Someone's gonna die and when he dies he dies, because I know some of you guys hate this OC from the story "Family of Two" it could get bloody, well it will get bloody and it will do everyone else a favor for him to just go away. Anyway, enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(ARGGH! Studio in Hollywood.)
At the home base of the fake ghost hunting show, everyone there is stressed and keeping an eye out on the crowd outside.
The crew, two producers and the rest of the staff know these folks as the people who have been violet of their privacy by the show so many times. Families who had their homes scouted by the crew just to see the haunting, when there isn't.
Folks who are owner of locations that are actually off limits, and have had these locations being used without permission and nearly destroyed. Because those sites were not sturdy and due to ARGGH! Making their show there, the whole place has fallen apart or took some damage.
Then there's the people who have had the ghosts of their loved ones being mocked when ARGGH! Tried to go to more than 18 different cemeteries and literally disturbed the dead, and also costed the jobs of so many night guards who tried to keep them off the land at night.
A couple of mayor's, state officials and some authorities have come to seize the show and shut down the place for what they have been doing around the country. They also plan to sue the show for what they did, and then coming in is an Abrams Tank? Whoa what?!
But there's one man who's been responsible for this madness and all the things they have done which is breaking the law.
A man with short blonde hair, and is wearing a blue suit and red tie with a white undershirt and black shoes. His name is: Archie Ron Vengerman and he is the manager of the show and the one responsible for the many locations they need for the show.
He has no care for the people they speak to, or the people they even disturb on the location and makes sure the signs are ignored and that they continue with the show no matter what happens and he's also the lawyer of Hunter Specter and as of now, this lawyer cannot get out of this mess he's in and made. He is the man who told the crew to go Royal Woods and confront those demons and make them look like ghosts.
But after that incident, the show has gone into a major hiatus and tons of folks are now going against them.
The man looks through the blinds of his window and he sees tons of people all rallying and calling the show out. He closes the blinds and he looks around his office. "Fuck! What the hell are we gonna do now? Those demons ratted out what we do and now the whole country is against us."
Then a helicopter is heard from above, well ten of them and they don't sound like the usual news choppers. "Shit. I have to get out of here and figure something out. I am going to make those demons pay for this and I can start with those damned children then have!"
He then begins to pack his things. "Need to get out of here and then find someplace to lay low. Then figure something out of this mess, the rest of the people here can burn for all I care." But as he grabs his bag, he has no clue the cameras are out.
He then grabs the cash from his safe and he loads it all into the duffle bag, the cash is more than 55,000 dollars and he also has the images of the staff who died on some of the sets they had and also the recorded footage of how they died. He has kept crucial evidence of the whole thing so he won't get into trouble.
"Alright, got my cash and my phone and everything else…." He stops when he sees someone sitting on his chair and looking out the window. This shocks him, he didn't see or hear anyone come into the room and the door is locked.
"You know, I was kinda expecting some asshole of a man who is responsible for some heinous things that make him worthy to suffer in hell." The person turns around and reveals to be Lincoln Silva Hound and his claws are active. "But when we got a call about a sinner who used to work for ARGGH! Well, that changed the deal and made things a whole lot better."
"How the fuck did you get in here? And what do you mean a sinner who worked for the show?" asked Archie.
"Let's say someone you knew died wants you sent to hell for some helluva torment" said Luna as she steps out of the shadows, and she has her swiss knife ready and her eyes are glowing black with red pupils.
Archie then grabs the gun in his bag, but it's missing. "Looking for something dipshit?" Blitzo stands to the other side of the room and has the gun. "Nice gun by the way, looks like one of those guns used in that Vietnam war thing."
"That's because it is sir" replied Moxxie. He and Millie come from the main doors and they lock it so there would be no way out.
Archie looks around. "Fuck! What the hell do you demons want from me?! Someone help me!"
"Nice try asshole, but no one can hear you" replied Loona. "We set the place on fire and now everyone is making an evacuation, which means no one can hear you yell with the fire and people running around screaming."
"You're not going anywhere and sure as fuck there's no one who can save you now asswipe."
Archie looks around for something, then he grabs the cash. "Here, take it! I'll pay you double for not killing me! Take it!"
They all look to each other. "Nah."
"We have a job to do and we have to make sure that the job is done right, so fuck off mother fucker" replied Lincoln. Lucy appears out of nowhere and she injects the man's leg with a syringe and inside of it is a numbing poison for his legs and he falls to the ground.
Moxxie and Millie then have machetes and they slice off his legs, but he can't feel them and they bleed out.
Lucy then appears again and she injects the man's arms and now he can't feel anything there anymore.
Blitzo places the gun in his pocket and he pulls out a pump shotgun and he blasts both of the man's arms off. Archie wants to screamin, but he can't because he's not been injected in the throat.
