I think it's time that the I.M.P get annoyed and go face-to-face with some demons and Goth's they don't wanna deal with, but they have to sometime. Enjoy reading this folks.

Helluva Loud Adventures.

(Somewhere on the outskirts of Pentagram City.)

A shack lies outside the town and Blitzo is finally done with his sex partner and is now handing her over to a demon who would do whatever he wants with her. This demon is also their client who wanted some strong ego guy dead.

They brought him the body of the dead strong man and the woman who Blitzo has been keeping captive for a long time. They get paid in both and they then head off back home.

"Good to see you finally send that lady on her way to be punished by a demon" replied Luna. "She kinda is like Lola, but older and more annoying and blackmailing."

"Yeah, what the heck were you gonna do to her besides just making love with her out of her own will?" asked Lincoln.

Blitzo looks to the cash they got, then back to them. "Huh, what? Oh, well I never had sex with her when I caught her and placed her into our little prison."

They all stop walking and look to him. "What?" Lincoln, Luna and Loona look to the boss confused.

Blitzo also sees this. "Oh, well truth be told I never did have sex with her. I mean sure I wanted to, but then I thought, nah! Not worth it, and so I've just been annoying her and asking her about her life and if she had family. Besides, if I can't spy on Moxxie and Millie anymore, might as well spy on other's right?"

They're dumbfounded by this. "So, let me get this straight, you held that woman in our work home, just to be annoying and ask her where she lives to spy on her family?" asked Loona.

Blitzo nods. "Yup, sure did. Also, I spied on them the other night and recorded what her sister and brother-in-law does, kinda reminds me of Moxxie and Millie."

They are shocked and also a bit confused. "Well, looks like the same old Blitzo is back to what he does best. At least it's not spying on your own employees" replied Lincoln. "But was there another reason why you kept her with you?"

Blitzo snickers. "Well, I did torture her for being such a fucking bitch when she was working as a super model. I mean she is so mean when I read her files and I may have, groped her a few times, but it never got me turned on for some reason. I mean sure she's hot, but it never got me turned on."

Luna chuckles. "Yeah, because Stolas is the only one who does that to ya, dude." This makes Lincoln and Loona also snicker.

Blitzo sighs. "Fine, but I do not wanna get into another fucked up thing with Stolas again. Also, I was planning to let Lincoln one day fuck with the lady."

They go wide eyed hearing that. Lincoln turns red and looks to Blitzo. "What?"

Blitzo then keeps the cash into his pocket. "Come on Linc, I know you'd be interested into someone to fuck up and learn to feel what it's like. If I recall, Michelle said she'd give you some private lessons on puberty and shit and I know deep down you look forward to that, next to the magazines from Angel Dust you've been reading."

Loona and Luna are wide eyed from this and look towards Lincoln. "You read the magazines Angel dust gave you?!"

Lincoln chuckles nervously and he looks to Blitzo. "How the fuck do you know this?!"

Blitzo chuckles. "Kid, there's nothing in the building I don't know what's going on. Like how Luna imagines herself with Sam all alone in the same bed, or how you've been jacking off to the magazines when no one is looking, or should I say, before you go to sleep."

Lincoln and Luna are bright red from this. Loona sighs. "I'm not mad at my kids, but you have got to stop spying on them. That is invading their privacy and making things fucked up with everyone with what they wanna do. You did this before with me, do not do this to my kids!"

Blitzo backs up from this. "Alright, alright. Sheesh, I'll stop. I honestly don't know what the big deal is, I mean the parent has to keep an eye on what the kids are up to."

"Yeah, but I don't wanna invade what they do on their own time and now I know my son looks at the porn magazines from Angel Dust. I know he's 12 and this thing is his own personal shit that he does, and I did not need to know about it!" said Loona.

Then Lincoln and Luna snap out of the embarrassed state and they see some demons go to them. Demons they recognize. "Oh fuck!"

A camera man and the news reporter get to position. "Hello and good afternoon Pentagram City, I'm Tom Trench for 666 News and I am here with the family of demons and two children! Well, human children and we're about to do an interview with the crew of I.M.P."

Lincoln looks to Blitzo and nudges him to open the portal, and Blitzo is about to, but then Tom Trench goes towards the two kids. "Tell me kid, what is your name and your sister's too."

Lincoln looks to Tom. "First and last name?"

"You betcha!" said Tom Trench with a smile. Okay so I can't tell his emotions much.

Lincoln then speaks. "Fuck. Off." He then has his claws ready and he takes the microphone and throws it away. "We don't want no stinking news reporters to get involved with us, I find the one on earth to be more tolerable and nicer than you."

