Title: It's Not Unusual – For Torchwood

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Rhys

Rating: PG

Written For: biancaruth, for leaving the 100th review on my drabble collection here. Sorry it took so long, I had it part written then lost it. I have a notebook to write them in now, so hopefully that won't happen again.

Spoilers: None at all.

Summary: Rhys finds out about the peculiar hazards of working for Torchwood.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Thank you all as usual for your lovely reviews! taylorpatta - Sorry I couldn't reply in person, your private messaging is disabled, but thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying the drabbles. Hopefully there will be more with Nosy soon, it just depends on the prompts! I Love Janto - Nosy really is smart, but Owen keeps understimating it! I doubt that he'll ever learn!

"Nothing to worry about," Ianto said cheerfully.

Rhys stared at Gwen in stunned disbelief.

"Happens a lot, does it?" He sounded a bit dazed.

"This exactly? Not to my knowledge. But similar things? All the time."

Rhys kept staring.

"Could be worse," Ianto attempted to reassure the stricken man. "Jack was a rabbit for almost two weeks, and Owen… Well, let's just say orange really doesn't suit him. Gwen's fine, just a little shorter than usual."

"A little? She's five inches tall!"

"Tosh will fix it. On the bright side, her clothes shrunk with her."

Rhys sat down.

"Bloody Torchwood."

The End

A/N2: Tomorrow (hopefully) I'll post my third drabble for this week's prompt, I just thought I'd better post this one first - biancaruth has been waiting long enough!