Time to handle the hot issue and that hot issue is going back to hell and handling the demons of 666 NEWS! Time to see what Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench have to say about the human kids staying in hell and how this would affect everyone else in the underworld. This should be interesting indeed, enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Pentagram City. 666 NEWS Station.)
Within the place of the biggest and most well-known and premier news station in all of hell, every demon is getting ready for the biggest interview of all time, the interview with the humans who reside in the demonic domain of hell.
All the crew is getting the equipment and stuff ready, and some of them walk by the crew of I.M.P and with them are Lincoln, Luna and Lucy and also with them is Charlie and Vaggie.
They're busy going through the plan and also enjoying the food the place has to offer, mostly Blitzo who is eating and going through his phone for something. "Sir, what are you doing?" asked Moxxie.
"Oh, well I'm ordering us some pets to have in the building" replied Blitzo. They stop what they're doing and look to the I.M.P boss. "What? What did I say? I just said I was ordering some pets."
Luna is getting concerned about this. "And what might these pets be?"
Blitzo then show them the picture. "Electric Eels! They are gonna look so fabulous when we put the aquarium in the receptionists room."
They all are confused by this. "Okay then, let's make sure nothing bad happens and also make sure the glass to the aquarium doesn't break either. Also, aren't those Sinners eels?" asked Millie.
"From what I read from the book, those kinds of eels are dangerous and once prowled the waters in the river of Styx and are not an edible kind of species, otherwise you'd end up taking in three years of internal shocks" replied Lucy.
Lincoln is shocked just hearing this. "Now I'm concerned about this."
"Come on guys, the office could use some pizazz! And this is the best I can get for it, not some lame aquarium with some normal and lame fish, I was gonna go for piranhas, but then I thought about something way better!" said Blitzo.
Loona sighs in annoyance from this. "For fucks' sake, alright get the eels and make sure they don't do any trouble. One wrong thing and those things are taking a bullet to their head, got it?"
"Relax Loonie, everything will be alright. I got it covered, also the guy whose helping supervise the creation of the aquarium I got from the hotel" replied Blitzo.
Vaggie spits out her coffee onto Moxxie. "What? Who?!"
"Alastor, well some guys that Alastor knows and he'll be in the building to help make sure the thing is set up and same goes with the fish" replied Blitzo. "That guy always has some good friends in shitty places who know how to be kind hearted and help others, and when I mean others I mean myself."
Luna sighs. "Well, this is gonna get messed up when we get back home." She then helps Millie clean up Moxxie.
Charlie then loos towards Lincoln. "You feeling okay Lincoln? You seem nervous."
Loona looks to her son and so do the others. Lincoln sighs as he eats a shrimp cocktail. "Sorry guys, just kinda nervous about this plan I made for is to handle with all of hell. I mean, I don't know what else to do if this shit goes wrong real fast."
"Then we walk out and don't get involved with them again" said Loona, she kneels down to her son and places her hands on his shoulders. "Who cares about this shitty news place? What matters is that we shut them up and have those assholes leave us alone, just don't lose your cool and try not to piss off the bitch anchor lady."
"Also, the rest of hell will be watching and through this talk they might be able to try and not go after us" replied Luna. "Plus, some of our clients know us and they would try to help keep us safe as well."
"She's not wrong" replied Lucy. "But there are some demons who don't like us because we refuse to do the job that they want us to do. They don't know that we do a background check on who the target is, also when has it been since we've had a client talk to us face-to-face?"
Blitzo tries to recall. "No clue, why?"
Lucy shows them what's on her phone.
Hello I.M.P. I have heard that you demons can go to the world of the living and handle unfinished business that we sinners and demons wish to finish. I wish to speak to your boss face-to-face tomorrow – Mara Mayberry.
They're stunned to see this text. "Wow. Did not see that one coming" replied Millie. "I can recall the last time we had to confront a client, it was last year and it nearly turned into a cluster fuck of a fight."
Blitzo sighs. "Well, there goes my whole day of just checking out the eels in the office."
Loona ignores them and she looks to her son. "Just keep your cool, don't lose your shit and you're gonna be fine. Okay?"
Lincoln smiles. "Okay mom, I got this. But I will be wearing my gloves, just in case things don't go as we planned."
Loona kisses his forehead. "That's my boy."
Then another hellhound walks by them. "Hey there sweet ass."
This makes Lincoln and Loona angry. "Wanna kill that fucker?" asked Loona. Lincoln has his claws ready and they go after that hellhound who is now screaming like a little girl. Luna sees this and she too joins in killing this bitch!
