Shits about to go down when Blitzo tells them about the fucking deal he made with Stolas and we're also going to see an unexpected message from Lilith Magne, but before that shit goes down, let's go and kill some boys. Thank you to Cabgrant for telling me to give these two some last names, I realized that as well, thank you Cabgrant. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Hazeltucky Juvenile Detention Center.)
Within the place where the most dangerous and crime born teens are located, Hank and Hawk are busy with laundry duty and they're actually good at it.
Hank Hallobrew and Hawk Messer are two big, mean and dumb boys who are responsible for so much trouble around town, let it be their hometown of Hazeltucky, or to Beaverton, Royal Woods and Great Lake City. These two are notorious for causing trouble and bedlam ever since they met in the 3rd grade.
They have been known to cheat, bully, beat up and even steal stuff from people and at events. They even stole an entire hotdog cart during a Mick Swagger concert and even stole women's underwear at the spa. How the hell did they sneak in there?
But their biggest troublesome acts, or on Halloween Night. When the two boys would steal candy, and make the whole neighborhood one big mess. They left tons of neighborhoods ruined and destroyed everyone's Halloween, they didn't give a damn about everyone crying, and to them this was their entertainment.
But they did not know one of their acts of trouble was responsible for murder. When they tosses a bottle of burning chemicals into a house and it started a fire. The fire killed the family. The husband, wife and three kids, all of them were triplets and at the age of twelve. The dog was sent out to escape and call for help, but was too late.
A year after that incident, Hank and Hawk were attacked by an adult Rottweiler, which was once the dog of the dead family. They managed to take down the dog and they killed it on the spot, but someone saw this and reported it, but the kid who saw this wasn't fast enough and the two boys put him into a bag and tossed it by the edge of the lake.
They did not know that this kid ended up dead. The boy tried to struggle, but the bag fell into the lake and the young boy drowned. The boy's name: Archie Éclair, the cousin of Cristina and he was just 9 when he drowned. Luckily, his phone was found and that was all the evidence they needed to take Hank and Hawk down.
Then everyone heard about the two boys who were caught at Royal Woods. They were sent to the juvie to pay for their crimes. They're mean parents tried to bail them out, but they couldn't. These boys have been charged for all the crimes they committed to everyone in Michigan around Hazeltucky.
These two thugs are now going to spend the rest of their lives in juvie, then when they become 18 they will be sent to jail for life, no parole and no chance of freedom. This is what they get, but they both have a plan to break out.
The two of them finish with the fold clothing. "Man, this sucks. When are we getting out dude?" asked Hank.
"Soon dude, soon. We just need to start a fight and then we overpower the guards and we're free to go! Then we go after those idiots who put us in here!" said Hawk.
"Awesome. When we do get outta here, we should go to that stupid house with the corn maze and get back to that family who got us into trouble!" said Hank.
"Heck yeah! We can burn the place and wait for them to come, then we take them down!" said Hawk. They both high five each other and laugh like dorks. They then go back to washing the clothes of the other inmates, then the lights start to flicker.
"Dude, what the heck is with the lights?" asked Hank.
"Meh, the whole place is garbage and everyone here is too lazy to fix things. Let's get back to work, so we can go to the cafeteria and start the riot" said Hawk.
"Not today bitches!" They both turn around and get hit in the head by a baseball bat with nails and barbwire and the one who was holding it is Blitzo. "Well, that felt good. Didn't shoot the, but fuck that felt good!"
The two boys get up and see the demon. "Who the heck are you? What the heck are you?" said Hawk as he holds his bleeding head, Hank also gets up and his head is bleeding.
"How dumb are you two?" Millie comes down the stairs. "The main door is locked and we have the whole basement to ourselves, also the cameras have been jammed."
"We're demon assholes" replied Moxxie. "And today, you're both gonna be spending the rest of your miserable lives, tortured by the family you killed!"
"W-What family?" asked Hawk. "We didn't do anything weirdoes!"
Blitzo smirks. "Well, well. Looks like we got ourselves some first class dumb asses who don't know shit, heck I doubt they even knew that we were the ones who gave them one shit load of scares in the corn maze."
"Wait! That was you freaks?!" said Hank. "Demons are real?!"
