This chapter will show a familiar last name and OC from "A Sparking Relationship" and we're gonna see Lincoln speak to the one girl who wants to share something with him, so let's see where this goes guys. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Dereck Carson home.)
The home of Dereck Carson, located somewhere in Pittsburg, this man is a former marine who disobeyed orders and killed woman and children during a fight against Isis, he enjoyed shooting them and is a racist Trump loving man.
Currently he is loathing the country that cared little about the guys death and he watches CNN and then he tosses his can of beer to the screen and is angered by the news that there are two people running for president and Joe Biden wishes to continue for the next 3 years after a successful new plan in taking down the Isis threat and says that they have a new ally to help them, once they speak to them.
What else is Dereck Carson in trouble for? After he was kicked out and also court marshalled for his actions, he was bailed out by his mom and dad, but he found out three weeks late that they passed away and now he's living in the house they own and is under house arrest this time.
He's responsible for robbing ten grocery stores, five pawn shops, eight convenient stores and raping 10 woman. Through this, he was arrested and yet he found a way out and reasoned to the judge to be given something else and so he's under house arrest and cannot do anything or he will be sentenced to 25 to 50 years in jail.
Charges were pressed against him and he lost lots of money in the hands of the people he robbed and raped, and one of those woman died after he brutally raped her and beat her with a brick.
His own family doesn't even wanna see or be near him, but his 4 nephews wanna see their uncle, through this man he twisted their minds and made them into horrible boys. The ones against him is his Brother Benjamin, his wife and two daughters who hate him to the core and would rather see him rot in jail than be under house arrest.
The man then gets up and he grabs another beer from his fridge. "Darn Trump haters. They should be wringed at the necks and sent to hell for what I care, Trump was a good man and he would've made a darn good president and perhaps he would fix the whole issue with foreign people in our nation."
He then hears a knock on his door and he goes over. "This had better be not the damn cops again." But when he opens the door he sees this tall and attractive woman, with long voluminous gray hair, white skin, red irises and wearing a post office uniform.
"Well, hello there ma'am, what can I do for ya?" But deep in his mind. 'Damn. Would love to knock her up, look at that body, she is smoking sexy!'
The woman looks to her notes. "Are you Dereck Carson?"
The man leans onto the door frame. "Why yes I am ma'am, and who might you be?"
"New to the job" replied the mail woman. "I have to take this package inside, now."
"Well of course, come on in ma'am." He lets her pass and she puts the large package onto the ground, he then closes the door behind him and he makes sure it's locked.
The woman then straightens the box and she has her clipboard with her. "Alright, now all you have to do is sign this and you can keep the package."
"Yes, yes. But I need to know, are you single?" asked Dereck, he has a knife in his pocket ready.
The woman is not intimidated by his actions. "Yeah, and I'm also a mom."
"Well, how about I could come by and see the little kid or kids, what's your name darling?" said Dereck.
The woman smirks. "The name is on the package, an all just for you."
Dereck is confused by this. 'Weird, I didn't order no package. Maybe it's from my nephews.' He goes over to the box and he opens it, but when he does a pair of claws come out and slash his mouth and his right cheek has a large gash.
Coming out is Lincoln in his hellhound disguise along with Moxxie and Millie. "Huh, I missed his nose when I did that. I should've aimed higher."
Then a portal opens and coming are is Luna in her hellhound disguise and Blitzo with an auto shotgun.
Then the woman breaks the spell and she reveals to be Loona. "That went easier than I thought." She then has her claws ready and she growls.
Dereck looks around and sees them and he goes to the ground while holding his gashed up cheek. "What the fuck is this? What the hell are you?!"
Luna then sees what it says on the letter. "Dereck Carson, you are responsible for rape and the death of an innocent woman by the name of Gloria V. Maldonna. She sent us here to kill you for what you did to her, that woman had a family and now her three children and two month old baby will have to grow up without their mom!"
Dereck looks to all of them in anger. "Fuck you! Fuck all of you! What the hell do you fuckers want with me?!"
