Thanks guys for some of the ideas you've all given and now it's time to celebrate the 13th birthday of the Silva Hound Boy. Time to see where they're gonna celebrate it and what they got for him. This should be very entertaining. Enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods Grade School.)
Lincoln and his friends all come out of the school and are shocked from what their friend says. "So, the whole party is back in hell, at your place?" asked Liam.
"Yup, they sent me this message during lunch and told me to come back home for a birthday surprise, I just hope it's not at that hotel. Otherwise, I am going to hurl. I mean, I like the way they do what they do in the hotel, but I do not want Charlie to just go sappy and childish over this day. I am not the same Lincoln from before, I've changed and for the god damn better too" replied Lincoln.
Clyde felt nervous from hearing this, but he sucked it up. "Okay, so we should get going now right? Do we all have our gifts?"
Rusty, Liam and Zach nod and then comes in Girl Jordan, Stella and for some reason Mollie and Tabby.
Clyde then looks to Lincoln. "Okay Lincoln, you know what to do." Lincoln nods and he looks to the medallion he has and he prepares to open a portal and the portal is made.
They're all ready to go in and some of them, it's their first time. But then they hear some people yelling. "Stop!" They all turn to the right and see it was Clyde's dads.
Lincoln looks to Clyde. "Seriously man?"
"What? No, I did not want them here. Lincoln, you have to believe me, I did not know they were even coming" replied Clyde. "I thought they were at work, or back home, or doing something else."
Lincoln sighs. "Alright, I believe you man. Still, this is bad." He then watches as Howard and Harold go towards them and all of them do not like it when these two come into play.
"Lincoln, we do not want you to go back to that awful place" said Harold.
"We were able to find someplace for you to enjoy your 13th birthday party, and it'll be the one thing you like the most" said Howard.
Lincoln looks to them sternly. "A horror style movie with a mystery that is worth knowing of any form of demonic or spiritual history, or a party themed for the DC hero Spawn of Marvel hero Ghost Rider?"
Harold and Howard have no idea what he just said. "Umm, no. Ace Savvy!"
Lincoln sighs and everyone else backs off. "Look, I am not interested in something that is the past. I know it brought me and Clyde together as friends and I still respect it, but I am not going back to the old comic I loved, reminds me too much of the times I had to face my old family and the comic Clyde and I made. Which I gave to him, he deserved it."
Clyde does recall Lincoln giving him the comic they made when summer began: Ace Savvy and The Full House Gang.
Howard and Harold are shocked. "But Lincoln, being in that place that is horrible is not good for you. Please, do not go back. We can make some arrangements for you and Luna to be part of our family" said Harold.
"Just imagine, Lincoln and Luna McBride, the siblings of Clyde McBride and we can help you guys with what you need and you can learn all about the many things we have taught Clyde since he was just a toddler and in diapers" said Howard.
Everyone looks to Clyde and the boy of course is now embarrassed. 'Why did they say that?!'
Lincoln sighs and he is close to decapitating these two pests. "For the last god damn time. I am not gonna be part of your stupid brainless and hive minded safety circle. You already got Clyde sold into that garbage, but you don't know how to handle things that others have been through, because the two of you are just like Rita and Lynn Sr!"
Harold and Howard are shocked. He compared them to the old family, that casted him out and are now dubbed vile parents.
"But Lincoln, we're nothing like them" said Howard. "We can help you and Luna, we can be better parents and be a better family."
"Leave them be McBride's!" They all see the priest come out of his car and walk towards them. "Leave the boy alone, now!" It's the priest, Roland P. Chisel.
"Father Chisel, we were just here to discuss on that Lincoln and Luna should be part of our family, we do not want them to be soiled by these demons and they're ways" said Harold.
"No. Stop this harassment now!" The priest is now between Lincoln, the kids and the McBride men. "Leave the boy be and be on your way, you have no rights to take him away from the beings who showed him love and comfort."
"What? But they're demons. Are you going to believe what they said from court? How can they even show love and comfort when all they do is sin?" asked Howard.
"They don't know anything about caring people and children, they've done they're time and they're not even human anymore. How can you even say these children should still be with those monsters?" asked Harold.
Everyone at the school are shocked at what they say, and they're all recording this. The priest is livid from their words. "All my life I have known you two and I have tolerated the actions and those annoying words you spread around our town, and now you show acts of racism?!"
Harold and Howard go wide eyed at what he just said. "What? No, we didn't. Those demons aren't even people!" said Howard.
