This time, were gonna have a look at someone they do not wanna see and don't seem to have a choice. You guys know who she is and chances shit's about go down real fast. Enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere at another neighborhood in Royal Woods.)
The I.M.P Hearse makes it to the location of a house they did not wanna go to, a house that Lincoln, Luna and Lucy know whose house it is, they all come out of the ride and look at the place. A pink house with a brown roof and has a very large window onto its left front of the house. You guys know this house now?
Lincoln sighs looking at it. "Didn't think we'd be in this hell hole again."
Luna sees the place and has her black leather gloves on. "Things are about to turn dirty real fast."
Lucy let's Fangs fly off someplace else. "I am not letting Fangs get hurt by those felines."
The rest of the demons come out and see the house.
Moxxie sniffs the air. "What smells like dead cats, cat shit, cat fur and tons of cat nip?"
Millie look around the house. "It does look nice and all, but how the heck is this a nightmare when it looks like a simple and nice home."
"Well, we're gonna get the answers we need inside, thank god we don't have any missions today" said Blitzo. "Glad I brought this!" He has a shotgun with him.
Loona sniffs the air and she picks up a sound she hates. They all see Loona growl at the house, she is pissed off at what lurks inside.
Then Albert comes out of the car and he looks to the place. "There it is guys, Great Aunt Ruth's home, a.k.a my sister. So you guys ready to go in and greet her a hello?"
The rest of them don't say anything and just look to the house. Albert knows what this is about and he goes to the three kids. "Guys, I know you hate being here and I believe in every word you guys say about her home being horrible and junk, but she's family and she needs help and we have to be there for her."
"I know Ruthie can be a hard egg to crack and balance. But she has issues that she hasn't figured out yet and she needs support and family supports each other, but we support her differently, so she can see she can handle things by herself and she has. She told me she's been handling things, but she could use some help and company."
He sees the frowns on Lincoln and Luna match Lucy's frown, they really don't wanna be here. "Guys, come on. Give her a chance and maybe things can be different. You'll see."
Loona then calms down and she looks to the three human kids. "You guys have something to say about this?"
Lincoln, Luna and Lucy only have one thing to say about this. "Fuck."
Blitzo laughs at this and Moxxie and Millie snicker. Albert sighs. "Well, we should get going in now."
They all walk up to the door. Lincoln notices his mom is uneasy and she looks ready to kill something, one thing she hates is cats. Sure she hates the fuck out of demon cats, but she hates it when there are more cats in the area and would mess with others.
Lincoln holds her hand. "Calm down mom, we can get through this. I know it's horrible, trust me I know, but we can get through this. Together, and if shit does go down, then we're decreasing the feline population with extreme prejudice."
The rest of the demons and kids grin wickedly. Blitzo has his shotgun, Millie has her knives, Moxxie has an assault rifle, Loona and Lincoln have their claws, Luna has her knife and Lucy has a dagger.
Albert sees this and is sweating nervously. "This is not gonna end well for any of us." He then rings the doorbell and they can hear multiple cats screeching around the place and someone yelling.
"Hang on, hang on. Don't get you're bunions in a twist, I'm coming." The door opens and they see her, Albert's older sister, Ruth Willard. "Albert, so good to see ya and the kids too and….. Oh, I thought it'd be just you guys, but I guess this is fine."
The demons didn't like the way she was talking about them. "Umm, excuse me. What's that supposed to mean?" asked Blitzo.
Albert then look to his sister. "Ruth please, these demons are the parents of the kids. We can't just turn them away like that, they have legal custody and they're gonna be there to help their kids with whatever issue they have, also they won't leave them alone here by themselves in your house and I was told why and I believe them."
Ruth is confused. "What do you mean? What did they tell you?"
Loona: The mean cats.
Millie: The unruly and unholy chores.
Moxxie: The smelly atmosphere.
Albert: The expired food.
Blitzo: Everything that this place has that's nothing more than death sentences for all babies.
