You all made the vote and so it has been made, this is where Lincoln and also his friends are going to hang out with Angel Dust, or more like he's gonna hang out with them. But he's mostly here for Lincoln.
Lincoln on the other hand has some questions for his hellish best friend, about a one eyed demon friend of his and the upcoming birthday on October 13, I would like to thank "Qazse" for this idea and concept, thanks man. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods Grade School.)
Lincoln and his friends walk out of the school. "So, there's this girl in school you have your eyes on and you don't know how to talk to her?" asked Lincoln.
Clyde chuckles nervously and blushes. "Y-Yeah, her name is Chloe Curda and she…. Umm, well she is in the same baking class as I do and she's just so nice. At first I had this crush on Emma, she's Chloe's friend, but then I accidently touched Chloe's hand and….. And things got kinda awkward from there."
"So, how did you two touch hands then?" asked Rusty.
Clyde looks around and sees everyone else is busy talking. "Okay, so I was helping make a strawberry shortcake, and when I was going got the baking soda, I didn't know someone else was going for it and that person was Chloe and then we touched hands and then look to each other."
"We stared at each other for like a few minutes and we both felt warm and then I let go of her and so as a gentlemen, I let her use the baking soda first. Then things changed for me, I mean I had the crush on Lori and then I saw Emma and now…. I think its Chloe."
Lincoln and the other smile hearing this. "Nice on buddy, looks like someone has crush on some gal who likes what he likes" replied Liam. "And I thought I was the only one."
"Yeah, I mean we know Liam and Tabby both like each other and you might be the second one in the group to have someone as well" replied Zach.
"I'd like to give you some advice, but then I did some thinking and you guys are right. My advice is terrible and truth be told, all of my advice to hit on girls came from my dad. I have to talk to him on that one" replied Rusty. "Anyway, good job man with the crush, when are you gonna talk to her?"
Clyde thinks about this. "No clue, I mean maybe when we have free time then we can talk and then I'll ask if she wants to hang out with me. But I don't know when guys." He then looks to Lincoln. "Any advice buddy?"
Lincoln thinks about this. "Well, I'd say wait for the right moment. Take the plan you have and out it to good use, ask her when the moment is right and then see where it goes, but be wary, chances the crush and relationship might not be what you seek. I mean, I do recall you did have a thing for Penelope, but then you had a change of heart."
Clyde thinks about this. "Yeah, you got a point, but I still wanna see this through."
"Speaking of which, how about Lincoln?" asked Liam.
Lincoln is confused. "What th heck are you talking about?"
"Come on man, there has to be a girl for you out there" replied Zach. "I mean, we all know you and Ronnie Anne ain't gonna be a thing for sure, because she's far away and has her own life to deal with. So, what's plan B in the relationship?"
Lincoln sighs. "Guys, calm down. I am not looking for anyone to date yet, surely no one at the moment with the stuff I have to do with my family and tomorrow we are going to see Luna and what she can do on our next target."
"Well, one day man you'll find someone who'll be the light in your eyes" replied Rusty. "Like Stella or that girl that was at the court with Ronnie Anne, I think I heard her name is Sid."
"Or how about Girl Jordan?" asked Zach. "She seems to like hanging out with you and also talking with us at lunch, and she also teamed up with you during chemistry alongside Stella."
Lincoln smirks. "Guys, let's not talk about girls right now and enjoy some hang out time at the arcade."
"What's wrong with talking about girl's kid?" Lincoln stops and he sees something, or someone leaning underneath the tree and smoking, with more than four arms and looks tall and is wearing what he normally wears. The figure smiles. "Hey, how you doing kid?" It's Angel Dust. He then sees the others who are shocked at him. "And company."
They all go towards him. "Angel Dust, what the heck are you doing here man?" asked Lincoln.
Angel Dust burns out his cigarette and he tosses what's left of it into the trash can. "Well, I got word from Blitzo that you're gonna be hanging out all afternoon with your pals here while they go kill this tyrannical asshole in Detroit. So, I thought I'd hang out with ya, and whoever else is coming along."