Luna then pierces her knife onto his spine and the rest of his back and she even injects some acid to vaporize some of the skin on his back, exposing tons of muscle to the air and acid.
Loona rushes forward and she rips off the lower part of the man, and rips off the skin of his chest and now his heart, lungs and everything else is exposed. Archie is horrified and tries to scream but he can't and then Lincoln steps forward.
"What happens next, is a full on Fatality, bitch!"
Lincoln rears back his claws and he slices the man's head off and then he pulls the heart out and places it into the bag and then he uses another bag to contain the head of the man. "Now that felt good, and darn right bloody!"
"We're not done yet Lincoln." Lucy has a soul orb and the soul of the man comes out screaming and is now trapped in the orb. "Now we're done." They look to the man naked in the orb and screaming for help and begging for release.
What's left of the man is everywhere and then they hear the sound of the alarms of the place. "Well, looks like the fire has reached the most dangerous parts of the building. We should skedaddle before we're sent to kingdom come" said Blitzo. "And I am keeping this gun!"
Lincoln and the others also leave, but then Luna sees the duffle bag and she grabs it and they run off.
(Later.)
The whole place is now on fire and everyone looks around as the fire department arrives to put out the flames.
The demons and kids watch this happen. "Whoa. We did pretty wicked and that was so cool" said Lucy.
"You were amazin' out there just sneaking out of nowhere and giving him some unwelcome doses too" said Millie.
"At least we got what the client wants and we can say we did our job and also did everyone a big favor" said Moxxie. "We should head on home now, and get paid."
"Hang on dudes. Let me do something first." Luna then walks away from the hiding spot and they watch as she places the bag into the car of one of the cops and then she goes back to them. "Done, that bag had all the cash and all the evidence to show what happened."
"Nice one sis, now we dealt some justice" said Lincoln. They all make their way back to the office.
"Shame really, I wanted to use the cash to open up what I wanna make" said Blitzo.
"Blitzo, please don.t" replied Loona. They pass through the portal.
One of the officers sees the bag and looks inside it, she then brings it to the others and they all see what's inside and are shocked at what they have found, and all of them look to the staff and crew and now they're all yelling at them for this.
But then, an explosion erupts from the studio and the boiler of the building is sent flying and heads right for Hunter Specter and the two producers and what do they have to say about this? "Oh shit."
(Hazbin Hotel.)
After giving the client what she seeked, Lincoln and Luna are now at the hotel and with them are Jordan Rosato and her dad? Wait what the fuck?!
Both of them are going around and checking out the place. "Wow. This place is looking busy and I can see tons of sinners and demons wanting to be rehabilitated and some of them kinda look familia almost, like I've seen them in town once before."
He means the teen who once worked at the Supermart and died in the hands of the asshole manager who hates Lincoln. He's there since his target has been killed.
"Well, this is the Happy Hotel and we at the Happy Hotel will do whatever we can to help rehabilitate the sinners so they can go to heaven and live a peaceful life there" replied Charlie.
"The whole place is looking quite nice, though there are some clients I don't see here, like Mrs. Mayberry" said Luna.
"She must still be enjoying tormenting her new friend" replied Lincoln. "Wait till she finishes what she wants to do and then she might possibly come here and try to find some peace."
"Well, while we're here, we should go around and see if we can help out" replied Jordan.
Charlie smiles hearing this. "Thank you Jordan, that is so nice of you! Well, go on ahead and I'll be with you guys soon, I need to go and see if Vaggie needs some help." They all go on to helping the sinners who wanna try to change.
Rick Rosato has a clipboard and he listens to some of the sins and wrong of one of the sinners and this sinner is the one who sought out to torture Donald Trump and is crying from the sins she committed onto her teenage years. The other sinners of the inner circle are there to comfort her,
Jordan and Luna help in seeing how mentally okay some of the sinners are, and they seem to be in good condition and doing well, they even go over and see if Husk was even awake and he's fast asleep and Nifty is just going around the place and cleaning stuff up.
But while they all do this, they have no clue that someone is watching at everyone going around the hotel. "Well, seems like the plan from the big man in the high chair is working and also making such progress. But, there will be failures and when that does happen, then that will be entertainment for me."
Alastor then sees Lincoln talking to Angel Dust and they go to one of the hallways to talk. This makes him tilt his head. "Now what would our striped friend want with the boy?"
With Angel Dust and Lincoln: So, when you finish this big school test, you wanna have a guy's night out on Saturday?"
Lincoln thinks about this. "Well, that does sound like an awesome idea. But I know it won't be just the two of us, who else is coming with us to this guy's night out?"
"Well, we can ask Blitzo and Moxx to be part of it. They could say yes, but it won't be enough and surely Smiles won't be one to be part of what we find entertaining" replied Angel Dust. "So, Yeah I guess it is just some of us. I think I can also get someone else to be part of it too, but it ain't gonna be easy."
