Someone we know and also hate is gonna fucking die in this one and I don't care how he fucking dies this is gonna be good! Also, a request from fellow reader "Bagnight" I hope this does well man. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(December 21, Royal Woods Exterminators building.)
A dirty yellow van arrives and this van has the symbol of a spider and a red circle warning, which means only one person. Fred Bugihater (The Exterminator from the episode "along came a sister.")
The large man with the goatee comes out and he goes into his building, within the building are some insect heads mounted on the walls, alongside some small animal heads. Those heads look like that from pets
"Dang it. Why aren't there any pests I can deal with? Heck, I'll even handle stray cats, and why are there lots of cops on patrol? At this point, I can't go around and take down all kinds of critters and I hat critters!"
He removes his backpack and he places it onto the station area where it refuels. The Exterminator then sits onto the chair in his office and he turns on the TV. But he sees the news talking about the cultist groups that have been taken down, and they still thank the demons of I.M.P for assisting from the first raid and bringing all the intel they need on these cultists and taking them down.
The Exterminator scoffs at this. "Darn demons, and those kids too. They're all nothing but critters and critters have to be exterminated, like that stupid tall hellhound lady. Dang, if I took her down, she'd look nice mounted on my wall."
But he does not know that someone is on the ceiling and looking at him with red eyes. The man then grabs his burger and is about to eat it, but something drops from the ceiling and hides underneath his desk.
"What the heck?!" The man falls off his chair and then he gets back up and has a bat ready. "Whose there?! Show yourself!"
He then hears a whimper, like a dog whimper. "A puppy! In my building?!" He pushes the button on the bat and it has spikes. "I hate puppies and dogs and pets!"
When he sees the puppy, it was not puppy. "What the heck?" It was a kid, curled up and crying. "Who the heck are you?"
"He's my kid!" Loona then grabs his left arm and he rips it off, she then grabs the bat and she shoves it into his gut. "That's my kid you animal hating asshole!"
The Exterminator stumbles back and he holds his stump where his arm was and sees the boy and the hellhound. "Demons, and the kid! What the heck?!" He then goes to the gas station and tries to grab his gear.
But then someone goes under him and stabs his legs with her knife and then kicks him in the groin. "Not so fast dude, no one hurts my family."
The Exterminator goes down to his knees and growls at them. "You critter lovers! You're all a bunch of freaks and I hate freaks! You and that family, the spider huggers, the animal lovers and every other person in this stupid town who has pets, are nothing more than freaks!"
"When I get my hands on the both of you, I am gonna make sure the bad luck was the least of your problem and that momma of yours is gonna be on my wall!" The Exterminator then smirks. "Her chest first!"
Lincoln is ready to kill this guy, but Luna beats him. She kicks him in the face, and then grabs his head and she repeatedly hits him to the wall. She then grabs the gas tube of his gear and shoves it into his right ear and lets it all through.
She then goes to the stump where his arm was and she pulls out some of the bone within, like the shoulder blade and she uses that to pierce his stomach.
Luna growls and has red searing eyes and she has sharp teeth for some reason. She then uses her knife and stabs the man on the chest so many times, and she doesn't stop till he finally dies.
Lincoln and Loona go over and pull her back. "Lunes! Luna, stop! It's over, he's dead!"
Luna calms down. "What? What the? What happened?" Her eyes go back to normal and she looks to the dead man's body. "Did I do that?"
"Yeah you kinda did. You okay there sis?" asked Lincoln.
Luna takes in deep breaths and she calms down. "Y-Yeah, I am. Sorry, I just… He was being rude and I didn't want someone to talk back to…"
"The family?" said Lincoln. "Yeah, I feel that too sis and sure as heck I wanted to kill him first, but you beat me to it and now he's dead as hell."
Loona goes over and she turns off the gas and rips the head off and puts it into a bag. "Either way, that was ruthless and a bloody kill and he's not coming back. Now we can take this to the client and get double paid."
She then goes over to Luna. "Kid, don't let harsh words get to you, and whatever happened back there, didn't seem like that dark crown had anything to do with it."
Luna sighs. "I don't know what happened back there mom, it was like I went feral or something and all I felt was…."
"Anger?" asked Lincoln. "Been through that too sis, but this makes no sense. Mom's blood does not run through you're veins, how the heck did you guys go hellhound on him as I normally do when I strike?"
Loona gets up and she sees the gas pipe and she breaks it. "Whatever happened, we can solve it for next time. For now, we should bail out of the place." They nod and leave through the back door, Loona then tosses a flare through the window and the whole building ignites into a fiery inferno.
They then walk through the portal through hell and make it back to I.M.P.
Lincoln then gets a call from someone. "Guys, Blitzo and the others."
Blitzo: Hey guys! Alastor came with us good this time, and we caged the asshole's sinner form and we're taking him to the client, you guys get the head?
"We did and we're coming to where you guys are too. See you at the clients place" replied Lincoln.
Blitzo: See you guys there and also, I think Linc needs to go to the hotel as promised. Okay, bye.
Lincoln sighs. "He's right, I should go to the hotel now. See you guys later in the afternoon."