"And yet they showed the boy care, love, comfort and wanted to take him in as part of their family, even a vile creature can show respect and emotions. Animals have the same thing as well and you dare treat the demons that cared for the boy and his sister like they are nothing?! Have you no shame from your own words?!" said Father Chisel.
Howard and Harold had no clue how to respond to his words and they see everyone now whispering to each other about this and they're all recording and some of them are live streaming. They even see the disappointed and tearful look from their own sign Clyde.
They then back off from all of this. The priest then looks to the children. "Go on and celebrate your birthday Lincoln, let me handle this." He then looks to Clyde. "I am sorry that you're fathers act like this, perhaps it is time to take action."
Clyde nods and he wipes away his tears. "Y-Yeah, I know I've been hearing them about the many times they want Lincoln to be part of our family, but I never thought my own dad's would say such things. That's so mean!"
Howard and Harold are now shocked and saddened by the disappointment from their own son. Lincoln then goes to the priest and shakes his hand. "Thank you father, thank you."
Father chisel nods. "All in a good days work, and I would like to be honest that I have seen you and your family around town and doing what seems like normal things as we do. They are not demons at all, they are your family and I will do what I can to help protect them and also speak of this with the rest of the holy community. Not all demons are monsters and not all sinners are still evil from their past."
Lincoln smiles and he goes through the portal with his friends.
The priest then looks to the McBride men who try to go to the portal but it closes. "Now, we wait for the real law to come." Then a cop car arrives and coming out is Officer Schoffner.
"Father Chisel, I got a message about… Oh, them." Officer Schoffner sees the McBride men and sighs. "Well, this should be good. What did they do this time?" All the kids go to the cop and show her the video and the McBride men knew they were in deep, deep trouble.
(I.M.P.)
As Lincoln and his friends go on through, they get shocked by a big surprise. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINCOLN!" Angel Dust comes out of the cake dressed like a hellhound. Wait, what?
The whole building of I.M.P Meeting room is now decorated to look festive, with the decorations with the logos of I.M.P and a life size model of Spawn? And another one is Ghost Rider and they have gift wrapped bows on them.
The food is a lot, like a lot and they cover up almost the whole table. They look like the normal food for a kid's birthday and there are still some bottles of whiskey and wine bottles next to the soda and punch.
The people there are those he is familiar with. His mom Loona, his sister Luna, Sam, Chunk, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Stolas, Octavia, Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust and his pig Fat Nuggets, Cherri Bomb, Alastor, Nifty and Michelle Lewis?
Where the heck is Husk? He replied to the others that he didn't want anything to do with some kids' birthday and that he has important things to do. Thankfully they can trust the other demons in the hotel and Razzle and Dazzle to keep the place secured and protected.
Also there for the first time ever: Albert, Myrtle, Sully, Mazzy, Carol, Officer Tristen D. Pingrey with his wife Elena and they're adopted baby daughter Lily. Seeing Lily shocks Lincoln, but he holds his own after seeing his former baby sister smiling and waving at him.
Lincoln is not really shocked, but he does smile and chuckle. "Yup, a surprise party as usual. So, whose idea was this?"
Loona goes over and she hugs her son. "Happy Birthday Lincoln, Happy Birthday my little pup." She then kisses his cheek and then his forehead and this makes him chuckle.
"Thanks mom, also what the heck are you doing Angel?" they depart from the hug and look to the Spider Demon.
"What? I thought about a surprise and this is the best I got, and the best surprise is a fucking bachelor party. Also, the real cake is over there." Angel points to the large Chocolate cake in the shape of a wolf's head and the filling is fudge and cookie dough.
"Wow. You guys went all out and the cake looks awesome, also what the heck is with the life size models of the DC and Marvel hero?" asked Lincoln.
"That's my gift to you kiddo!" Blitzo goes over and hugs the boy. "You're 13 and so I thought about getting you something I made days ago and look at what they're holding!"
Lincoln sees the comic books that the two hero models are holding. "Wow. Thanks Blitzo, I'll be sure to read them on my free time." He then sees his friends all place their gifts next to the bigger gifts, they felt small seeing those ones.
Luna, Moxxie and Millie go over and hug Lincoln. "Happy birthday little man, we are so happy you're part of this family" said Millie.
"You're growing up, and things will change for ya and if you need to know about this change, then do not ask Blitzo" said Moxxie. "Come to either me or Millie."
Lincoln chuckles. "You got it Uncle Moxx and Aunt Mills." Hearing him call them that always puts a smile on their faces and makes their hearts melt.