Clyde, Rusty, Liam and Zach look to Angel Dust and the way he looks. "Dude, are you some kind of spider?" asked Zach.
"I am and let's just say my gender is not important, also your sister said she's gonna be bringing her babe to your home and hang out, or have some good fucking time" replied Angel Dust.
This makes Lincoln's pals go jaws dropped from what he said, Lincoln sighs. "Angel, if you wanna hang out with me and my friends, please do not do anything inappropriate. I mean, some of them can tolerate the foul words you say, but not anything else way above them and they're age."
Angel Dust smirks. "Sure, sure. Plus, another reason why I'm here is because I needed some time away from those dumb broads and that shitty hotel. Oh, Michelle is doing fine by the way and I have to say she is one divine lady too."
Clyde then faints and so does Rusty. Lincoln sighs. "Well, this day had just begun. Let's get going then."
They then walk away from the school, everyone sees the spider demon and record them walking down the street with that said Spider demon. Girl Jordan saw all of this and sighs. 'Okay, I guess I can talk to Lincoln next time. I need to know how he feels.' She then gets into her mom's car and drive off home.
Back with Lincoln and the others, they continue to walk down the street to where they're gonna hang out. "So….. Where are we going?" asked Angel Dust.
"To the arcade" replied Liam. "Have you been to one?"
Angel Dust then thinks. "I think I have, well not really, but I have seen some and I know they did come from that Japanese place or something, but I don't interact with places like those back then. But since things are different, I'm gonna see how good this place is now."
"Well, it does have some food and maybe you can enjoy it" replied Zach.
"We'll see kids, we'll see" replied Angel Dust.
Then Clyde asks. "So, are you the hellish best friend of Lincoln?" This makes Lincoln shocked, he didn't think Clyde would've figured it out by now.
Angel Dust look to the African-American. "Yes, yes I am. And I assume you are the best friend to the human hellhound here on earth huh?"
Clyde nods. "I think I can tell that you and Lincoln are best friends in hell for a reason, you both have been through a lot and are both on the same page of understanding right?"
Angel Dust gets suspicious towards Clyde and then he looks to Lincoln. Lincoln sees this. "Angel, I did not tell Clyde or the others anything. You know I would never tell anyone what you've been through, that would be mean and also rude and offensive."
Angel Dust then smiles. "I trust you Linc, I know that you wouldn't rat out what I had to go through. We're pals like that." He then looks to Clyde. "Ask me about what I have been through and someone is losing their fucking dick and having it shoved in someone else, got it?"
Clyde is a bit freaked out from what the spider demon had just said and he nods. Lincoln sees this and then looks to Angel Dust. "Angel stop threatening them, they wouldn't dare ask a demon their life and they know it's a mistake so leave them be. Now come on guys."
They continue walking to the arcade and Angel Dust walks next to Lincoln, this kinda worries Clyde and the others. Though Clyde is worried the most, he understands why Lincoln is friends with this spider demon named Angel Dust, be he doesn't even know what they do in hell to hang out.
They have no clue someone is watching them and following them, from behind some bushes.
(Gus' Games n' Grub.)
They all arrive to the arcade and Angel Dust looks to the place. "Huh, looks almost like the arcades I have seen, though I don't recall them having to sell pizza, luckily I like pizza."
Zach then has an idea. "With the four arms on you, we wanna see how well you can be with video games."
Angel Dust thinks about this and he smirks. "How about a fucking challenge then?"
They did not like this, though Lincoln saw this coming. "What is it then?" asked Rusty.
Angel Dust smirks. "Me against the rest of you, though Lincoln does not count since I know him and I wanna challenge you kiddos. The ones who have the highest scores will do nothing, while the others buy the food for everyone, including the drinks."
They are all no longer nervous and see this is normal. "Okay then, so I guess we see who has the most tickets, that's the best way we can get the highest score" replied Liam.
