It's time, time to see the hang out between the guys and gals of the demons of I.M.P and some from the Hazbin Hotel. This one is about the girls and they're Night Out, the next one is the boys and yes two chapters in one day. I did this once before with my other stories. I would like to thank "Qazse" for the idea of the gals and guys night out. Enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
Gal's Night Out.
(I.M.P. Headquarters.)
The gals are locked, loaded and all of them are ready for one helluva night out and who are the gals in this? Loona, Octavia, Millie, Nifty, Charlie, Vaggie, Cherri Bomb, Luna and Sam.
They're all in Loona's room and they check what they got. "Alright so we're all ready for tonight and we have what we need?" asked Loona.
"We got the cash we might need, chances we're gonna be doing some buying tonight" said Charlie.
"Weapons, in case things turn bad shit crazy. Because someone might want us dead or worse and I am not letting that happen, so the rest of had better brought some weapons with you" replied Vaggie.
"We got some medical supplies just in case. Vaggie is right, and one of us could get hurt" replied Millie.
"And we have our phones, all charged up and ready for when we need some backup and when I mean backup, I mean some shadowy backup" replied Octavia.
"Alastor will help us when something goes wrong and I am so happy he chose to stay at the hotel and keep an eye on the place" said Charlie. "Weird why Michelle won't join us."
"They have their own priorities and we should get involved. Plus, smiles is not a fan of the whole modern kinda hang out" replied Luna.
"Man! My first night with the rest of you gals and we're gonna get…. I can't believe I'm about to say this, fuck some shit up!" said Sam.
"Yeah! Say it loud and say it proud blondie!" said Cherri Bomb. "And boy are we gonna have one fucking helluva night!"
Loona smirks and she picks up her sling bag. "Alright ladies. Time to head on out, you're all ready for this right? If you girls don't wanna be part of this, then speak now or else get ready to get messed up."
They all don't say anything. "Good, now let's go." They all head out of Loona's room and she makes sure it's locked and then they see the meeting room and hear the boys talk to each other. "Looks like we're headed out first." She then leaves a note onto the receptionists table.
"Okay, so the guys are doing what they do and it's time for us to do what we do" said Cherri Bomb. They all walk into the elevator and it goes down to the ground level.
"I still am curious, who is this other guy that Angel Dust said is gonna join the guys night out?" asked Millie. "Has he any other guy friends?"
"Doubt it, he's not into hanging out with guys, unless they wanna have a good time with him" said Cherri Bomb.
"I do hope Linc will be fine tonight. We know he can fight off anything that comes near him, but I worry about the little dude" said Luna.
Loona places a hand onto her daughters shoulder. "Easy there Lunes. Have faith in Lincoln, he can handle this and I trust him as well. He has some demon friends and like us, they will contact Alastor should something go wrong."
"I worry for what my dad would do when he and Blitzo are alone" replied Octavia.
"Sure wish Lucy was with us, but she's still young and she has a sleepover at her friend's house. If she did join us, then she'd be scarred, or get harmed and I am not having that and neither is Moxxie" replied Millie.
Nifty then recalls something. "Question, did the footage of us performing on stage with that song last week make it to the music stuff on earth?!"
(Outside.)
All the girls are inside of the limo of Charlie and the ones driving are Razzle and Dazzle.
"So, that bitch said that to Lincoln? For reals?!" asked Vaggie.
Luna sighs. "She did. Lori has lost it, all she has in her mind is to be family again, but that could be some kind of disorder in her head and she just wants to get rid of the people who ruined the life we once had. Chances that he lady she killed is here in hell and only a matter of time she calls us to either kill or take Lori to hell."
"If we are gonna capture her, then I wanna watch as she is horrible tormented by the client" said Loona.
"But, if it's a kill." Luna has her knife out and her eyes turn black. "Then Linc and I are gonna enjoy skinning her alive! Then slowly making her bleed and beg for mercy and forgiveness, but she won't get anything, not from me and not from Lincoln!"
They all remain silent and then Vaggie raises her hand. "I want in. Lori sounds like the worst person to let live and if you guys are killing her, then call me."
