I believe it's time for the guys of I.M.P. to try something out, something they have never done before and it also involved the whole thing they did when it was "Halloween" so, why not try and last a few days in the Loud House. Let's see how this goes. Enjoy reading guys.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(The Loud House.)
The portal from hell opens and Mr. Grouse sees this once again. "What the heck? I thought they were done using this house till next time or something?"
Then coming out, with lots of bags are the demons of I.M.P along with their kids and some luggage. They look to the house which is still in good condition and also, kinda clean.
"Well, this is it. Time to see if we can last a few days here in this shit place that you kids once lived in" said Loona. She then looks to the mailbox and she rips it off. "The louds don't even live here anymore, what the fuck was that mailbox still doing there?"
"And I got this just in case!" Blitzo pulls out a mailbox that has the name. "I.M.P" on it and he places it down, he then has a welding mask and torch and he welds the mailbox to the wooden stand.
"You do know that's wood right?" asked Lucy.
Blitzo looks to her. "What?" Then the mailbox is on fire. "Oh shit!" He tries to put it out, then Luna has the hose and she sprays water on it and the whole thing has been extinguished. "Well, at least it's still standing."
Then the mailbox falls. "I can fix that, later." Blitzo then grabs his bags. "For now, let's see where we're all gonna bunk!"
They walk towards the house, Loona unlocks the door and they all go inside, Lincoln stops and looks to Mr. Grouse, he still resents the man after he did nothing when he was stuck in the squirrel suit. Lincoln then walks into the house with his things.
Mr. Grouse sighs. 'What in the name of all things am I gonna do to get that kid to trust and forgive me again?' He then walks back into his house with his mail.
The Yates notice this and all have an idea. They all go to the kitchen and so does Beatrix, she knows what they're up to and she's gonna try and make sure they don't make something that won't make their temporary neighbors get upset.
(Inside the Loud House.)
The rest of I.M.P is shocked to see someone all too familiar go around the place and clean the house, it was Nifty and she's' cleaning everything. "Nifty dude, what the heck are you doing and how the hell did you get in here?" asked Luna.
Nifty stops and looks at them and smiles. "Hi guys, good to see you all again." She then rushes towards Lincoln. "Especially you Lincoln!"
Lincoln is freaked out by her. "Right. So, what the heck are you doing here Nifty?"
"Yeah, how the fuck did you get in here anyway?" asked Loona.
Then someone comes down the stairs and he is all too familiar. "That would be my doing." Yeah, it's Alastor. "Good to see you all again and your welcome as I brought Nifty here to help tidy up the place, it could use some spick and span cleanliness to keep the rift raft out. Also, we're almost done here."
Millie then asks. "You two aren't the only ones here, are you?"
"No he's not!" They see Charlie and Vaggie come down. "Ta-Da! We thought we'd help you guys clean the place up before you all come in and enjoy your weekend!" said Charlie.
"So, how did you guys know about this?" asked Lucy.
"Octavia told us" replied Charlie, Vaggie, Nifty and Alastor.
Loona sighs. "Well, looks like we can't get much of less hell around here. Still, thanks for this guys, but we could've done this ourselves and just enjoyed the moments together as we cleaned this shit hole."
"Yeah, but having us help out is better and we know why you guys are doing this" replied Vaggie.
Charlie also knows. "To get away from the troubles in hell, such as 666 News. Heck, even I know how that feels, but you guys do know that when you guys go back to work, then they'll be coming at you like Vultures."
"We know" replied Lincoln. "That's why this vacation is necessary for us to find some way to ease our minds and come up with some way to deal with the news demons who won't leave us alone."
"When we do get back to hell, Lincoln will put his plan to work!" said Blitzo. "Whatever the fuck it is. What was the plan again?" They all look to Lincoln.
Lincoln chuckles. "Sorry guys, but no spoilers. I'd rather keep it low and no spoilers and wait for the right moment to let the plan loose."
Luna smirks. "The man-with-the-plan back in action once more, I guess we'll have to wait for the right time to let little bro finally tell us or show us, so let's not push him into telling us."
They all nod and agree to this. Then Alastor looks to his pocket watch. "Well, will you look at the time, it appears we have overstayed our welcome here and we must head off now, we need to make sure Angel Dust and Husk have kept things in line at the Hotel." He then opens up a portal and walks through it.
"He's right, let's get going." Vaggie goes through the portal alongside Nifty.
Charlie waves goodbye to them and then she goes back. "Oh, and we made the room setup for all of you to enjoy, but we left the master bedroom alone since we have no clue who will stay there. Okay, have fun and see you guys back in hell soon!" She then goes back into the portal.
They're all confused at what the princess of hell just said. "What did she mean by?" Lucy then sees a paper on the table. "Huh, this is a rooming arrangement."
They all look to the paper and see whose staying where: Loona will be taking the room where Lori and Leni once stayed. Lincoln and Luna are used to each other's company and are bunking together in the room Luna used to reside with Luan.
Lucy is going back to her old room that she once shared with an asshole sports jock with a ponytail. Moxxie and Millie are gonna be rooming together in the room where the twins used to be and Blitzo is gonna stay in the room where the genius and the baby once stayed.