Loona goes over and hugs her son and Luna does the same. "Have fun and don't do anything stupid, she'll keep an eye on you, just as long as you also keep an eye on her. She may have been a client, but she seems like a friend too."
"And when you do come back, then we can talk about the whole curing lots of demon gals thing" said Luna.
Lincoln smiles and hugs them back. "I will be safe, and when we do get back then we can talk about the plan. He then makes a portal to the hotel. "See you guys later." He then goes on through.
Luna then looks to her mom. "Mom, how the hell did Lincoln get the info on the asshole who gave you the syphilis?"
Loona thinks about this. "No clue, but chances Linc did his investigation and had to look for someone who was with me that night it happened, Octavia obviously and then went to the bar and got the info on where that asshole lives, at least the fuckers dead and we can deal with the new issue, of helping those who are suffering as I did."
Luna nods. "But for now, let's take this man's head to the client. Where do they live?"
Loona checks the message again and she's shocked. "Huh, we should've went with Lincoln, the clients live at the fucking hotel."
(Hazbin Hotel.)
Outside the hotel. A female demon is smoking and waits for someone and then she sees the portal open and she sees who it is. "Hey there kid, busy as usual?"
Lincoln chuckles. "Pretty much, good to see you again, Mrs. Mayberry."
Mrs. Mayberry chuckles. "Kid, just call me Mara."
Mara Mayberry is the same size as Blitzo, with red eyes and yellow pupils. She has violet skin, as well as a black torn dress, with an upside down red teardrop jewel on her chest with yellow on the tip. With a dark pink shirt with noticeable stitches. She has the same tail as an imp, but has noticeably purple hooves.
She has pointy ears and red earrings, pink glasses, goat horns, sharp tallow teeth. She also sports messy white hair, with a black scrunchy scarf-like, headband.
Lincoln smirks. "Sorry, but calling you Mrs. Mayberry seems more appropriate for me, I wanna be respectful to you, plus you kinda are a former teacher and I respect you and the kindness you once showed when you were still alive."
Mrs. Mayberry smiles. "Okay then, so we gonna spend some time together in this shitty town of what?" she tosses him a helmet and he catches it and he smiles.
"Wait, you have a ride?"
He then sees her bring a motorbike with a side car out from the side. "Came to hell and got this glory girl, wasn't easy getting her though. Now, let's ride!"
The ride - Looks like a motorbike used by bikers, but it has devil horns on the front and the light looks like an eye and the wheel's rims look like they're made of bones and the sidecar is black and has razor sharp teeth on the front.
"Wow. That is sick, and this is gonna be awesome!" said Lincoln. He hops in the side car and puts on the helmet, which has the patterns of a hellhound. "Ready to rev it up!"
Mrs. Mayberry puts on her helmet. "Let's ride!" They then drive off towards Pentagram City.
A portal opens again and Loona and Luna come out and see the bike ride off. "Huh, they left already" said Luna.
Then Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie arrive and dragging a cage with the sinner form of the exterminator guy. "Hey gang, did we miss Lincoln?" asked Millie.
(Somewhere on the road.)
Lincoln and Mrs. Mayberry drive past so many cars as they go through the city. "So are we just gonna keep driving around the town or something?" asked Lincoln.
"Hang on there kid, now I know you're supposed to spend some time with me, but I think I should be the one to show you a good time today! So hold on to your britches kid, we're gonna have one helluva day!" replied Mrs. Mayberry.
They ride off and cheer as they drive past tons of cars and even cut off Katie Killjoy in her car, because of this she loses control and crashes at the traffic light. Eat on that, bitch!
(A day in Pentagram City montage!)
They go to a nearby bar and have a heck of a brawl with every demon there, no one got killed and in the end the defeated ones paid for their lunch.
They go to the local mall of the place and go around buying some new outfits, and some that seem to match Mrs. Mayberry, and also clothing that looks good on Lincoln.
They go to another bar and have a fight there, and no one got killed, so the demons and sinners there lost and have to pay for their lunches.
They go to the top of the building of 666 News and Lincoln and Mrs. Mayberry drop a bucket of shit water onto Katie Killjoy and a stink bomb on her car and run off laughing.
They go to the nearby café and enjoy some peace and quiet, then they make everyone panic by making the nearby demon crows angry and tossing some bread into the café, this is the same café Alastor once went to.
They go and see what's on the news at the nearby TV store, and see some news on every demon and sinner looking forward to Krampus day, which confuses Lincoln and now he needs answers on the real purpose of Krampus day and what it stands for.
They go to another bar and have another bar fight, but they don't want lunch and just felt like having a fucking fight!
They do meet up with Cherri Bomb and they doorbell prank Sir Pentious at his own home, and even toss water balloons filled with shit water at the guy and some grenades into his home too. Ha!
(End montage.)
Lincoln and Mrs. Mayberry are on the roof of the clock tower of the city and laugh. "So what the heck happened after that one?" asked Lincoln.
"Well, after I bumped into the guy, he thought I was one of Alastor's associates and so I made him feel like it and I scared him off and he literally cried off like a little bitch!"
