouldn't stand much of a chance.
"Dude, they would snap you like a twig if you tried."
"But I can, though. I've been working out."
Mordecai then showed off his small muscles with a smile on his face. That earned more laughter from C.J. as she began to lay her back on the bed. While Rigby watched from the door crack, he began to suspect something that Mordecai would usually do in that situation.
"Oh, man. Mordecai's starting to lose it out there."
Eileen twiddled her fingers, not quite sure what to do. As much as she wanted to help, she didn't want to jeopardize their night together in the process.
"Well, shouldn't we do something?"
Rigby looked again, only to see Mordecai laugh with her as he laid his back on the bed beside her.
"Oh, wait. Never mind. It's… actually going well again."
In the room, after the laughter died down, C.J. spoke again, albeit in a mutter.
"Anyway, recently, I, uh… I took up an anger management class."
Upon hearing this form her mouth, Mordecai was surprised. He didn't think C.J. would actually go through with that.
"Wait, you actually did that?"
When C.J. looked back to him with a puzzled look, Mordecai began to think it might not have been best to ask that question.
"Oh. Right. Sorry if it's too personal for you."
However, C.J. didn't quite find anything wrong with it at all.
"No, it's cool. And it's been going okay for the most part. I mean, I still get angry, but at least there aren't any storms, right?"
C.J. and Mordecai began to laugh together again before he spoke to her with a smile, happy to hear that C.J. was willing to help herself get better.
"Yeah. That's really great to hear, C.J."
"Thanks, dude."
The two of them looked up at the ceiling together for a moment before C.J. spoke up to break the silence.
"You know, I don't think I would've been able to do all that without you."
Mordecai found that hard to believe as he looked at her.
"What? Nah."
"I'm serious, though, man. Everything the two of us had been through? They've been all I could ever think about while we were taking that break. And all of that made me realize just… well, just how wrong I was."
Mordecai had a feeling about what she was talking about. She'd told him before that her heart told her she couldn't trust him, but it was dead wrong.
"Oh, yeah. You said something like that a couple of weeks ago, didn't you?"
C.J. began to sit herself up as she continued.
"Yeah, but… I mean 'wrong' like a, 'what's wrong with me?' type of thing."
That's when Mordecai realized. C.J. must be trying to sort herself out since she gave herself some space from Mordecai after the debacle with getting to know Margaret backfired horribly.
"Oh."
"All that time I was angry at you, or Margaret, or both, I used to think it was because you guys lied to me. Maybe it still is, but… I think maybe I'm upset because the fact you guys had to lie was telling me that… that maybe you can't trust me. Like I'm some kind of monster or something. With how I acted before… I guess you guys were right."
C.J. began to have a sad look on her face as Mordecai sat up next to her, unaware that Rigby and Eileen were beginning to shed tears while the mole girl spoke in a sad whisper.
"That is the saddest thing I've ever heard…"
Mordecai gently placed his hand over C.J.'s shoulder before he comforted her again.
"C.J., nobody thinks you're a monster. Least of all, me. I mean, sure you can be intense about stuff, especially when people lie to you, but that doesn't make you a monster. Just ask Rigby."
Rigby didn't like how his name was being used in this instance. But even so, he had to hold in his, 'STOP TALKING!' rant just to give Mordecai and C.J. their moment alone. C.J. felt confused since Rigby was pretty much a laid-back slacker in her book.
"Wait, Rigby?"
"Yeah. Back then, he wasn't always keen on Eileen. I always said the two of them would be a cute couple, and he'd always say, 'STOP TALKING!' In fact, he even sabotaged our group date with Maragret and Eileen using the solids."
That was something she could believe Rigby would do. It was a jerky move, but she could see him pulling that off.
"Woof. That sounds pretty bad."
"Yeah. I don't even want to talk about what he made me do for the last solid. But anyway, life's weird that way. One minute, he wanted to get away from her, and the next, before I literally knew it, he ended up having a girlfriend."
This puzzled C.J. as she raised her eyebrows.
"Wait, Rigby and Eileen are actually together?"
"I know. I was just as surprised when I heard it, too. But the point is, you are a pretty strong person. Maybe the strongest I know. Because you always find a way to stay strong, whether it's for yourself or for me. Or for your friends. The fact that you went to the trouble of getting an Anger Management class proves it."
C.J. then began to make a small smile, feeling encouraged by Mordecai's words.
"Yeah. You're right. Thanks, Mordecai. I needed to hear that."
"Sure, C.J. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you."
This gave C.J. an idea as she made a smirk towards him.
"Is that right?"
Mordecai took notice of her smirk and became confused for a bit.