Lincoln lunges forward and he slams his claws onto the man's stomach and he pins his other claws to the man's shoulder. "Shhhh. Easy sir. We're just here to finish the job and make sure justice is brought to the woman who seeks it, so why don't you be a good traitorous, Trump loving marine and just slowly die!"
Dereck tries to reach for the kids face, but then his hand is sliced off by Luna's extended swiss army knife, then Loona slices his other arm off and she plunges he claws into his left lung. Dereck cries in pain and he looks to Lincoln and then to the demons who all then point their guns at his face.
"Fuck you!"
They then shoot him in the face, at point blank and his head is nothing more than a splattered mess from the blasts of their guns. What did they bring to kill him for range attacks? Two Pistols, one auto shotgun and a military sniper rifle. Nice!
They then back off and Lincoln and Loona pull their claws back and they look to the remains of this guy, he is slaughtered all over. "So, where do you think he's gonna end up in hell?" asked Lincoln.
"Well from what Alastor says, he has this new system where those who are killed by I.M.P are sent to the crucify sanctums and are sentenced to be crucified for the rest of their lives, and also placed out in the open for when the Extermination begins" replied Blitzo.
They then look around the house. "This place is a mess" said Moxxie. He sees tons of clothing on the ground and some empty cans of beer and other stuff.
Millie sees a broken picture of the other Carson family, the picture looks like he punched it. "Well, someone hates his other family."
Then Luna and Loona look to the TV and see the news about the new ally who will aid in hunting down Terrorists. "You think they'll figure out that the new ally is either us or Cherri Bomb?" asked Luna.
"A secondary job for the one eyed Cyclops demon besides just taking down some fucked up snake inventor, and also a bonus job for us" said Loona. "I kinda like this whole good guy shit we do."
Blitzo then cheers. "I knew we were superheroes! Now, we need some superhero names!"
They all are annoyed by this and respond with one answer, "No."
Lincoln then stops and he looks to the closet. "Guys, there's someone else in here." They all go towards him and he opens the closet and inside they see an unconscious woman.
Brown hair that reaches her shoulder and she seems goth because her skin is pale, she's wearing a pizza delivery uniform and is bind to her arms, legs and her mouth.
"Looks like our target had a toy to play with and judging by her binds they must've been from last night" said Moxxie.
"We have to do something guys, we can't just leave her here" said Millie.
Lincoln then goes over and they all have a plan. They look to the teenage girl and they begin what they need to do.
Lincoln uses his claws to rip off the tape on her mouth and he unties her ropes on her arms and legs, Loona grabs Dereck's phone and she leaves it in front of the girl, Luna and Blitzo bring her some food and water from the dead man's fridge and Moxxie and Millie manage to find a first aid kit and they tend to some of the cuts she has and they even put the house key next to her.
They then stand back and look to her. "This is the best we can do, we cannot let anyone else know we did this, but sure as heck we at least saved this girl" said Lincoln.
"We have the footage and the photos of what we did to that asshole, so let's make like demons and get the heck outta here" said Blitzo. He then makes the portal. But then Lincoln looks to Dereck's dead corpse and he has an idea.
He then sees a portrait of Donald Trump on the wall of the living room and he smiles and goes over to it.
(Later.)
Lincoln goes over to the portal and he looks back and chuckles at what he did.
What did he do? Lincoln stripped the man of all his clothing and placed the portrait of Donald Trump in the man's lap and the arms are holding it, and he makes sure the dead man's cock is lined with the portraits mouth. Real smooth.
(Ketcham Park. Royal Woods.)
Lincoln, Luna and Loona walk through the portal and they look around and see some familiar and friendly faces going around the place and enjoying the park.
"Okay, so I'm supposed to meet up with Jordan Rosato at the park, she said she wanted to tell me something important" replied Lincoln.
But Luna and Loona know that something else was up and so they just let him be, to try and put the pieces together. "Okay bro, mom and I are gonna go and chill by those folks." Luna points to the Lily and her mom, Elena D. Pingrey by the playground and also there is Sam, Simon, Teri and Darcy.
Loona kneels down and she kisses his forehead. "Talk to the girl and see what she wants, and then things will be fine from there."