They all look to Blitzo who was the one who said that last part. "What? It's true, I mean I'm shocked little Lily survived this hell hole of a home and wasn't even clawed by those felines or even choked on whatever hazardous smell this place has, and I'm surprised that old lady is still alive."
Lucy sighs. "From what I was told from a good friend of the Magne family and her name will not be mentioned, that Ruth Willard will die. Soon." (Lilith spoke to her after the concert last week.)
They're all shocked to hear it, but then they smirk at the thought. Ruth on the other hand is shocked and then she looks to Albert.
"Albert, I assure you that those words are not true. I do give them good food and I do not make them do all the chores."
"That's not what the footage we got says" replied Luna. "We got footage which is from the small trackers Lisa put on our clothes all those months ago and we still have the footage as evidence."
Ruth is shocked to hear this. "W-What?"
Albert sighs. "Ruth, we're not gonna call the cops or anyone on ya."
"Yet!" Blitzo high fives with Loona.
"But, we wanna see if you can change everything about your living condition. You've done an act of hoarding and not the good kind either" replied Albert. "We got a book on laws and it turns out, a home with way too many cats can be dangerous, which is why the police station has way too many complaints about your house being the only one in the neighborhood with tons of cats."
"Why the heck are you even here?!" asked Ruth in anger.
"Like Pop-pop said, we're here to see if this home can be improved and be less of a safety hazard" replied Lincoln. "We're here to help and when we mean help, we mean help you with this crisis you have. The law has caught up now, ever since the whole thing with the old family."
"And with the law catching up into town, the capital authorities of the nation is looking into some old and unapproached complaints and other crimes that need to be sorted out" replied Moxxie.
"Ruth, let us in and help with this place" said Albert.
Ruth realizes she didn't seem to have a choice, she then let's them through. They all go into the house and Loona then covers her nose. "God! This place is putrid! It smells like way too many cats died here!"
"She has a graveyard of cats in the garden" replied Lucy. "In the backyard."
"Wait, what?!" Albert looks to Ruth who is chuckling nervously. Albert knows this is not gonna be good. "Let's see what we can do here."
They all go to the living room and see tons of cats everywhere all hissing at them and some of them going towards them. "Oh god. I hate cats! I hate Husk, but this is far fucking worse!" said Loona.
Blitzo then removes the cats from his horns. "This is so degrading and my tail is not a toy!"
Moxxie pets one of the cats and it purrs to his feet. "Well, some of these cats don't seem hostile." Even Millie has a cat on her shoulder.
Loona sees this and is pissed off. "When we get back, you two are in for some serious deep shit scrubbing!"
"I can do that for them!" said Blitzo. They then look around and they see the litter box is so full!
"Oh for devils' sake! Now we know the source of the smell!" said Lincoln as he covers his nose. "Don't you clean that thing?!"
"Of course I clean it Lincoln, the cats just like to use the litter box a lot and that's just one of them" replied Ruth. "There's ten more of them, and they're also full and I cleaned them yesterday."
"Well, looks like yesterday may have restarted today!" said Blitzo. "God that shit stinks!"
"Well Ruth, looks like we all have some work to do and we do it now" replied Albert. He manages to duck from one of the cats coming to leap onto him. "Too close."
Ruth sighs. "Fine, but my home is fine. There is nothing wrong with my home. Everything is fine." They then go around and see what they can fix.
They go to the kitchen first, which makes Ruth nervous. "You know what, this part of the house is fine. There's no need to go in here and sort things out."
Albert knows she's lying. "Step aside Ruth, we need to clean this place now." Loona picks up the old lady and puts her back in the living room and they go into the kitchen. "Alright, let's see what we got here."
They open the cabinet and Blitzo sees a very large can of beans. "Beans? Doesn't' seem so bad." He's about to open it.
"No! Blitzo, look at the expiration date!" yelled Luna.
Blitzo looks at the date. "October 22, 1899." Blitzo seems calm, then he puts it into the trash bag. "Okay first, what the fuck is that canned shit doing in here still? Second, why is it still here and not tossed out? And lastly, who the shit eats that garbage?!"