"Just as long as that said person does not do anything bad as we go through with this guy's night out" said Lincoln. They pass by Michelle Lewis who kisses Angel Dust on the cheek as she walks by.
"So, you and Michelle a thing now?"
"What? No, not likely. She just comes to me when she needs someone to comfort her, someone to go into her touch and feel the sensation of someone who knows how to show a fucking good time" replied Angel Dust.
Lincoln chuckles. "Classic Angel Dust, still the same old stripper we know and love. I thought you were a woman at first, but then I found out you were a guy, that kinda blew my mind and I was cool with it."
"I get that a lot kid" replied Angel Dust. "Men aren't the only ones I can pleasure, sometimes the women too and especially when my two gal pals need some loving away from the big boss and no, I don't mean Cherri. She's got her own standards and her own likings. We're just best friends."
Lincoln then asks. "So, we're gonna hang out for the guys night in hell right?"
"You know it Linc. We're gonna be spending a whole god damn night in the City I know, love and live and sure as shit we're gonna have a fucking good time" said Angel Dust.
"You're gonna try and hook me up with someone aren't you?" asked Lincoln as they stop in front of Angel Dust's room.
"You know me too well kid" replied Angel Dust. "Let's just say some gal friends of mine wanna see ya and no they won't tell the big boss about ya. They're gonna make sure of it. Just, don't tell your mom, or sister, or anyone else."
Lincoln pinches the bridge of his nose. "Alright, alright fine. But if something goes wrong to shit real fast, then my mom will not hesitate to tear you limb from limb, including the extra limbs you have hidden."
"Message received kid. Now run along now and go help your sister, gal pal and her daddy." Angel Dust hugs Lincoln and kisses his forehead. "Sorry, your mom was right. You are adorable from a tall point of view."
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, I get that a lot from folks who are taller than me." He then walks off back to the lobby.
Angel Dust goes back into his room and he sees his pet demon pig, Fat Nuggets go towards him. Angel Dust carries him and kisses his forehead. "Sure is gonna be one helluva night for us when Saturday comes huh Nuggs?"
The pig grunts and then snuggles into Angel Dust's hug. Then his hellphone goes off. "What the shit now?"
Angel Dust sees the text from his two gal pals, Summer and Dia.
Summer – Hey Angie, I hope you're white=haired friend is looking forward for the weekends, because Dia and I sure are ready to meet him. He looks so cute with that hair on him and I don't mind if he has god blood, to me he seems purrfectly cute.
Dia – I hope he has no girlfriend yet, I would love to see how well he can handle a succubus like me. I could only imagine how temptingly good he would feel, he sure is one calm, kind and courageous kid to stand up to that news reporter bitch. Also, he is from a group of demons who assassinate, you think he can do us some favors? We'll pay sexily.
Angel Dust smirks. "Well, looks like that kid is gonna be doing a whole lot more than just fucking off. He is so gonna thank me for Saturday night."
(Back at the lobby.)
Lincoln makes it in time to see the others on a lunch break and interacting with some demons and sinners about how things have been doing on earth and some of the sinners are the retired staff of the Rosato shipping company.
Rick has so much to tell them, and telling them about their kids who have done a terrific job to the company. These sinners were the old guys who worked for Rick's dad and then passed away, last year and are happy to hear that they're kids have been doing well in the company.
Lincoln then sees Luna walk towards him. "So, what the heck did Angel Dust wanna talk to you about dude?"
"Well, looks like I have a guy's night out this Saturday after we take the big test" replied Lincoln.
Luna chuckles. "Huh, well gotta tell you this because I got the same thing for Saturday, only a gal's night out."
"Who made the idea?" asked Lincoln. "Was it mom?"
Luna nods. "She sent me a message and said that it'll be me, mom, Aunt Octavia, Millie and Sam, but not Lucy. She said she's gonna have a Saturday night Sleepover at Haiku's house."
"Okay, we're gonna need to make sure we don't do something stupid. We may live and adapt to the social lifestyles of hell, but we are not set and ready for whatever shit they have in store for us, especially when it's nighttime in this land" replied Lincoln.
"Then let's make sure nothing bad does happen, or we're both fucked up" replied Luna. They then walk to the others and continue mingle and they even see another client from one of their gigs.
To be continued…..
A/N: Well, someone died and is gonna be enjoying the life of torment, and we're gonna be having a hangout on Saturday, but I will make two chapters, and chances they'll be posted on the same day. One about the girl's night out and the other is the guy's night out. Girl's night out is first and then the guy's night out will be next. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Thank you to "Qazse" for the idea of the hang out of guys and gals.
Angel Dust, what have you done?!
Date made: 11/8/20.