They all remain silent again and Charlie looks to Vaggie. "Are you sure about this?"
"Charlie, that older blonde bitch is gonna get what's coming for saying those words to Lincoln" said Vaggie.
Then Nifty raises her hand. "Nifty, there's no need for that. Just say what's on your mind" replied Sam.
"Okay, well I was wondering. Where are we going for the Gal's night out?" asked Nifty.
Loona then knocks on the limo driver's window and they all see Razzle. "Hey short stack, take us to Pentagram City, the mall." Razzle nods and he picks up some speed. "Well, now we wait for when we get there. Anyone have any trouble with that?"
"Yeah, why are we going to the mall?" asked Millie.
Loona smirks. "Just wait and see girls, the fun is only beginning." They then drive off towards Pentagram City.
(Pentagram Mall.)
The lights are bright and the party is getting started, there is a fucking party in the mall and the ones performing the songs is Lilith Magne and her band, RESIST.
The gals are shocked seeing this. "How the heck did you know that my mom was gonna be here?" asked Charlie. "She rarely tells me where she's going."
"No spoiler's ladies, now let's fucking party" replied Loona. They all go around the place and they enjoy whatever fun they can inside this unexpected party in the mall. Luna and Sam dance and groove to the beat of this concert, Sam is actually dancing and all thanks to Luna. The rest of the ladies join in and they all see Nifty is crowd surfing. Wow!
They even run into a very familiar who is also partying there, Mrs. Mayberry.
The party keeps going and going, and soon two hours have passed and all of them walk out of the mall and are all sharing some laughs. "Dudes, did you see that demon's face when he got his ass whooped by Vaggie?" said Luna.
"Serves him right for thinking he can hook up with Charlie" said Millie. "You gals alright?"
Charlie is a bit confused. "Yeah, I mean it felt super awkward that happened and then it got intense when Vaggie got involved. Did you really have to do that to him?"
"He was touching you and tried to do something nasty, I had to take action and no one touches you. But I think your mom will handle that one" replied Vaggie.
"Well, that was pretty fun. We came, we danced and we got a few shots" said Octavia. "But the night is still young, so what else is on the agenda?"
Loona chuckles. "Oh, I got a plan." She has her medallion with her and its glowing.
"We're going to earth?" asked Nifty. "Why?"
Loona snickers. "You gals up for a little night out pranks to the folks in the world of the living?" This made them smile, well some of them liked the idea, but some of others did not. So Loona opens the portal they all go through.
While they're gone the mall erupts into chaos and tons of demons flee from the place as the demonic angered voice of Lilith Magne is heard and the sound of a demon screaming in pain. Yeah, that's what Vaggie meant. Never lay your hands, on the princess of hell or there will be, well hell to pay.
(Royal Woods.)
In the world of the living, all the demon gals sneak around as night has fallen and they look around and see no signs of cameras or cops. "Coast is clear, let's move!" said Millie.
They all move out and go to another bush. "So, whose house do we go for first?" asked Cherri Bomb.
"Is anyone gonna get hurt? Because I do not wanna hurt someone" said Charlie.
"Calm down ladies, I got a name of folks I dong like around here, and just to be clear with ya Disney Princess we're not hurting anyone. These are just simple pranks" replied Loona. "Now, let's go!"
(Prank Montage.)
First prank: They toss tons of teepee all over the house of the McBride's and then they place banana cream pies into the seats of their car, just the front driver's seat. Clyde is not there, he's at a sleepover at Zach's house.
Second prank: They knock on the door of the house that belongs to the kid known as Andrew. He opens the door and sees no one. They do it again and he opens and sees no one, when they knock the third time and he opens it, he gets hit in the face by an expired cake and he freaks out and runs back into the house.
Third prank: They place the shadowy image of the Grim reaper in the house of Mr. Grouse, when the old man goes to the kitchen he sees the Grim reaper and he screams and he hits the reaper away and the skull falls off and he looks around for who did it. He fails to hear the laughs coming from the backyard.