Angel Dust is confused. "Tickets?"
They then go into the arcade and Angel Dust looks around with fascination at everything the place has, he sees the colors the games and some of those games have basketballs in them and he sees some kids playing and the machines have tickets coming out. "So, what the heck are the tickets about?"
"The more points you have as your score, then the more tickets you get and you use the tickets to exchange them for prizes over there" said Zach.
Angel Dust sees the toys and other stuff on the prize wall. "Huh, so it's like a fair or something, I think I can do this." Angel Dust sees something on the prize wall he is interested in and he smiles. "Oh, I can so fucking work with this."
They then go around and play some games. Clyde, Rusty, Liam and Zach do their best and try to get as much tickets as they can, but then Liam sees something that will shock him.
Over by the skee-balls, all four lanes are active and Angel Dust is using all four arms and is going rapid fire throw with all the balls. He scores the 100 and also the 150 and he keeps grabbing the small balls and throws them in at and amazing rate and the tickets keep coming!
Angel Dust brings out his two extra arms and he yawns checks his phone and takes a selfie of himself and sends it to Cherri Bomb and to the demons of I.M.P and also to Charlie and Husk. Why Husk?
Liam knows that they're doomed and they hope they got the cash to buy the lunch for this very skilled spider demon.
(30 minutes later.)
All of them gather and have their tickets. Lincoln counts all of them. "Okay, so we have 10,555 tickets from Clyde, 10,546 tickets from Rusty and Zach and Liam are tied at 18,900 tickets. This is very impressive guys and a new record for Rusty to earn that many tickets too."
"Wow. Last time I was here, I just got 9,001 tickets and didn't get the best prize" replied Rusty.
"So, does that mean I lost?" asked Clyde with some shame.
"Nope, you all lost." Angel Dust comes in with so many tickets in sacks, in each of his for arms are bags of tickets and they look heavy and other kids see the tickets and are jaws dropped seeing this. He then places them onto the table. "So, how many did I get?"
Lincoln cracks his knuckles and he puts on some glasses. "Time to get counting and no one interrupt."
(So many fucking tickets later.)
Lincoln then places the last sack down and he sighs. "Wow. That is a lot of tickets Angel, nice." He high fives with Angel and both chuckle.
Clyde, Rusty, Liam and Zach are nervous from this. "So, how many did he get Lincoln?" asked Zach.
Lincoln the shows them the number from the piece of paper. They go over and Angel Dust smiles, but the others are shocked at the number. "200,550?!"
Angel Dust chuckles and sits next to Lincoln with his feet on the table. "And that's how I win it baby, never mess with the Spider Demon, named me." Lincoln also chuckles.
Clyde claps. "Wow! That is amazing, well time for us to get the lunch. Also, you can just pay up those for some prizes now."
Angel Dust keeps the sacks of tickets. "Later, when the time is right. Right now I am starving, so you four know what to do." He then sees Zach bow to him. "What the fuck are you doing kid?"
"Dude, you are by far the best at getting tickets and you should be called the ticket master" replied Zach.
Angel Dust chuckles. "Come on kid, enough of that and just get the lunch boys." They all go to order some food, Angel picked the very large pepperoni pizza with stuffed crusts. Angel then sees Lincoln put his phone away. "So, you wanna ask me something kid?"
Lincoln looks to Angel Dust. "It's that obvious isn't it?"
Angel Dust chuckles. "Kid, I can tell when someone has some trouble and you sir have trouble. So, what's the hot issue? Some bully? A bad guy you knew once?"
"Cherri's birthday" replied Lincoln.
Angel Dust is shocked at what he just said. "What about Cherri's B-Day? Also, how did you know that?"
"Cherri once told me when she was born or better yet reborn into hell as the sinner she is now, but the day she was born seems to be five days after she died and so I put it all together, celebrate the day of birth on earth and celebrate the day of death in hell, which is in the form of rebirth to the land of sinners" replied Lincoln.