Tom then has another microphone. "And I always come prepared this time. Now, we'd all like to know who you are and what you and you're low-life demon company does, only few have known what I.M.P does and we'd like to get the hot scoop on what you do to provide support to the family and work."

Luna then grabs Tom by his suit. Listen up freak, we are not in the mood for your stupid show and that spider lady bitch who runs it. So why don't you make like a dead tree and go fuck off into a bot down the river!" Luna's eyes are now black and Lincoln's are now red. She then tosses Tom Trench back to his van.

"Wow! Now that is some strength!" Tom isn't giving up. "Those powers natural or were they given to you?"

Loona then has a shotgun and she shoots the camera. "Fuck off now!"

Tom Trench then sees they have weapons locked and loaded. "Okay, I see where this is going and I think we're not live anymore, we're outta here!" Tom and his camera guy get into the van and drive off.

Lincoln sighs in relief. "God I hate those guys. They really don't know how to…. You know, never mind. I just recalled that this is hell and no one gives two shits about anyone wanting to be left alone in their own personal business."

"Yeah, like someone else who has to lay off in spying on us" replied Luna. They look to Blitzo.

"What? What did I do?" He then opens the portal back to their home and they make their way back to I.M.P. "I wonder how Moxxie, Millie and Lucy are doing in Royal Woods." The portal closes behind them.

But they did not know that some Egg Bois were watching them. One of them has a walkie talkie. "Boss, we found them, but they got away again. What should we do now boss man?"

Sir Pentious: Oh for the love of all things me! I told you to go and take them down? What? Were you just following them the whole time and not doing anything?!

"Yeah, isn't that what you wanted sir?" said the Egg Bois. The other line is silent for a few minutes.

Sir Pentious: Never mind! Get back here now you pathetic breakfast bastards! We have an issue with a certain one-eyed whore who won't leave my territory alone! And now the striped freak is here?!

The Egg Bois then makes they're way back, but one of them gets caught by a large demon bird. "Woohoo! I'm flying!"

(With Tom Trench.)

Tom is in the back and he gets a call. "Oh shit, it's Katie!" He answers his phone. "Hey Katie, you saw that didn't you?"

Katie: I sure did and you are a total jackass for not doing better. Seriously, you could've asked them some other questions or at least asked them to come to our studio so we can get the full scoop on them and what they do! Also, that camera was not cheap either!

Tem Trench sighs. "So, now what?"

Katie: Get back to the studio now! We're gonna have to come up with some other plan to talk with those kids. This news about them will get us top notch ratings! And I do not wanna lose this opportunity again!

Tom Trench sighs. "Alright, we're on our way." He turns off his hellphone and they drive back to 666 News Studios. Tom then thinks to himself. 'Well, time to go back to the fucking drawing board.'

(Royal Woods Cemetery.)

Lucy and her parents walk through the cemetery and look around the place. "So, you like walking through these places right sweetie?" asked Millie.

Lucy looks around. "Yes, I love the presence of being back in this place, it makes me feel so welcome and feel as if I can be with those who are also feeling sad and lonely within. Also, thank you for letting me keep and getting back Fangs, this means a lot." On her shoulder is her only pet, Fangs the Vampire Bat.

"We thought you might like him back with you, just as long as he won't be any trouble to anyone and also keep an eye on him so he doesn't attack anyone else and get hurt" replied Moxxie. "He's you're responsibility again."

Lucy nods. "I will dad." She then looks around. "We're not alone here are we?" They then see some shadows moving. "Yup, we're not alone."

Moxxie and his pistols ready and so does Millie. "Get in our kill circle sweetie!" said Millie. Lucy gets behind her demon parents and they see the shadows get closer and then reveal themselves as the Young Morticians Club.

Moxxie and Millie lower their weapons and are confused. "You guys? What the heck do you kids want?"

Lucy is irritated by this. "Sigh. If this is about rejoining the Young Morticians Club, then no! I am not going back with all of you, I know this is just some scheme to get to the Radio Demon and sure as hell I am not going with you idiots!"

The Goths' are shocked she'd call them that, but Bartholomew intervenes. "Now, now Lucy. We would like to apologize for our actions from last time, and we would wish to ask you again to rejoin our club. We know you wanna be part of something, and that something is to be one with the darkness that we're all bind to."

Elias then steps forward. "So, what do you say Lucy? I still have the note you left me from long ago too."

Lucy looks to all of them and then she looks to the unsure face of her former best friend, Haiku. She then looks to the President of the Club. "I'll say this one and not again, I am not gonna be part of the Young Morticians Club again. I am not gonna let you take advantage of me just because I am related to demons now. So get lost, now!"