The others just watch as this happens, though Charlie suggests to stop, but Vaggie stops her. "I think it's' best we let them handle this, hon."
Lucy smirks. "If Alastor were here, this would be truly entertaining for him."
(At another part of the building.)
Two demon are walking and going through the questions they will ask to the human children. Who are these demons?
Katie Killjoy – in her 40's and is a spider-demon. The head anchor of 666 News. A very tall and slim demon. She has short blonde hair, purely white skin, and red eyes with small yellow pupils. Her most noticeable trait on her is her long neck, red lips, big and firm breasts and wide shoulders.
She is wearing a dark pink dress with pink heels. She died in 1992, not much known on the cause of her death, and she's also known to sleep with a lot of men and is homophobic.
Tom Trench – in his 40's and is a Gas mask-demon. He is the co-host for 666 News and Katie's partner. His whole face is a gasmask, that's all we know from his facial appearance and he has a sweep of ashy blonde hair. He wears a grey suit with a white collared shirt and black gloves, a red tie and a red pocket square.
He dies in the year 1910, that's before fucking World War 1! Do what other demon say is wrong, he did not die during the Chernobyl disaster.
The two demons walk down the halls. "Alright, so this is it. We're gonna be interviewing the most talked demons in all of hell and I have to say, they're work is quite impressive" said Tom.
"Oh shut the fuck up Tom. I don't give a shit about those imps and that hellhound, all I want to know is about those children and the juicy gossip they have in them" replied Katie. "The only issue we have, is that the princess is here!"
"Yeah, kinda shocked she's involved in this. But her dad is the one helping keeping those kids under protection, and I thought there were two human children, but there are three! Who knew" said Tom.
Katie sighs and she goes through the reports of the day. "Every news today is bullshit and not even interesting, even though one of them involves one of those overlords. What matters is that we have this talk with those kids and we find out what are their intentions here."
"Then let's get to it then!" said Tom.
They make it to their setup and they see one kid go towards them. Wearing a black and gray hoodie with red wolf claw marks all over, black knee ripped jeans, black sneakers and his signature fingerless gloves which are his claws and he has his wolf teeth mask on. It's Lincoln Silva Hound.
"Well, look who decided to take in the offer" said Tom. "Where are the others?"
"Over there." They see the rest of I.M.P along with the two human girls are there watching them and not getting involved.
Katie chuckles sarcastically. "I thought we were gonna talk to more than one? What's going on here kid?"
Lincoln's eyes are glowing red. "Either you take the talk with me, or have no talk at all and we walk away and you wait for the next ten hellish years for the chance to talk to me again. Are we confirmed?"
They're shocked he just talked back to them, mostly talked back to Katie. The Head Anchor seems intimidated, but then she smiles. "Well, well. Aren't we feeling a little bit brave, well that courage isn't gonna get you anywhere kid. So, I guess we can handle this shit."
"Good." Lincoln then takes his seat, but he takes his chair to sit next to Tom and not to Katie. "Sorry, I don't trust big time bossy demons such as her."
The other demons are shocked he said that and Katie's left eye is twitching and she still has her smile. 'Fucking calm down! Do not lose you're shit! Not in front of this kid!' She wants to strangle him so badly.
Then the cameras are live in 3….. 2… 1! (Cue 666 News opening song!)
"Good afternoon everyone. I'm Katie Killjoy."
"And I'm Tom Trench! Today's news is all about the overlords taking charge and regaining what they lost from the last extermination. We got information that Valentino has found one of his porn turfs has been massacred again by this mysterious demon gang, whoever they are, they are messing with the wrong overlord!"
"That's right, and all three V's are now claiming uncharted areas as they're own. Velvet has been spotted laying claim to the biggest bakery in all of the city, and possibly she'll lay claim to one of the biggest cooking places around town! If she can claim them" replied Katie Killjoy.
"But we're not here to talk about that anymore, we're her to talk about the hot deal that everyone has known since the Extermination event. The reveal of the human child here in hell! A child who isn't dead and isn't a sinner!"
"And that kid is right here as we speak!" The camera turns to Lincoln who then puts his phone away. "So kid, got a name?" asked Tom.
"Lincoln, my name is Lincoln Silva Hound. Also, you're tie is kinda crooked there Tom."
Tom looks to his tie. "Oh wow. How the hell did I not see that one?" He begins to straighten his tie.