Angel Dust smirks. "You really are one smart kid, so what do you wanna know?"
"What's the best gift to give to Cherri Bomb?" asked Lincoln.
Angel Dust then thinks. "Huh, to be honest I don't really fucking know. I mean, hell has little to care about anyone's day they came to that shit hole we call home. Only some demons and sinners would celebrate it and whenever Cherri celebrates her day of rebirth, she just looks for a fight and does what she wants."
"Sometimes I hang out with Cherri and we do what we want. Blow stuff up, get into fights, blow stuff up, get drunk, blow stuff up, make out at some occasions that get awkward in the end and then blow stuff up some more. That's just how she does her own thing, and I can only assume you wanna show her how much she means to ya right?"
Lincoln nods. "Cherri taught me how to shoot with weapons I could never manage and she showed me how to fight like hell and use every skill I got when cornered and so I owe it to her as her student and friend. I wanna give her something she might like, something that would make her day on October the 13th, or should I say, tomorrow."
Angel Dust can tell this means a lot to Lincoln and so he gives him some advice. "Kid, how about you look for something that could make Cherri's day, something she'd appreciate and truly see as the one thing that would make the day she came to hell as a day she will always remember and cherish."
Lincoln thinks about this. "Yeah, I guess that could work. I guess I'll see what I can do, thanks man."
"No prob kid, what are best friends for?" said Angel Dust. "Now do you wanna hear about Michelle Lewis and how great she was last night? Because she sure was willing to see me in my room and…. spend the night with someone she heard about."
Lincoln is shocked and he knows what he means. "I'd rather not Angel, seems like something that would wake up so many signs around me."
Angel chuckles. "What's wrong? Don't wanna meet the woman again in a different way? Heck, she even said she'd let you do her the next time too." Angel dust snickers and Lincoln turns red hearing this but he snaps out of it and calms down.
"Wow. You really are someone guys and girls would wanna meet and talk to" replied Lincoln.
Angel Dust smiles. "What can I say? I got the persona and the style to show anyone how to have a fucking good time, heck even to my gal pals Dia and Summer. Sometime we mess around and get intimate, when Valentino ain't looking."
They then see the large pizza being delivered by Dana and Becky, they both work there since Lori doesn't anymore.
Clyde and the others have the drinks. "Well here it is Angel and we paid for it, now we can eat!" said Rusty. "Man this thing is big!"
"Sure is." Angel then looks to Dana and Becky and he winks at them. Dana and Becky blush seeing Angel Dust smile and both off them slowly walk away, but they do look back to the spider demon who waves at them, they really felt tempted by this demon and his smile and wink, like he's got some alluring aura around him. "Well, time to eat boys."
The boys are shocked at what he just did. Rusty is shocked the most. 'Dude, did he just make those two teens have a thing for him or a crush? How?!'
They all enjoy the pizza and so does Angel Dust. "Man, this does beat the pizza I knew and loved, and the pizza I ate was truly made by the finest of bakers and pizza makers. Gotta miss the olden days, but this is better and boy would they wanna try this fucking stuffed crust."
"Glad you like it Angel" said Lincoln. "Also, did you pick out what you wanna get with the tickets?"
Angel then drinks the bottle of liquor he brought with him, wait what?!
"I got my eyes on something, but that's gonna be something I wanna give to a certain someone later" replied Angel Dust. They don't know what he means, though Lincoln knows and he can see where this is going.
Then Liam asks him. "Why are you wearing a skirt?" And now it got awkward.
(Later.)
Lincoln, Angel Dust, Clyde, Rusty, Liam and Zach come out of the arcade with their stomachs full and they're prizes with them. All of them got some cool things, though Lincoln just got a laser pointer, he wants to visit the hotel again and see if Husk is lured by this, that would also make Alastor happy.
Angel Dust got himself a plush pig, the same size as his pet pig Fat Nuggets, but it just looks like a normal pig. "This little guy is gonna need some fixes to look like my pig."
