The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

447. Terrible Pun

Title: Terrible Pun

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Team implied

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 317 – Mammoth at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Gwen doesn't get puns.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: My seventh (and final) drabble for this challenge. This one's a bit of a stretch. Apologies!

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Wanderer: Thank you! Ianto is very happy.

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Over lunch, Gwen regaled the team with the tale of the moth that had got into her flat last night.

"It was horrible, fluttering around the lights, bumping into walls. I was scared it would get caught in my hair! It took Rhys nearly half an hour to catch it and put it outside. I really hate moths, especially the big ones, and that was the biggest one I'd ever seen. I'm not joking; it was huge!

"Maybe it was a mam-moth," Ianto teased.

Gwen just looked at him, frowning.

"What?"

Ianto rolled his eyes.

"Never mind, bad pun, sorry."

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The End