Lincoln then looks to Luna who hugs him and then kisses his forehead. "Happy Birthday little brother, and I have something for ya and mom said its okay to let you see it now." Luna then shows him the long object that is gift wrapped and he takes it.
Lincoln begins to tear through the wrapping and Nifty starts to clean it up. Lincoln is shocked at what he sees, it was a guitar. The very same Hand-me-down Luna gave him from the incident known as "Hand-Me-Downer."
"Luna, what did you do?" The guitar looks different, it had some claw marks on its main base and it was now black and red and the neck looked like it had blood stains. "Whoa!"
Luna smirks. "I took the privilege of making this just right for ya. In case you wanna jam with me, like old times right little brother?"
Lincoln puts the guitar down and he hugs Luna. "Thank you Luna, thank you."
Luna hugs him back. "You're welcome Lincoln. Happy Birthday little brother."
They then depart from the hug and they all begin to enjoy this birthday party.
The food is great and some of it is spicy so they had to be careful and yet Alastor seems to be fine with the spiciness. He did make the rest of the food, and some of it was from the memories of how his mother cooked food for him.
For a bunch of demons, the people are impressed at how they celebrate a party. To the grownups, it looked like any other normal party. But this one is a kid's party combined with an adult's party.
The games of course seems to be normal. Pin the Tail on the bitch! Which is an image of that mean news lady Katie Killjoy, the tail? A knife. The Piñata is the image of a very familiar and hated demon they know, Sir Pentious.
All the kids miss their hits to the piñata, but then Girl Jordan makes a direct hit to the snake piñata and it's destroyed with tons of candy onto the ground and why is there also money in there?
But things got more interesting when the next piñata came and in the form of Vox! This makes Alastor smiles and he takes a whack at it and when I mean whack, I mean he uses his powers and he snaps his fingers and the piñata pops, thankfully the candy is intact and so is the cash? Why is there money in the piñata? Whose idea is this shit?
They also enjoy watching some movies, and the film is the movie "It" the kids had to cover their eyes and ears when it came to the scary and gore parts, but how the hell do the demons find this funny?! Loona on the other hand is seeing this is getting way too much. She has kids and this is just down right horrible.
The kids and Carol enjoyed Angel Dusts pet pig, Fat Nuggets and thought he was the cutest thing they have ever seen, then it got ever cute when Lily came and she hugged the pig and they all start taking pics of this.
Soon, they cut the cake and they enjoy the taste of this and they are all shocked that this cake was made by Stolas and Octavia. They had some hard times making this and Clyde goes over and speaks to them on if they can share how they made this and they were happy to comply.
And lastly, Lincoln gets to open up the presents that they have for him. From his friends, they seemed like normal things he would like. But they made sure it wasn't anything Ace Savvy or anything that the old Lincoln liked.
Pop-pop and Myrtle got him some clothes that match his new hellish style and the same goes with Carol, and she even gives the kid a kiss on the cheek.
Sam got Lincoln a new controller and a laptop as a gift, she was shocked that Loona let her have 5,000 bucks to get him this gift, and they came with a headset as well.
Seeing Lily be there was enough for Lincoln to call a gift and to see the couple who took her in. They wanted to bring their dog, but they decided not to. There's a hellhound in the place and they do not want their dog to go happy and a bit lustful.
Stolas got Lincoln a rapier, now what the heck is he gonna do with this fancy looking sword?
Octavia got Lincoln a staff. No clue what this staff is, but it has an owl face on it that looks like Stolas for some reason. "We have tons of these and having this one means you are hereby under the protection of the Goetia demons family, and because I have bestowed this onto you, it means I am the one to help keep an eye on you should there be trouble. Think of me as your godmother, but without the bullshit fairy magic."
Lincoln smiles and he hugs his new godmother and to Loona, this was touching. Her bestie is now the godmother to her pup.
From Moxxie and Millie Lincoln got some shooting video games: Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, House of the Dead and Dead Island. But Lincoln wants to play with the others, and not just his friends.
Why the heck did Nifty give him a tuxedo? Answer: "You're gonna need to look all clean and good for when you go to some big dance! And do not get that thing dirty, if it does then call me."
Charlie then gives Lincoln her gift, they were pajama pants that were black and dark gray and they have the name "Shadows and Darkness" on the front of the Pajama shirt and he looks to the Princess of Hell. "Well, do you like it?"
Lincoln smiles. "I'm cool with this, and I think I'll wear it tonight." Charlie then hugs Lincoln and kisses his cheek.
"Happy Birthday Lincoln!" Lincoln chuckles from this and he hugs her back, but deep down he's thinking. 'This looks like something Lucy would wanna wear.'