Then they stop when someone is in front of them, the person startles the others except for Lincoln and Angel Dust. Lincoln knows who this Goth boy is. "Oh, hey there Morpheus and you're companion raven."
Morpheus straightens his classes and clears his throat. "Greetings Lincoln Silva Hound and Demon of spiders."
"Not a demon of spiders kid, this is just what I look like when I go to hell" replied Angel Dust. "Now, what the fuck do you want kid?"
Morpheus then asks them. "We wish to know if there is another way to summon the Radio Demon."
"Smiles? Why the fuck are you kids' trying to…." Angel then has an idea, a very prank-filled idea. "Sure, I think I can give you some pointers kid, pointers on demonic summoning and shit." Angel Dust smiles and he tells Morpheus what to do to make the summoning a success.
Lincoln knows this is a prank and he knows the Young Morticians Club is gonna screw up, to Lincoln he can see a less insane version of Luan within the Spider Demon. He may prank, but he's not a ruthless fucked up bitch like Luan and he's cool with this. Sorta.
Lincoln then thinks about the gift he's gonna give to Cherri and then he recalls what Angel said. 'Something to make her day?' Lincoln then has an idea, and he knows what to get for Cherri Bomb!
(Some hideout in hell.)
At a very large factory there is an old abandoned mansion and within it is the dreaded Victorian serpent inventor, Sir Pentious. The door to his home is being knocked and he comes down. "Alright! Alright! You egg sacks had better not be pranking me again!"
He opens the door. "What the fuck is it?!" He then goes wide eyed and sees all of his Egg Bois outside are dead, well they will come back eventually because this is hell after all.
"What the fuck is this?! What happened?!" Then someone points a gun to his head, and he turns to the right and see a hellhound kid.
"Light out Egg Lord!" Lincoln fires the gun and it deploys a sleeping gas and a boxing glove and he hits the wall and goes unconscious, he then opens his eyes and sees the kid in front of him. "Tomorrow you're going to make someone very happy." Lincoln then stomps on his face and everything goes black.
(Royal Woods Cemetery, Northside of the Town.)
The Young Morticians club are at it again, and this time they are trying to get it right this time. Bartholomew then puts on some gloves that are from a deceased person and the others are doing the same from the last summoning.
But they do wear some black things on them and have some chains and cuffs onto some skeletons nearby and they even wear some black masks that have zippers on them for some reason, they are confused what's with these kinds of masks.
"Alright, as that spider demon instructed and I hope this works. How come every single one of these summoning keep failing?" asked Dante.
"Maybe they're pranking us" said Persephone.
"Let's hope they're not" said Bartholomew, he then opens the book and stands in front of the pentagram. "Now, let us begin!"
They all hold hands and start reciting the spell, and this time Boris and Persephone join in and they let the music be played from a boom box. They recorded the ritual song so they can be together with the others for when they summon the Radio Demon, Alastor.
Soon fie engulfs the circles and they're all hoping that this is it, that this is the demon they have been waiting for. But as the fire fades they go wide eyed at what they see and turn red.
A bed and on the bed is Moxxie and he is handcuffed and in his underwear and on top of him is Millie in a lingerie and she has a whip. Wow! This is awkward.
"What the hell are you kids doing?!" said Moxxie in anger.
Millie then calms him down. "Well, maybe they wanna know how demons make love."
Bartholomew sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. "Alright, never trust a demon that looks like a spider." This was a failed summoning.
"Next time take advice from another kind of demon, perhaps I can ask Lincoln instead" replied Haiku.
To be continued…..
A/N: I would like thank "Qazse" for this idea and for the upcoming chapter of Cherri Bomb's Birthday. Also, who do you think should Luna kill or should I say, her first kill? Should it be that man who runs the Supermart? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, do you guys think it's a good idea to make the cleansing/extermination on October 28? It is the day they launched "The Hazbin Hotel" Pilot episode.
Date made: 10/11/20.