Lincoln chuckles. "Oh man, I think it's because most of Alastor's associates have this wicked smile, and when you seem to grin it looks like one of his associates. Though, I've never met most of them and I mean, I did meet Husk and Niffty."
"Trust me kid." Mrs. Mayberry then lights a cigarette. "That smiling demon has tons of friends in this hellhole and many of them, are cannibals, such as Rosie. Met her yet?"
Lincoln shakes his head in denial. "Alastor said I'm not ready or something, no clue why but I feel like he has a point."
Mrs. Mayberry smirks. "Darn right, anyone who's anyone in allegiance with the Radio Demon will be a living fear factor to other sinners and assholes in here. They wouldn't dare let a single piece of harm onto someone whose friends with the Radio Demon."
"But you and the rest of your family, are under the watchful eyes and alliance to the Magne family, and sure as shit no one wants to make the big boss king of hell pissed off, and same with his wife and possibly the happy princess of the hotel."
Lincoln chuckles. "Yeah, no kidding." He then feels concerned.
Which, Mrs. Mayberry notices. "Something wrong kid?"
Lincoln doesn't respond, but as a woman who knows kids she can tell something is bothering him. "Something to do with that Alpha Gene thing?"
Lincoln sighs. "Pretty much, and I can only assume that someone told you."
Mrs. Mayberry nods. "Leni told me, she told those she can trust with the secret to not tell anyone, she seems to trust those who are former clients to I.M.P and I am one of them. So, tell me whats' wrong or does this have something else to do with controlling the whole gene trait?"
Lincoln looks away. "Pretty much, I mean I like using the trait when I need to go aggro and go in for the kill, but I need to know how I keep it in check so I don't get other women in bed with me. I fear I might end up doing it to some girl at my age and I don't wanna be the one who does that, I got too many girls who slept with me and I need to know how to…."
"Emotions and inner thoughts." Lincoln looks to the former school teacher. "The trait is linked with your emotions and thoughts. Keep in mind to calm down from getting pissed off or going through romance, and to do that is to use your thoughts and that would be thinking of something that isn't an inner demons darkness and sinful thoughts."
"When you look to girls who are attractive, you think of them as pretty and such, but you need to control the thoughts to think of something else so hormones won't trigger and you won't end up putting a trance to the ladies into having sex with you."
Lincoln thinks about this. "So, I should think of something that won't make me feel like an alpha gene hellhound kid and go for something that….. That makes me feel comfortable and happy."
Mrs. Mayberry looks to Lincoln and smiles. "And what makes you happy?"
Lincoln then goes through his thoughts and he recalls the things that make him happy, and one of them is the love of his older sister, the one he still sees as a true family member and that's Luna.
He then recalls the one other being who he will always see as a family member, or a mother he would always love for as long as they live, and that would be the hellhound who saved him from the diseased blood and his near death, Loona Silva Hound.
Lincoln then sheds some tears and he smiles. "L-Luna….. M-Mom. They… They're the ones who make me f-feel happy." He then begins to cry in his hands and feels grateful for the memories of his sister and his hell born mom.
Mrs. Mayberry smiles and she scooches closer and places her arm around the kid and he hugs her. "Thank you….. Thank you."
Mrs. Mayberry smiles. "You're welcome. I know how kids feel Lincoln, and I know that when they feel troubled, then I do what I can to make them feel better."
She continues to let the kid hug her, as she looks to the sky. 'Looks like the lessons from Leni worked, I feel I can be redeemed for what I sinned. But, this kid feels like family to me along with those who helped bring that bitch to suffer in this place.'
They both stay like this, and enjoy the brisk night of hell. Lincoln has found a way to maintain control of what seemed to be hard to control.
Then Mrs. Mayberry thinks. 'Maybe soon, I can ask Lincoln if I can go and see….. Where his town is, just to see how folks are doing these days.' She then strokes his white hair and feels proud for helping him find control at his hellhound gene traits.
To be continued…..
A/N: Killed off the mean Exterminator guy and through this, Lincoln can be able to control his Alpha Gene trait, I know most of you have been asking for the whole fucking issue of Lincoln having sex, which I was gonna fucking ignore, but it won't fucking go away and so I needed to fucking put it on hold for everyone to stop fucking pointing it out, so I hope you guys are fucking happy, because sure as shit to the fucking hells I'm happy no so what the fucking to shits is this gonna fucking lead to now? As one of the reviewers said, this is a fictional story so why fucking have a fucking review war, so I hope this fucking to shit ends that fucking ass issue. Leave a fucking review on what ya'll think.
I can name one person who seems to be in the complaint thing and has no account to talk to me. Fuck it.
Thank you "marvelomac1010" for the target to kill and to "Bagnight" for this chapter involving Mrs. Mayberry. You guys rock, as awesome readers, reviewers and idealists.
Krampus Day is coming soon guys, so I think it's time for a new fucking explanation to it. The reviewer who pointe that one out so, you happy now dude? Are you?
This is a fictional story guys, please recall that one. Who knows? Maybe I'll add a name into the kill for I.M.P and I shouldn't reveal who it is, but I know some of you know who it is. Emperor Void knows who might be next for the kill zone.
Date made: 12/8/20.