Lincoln nods and he watches as his mom and sister walk away from him. Lincoln then walks and looks for someplace and he finds a spot to wait for Jordan, a bench near a tree and so he sits down and he waits. He goes through his phone on any messages from his hellish friends and he gets one.
It's an Insta-pic of Cherri Bomb hugging Angel Dust's pig, Fat Nuggets and this makes him smile. "Cute." He puts a like and he makes a comment.
"Hi Lincoln." The boy turns to his right and he sees the girl he was waiting for, Jordan Rosato.
"Hi Jordan, glad you came. Come and sit." Lincoln scooches over a bit and he lets the girl sit next to him. "So, what is it you wanted to talk to me about days ago anyway?"
Jordan seemed nervous about this. So she takes in a deep breathe. "I um….. I wanna know how you've been doing lately, you know with the career you have alongside the demon family."
Lincoln is confused by this. "Well, we managed to kill a man who is responsible for so many crimes and also went against orders when he was in the marine core, so things have been doing alright as of lately. Why are you asking me this when you already know what we do at I.M.P?"
Jordan then looks nervous and so she tells him. "Lincoln Silva Hound, I have a crush on you."
Lincoln is not surprised. "Oh, okay. I kinda knew."
Jordan is shocked from what he just said. "Wait what? You knew already? How? When?"
"Jordan, after everything I have been through, you have been trying to be open to me and also showing signs of nervousness and to the fact you always wanna hang out with me and my friends and have your friends also be part of it and I totally understand. Heck, even I had a crush on you, and I kinda do" replied Lincoln.
"But, with everything I have been through and to the fact I have this life now, I'm not sure I am looking for a relationship yet. I wanna spend the rest of my time in helping provide my services to the rest of I.M.P and to also spend time with the new family and friends I have, a relationship with someone is something I'm not looking for, yet."
Jordan sees this and she nods. "Oh, okay. I understand."
Lincoln can tell she is feeling upset. "Jordan Rosato, listen. I have admired you for some time, and I was also kinda nervous about telling you how I feel. I mean, I still recall when we met long ago during kindergarten and that hasn't left my thoughts for some time, you were the first friend I met before Clyde and the first girl friend I also made as well."
"I know some part of both of us wants to try and start something, but I have things on my mind I have to handle and I don't think I have the time to find someone I can call my lover, but deep down I will still have eyes on the first girl who I befriended way before anyone else, and heck way before Cristina and Ronnie Anne, because let's be honest, I think someone has eyes on Ronnie Anne and I doubt Santiago even notices who it is."
Lincoln holds her hands and he kisses her left cheek. "You're a really sweet, nice, tough and cute girl Jordan Rosato, and I will always admire you for all of it. But like I said, I am not looking for someone to fall in love with and call my girlfriend, not yet. But one day, perhaps when the time is right, then maybe, just maybe we can see how we can make this work and start our own, Sparking Relationship."
Jordan has stars in her eyes at everything he just said, she then snaps out of it and she nods. "Okay, okay. I understand, and I will wait for when the time comes you make the choice, until then we can still be friends and hang out."
Lincoln smiles and he kisses her right cheek and this shocks her and makes her heart skip a beat. "See you around Jordan Rosato." Lincoln then gets up and he walks back to his mom and sister.
Jordan watches as he walks off. 'He's such a sweet boy, but I will wait and let him deal with his own thoughts. I won't push him into liking me, he has his own choices and I have mine. That's how it works for all of us.' Jordan then gets up and she walks off with a skip in her step.
She had no clue all of her friends saw and heard this from the bushes. Mollie, Sadie, Joy, Kat, Cookie, Jenny, Stella and back in the posse and okay with everything changing, Cristina Éclair.
All of them feel as if they're hears were gonna skip a beat and all of them had the same thoughts. 'He's so understanding.'
Cristina thinks about what he did long before during the 5th grade. 'Maybe I shouldn't have pushed him away, maybe I should've given him a chance.'
Lincoln goes towards his mom and sister who are now talking to Teri and Elena and Loona is letting Lily hug her tail. "Hey bro, how was the talk?" asked Luna.