"Anyway, onto the bigger picture. Lincoln, you are one of the three human children to be living here in hell, and being part of an assassination group. Tell us, how in the name of all things, did you even come here?" asked Katie as she pushes Tom away to talk to him.
Lincoln is not intimidated by her. "Classified, can't tell you. Try another question Killjoy."
Katie's not amused by this and so she tries again. "Okay, so since that last name is definitely not yours. What is your real name anyway? Doesn't seem like you are born in hell, and more like adopted."
Lincoln sighs. "Katie, I can't tell you all about me. But yeah, I am from hell and so is my sister and my former sister now cousin. I am adopted and so is my sister and I can't tell you who took me in."
"Was it the hellhound?" asked Tom.
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, that's right. You're good at knowing things Trench."
"Why thank you" replied Tom. But he gets shoved out of the way by Katie Killjoy.
"Now, I'd like to know something else. About this hellhound who took you in, were you forced to be adopted or was there something else between the two of you?"
Loona hears this and is pissed off. But Lincoln responds to the spider-demoness. "Katie, Katie Killjoy. I get it, you wanna have the top rating and be well-known and popular, trust me I know it and seen it and they always go down in flames, hard!"
"You just wanna have me get humiliated and turned inside out like shit, just like when you poked around into thinking the hotel idea from Charlie was stupid. Well Breaking News, the hotel is going to remain open to help decrease the population in hell, otherwise the exterminators will come back and kill everyone."
That last part was something the demon crew are afraid of.
"I understand what you're trying to do, and it's not working. I came here to speak my mind and all you're doing is asking rude and annoying questions that would make the person or demon or sinner look bad, but I have faced far worse than just words of mockery and insults!"
Lincoln is now on the table and staring down to the Anchorwoman. "If you think what you're asking me is gonna make me snap, well I have snapped once and I almost died from it. This hell is nothing, compared to the one I had to suffer through back on earth and by the fires of Satan and the might of Lucifer, I am damn proud to have been found by a caring and motherly hellhound!"
"Not all demons are cruel, I know that inside of every demon is a good heart, a heart that can show mercy and forgiveness." Lincoln goes back to his seat. "The old family I once had, they can go and fuck themselves for all I care, heck I plan to take then down myself if I feel like it! Because lots of human today, are heartless and ego-maniac shitheads, like the overlords who want attention."
He then looks to Katie. "And you seem to be one of them, I know and I have seen you're ranting, whining and nagging on the TV and I'd rather switch the channel to the cannibal cooking show guy instead." He then calms down. "Now, will you let me speak my words to the sinners and demons of hell?"
Katie scoffs, and she looks away. "Fine, go ahead. See if I care." But deep down, she is impressed that this kid is one son of a bitch to talk back to her, and not be scared by what she can do. Even though she really wants to strangle him.
Lincoln looks to the camera. "To every demon and sinner in hell, yes I am a human and not a sinner, but I have made lots of sins as I was living, we all have am I right?" They all chuckle at that one, it is true.
"And, we just wanna live like the rest of you. In hell, doing what we can to survive and stay alive. I have seen what each demon does, and I know that in this realm, its kill or be killed and I will do what I can to defend myself and also kill a demon. Like the hellhound my mom and I killed earlier." He then looks to Katie Killjoy. "Sorry we killed one of your staff."
Katie is confused. 'What hellhound? I don't recall having one on set.'
Lincoln gets up and goes over to help Tom Trench back up. "But even though I will kill and stay alive to survive, I won't hesitate to show some kindness to help another demon out and I did once, to take down an asshole snake who thought it was a smart move to attack my family."
Tom and Lincoln go back to their seats. "My sister, Luna and my cousin Lucy. We once lived a happy life with a bi family, but things went to shit real fast when I was neglected and forced into my own hell and it hurt, it hurt more than anything I have ever felt. Heck, I recall the pain and it's as stinging and life threatening as an angel trying to kill me."
"This place, it may be a hellish land of bullshit and fucked up assholes." The demons snicker, they know that one is true. "But its home, and I wanna call it home too. I may not be one of you, but I have sinned, we all have sinned. We're all the same, we have all made mistakes and wanna live our lives as demons and sinners and deep down, I am not ordinary human."
Lincoln's eyes are red with white pupils and this part shocks them. "Sam with my sister, I guess you can say that something demonic is running through our veins."
