The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

266. Tall Tales

Title: Tall Tales

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Jack, Team

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack has an endless supply of amusing stories to tell.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For mahmfic's prompt 'Tales'

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I love Janto: They'll be well-fuelled by hot buttered toast by the time it comes to the getting naked part, lol! There needs to be more Janto romance, because we hardly got any on the show. Thank you.

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Guest: Ianto knows he'll need the energy if he's to make the most of Naked Jack, lol! Thank you.

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Jack was a spinner of tall tales, so his team took everything he said with a grain of salt. His claims were far too outrageous to be true, but they were fun to listen to so no one really minded.

Of course, most of Jack's tales involved sex. There were stories of his sexcapades with boyfriends and girlfriends, humans and aliens; anecdotes about the historical figures he'd bedded during his many years on earth; long, rambling accounts of the hair-raising adventures he'd had with the Time Agency.

No one would have believed that his wildest tales were the absolute truth.

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The End