Bartholomew sighs. "Then you leave us with no choice. We wanted to go with the easy way and so we do this the hard way." Dante snaps her fingers and as warm of bats along with ravens come out of the catacombs and cloud the sky above them.

Lucy sees this and she knows what's about to happen. She looks to Bartholomew in anger. "You think you can hurt us to get me to join you?!"

"No. We intend to make the demons with you as a sacrifice to summon the one we seek" replied Bartholomew. The bats and raves then swarm closer and this alarms Moxxie and Millie and they let their guns go blazing and shoot every flying creature they see.

Fangs take cover behind Lucy from this, he cannot stop his own kind and Moxxie and Millie are getting bit by some of the bats, but Lucy and Fangs get involved and they swat away the rest of the bats and ravens with a tree branch.

Haiku sees what is happening and she looks to Bartholomew sternly. "I thought we were just gonna ask her and then offer her something to make her feel welcomed?! This is not what I planned! What are you doing?!"

Bartholomew sighs. "Haiku, I can understand that your friendship with Lucy is important and all, but we need the Radio Demon, we must summon him and serve him and through this may we all be granted eternal life to be by his side and bring this world of happiness and all that to dark and gloomy times."

Moxxie and Millie hear this. "What the fuck is wrong with you kids?"

Haiku then grabs a tree branch. "Then I don't want any part in this anymore!" She goes over and helps Lucy get the bats and ravens away from the Demon parents.

Bartholomew sighs. "Well, looks like we have lost one of our own to this pathetic demon family. No matter, at least this paltry sacrifice should appease the Radio Demon."

Boris nods. "Indeed, nothing is more satisfying to a demon overlord, than the blood of other demons and also children and Haiku and Lucy will fit perfectly."

Persephone and Morpheus were unsure about this, they didn't like where this was going and all they can do is watch as Lucy, Haiku, Moxxie and Millie fend off the swarm of bats and flock of crows and they're getting lots of scratches and bite marks on them.

Then the flying creatures fly off. "What is this? What has happened to our air-support?" asked Elias.

Bartholomew sees how exhausted the demons are and the same with Lucy and Haiku. "Fine, I shall do it myself." Bartholomew has a knife made of bone and walks towards the demons who are trying to reload, but are too tired to do so.

But then Bartholomew is tossed away by some shadow.

"So, this is the one thing you little punks thought was a good idea? Well, this sure is pathetic and very much low. Lucy wouldn't even go this low to sacrifice her family just to meet, me!"

Coming out from the fog is the Radio Demon himself. Alastor.

The Goth's are shocked to see him. "Alastor? The Radio Demon is here?! He's really here!" said Dante.

Alastor ignores them and walks to the demons and two Goth girls. Bartholomew gets up and he bows to the demon overlord. "Oh great and powerful Alastor. We are the Young Morticians Club, and we would like to humbly pledge our services to you and whatever dark powers you serve."

Elias bows next to him. "We are your servants and we will serve you in the afterlife as long as we can be able to bring this world back to the dark ages of fear and shadow. Please, let us serve you oh mighty demon overlord. We can be of good use to serve in the dark, demonic army."

But the Radio Demon ignores them and he goes over and he helps Moxxie and Millie, and Lucy and Haiku. "Is everyone here alright?" They all nod and he sees their injuries. "You might wanna have those checked when you go back home. Let me handle these wretches."

But then he looks to Haiku. "You made the right choice siding with Lucy, not many can be truly happy unless they have someone loyal yo call, a friend."

Haiku nods. "Thank you, I may have made the mistake to make the plan to get Lucy back. But I did not want this. All I wanted was to offer Lucy, this." Haiku shows a locket with an image of Edwin from Vampires of Melancholia. "But now I think, this should be a birthday gift instead, one I forgot to give you Lucy."

Lucy looks to Haiku and she hugs her, Haiku smiles and hugs her back. Lucy sometimes looks to Haiku as an older sister, an older Goth sister. They then break from the hug and go to help Moxxie and Millie.

Alastor smiles seeing this and then he looks to the Goth kids and is not pleased at all. He then walks forward and in front of the bowing Goth kids. "Rise and gaze upon me you retches!"

The Goth's look up and are shocked to see the look Alastor has, even the sky is going static. (We've seen this face when Alastor pretended to be a threat to the hotel and after he whooped Sir Pentious' Ass.)

The Goth's get up and back away. "M-My lord, what seems to be the matter?" asked Morpheus.