"Well, now we know where we're gonna bunk and I'm cool with it" replied Lincoln.
"Yeah, but the real issue is how the rooms look" replied Blitzo.
They all grab their luggage and they head upstairs to see the rooms.
First, Blitzo looks to the room he's staying in and he is impressed. The room has only one large bed and the walls have been painted in blue and red and the large bed as well. There are also some empty portraits that Blitzo can put some pictures in and he looks to the window and he can see the front yard.
"Now this room, I can manage! I am gonna love it here!"
Moxxie and Millie see that the room for them has a large bed, a queen sized bed with black, red and white colors, which kinda matches their colors. There is a closet and some drawers and no extra bed, instead it's been replaced by a luxurious black and red couch.
Millie goes to the bed and touches it. "You know, I think we can make do with this place and get, intimate?"
Moxxie blushes at this. "Well, the one thing this house has been renovated is the sounds, so I guess we can make as much noise in here as we want."
They both go close and make out with each other, then they see Blitzo recording this. "Get the fuck outta here!"
Lucy sees the room is still the same, the same bed and the same wardrobe, but not other bed. Instead it has been replaced by this lovely display of voodoo items and trinkets for decoration and a table for writing down stuff.
Lucy smiles seeing this. "I think Alastor made this one possible, for sure." Fangs flies around and hangs upside down to a hook on the ceiling, meant for him.
Loona looks to her room and she smiles. "Alright, I can work with this shit."
The room's color is black and gray stripes and the bed is large and round shaped with crescent pillows and a large black blanket. She has the closet all for herself and there's an arm chair she can sit on to relax and she also has a phone charge there for her to recharge when she needs it.
Loona places down her duffle bag of stuff. "Yup, those assholes at the hotel know how to make things comforting for their guests, glad i don't go to that shitty hotel."
Lincoln and Luna check the room they'll be sharing and they see a bed on one side of the room for Lincoln and on Luna's side is a hammock being held up by some metal bars that look like Electric guitars.
Both sides of the room seem to have the same theme as the rooms they had back at I.M.P, but both share the same closet.
"Huh. This will do, what do you thinks sis?" asked Lincoln.
Luna smirks and she ruffles her brother's hair. "If you're cool with it, then so am i. plus we can be able to bond more while we're here. We don't have any homework or any important studying until the end of the second week of the month little dude."
"True to that." Lincoln then places his bag onto the bed and then he thinks about something and he goes out the room and Luna follows him.
"Bro, where're you going?" Loona overhears this and she follows them. The others also hear this and come out of their rooms.
They then see Lincoln stop at the linen closet, the place where he once stayed. This made Luna and Lucy seem uncomfortable. The others know why this seems like the one place that feels bad.
"Lincoln, you don't have to do this" replied Loona as she places her hand onto her son's shoulder.
Lincoln sighs and he closes his eyes. "No, I need to see this again." He opens his eyes and he reaches for the doorknob and then he twists it open and they're shocked at what they see.
Another bathroom. The bathroom has a square bathtub and a shower connected to it, there's also a toilet and a mirror. They see the color of the bathroom is in navy blue and they even see some things they can use when they clean themselves in there, and all are hell purchased.
"I thought this was turned back into a closet. What happened?" asked Lucy.
Then Moxxie sees a note. "Found something." They all listen to what it says.
"Dear I.M.P and Lincoln, Luna and Lucy - We know how much this room is gonna make things hard for everyone, so we took the privilege of shutting it down and turning it into something else. It took the combined effort of Alastor and Nifty to make it possible, and then Charlie and I came in and fixed it up."
"The house only had one bathroom and so we made this one and another one downstairs at the master bedroom, right by the walk-in closet. We hope this is okay with you guys, we don't want Lincoln to feel like a mess when he sees the old room he was tormented in, also we put all the house cleaning supplies in the basement – Vaggie Mothra. P.S – There were tons of Opossums in the room when we came here."
They all look to Lincoln who remains silent. "Lincoln sweetie, are you alright?" asked Millie.
Lincoln blinks and smiles. "I think this was a good idea." They all sigh in relief, he doesn't seem pissed off by this. He's okay with it.
Loona then looks to her phone. "Well, no messages from any new clients. Looks like the notification I sent about us going on Vacation worked."
"But by the time we get back to Imp City, we're gonna have tons of calls" replied Moxxie.
"Moxxie's right, for one" replied Blitzo, which annoys Moxxie. "We have to be ready for an incoming barrage of calls from sinners and demons who want someone dead or captured."
"We can get some help from our friends, Octavia would be helpful if she ain't busy" replied Millie.
"Yeah, I doubt she'd wanna do some calls for us, and she might end up doing nothing" replied Loona. "She's not te kind of gal to do shitty receptionist work, that's my thing and also Lucy's."
"I don't mind doing it. It feels alright hearing the different voices of some many demons in hell" replied Lucy. "Also, why did Alastor leave me this?"
She shows then the shrunken head of some demon, which is kinda freaky, but to Blitzo. "Well, that is just darn nice of him to leave behind."
They then hear the doorbell ring. "Are we expecting some company?" asked Loona. They all are being cautious and they all go down the stairs to see who it is.