Fourth Prank: The Exterminator guy drives around town, looking for some pest to take down, but then a giant cockroach appears on the road and he goes over to vaporize it, but when his car stops and he gets out, he's confronted by a group of large insects and all of them speak. "Murderer. Murderer. Murderer."
The guy screams and he runs back into his van and he drives off screaming like a little girl. The demon gals, and two teens are dressed as the insects.
Fifth prank: They go to the house of Principal Huggins and they use a fishing rod onto the wig of the man and they make it float around and make ghostly sound. "Huggins! I am the ghost wig of the dead dudes who used to have hair! They all want their hair back, now!"
This scares the daylights out of Huggins and he passes out in his office. He's gonna be in the school for a long while.
Fifth prank: They go to Great Lakes City, and they see Ronnie Anne and Carlota trying to prank back the boys Bobby, Carl, CJ and Carlito. So they provide some help and when the cats come in and attack the guys, they make sure the bed room of Carlota was unharmed and when the cats with the boys come out, all of them don't see the catapult.
The boys and cats are launched into the air and they land onto a broken down dump truck, filled with manure and then the cats continue to attack the boys and then all of them have been dowsed with hot water, they need to warm up in the brisk cold night. The cats run off screaming and so do the boys.
That's what they get for trying to prank Carlota Casagrande.
(End montage.)
They're now back in Pentagram City and are on top of a roof and are enjoying some laughs and chatter. All while Cherri Bomb is using an RPG to blast at some tall buildings that belong to demonic mob bosses.
"Man, those pranks were awesome! Sure wish Angel Dust was here to enjoy this" said Cherri Bomb. She then fires another RPG round and it hits the billboard of 666 NEWS. "Any of you gals wanna go at this? Sam?"
Sam is shocked. "Umm, sure." She goes over and she carefully carries this heavy weapon. "Wow. This is heavy."
"Easy hand babe, easy hand. Now just lock onto what you wanna aim and let her fly" said Luna.
"Take out that fucking billboard of that fucker Valentino" said Cherri Bomb.
Sam takes a deep breath and she aims at the billboard and she sends the rocket out, but it misses and takes out the billboard of Vox. "Huh, wasn't Valentino, but still a good take shot. Nice."
Sam is shocked she did that. "Wow! I just fired my first weapon! Oh man, we have to take a selfie!" Cherri, Luna and Sam get together and take a selfie.
The others chuckle at what they did. "All in my life, I have never had that much fun with pranks. My dad and I would do pranks, but that was fun and no one got hurt" said Charlie.
"Like I said, no one was gonna get hurt and this was the best kinda thing I had in mind" said Loona. "The original plan was for us to around and fucking kill some sinners and demons, but this is better."
Vaggie smirks. "Never saw Nifty not go clean happy around the whole thing."
Nifty chuckles nervously. "Well, sometimes I like to clean, but when you girls showed me how fun this night started, the heck I was not in the mood for cleaning. The way we messed up those people and gave them one helluva scare was so thrilling! Especially that Exterminator guy!"
Octavia laughs. "Easy there Nifty, we don't want you blowing up tonight. So, what else is on the agenda, the night is still young, sorta and I know there is an end to this."
Loona looks to all of them. "Who here wants to go and grab a drink?"
(Some bar in Pentagram City.)
All the gals are there and are enjoying the drinks they serve, and they do some cheers to an eventful and great night. Though, Charlie, Vaggie and the two teens don't drink any alcohol and they get something light, usually soda.
"This has been one helluva night and I look forward to the next time we do this again" said Millie.
"We didn't hurt anyone, but it wouldn't hurt to lay some waste to some assholes" said Luna.
"You me both kid." they all see the other lady at the bar is Katie Killjoy and taking her fourth shot at Tequila. "Let me guess, you girls had a gal's night out?"
"Yeah, what the fuck are you here for?" asked Octavia.
Katie sighs. "The fucker I slept with tried to rob me of my things, I took him down and sent him screaming like a bitch. I am gonna go one week without a dick for me, and a good thing I ripped off that guys dick."
They're all shocked to hear this. "Wow. Sorry you had to go through with that" replied Charlie.