"Uh, yeah. Why do you ask?"
C. J. then placed her legs over Mordecai's and put herself on top of his lap while facing him, making the Blue Jay blush embarrassedly as she spoke to him.
"Well, I actually brought you up here because I've actually got something I wanted to do with you since those two weeks. If you're up for it, that is."
Mordecai then got the idea of what C.J. was getting at. That was also part of why he agreed to her request, although he couldn't process it before. He gave her a smile back as he replied.
"Challenge accepted."
*LEMON INCOMING*
Mordecai and C.J. then began to give each other a passionate kiss before they let themselves fall onto the bed, with the Blue Jay being on the bottom, and C.J. being on top. They were taking it slow as they were kissing each other intensely. Their tongues swirled around each other like they were licking ice cream. And while the couple were kissing, Mordecai was brushing his hands along C.J.'s hips before he began to grope at her butt. As a result, she moaned into Mordecai's mouth. After a while, however, C.J. and Mordecai ceased their kiss to make room for oxygen. But as they took their breaths, C.J. wasted no time in taking off her red and white striped top before flinging it to the floor.
Mordecai couldn't help but marvel at the size of her B-Cup chest. But before he could comment on them, C.J. went back on top of Mordecai and started nibbling on his neck. Mordecai let out a moan as C.J. gave him love bites. It was only a matter of time before he did the same. He wasn't sure if he could, but the fact he could hold her hand before now reminded him that it must be a possibility. He began to give C.J. nibbles on her own neck while he continued to grope her glutes. The couple moaned into each other as Rigby began to realize he'd seen enough. As for Eileen, she could feel herself getting excited from the sounds of Mordecai and C.J's love fest. Her body was practically trembling from the sensation.
"Oh, boy. They're really getting into it now. Well, I don't think we'll need to worry about him pulling a Mordecai tonight. What do you wanna do, Eileen?"
As if to answer, Eileen instantly went to Rigby and gave him a kiss on the lips, catching the raccoon off-guard before he found himself drawn into her kiss as he accepted it before he hugged her. When they finished the short, yet passionate kiss, Eileen gave him a smile before she answered with a question.
"Does that answer your question, Mr. Riggerson?"
Rigby gave Eileen a smirk as he replied.
"Yes, it does."
Rigby then picked up Eileen by her butt cheeks, making her exclaim in surprise and began to laugh gently as he carried her to another room to have their own love fest before he closed the door.
Meanwhile, after a moment of giving each other love bites, C.J. flung her shorts on to the floor next, exposing her open slit on her lower area and started grinding on Mordecai's pelvis as she rubbed her chest all over him while simultaneously giving him a nibble. While she did, Mordecai trailed his hands from her butt to her chest a bit and began to grope them softly, making C.J. moan before he sucked on one of her nipples. C.J. continued her mewls of pleasure in a trancelike tone as her slit rubbed itself on Mordecai. Then, C.J. began to feel a bump rising from Mordecai's pelvis, making her puzzled before she began to slow herself down, her mind still fueled by pleasure but momentarily driven by curiosity. Mordecai looked at her with a puzzled expression before he inquired of her about her ceased movement.
"Huh? Why'd you stop, C.J.?"
"I'm just a little curious. Have you been naked the whole time at work?"
The question made Mordecai blush a bit despite their situation. He couldn't recall anybody who ever asked that before, and he spent most of his life being that way.
"Uh, technically yeah. But not really. I mean, nobody really sees my little privates, so…"
"Wait, little privates?"
This seemed to fluster Mordecai a bit as he tried to talk her out of it.
"Uh, wait! That's not what I meant!"
C.J. gave Mordecai a smirk as she began to go lower, enough to place her face above his pelvis as her butt hung out of the edge of the bed.
"Are you sure? Because I think my boobies would really like to meet your little privates."
C.J. began to touch Mordecai's area, gently parting his feathers to see a surprising sight as it suddenly shot out from his area and poke her in the nose. It was a large, pink, fleshy, rodlike organ with two sacs below it that seemed to be shaking. C.J. stared at it in awe, having never seen anything like this. All the while, Mordecai's face was completely flushed in embarrassment while C.J. spoke out to her lover in surprise.
"Whoa! Those privates of yours don't look so little anymore, Mordecai."
Mordecai became puzzled. Somehow, he expected a different reaction out of her.
"Huh? You mean you're not disgusted?"
"What? No, man. Of course not. But I am surprised. I thought you had a cloaca or something. Well, I did, until you talked about your little privates."
Mordecai made a short grumble as he placed his hand over his face. C.J. could tell he must've been frustrated. To fix that, she tried to reassure him as she brushed her hand over his face while removing his hand from his face.