Lincoln readies to retract his claws, Luna cracks her knuckles and she pulls out her knife, Lucy has a dagger, Moxxie and Millie ready their guns and Blitzo, for some reason grabs the vase. Why?
Loona then turns the handle and they see who it is. "The Yates Family?"
"Hey there neighbors, well temporary neighbors" replied Bumper Sr. "We wanted to make you guys feel welcome to the neighborhood by giving you these pies."
They all look to the pie. "Pies?!" Blitzo tosses the vase and it shatters. "What's the inside of them?"
"We all came together and we made a chocolate pie and an apple pie" replied Jancey.
Lincoln smiles. "Wow. That sounds delicious, thanks." They accept the pie. Then he asks. "Have you guys seen the McBride's drive around here lately while we were in hell? And I don't mean Clyde McBride."
"No, no they haven't" replied Belle. "They did drive by here last week, but then they stopped and left the neighborhood alone."
"We mostly see then drive around other place in town and they seem to be up to something, which mostly involves some calls and meeting people in restaurants and then those people leave and seem angry at the McBride's for some reason" replied Beatrix.
This sounded like trouble, they could be up to something to make the demons look bad. "Well thanks for the information dudes, and hey, now that we're gonna be staying here for the next two days, maybe we can hang out and have some fun. IF you guys have the time."
"Well, we don't have anything important to do. So sure, we'd love to spend some time with you guys, tomorrow" replied Bumper Sr.
"We can't do it today" replied Jancey. "Today we need to go bird watching and make sure the Royal Sparrows are flying south for the winter, we wouldn't want any birds to go cold from staying her before winter hits."
They had no clue what to say. "Okay, well you guys have fun with that one" replied Millie.
"And we will, later neighbors." The Yates then make their leave, but Beatrix looks back and she winks at Lincoln.
Lincoln blushes from what she just did and they all look to Lincoln. "So, how many girls are gonna be lured to you as we live like this Lincoln?" asked Lucy.
Lincoln sighs. "Luce, I don't wanna talk about it now." He then gets a text message from his hellphone "Huh, it's from Jordan."
Lincoln and the others look to the text.
Jordan – Hey Lincoln, I was wondering if you're free on Sunday. I got nothing to do and I was thinking we could hang out, you and me. Tell me if you're available and I'll see if I got any plans too. Text me back XOXO.
Lincoln smirks. Then he sees his sister and his mom smiling. "So, tomorrow you get the chance to hang out with the eldest in the Yates family and then on Sunday you're chilling with the Rosato girls" said Loona.
Luna chuckles. "Bro, we need to figure out why the heck are you such a ladies man lately, I mean you said you don't wanna have a relationship and yet there are tons of ladies who seem to be gunning for you for some reason."
Lincoln sighs. "Believe me guys, I wanna know what the heck is going on. I mean Cristina talked to me this mornin at school and I thought she wanted to avoid me after the whole 5th grading contest. Then we I was headed back home, her mom waved at me and the whole thing became awkward and then Stella waved at me and for some reason she blushed. What the heck is going on?"
Lucy thinks about this. 'Hmm, maybe what Lincoln is going through might be in the book I'm reading. I could check it out later.'
"Well, we can handle that issue for next time. Right now I wanna try this pie!" said Blitzo. He then races to the kitchen.
"Sir, do not eat it all. Save some for us" said Moxxie. Millie and Lucy follow him to the kitchen.
Luna, Lincoln and Loona also follow them to the kitchen. "Looks like we're gonna have one helluva time here in the old house, but we shouldn't keep calling it the Loud House anymore" said Loona. "The name is way too much of a reminder of the past shit of the fucked up family."
All three of them think of a name, then Luna has an idea. "The Hell's house, how about that?"
They all look to each other. "Well, that doesn't sound so bad. I think we can handle that kinda name" replied Lincoln. They then go and check out the kitchen and boy has it been given one makeover thanks to the Hazbin Hotel demons.
But while they explore the rest of the house, eat pie and check the backyard. They did not know that Lincoln and Luna's phone has a notification and a message.
To everyone in Royal Woods: The annual Royal Woods Astonishing Quest is inbound and will begin on the 11th of November, so get your partners ready and let's see who wins it this year and thank god, Lynn is not here anymore! – Mayor Davis.
Pop-pop – Hey there kid's. Listen, I got this call from Ruthie and she said she wants to know when you guys have plans to come and visit her. She wants to see her new family and she also said she could use some help around her place. If you don't wanna go, then I understand and tell her. Also, I'm coming over to visit soon.
They have no idea how much stuff is inbound for them as they stay in Royal Woods, for the next two days!
To be continued…
A/N: Well, let's see how well they can handle two days of an awesome and possibly awkward vacation within the ol family house, and spending time with friends and having some unexpected moments. It's about to get fucked up crazy for them! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, Lucy will find out what it wrong with Lincoln and girls going for him, and I would like to thank "Qazse" for that idea of the answers to Lincoln and when it came to females being attracted to him and I don't think it has something to do with his white hair and cool new "No push-over" attitude.
Date made: 10/30/20.