"Shut up. I don't need you're sympathy you're highness. I just want that guy to fucking die for trying to steal from me tonight!" said Katie Killjoy.
Just then the doors of the bar are kicked open and coming in is this reptilian demon and his goons. "There she is boys! That's the bitch who killed one of our guys!"
Katie sees this. "Are you talking about that lizard fucker? Well, he had is coming for trying to steal from me!"
"He died from a bleeding out you bitch and now it's time for you to fucking bleed out! You and all these bitches!"
"Hey! They're not with me and I am not with them, so if you wanna go, then let's fucking Go!" Katie enters her true demon form and is ready to brawl.
She then goes into a one versus many fight in the bar, but there's too many to fight. But then one of the demons are shot in the shoulder, by Luna and Sam who both have pistols. "Thought you'd like some backup."
The gals stand with Katie and are looking to all the reptilian demon goons. Luna and Sam with the pistols they have and some knives, Millie has dual pistols that have small daggers attached to them, Vaggie has an axe and Charlie has her pitch fork and her horns are out.
Loona has her claws ready to tear meat and Octavia has a rapier and a dagger. Nifty has a mace and a flail and Cherri Bomb brings out her Tommy guns and a grenade launcher. They are all ready for a fucking fight!
"This does not mean we're friends!" Katie Killjoy hissed to them.
"We know, we're just doing this because this is the best way to end a fucking gal's night out!" said Loona.
They all respond in unison. "A free for all cluster fucking fight!"
Katie smiles and her eyes turn into four. "Then let's fuck shit up!" They all yell and charge in with their weapons hot and they begin to massacre the goons and any other demon who wants to have a fucking fight!
(The next day.)
Luna wakes up and doesn't feel good. "Oh, my head. What the hell happened last night?"
Sam also gets up. "Oh, I have one hell of a migraine." They then stop and look to each other, both are naked and are in her bed. "Did we? Did we do something to each other?"
Luna sees the handcuffs on her and she's handcuffed to her own bed. "Yeah, I think we did. Wow, our first time and right here in hell, in my room."
Sam is shocked beyond at this. "Yeah, wow! Where the heck are the keys to those cuffs?"
(Outside.)
Luna and Sam come out, in their clothes and they see the rest of the demon gal's at the break room and drinking coffee, though Nifty is face first onto the table and snoring.
Charlie is leaning onto Vaggie and both are not feeling well. Octavia's feathers look like some of them are coming off. Cherri Bomb is putting some vodka into her coffee and she just drinks the bottle and not the cup and Loona is drinking her coffee and looks fine.
"How was your morning girls?" asked Loona.
They go over and also have some coffee. "Well, not the kinda thing we both expected. Man, that was one helluva night" said Luna.
"We have got to do it again" said Sam. "Though, I don't recall what happened after we all had some drinks."
"We fought some demons with Katie Killjoy, we won and made those demons think twice and then we had some more drinks, some of us got drunk and we all came back here and whatever happened next, is all a fucking blur" said Octavia.
Cherri Bomb feels like barfing, but she stops it. "Well, looks like one part of pentagram city has less lizard demons, I know which turf I'm gonna go for next."
Luna chuckles. Then she looks around. "Did the guys come back last night?"
"Blitzo sent me a message and said they're at the hotel" replied Loona. "Still waiting for a text from you're… Oh, Lincoln sent a text." They all go over and see what it says.
Lincoln – Mom, Luna don't be mad, but I think I had sex with some women. Two demons and….. a couple other ladies, who aren't demons. I am so, so sorry. I'm coming home.
This makes them go wide eyed and shocked. They look to Loona and Luna who are not amused by this. "He has a lot to explain when he gets back here, and so does Angel Dust!" said Loona.
Then Katie Killjoy comes out of the bathroom and in her night wear. "You're toilet is backed up. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you girls?"
To be continued…..
A/N: That's a gal's night out for ya. They partied, they pranked, they laughed and they fought like true demons! There will be a major explanation after the boy's night out. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Lincoln, you are screwed now!
Date made: 11/9/20.