"Yeah, she doesn't eat it, but she seems to keep it ass some kind of collection" replied Lucy.
"If she wants to keep it she should empty out the contents, clean the can and put it on display" replied Millie. She opens the fridge and sees normal food. "Well, this is odd. You kids said you've been eating the expired food from the cabinets and we've seen the footage too."
"Yeah, why?" Lincoln throws out a large can of bread and it's expired since 1901. Wait, canned bread?
"Then why does she have this?" She steps aside and they see the normal food she has in her fridge. Milk, eggs, a half-eaten cake and cookie dough and other food for baking and making breakfast, lunch and dinner.
They're all shocked to see this, but its Lincoln, Lucy and Luna who are pissed off the most. "Are you fucking kidding me?! All this time she had normal food, and we ate expired garbage?!" said Lincoln.
Albert can see this is an issue. "Ruth! Care to tell me why this is in your fridge?"
Ruth chuckles nervously. "Albert, I have to make sure my budget is kept tight and I don't want my food to be wasted, so I make sure it's safe and not….. Eaten, by….. Others. Albert, this is my food and I have to make it for myself and I bought it and i….. I…."
"Shut it!" yelled Loona. "All this time, these three come here and eat shit food and you eat with normal food?! What, when Rita came here did she eat this shit?!" She tosses the can of expired canned meat and it opens a little and they see the solidified meat and it wreaks and this makes Moxxie faint.
Albert goes over and so does Blitzo to seal the can and contain it within the garbage bag.
Ruth nervously responds. "Y-Yes?"
This shocks them. "What?!" Luna looks to the old lady. "So, when we all come to visit to see our dearest Great Aunt Fucking Ruth, you let Rita talk to you and enjoy some good food, while you feed the rest of us the poison that you keep in your fucking cabinets?! Are you fucking kidding me right now?!"
"I'm more surprised you kids are still alive. Normally food this bad would kill a normal man" replied Blitzo. "Hey, I think I'm gonna keep one as a prank to a certain snake headed asshole."
"Now that sounds like a good idea" replied Millie. She tries to wake up Moxxie who is still out like a light.
Albert is now upset by his sister and her actions. But he keeps his cool. "Alright guys, we still have a ton of sh….. I mean stuff to clean up. Let's get this whole house cleaned." They continue to clean the kitchen, but this is just the start.
(Montage.)
They head to her bedroom which seems like a mess with two weeks of unwashed laundry and she says she has some nice kids send them to the washers store not too far and she pays them. But she has a working washing machine, turns out she's too butt ass lazy to clean her own clothes or even handle folding.
They see every little box and it's more than what Ruth said. They count more than 75 litter boxes and she has to clean it, and fast before more cats use it up. They then see some cat poop hidden under the couch and underneath her armchair. How the fuck does she not know it's down there.
They clean up the bathroom and see more cat shit and tons of hairballs in the trash and even in the bathtub and under the sink, they even found….. A dead cat, which is one of the cats she's been looking for.
They find more cats in the chimney and the whole place wreaks of cat everywhere and they find the attic and inside shocks them the most to find a massive number of cats that have remained hidden for so long, that it's turned into a community and they all race out of the house and they race around the neighborhood. This is bad.
They also find tons of pregnant cats and tons of kittens and other large and old cats, and it got awkward when they see five mother cats giving birth and some of their kittens don't make it, because the female cats are malnourished. This was it, this is the big call.
(End Montage.)
Animal control and police show up and a group of people who deal with hoarders, any kind of hoarders and they speak to Ruth who comes up with some kind of excuse and even blames the demons for this.
But then Albert intervenes that this was his idea to come and see her, after he got a call from a friend of his who lives in the same neighborhood as Ruth and the complaints were getting worse. Why Alfred was get called by his pal? Some kid at the age of 5 was attacked by one of Ruth's cats, and his old friend saw this happen and he knows the cat and who owns it and that kid, is the grandchild of the old guy.