"Everything went well and we settled her crush over me and we came to a clear understanding, we'll wait and then when the time is right, they maybe I will ask Jordan Rosato out, but not yet. I got tons of things on my mind and one of them are my friends and family in hell" replied Lincoln, he sits in between his mom and his big sister.
Loona smiles hearing this and she strokes his white hair. "You're making the right choice Linc, and I'm glad you helped the Rosato girl understand and see things as you do." She pulls her son close to her and hugs him and Lincoln hugs her back.
Then Lincoln departs from the hug and he has a concerned look. Seeing his expression was making Luna and Loona worried. "Bro, what's wrong?" asked Luna.
Lincoln looks to his sister and hellhound mom. "Can we go and see how Leni is doing?"
(Royal Woods Church.)
Night has fallen once more and all members of the Young Morticians Club are at it once again, and this time Haiku has the plan setup after recent events from last chapter.
The group of Goth kids are at the back of the church by the gardens. Dante and Morpheus make the pentagram and they place down images and runes of the radio demon around the summoning circle.
Boris checks his keyboard if it's working right and if the batteries are still okay and Persephone brought her flute to also make the summoning sound more into the whole cultist's style.
Bartholomew and Haiku go through the book and they even see if they're gonna speak the words properly, and they have a new member with them, Elisa the boy who Lucy admired.
."Alright, so the circle is complete and we are ready to commence the next phase of the plan" said Elias. He then has the legs of a spider, the skull of a dead cat and the small ribs from a deceased infant. How the hell did they get this shit?!
"Thank you for providing something to offer for the summoning Elias, this will surely help with the summoning of the Radio Demon Alastor and then we can be able to serve the master!" said Bartholomew.
"Places everyone" replied Haiku. They all get into position and they go around the circle.
All of them then chant and also do some sort of jazz-style around the circle that is combined with a native Indian dance style. Why this kind of dance though? The Waltz is to match the olden days of dance in the modern era and the native Indian dance is for the eldritch might that Alastor wields.
The ritual circle then starts to glow and to Elisa this makes him smile, he has never done this before. He then walks to the circle with the ingredients in hand and he places all of them into the middle, and recites the words.
"By the olden powers of the radio generation and the full superiority of Eldritch powers to the fall of the great Wall Street, come forth oh great Radio Demon, and let us bask in the glow of your greatness and we shall forever serve you!"
The circle then stops glowing. "You gotta be kidding me" groaned Haiku. "Not again."
"Perhaps being behind the church was not the wisest idea, we should try the front" said Boris.
Then the circle ignites and Elias is knocked back and lands on top of Haiku, this makes them blush and he gets off of her and they look to the circle and the pillar of fire being made. "This is it friends!" said Bartholomew.
They then see a figure in the fire dancing as if it were…. Wait, is that a pole? The fire clears and they're shocked at who they see.
Spinning around and pole with his eyes closed is none other than Angel Dust and he's wearing a thong only, and watching him dance is hit sleeping pet pig, Fat Nuggets.
Angel Dust stops and looks to them. "What the fuck? You kids again? Wait, did you little shits summon me or something?"
Haiku and Persephone faint from this and Bartholomew sighs. "That's it! I am done! There is no way in hell we can ever summon Alastor!" He walks off and grabs his summoning book and the others clean up the place.
Angel Dust looks around and he picks up his pig and then he sees the ribs on the ground. "What the fuck is with the pig ribs?" They all stop what they're doing and look to Elias, he got the wrong ribs! He didn't get human baby ribs, he got pig baby ribs!
But none of them notice that Father Roland P. Chisel is watching them from the church window and is confused. "What the heck were they getting out of this? And they're doing all of it so wrong." He then closes the curtains and goes back to his work.
Angel Dust then asks. "So, how long am I gonna be out here? My ass is freezing from all of this."
To be continued…
A/N: So, there might be some Jordacoln soon in future chapters, but not today or next chapter or towards any this month, but soon in the future chapters there will be. But until then, Lincoln Silva Hound get ready for an incoming as girls will try to talk to him! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, sorry Goth's, looks like this ends they're chances of summoning Alastor, for now.
Date made: 10/19/20 – 10/20/20.