"Hey, don't sweat it, man. At least we get to have more fun. I know my boobies certainly will."
C.J. gave Mordecai a smirk as she said this, placing his fleshy manhood in-between her chest before she began to rub on them. Mordecai began to moan loudly from the sensation as C.J. rubbed herself on him. She liked seeing the look on Mordecai's face as she spoke in a sultry tone.
"What's wrong, Mordecai? Feeling horny?"
Mordecai couldn't answer her question. The sensation of her warm, fluffy skin rubbing against him was too great. C.J. figured as much as she eyed the rod in front of her with lust in her eyes.
"It's okay. I can make you all better…"
C.J. then stuffed the rod into her mouth as she pumped it with her chest. She slurped it up loudly as she rolled her tongue all over his manhood, or rather his birdhood. However off it looked, C.J. had taken to its taste quite well. She might as well be licking a lollipop. As C.J. began to bob at his penis, Mordecai began to feel her throat, his organ stretching down into it. Each time C.J. forced it into her throat balls deep, the pressure within his area rose up in him like a volcano. And if his euphoria had allowed him to talk, he would've said,
"C.J., I'm gonna blow!"
But alas, he couldn't. All he could do was moan louder as the built-up pressure finally climaxed and shot down straight into her throat. C.J. moaned from the sensation as she backed away a bit, letting his organ pump its precious fluids into her mouth, almost instantly filling it up before she swallowed one load before another flooded in. But before the second load was done, the organ had stopped its pumping before C.J. removed her mouth from Mordecai's throbbing rod. She began to swallow the rest before giving him a gentle laugh and spoke with interest.
"It tastes pretty good, Mordecai. You're a natural at this."
Mordecai blushed at her comment as he spoke up.
"I am?"
"Yeah. But the fun's not over yet. There's still one more thing we gotta do."
C.J. went back on top of Mordecai, dangling her open slit over his throbbing rod before turning herself around with her back against him. Mordecai looked up at C.J. wondering if she'd thought this through.
"Uh, a-are you sure, C.J.?"
C.J. gave him a determined smile as she placed both her hands on either side of his face before leaning close to her.
"Mordecai, I've never been so sure about anything in my whole life. I'm ready. Trust me."
C.J. then gave Mordecai a wink before he let his fears and anxieties melt away. He could tell that C.J. wouldn't back out of it after coming this far. He gave her a nod as he replied.
"Okay, let's do this."
With that, Mordecai spread his legs out far before C.J. plunged her slit into Mordecai's rod, taking it inside of her all at once. And to make it even better, the rod had pierced her cervix completely like a key had been pushed into a lock as she began to moan loudly. Once C.J. had taken it as far as she could, Mordecai wrapped his legs around C.J's waist, allowing her to lay on top of him before she felt Mordecai directly behind her. He was sitting up with her as he started pounding into her and fondled her breasts, making her moan loud with pleasure each time his rod was thrusted into her.
From there, their course grew more intense. The full force of lust was so powerful, C.J. succumbed to it and turned her head to the side before she began to kiss Mordecai more roughly, their tongues overpowering each other as she rubbed her chest on his. Amidst this, she began to stir up a powerful wind that began to hold the two of them into the air. Despite the wind she made, though, C.J. wanted more than anything at the moment to feel total pleasure inside and out. And with how hard she let Mordecai pound her, she was dead set on it. Her mind was washed away completely by the lust that drove her body as she slammed her butt on Mordecai's rod over and over. And she wasn't the only one driven by lust.
After a while, Mordecai broke apart the kiss before he began to pinch her nipples, making C.J. moan in pure ecstasy, her tongue sticking out like a dog's as she began to pant heavily with sweat bouncing off of her. Mordecai could feel her slit clenching onto his rod, trapping it inside C.J. as she prolonged her moans of pleasure. Mordecai couldn't help himself. He could feel another climax coming to burst.
"C.J…! I-I'm about to… I'm coming close…!"
C.J. leaned closer to Mordecai, her lustful eyes staring right into his.
"Go for it, Mordecai! Knock me up and take me! Make me yours!"
C.J. then plunged her mouth into Mordecai's again, tasting his tongue again as she slammed her butt harder and faster on Mordecai's rod. Mordecai was only able to last five seconds before he released himself again. His seeds instantly flooded into her womb as C.J. moaned loudly into Mordecai's mouth. But it didn't stop there.