Ruth is in deep trouble. Animal control has no choice but to take away all of her cats and leave her with just one.
They even find that her basement has tons of stuff she has hoarded and there are tons of cats hiding there and most are dead.
Lincoln and the others look at the house being inspected and the cops and animal control going in and out of the house and catching more and more cats.
"So, you think Ruth will invite us to her home next time?" asked Lucy.
"I doubt it, the whole place has been cleaned out and she has to make the choice on the stuff she has left behind and the cats she hoarded" replied Millie. "Also, lad to have you back Moxxie." she pats her husband's back as he barfs into the bucket.
"That. Place… Is, horrible!" Moxxie then barfs into the bucket once again.
"At least the shit storm is over and now we can go back home" replied Blitzo. "And it's nice of those folks to let us keep the expired food she has, Cherri could put this to good use."
Lincoln chuckles. "Hope Sir Pentious is a fan of very old and very smell canned goods, because this shipment has no refunds."
Then Luna has an idea. "We still got the stuff we took from that bastard cheating rich dude right?"
"Yeah why?" asked Loona. Then she realizes. "Well, I guess we can give some of it to the old hag. She needs new stuff and less hoarding stuff."
They then see Albert go towards them. "Well, everything has been sorted out. Ruth is gonna be under house arrest and she'll get a nurse from Sunset Canyon to come over and help her if she needs it, also an issue has been given that she can remain in the house till the summer. Then when summer comes, she's moving into Sunset Canyon, so I can keep an eye on her."
"Now that sounds like a good plan" replied Lincoln. "Also, we were wondering if Ruth would like some new things for her home."
"We got some stuff we took from some cheating rich guy and since he's not around and we blew up his house. We think some of the stuff could go to her instead" said Millie.
"We have too much of the stuff from the cheating rich guy" replied Moxxie. He then barfs again into the bucket. "Oh fuck this is so degrading!"
Albert thinks about this. "Huh, that's not a bad idea. I think we can make that work, but first we gotta clean up the rest of the mess in her house. There might be more cats in the place and the house might not be stable. They said the cat poop made a lot of the houses walls kinda… Not good."
Some cops back up as a portion of the wall collapses and the door frame as well, and it smells of cat poop and they find it inside of the walls. The cats have been sneaking into the walls and leaving their shit in there.
"Yup, this place needs a total renovation" said Lucy.
"And I think we can handle demolition!" said Blitzo who has a stick of TNT and a sledge hammer.
"We can handle that soon" replied Albert.
Then Loona's phone goes off and they see it's a call for a gig. "Guys, we got a client who has a job for us."
They all go over and see what it's all about.
Target: Hudson Bardone – An 18 year old sports jock who is mean and downright cruel. He has been known to beat up the smart kids, break the limbs of his competition, burn cigarette marks onto some teens two year's younger than him and throwing beer bottles at the elderly at the nearest retirement home. Worst of all, he was responsible for raping a young woman, who is his girlfriend and he dumped the body.
This 18 year old gets away with it, because his father is a wealthy business man who does his best to make sure his son gets away with no guilty verdict, by bribing the jury.
Client: Alfonso T. Hernando – An 18 year old who committed suicide when he can't live his life with that bully alive and ruining his social life forever. The woman raped? His 17 year old sister, who is in hell as well and is working for Valentino at his porn studio, it's her job as she also lives with her brother.
Results: The client wants him brought alive and without his limbs so he cannot fight back or even run away. He wants this boy to suffer for all the horrible things he did.
They all smile seeing this. "Well, looks like we know what to do tomorrow after school" replied Lincoln.
Albert reads this and is shocked. "Okay, so I'm not gonna say anything and just leave you guys be with this business and I have to be honest, that college bully has gotta go."
To be continued…
A/N: I decided to make this to ensure Ruth gets the help she needs. Seriously, she needs help and thanks again to "Qazse" for the idea of the next target. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 11/5/20.