"Yes, yes they are." They get startled from the presence of Lucy. The little Goth girl then throws a dagger and it hits Hank in the chest, Hank looks to his chest and blood is seeping out.
"W-What the heck, k-kid?" He then falls to the ground and slowly dies from the bleeding, oh wait he was hit in the heart, so technically he's dead.
"No! No! Hank! Wake up man!" Hawk then sees the blood and he goes over and he barfs into the washing machine. He doesn't know that Lucy is approaching him and with her red pupil visible, she smiles and then she stabs him repeatedly on the back.
Seeing this makes Moxxie and Millie shed some tears of joy, and then take pictures of this. "Oh, little girls first blood!" said Millie. "We're gonna treasure this always!"
Blitzo also takes a picture of this. "Hope you don't mind I take a pic too, this would go great on the walls of the meeting room!"
Moxxie chuckles and also takes a picture. "Not at all sir, just this one I'm okay with it. We can have one in the office meeting room, in the photo albums and we can give one to Lucy so she can look back at what she did."
Lucy then stops stabbing and she looks to the dead body of Hawk. "That. Was. Wicked!" She then has blood on her hands and she wipes it onto her face, then her smile frowns. "I just realized this blood is from this idiot and now I have it on me, I need to clean myself, this is gross."
Blitzo then has a small red orb and the souls of Hank and Hawk are sucked in. "There, now we can hand this to the client when we get back. Now, what do we do with the bodies?"
Lucy smiles. "I have an idea."
(Later.)
They all open the portal. "Alright, let's get the fuck outta here and back home" said Blitzo. Moxxie and Millie follows him, Lucy looks back at her work and smirks.
What did they do? Well, Hank is positioned by the clothes and is stabbed by a different knife and Hawk is by the washing machines stabbed in the back and they make sure they rearrange the place to make it look like they fought and killed each other.
Lucy made sure it was properly setup so no one will know they were there.
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
Blitzo, and the others return to the base after they sent the two soul orbs to the client and his family. "Well, we got paid and sure as fuck we might have some regulars, because the kids of the family said they have some bullies who could use a killing too!"
Moxxie, Millie and Lucy take their seat, alongside Lincoln, Loona and Luna. "Take a seat Blitzo, now!" said Loona.
Blitzo is confused by this. "Alright, so what the fuck is this meeting about anyway?"
Lincoln is the first to speak. "Okay, so it turns out, that whenever we finish a murder job, the client we hired spends the nest one week doing what they want, and then they go to the Hazbin Hotel to redeem themselves of their sins."
Luna speaks next. "So, what we're doing is actually doing well for the hotel ad its business. If the former clients do get the chance to go the heavens above, then the population in this shit hole we call home will be decreased and the extermination will be canceled."
"Also, the princess of hell is paying us a light sum of cash for every client we send" replied Loona. "She even gave me this letter, and it said to open when we finished with whatever meeting we have now."
"Well, this meeting seems over to me. So, let's open the little note now" said Blitzo. But then Moxxie and Millie stop him.
"Not yet Blitzo, we have another thing to discuss" replied Millie.
Blitzo goes back to his seat and sighs in annoyance. "Fine, I'll tell you." They all listen in. "I'm the one who's been clogging the toilets in the office, happy?"
All of them are confused and grossed out by this. "Okay first off, gross! Second, that's not what we meant Blitzo!" said Loona. "We're not here to talk about whatever shit you made, we're here to talk about whatever fucking deal you made with Stolas!"
"Oh, is that it? I thought the meeting was about something else, but okay." Blitzo then tells them what the deal is. "Now, this all happened after we got compromised from trying to kill the shitty fucked up family. When I was being chased by that lunatic bitch, I got a call from Stolas and just when I was trying to save my ass too!"
"Yeah, and we heard your phone in the woods and I don't think I can unheard what the bird said" replied Luna.
"Anyway, that rich ass prick said he needed his book back, the same book we use to travel to the human world to do our job. The same book he let me keep and use to keep the business running" replied Blitzo.
"Then send it back, we have these medallions from Alastor, we can just use these to go back and forth to do our job" replied Lincoln.