Vaggie comes next and she gives him some blades that could attach themselves onto Lincoln's wolf claws. They are forged from the same angelic weaponry she has and they could be useful when things go wrong real fast.
Angel Dust place his gift in front of Lincoln. "You're gonna love this kid." Lincoln and everyone are shocked what they see and Rusty and Clyde faint and this makes Girl Jordan, Stella and Taby blush.
"Angel, did you get me adult related magazines?" asked Lincoln as he looks to all ten of them. Luna and Sam look to these and turn red seeing them.
"Yeah, you're gonna like them. You are growing up and sure as fuck puberty will be a thing in life that really brings in the curious side and Michelle does have her gift for ya too" said Angel.
Michelle goes over and she kisses his cheek. "Lincoln, if there is a chance you get curious about things as you grow up. Then don't hesitate to ask me and maybe I can help you. I have so much to thank you still, for saving me and bringing me here for redemption."
Lincoln knew what that meant and he turns red hearing this. "Wow. Umm, okay. Well, I will have to wait till things get curious in the head."
"I know and it won't be too long too, I've seen 13 year olds get curious" replied Michelle as she kisses his cheek and she goes back and stands next to Angel Dust.
Everyone there is shocked and speechless at what just happened. Loona and Luna will have to keep an eye when this happens, they know that if Michelle does teach Lincoln, it could turn unexpectedly hot real fast!
Cherri Bomb comes in and she opens the box and Lincoln goes jaws dropped. "What the heck?!" The gift are two weapons: A Faxon Firearms FX5510 Compact and an FN Scar Adaptive, and they came with a barrel of ammo.
Lincoln then grabs the rifle and he checks the ammo and he locks and loads it. This shocks the kids and some of them faint, while Albert and Officer Tristen whistle at those guns.
"This is the best weaponry I was able to find and these are from last month too" replied Cherri Bomb. Lincoln hugs her and she smiles and hugs him back, she even kisses his cheek. "Happy Birthday kiddo."
Alastor then gives Lincoln, an old-fashioned radio? Lincoln departs from the hug and sees this. "What the? An old radio?"
Alastor chuckles. "My boy, this is no mere old fashioned Radio. Though to me, it's a classic and also brand new. This thing is for emergencies and when the time comes, then push the dial with the smile on it and it will do the rest. In the meantime, enjoy the gift little hellhound."
All of them had no clue what this was or what its purpose is, but they know this is going to be useful, one day.
Lastly is his mom, Loona. She then gives him a belt, a belt with this wolf buckle to hold it and the belt is in the color of black with some silver lines. "Wow, now this looks cool."
Loona smirks. "It gets better. Put it on and think about something wolf-like, like me."
Lincoln replaces his old belt with this one and it fits nicely, then as he thinks of a hellhound and the back of the belt triggers and a wolf's tail comes out from the back. "Whoa! This is awesome!" Everyone else is shocked.
Loona smiles seeing her so happy. "I found it at that pawn shop in the mall and I was kinda shocked they have something like this. The belt can also hold weapons for you, like the Magnum you have and now you don't need to put on a fake tail when you go out to the town. Just put this on and it'll do all the works for ya."
"And this thing is also a weapon." Lincoln then pulls on the tails' attachment and it comes off and it becomes straight and all the fur on it becomes sharp like needles. What century was this belt from? Medieval times?!
Lincoln has tears and he hugs his hellhound mom. "I love it. Thank you mom, thank you so much!"
Loona hugs her son and kisses his forehead. "You're welcome Lincoln."
Everyone else cheers and takes a picture of this moment. Alastor has the champagne bottle. "And now to celebrate some more!" He pops open the bottle and the cork is sent flying out the window and hits Sir Pentious who was driving by and he crashes into a ditch.
Everyone sees this from the distance. "Well, that sure made my day" said Lincoln. They all go back in celebrating this awesome birthday party for Lincoln Silva Hound.
As they celebrate, Lincoln recalls something and he goes to his mom. "Mom, there's gonna be a parent teacher meeting tomorrow night."
Loona spits out her whiskey in front of Moxxie. "Seriously?!"
Loona looks to Lincoln and is shocked. "What?"
To be continued….
A/N: Happy Birthday Lincoln Silva Hound and I would like to thank "Qazse" for the idea of the gifts for Lincoln. Coming next: Loona is headed to the school, to hear what the teacher has to say and she might encounter the parents of other kids. This should be interesting, will the Yates be there? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 10/13/20.