After every few seconds, C.J.'s belly began to grow bigger and bigger. At first, it looked like she'd eaten a big meal. But after a few spurts of growth, her belly appeared to hold a bun in her oven already. And finally, her bellybutton began to burst out by the time Mordecai's sacs were drained. When it was over, Mordecai and C.J. were falling gently back down onto the bed, panting heavily as if they had been through a workout. Once they'd gotten their breath, they took notice of how big her belly had gotten. Although C.J. looked pleasantly impressed, Mordecai was stupefied by the massive growth.
"Uh, C.J., was your belly this big when we started?"
She gave him a prompt shake of the head before she spoke, feeling the massive size of her belly, maintaining her smile.
"Wow, Mordecai. When you knocked me up, you really knocked me up."
Mordecai would've gone into an automatic stressed-out apology relapse, but he saw her smile. He wondered how she could be smiling at this.
"You mean you're not mad about that?"
"No. It actually feels kinda nice."
"But isn't that how babies were born?"
"Well, yeah. But that's not all my belly's good for."
To prove her point, C.J. began to squish her belly.
"Boop."
The moment she did, the fat in her body began to go up more into her body. Mordecai looked on in surprise before she pushed it into her breasts. In doing so, they'd grown from a B-cup size to a D-size. Her nipples had also gotten bigger in the process, the dark grey areole beginning to puff out. Mordecai's mouth hung open in flabbergastation as C.J. looked at him with a smile.
"I've been meaning to get a boob job. Thanks, Mordecai."
C.J. then gave him a kiss on the cheek, making him blush before he spoke in surprise.
"How did you do that, C.J.?"
C.J. held up her now larger chest as she answered him.
"It's another special power of mine. I can take liquids into my body and use them to rearrange my body. You just don't see it very often because a lot of stuff I drink isn't as thick."
"Well, what about smoothies?"
C.J. gave Mordecai a shrug of her shoulders before she replied.
"Yeah, I could get big from them, but after a while, they'd melt anyway. Besides, I'd have to have a fire hose's worth of it before it could get as big as it did."
"Whoa."
"I know, right?"
C.J. then let her breasts fall out of her hands before Mordecai thought of another question.
"Well… what if you wanted a baby?"
The instant the question left his mouth, C.J. became embarrassed, looking at Mordecai with a big blush before he turned away, starting to feel that embarrassment himself.
"Uh, just out of curiosity, anyway. I mean, I don't want one yet. Just curious. Ha, ha."
C.J. only gave Mordecai a smile before she gave him a hug. She didn't mind the idea one bit. As far as she knows, she'd been through the worst of their relationship. And like Mordecai told her, she's the strongest person he knew.
"I can do that, too. I just gotta let your cum sit in my belly. Maybe next time we'd make one. I wouldn't mind it…"
Mordecai began to blush from her saying this before he gave her a hug back, and the two of them laid down together on the bed. Mordecai was quick to get the blanket to cover them up as they sat closer together.
*LEMON OVER*
C.J. and Mordecai had just finished their first intense makeout session. They've had plenty before, but this one surely took the cake. It brought the two of them closer together like they were peas in a pod. They began to blush before C.J. spoke up to him.
"Hey, um… Mordecai?"
"Yeah, Ceej?"
"Despite how things turned out between us through this whole thing, I… I just want to say… I'm glad they happened. Because they made me realize I belong with you. As a true lover."
Mordecai gave C.J. a soft smile back. He gave her another hug, wrapping his arms gently around her body as he replied back.
"You know what? You took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, I wanted to ask if… Well, I mean you already have a job, but I'm wondering if you'd like to work in the park with us."
C.J. turned to Mordecai with a curious look on her face. Did he really like her that much?
"You think I'm okay to work in the park with you guys?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, Benson would probably get on our case a lot, but other than that, we have a lot of good people here, too. And there's a super-tough initiation. But knowing you, I'm sure you'd power through it."
C.J. had to agree with him. She did, after all, fend off a demon baby before. She didn't need to be told twice. She made another laugh before she gave her answer.
"You know what? Maybe I will give the park a try. If it's as tough as you say, it better not disappoint."
"Oh, trust me. It won't."
"Good."
The couple planted a gentle kiss on their lips before they hugged each other. The cloud girl began to smile again as she made a soft sigh, letting slumber take them over as they closed their eyes. However, at the last minute, C.J. wondered how the other half of the group was getting along.
"Wait, how do you think Rigby and Eileen are doing, Mordecai?"
"Oh, I'm sure they're fine."
Little did they know that in the other room, Rigby and Eileen were asleep on the floor, the both of them stark naked on the floor with a blanket over the both of them. Rigby was laying on top of Eileen, his face on the side of her head while she was holding onto him like a teddy bear. Rigby then began to mutter in his sleep.
"Best. Date. Ever…."