Lincoln then calms down. "And so that's why I'm here I guess. We dealt with some justice on earth, we won the case and I get to be with the demons I can call family, and with a few more for the ride as well." Lincoln looks to his family and smiles, and they also smile at his words.
Lincoln then looks back to the screen. "And another thing, I know you demonic overlords are watching and I know you guys will come for me and my sister and my family and with whatever we have that makes us come to hell and earth whenever we want. But know this, if you mess with us then there will literally be, hell to pay!"
Lincoln's eyes are back to being red, but something is also wrong. Some white and gray fur is on his neck and wrists and his teeth are sharpened and his nose and ears seem to become pointed. He then looks to himself and sighs. "Well, I was expecting this to happen." He calms down and his powers fade.
"Well, looks like I have said what I wanted." He then looks to the two demon news hosts. "Thanks for having me Katie Killjoy, Tom Trench. Anything you'd like to know about me, will be never. So, leave us alone or get fucked up."
He then walks away from the set and goes over to his family and hugs them, they then make their way out of the building, leaving all the demons to talk to each other and clap a bit at the kid and his words to every demon and sinner in hell.
"Well, that kid sure was brave to talk like that and you didn't even go berserk on him" said Tom Trench.
Katie scoffs. "He wasn't worth it, and he better be careful. That attitude of his will get him killed one day. He may be impressive and all that shit, but it will lead to trouble. He just has to….. To be careful." They then go back to their normal report on the news, such as the upcoming concert by Lilith Magne.
(Porn Studios Pimp.)
The three V's are looking to the TV about this, and all three of them are smiling.
Vox – A TV Demon and one of the most powerful overlords in all of hell. A slim, technology-themed demon standing about 7'00". He wears a striped tuxedo and a black and red striped shirt. A red bow tie and a white-ish blue undershirt. He has a black top has with red and blue designs that look like that of a radio broadcast symbol and radio wave symbol.
He has a flat screen TV for a head, and his eyes are red with light-blue pupils, but his left eye has black stripes and a jagged pupil. He has light blue teeth and what appears to be blood dripping from one side of his mouth. His left eye brow is white and the right is dark blue.
He's quite the showman and a charismatic, egotistical and manipulative individual who craves attention. The owner of Vox's Multimedia, Bisexual/pansexual and died in 1950, and is unknown on how he died. He hates Alastor to the core and he owns a pet hammerhead shark named Vark.
Valentino – A Moth Demon and the lover of Vox. He has muted blue skin. Hot pink eyes covered by pink and gold heart shaped glasses. He wears a matching top hat, with two antennae, one having a feather-like appearance. He's wearing a fur-lined coat with more of his fuzz as his collar having hearts implanted in it which is part of his body and plain white cuffs.
He has a mouth full of sharp hot pink teeth with one gold tooth which is also shared by Angel Dust. He has black hands that slightly go lighter at the tips and the wrists. His coat has an appearance of zebra print beneath.
He is the owner of Porn Pimp Studios and is pansexual. He is abusive and very controlling, his top employees are Angel Dust, Dia and Summer.
Velvet – No clue what she's all about, but she is also a member of the three V's. A Doll Demon, slim with slightly grey-brown skin. She has velvet, burgundy and white hair tied into pigtails with laces holding her hair up. She seems to be wearing white eye liner with crimson eyeshadow. She has white irises and red sclera.
She wears a black, white, and velvet tea-length dress with short puffed sleeves and various designs and velvet lace at the bottom. White and velvet evening gloves and black tights or stockings. Her shoes are velvet flats with white puff balls on the top.
She's good with food and potion making and has been described as stylish, trendy and always up-to-date with the latest technology, and also dubbed as bad-shit crazy! She likes selfies, like a lot and it's unknown on how she died or the date she died.
All three of them just look to the boy on the large TV. "Well, he sure is quite lively and he knows how to stand up to even the most intimidating of demons. I wonder if he can stand up to one of us."
"He does seem like a good little boy, I wonder how he would feel if I let him have some loving time with one of my employees, a growing boy like him has to learn to love and I'd love to see him fuck one of my staff and see how much cash I'd rake in to sell the footage."
"He's kinda cute!"
This. Is. Bad!
To be continued…..
A/N: That went well, and now all of hell knows who he is, but not everything has been revealed and there might be some incoming trouble in the form of the three V's. What are their intentions with them? Will they be a dangerous threat, or will they just stir some chaos for the lives of I.M.P? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Next chapter: From the first episode to the new season of Helluva Boss! Murder Family.
Date made: 11/2/20.