"Yeah, we can't use those remember?" said Blitzo. "The medallions are only for Lincoln, Loonie, the rock star and Lucy. We can't have one, but I'm sure Moxxie and Millie have one. The book was the first ever thing we had and it's a symbol of what the company stood for and how it was even made. So the book is gonna be with us for emergency uses only, or when we need to kill someone."
"Then what the heck is the messed up deal you and Stolas made?" asked Lucy.
Blitzo sighs. He has to tell them. "We can keep the book for as long as we want, but we also have to send the book back to Stolas, once a month when it's a full moon. I think he needs it for his work being the Goetia demon prince and all."
They all remain silent. "Oh, that's it? Okay, we can settle with that" replied Luna.
Blitzo is stunned at how well that went. "Well, that was not what I thought. For a minute there, I thought you'd all get messed up when I say that I also have to spend that full moon night with Stolas to fuck him up."
They all remain silent, but this is a different silent and they are a bit disgusted. "Blitzo that is messed up" said Loona.
Blitzo smirks. "Yeah I know, but I know I am not gonna like it one bit."
"And the next full moon in on the 30th of November. So we might have to rely on the medallions to go to the target and then come back here" replied Moxxie.
"Well, looks like this meetin' is over. So what the hell is in the letter that the princess of the crappy hotel send us?" asked Millie.
Loona opens it and they go over to read it. "Huh, this is from Lilith Magne, not from Charlie."
"Dear Demon friends of I.M.P. Now you all know you've all been invited with backstage passes to my concert on the 13th of November. Now, I was thinking of an intro that would get the crowd riled up and I would appreciate the musical talents from Luna Silva Hound and whoever is a female talented person, my daughter and her friends are also going to help perform the song. The lyrics to the son is in the back of this note."
"The choice is yours. From: Lilith Magne."
They all look to the back and see the title of the song: What the Hell?!
Seeing this makes them smile and they all look to Luna who is happiest the most. "Oh yeah, I think we can do this. The concert is tomorrow and I can totally sing this gig" said Luna. Then she has an idea. "And I have an idea on how to make it someone's special night!"
"Really? You mean Sam right?" asked Lucy.
"Yeah! Now, Sam's birthday is on the 14, which is Saturday, and I invited her to be one of the guys to come and see her first ever hellish concert!" said Luna. "Now figure out what the plan is."
They all see where she's going with this. "Okay kiddo, now we get it. Sam is gonna love the surprise for ya" said Loona.
"That is one helluva plan sis!" said Lincoln. Then they hear the phone from Loona right and she has a text.
"Looks like we might have to kill someone before we do go to the concert." They all look to see who the target is.
Target: Henry Shulz Carson – Had an affair with some woman and rigged the death of his wife to collect the insurance money, but he had no clue she was pregnant with their second child. He then left his first kid who is 7 months old at an orphanage.
Client: Elizabeth Dyllanere – is in hell because her husband murdered her, she was once an addict to drugs but she gave up because she was getting married.
Results: Taken alive and incapacitated. As well as the bitch he's with, if she's dead then who fucking cares!
Lincoln and the rest of the crew are smiling wickedly and they're eyes are glowing. "Oh, we are so gonna have some fun with this shit!" Even Lucy's red and blue pupil are glowing and her teeth are razor sharp for some reason.
"You dudes think we can still practice the song as we kill em?" asked Luna.
"Fuck yeah!" replied Loona and Millie.
Looks like they all know what to do tomorrow when school is over, time to kill someone!
To be continued…..
A/N: You guys wanted them dead and so they are dead. Lights out and welcome to torture express, Hank Hallobrew and Hawk Messer and thank you "Cabgrant" for mentioning they needed last names and we all have known and heard about the fucked up deal Blitzo made with Stolas and congrats to Lucy, and her first blood. She's getting there. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Now, there are 13 backstage passes to the concert and here are the ones going to the RESIST concert at the Blood Crucifix Park: Lincoln, Luna, Loona, Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, Lucy, Octavia, Sam, Sully, Mazzy, Chunk and Tabby. The ones who'll be singing will be on stage to perform.
Charlie, Vaggie, Nifty and Angel Dust are also invited. Alastor doesn't wanna go for so many reasons, which we all know why.
And a shootout to Qazse who gave me the concepts of the clients and targets that are to come.
Date made: 11/4/20.