Alastor walks towards them with the menacing demonic grin he has. "Do you have any idea what kind of annoying thing you little runts have just done? You really thought I was interested into the whole old fashioned cultist crap? You really thought I would just waltz in like some old fashioned demon you could summon?"

"Do I look like Lucifer or Valak or Beelzebub? Is that what you think of me you little wannabee cultists freaks?!"

The Goth's were now afraid of Alastor and this angry side of him, or in other words. His demon form. "B-But, My lord. We wish to s-serve you and we thought that y-you were into our ways of s-summoning you!" said Morpheus.

Alastor chuckles, but this kind of chuckle is not the normal cheery kind of chuckle he does. "You are so sad, so pathetic and oh so too desperate! Now, I will not harm any of you. But I will issue this warning." He then uses his powers and makes black tentacles come out of portals and grab the Goth kids and make them go towards him.

"If any of you do this again, then I will come back and I will not turn you into my servants. Instead I shall punish you Goth's into a life of torment, but not the torment you all want! Are we clear? Do any of you little rift raft understand me?"

They all nod in fear, but Bartholomew and Elias are confused. "B-But, you're the Radio Demon? Why care about other demons and the humans who came to your world? Lincoln and Luna aren't even Goths?"

Alastor snickers. "I may be a demon, but not all demon are heartless monsters and I am not one of them, sort of. Attempt this stunt one more time, then I shall make your lives more miserable than you have already, and believe me, you do not want to know what else I can do to the lives you have as you keep living and death won't save you either."

The Goth's nod and even Bartholomew and Elias. "Good, good. Now, beat it you runts!" He opens a portal and sends the Goth's back home.

Alastor then calms down and the sky turn back to normal. He then looks to Moxxie, Millie, Lucy and Haiku. "Everyone alright here?"

"We're fine Alastor, a few bites and bruises, but we're fine" replied Millie. "We just need to get patched up back at I.M.P and that's it."

"Ugh, those kids are such idiots thinking they can just sacrifice a demon to get what they want, how dumb are they?" said Moxxie.

Lucy then hugs them both and sheds some tears. "I thought I lost you mom and dad!" Moxxie and Millie then hug Lucy.

Alastor then looks to Haiku who is walking away. "And where do you think you're going my dear?"

Haiku looks to Alastor. "Home, I think I've had too much darkness for one day and I have to tell my mom and dad and the authorities what we nearly did. They will believe me, I know it. Also, Lucy. I am so sorry for this."

Lucy, Moxxie and Millie look to the Goth girl. "Haiku, I know you didn't want this and you had nothing to do with this. I know you and I know you wouldn't want anyone who is closest to you get hurt" said Lucy as she goes towards her. "We're still friends and even though we might not be part of the Young Morticians Club anymore. We can still be Goth and be as dark and wicked whenever we want."

Moxxie and Millie also go towards her. "You did the right thing trying to help us, thank you Haiku" replied Millie.

"You're welcome to come by and check on Lucy, just as long as no one from your old club does not follow you" replied Moxxie.

Haiku nods. "I understand. Well, I should be off now and you should head on home to tend to your injuries and explain this to the others, they'll want to handle this issue as well." She then looks to Alastor who opens a portal. "Mr. Radio Demon, I am sorry that we attempted so many times to summon you."

Alastor turns around and looks to Haiku. "My dear, all those things you did were proper summoning rituals. Why did they go wrong and you summoned the wrong demons? Well, let's just say I can do whatever I want and can summon who I want. Let's just say I replaced myself with someone else to go in my place."

He then steps through the portal and it closes. Moxxie, Millie Lucy and Haiku are wide eyed hearing this. "Huh, so that's why we summoned the wrong demons, we were doing it right."

Moxxie is now annoyed. "All this time, Alastor was the one who sent us to those Goth's?! Are you fucking shitting me?!"

Lucy sighs. "This has been truly unexpected for all of us."

They need to tell this to the others, looks like they're pranks, jokes and tricks to the Young Morticians Club was nothing more than some sick and twisted game Alastor made, for his own entertainment.

To be continued…..

A/N: 666 News will try again into getting an interview with Lincoln and Luna, and possibly Lucy and the rest of I.M.P, so good luck with that you fuckers! The Young Morticians Club might not be done with their plans, even though Alastor told them to back off, chances they'll try something else to get to hell and serve a Demonic overlord, even if it's not Alastor. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

All this time, they knew what they were doing, they did not summon the wrong demons! Alastor, you sneaky son of a bitch!

"Why thank you!"

Date made: 10/29/20.