Title: Mystery Solved – Sequel to 'Deductions'

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Exactly what the title says!

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For one of the prompts I didn't get around to using for tw100's challenge 316 earlier this year. I've dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use. The final part of my silly little five-part drabble series. Prompt at the end.

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They read the last words in the diary.

'If you're reading this, don't panic.'

"Well, that's comforting."

"Someone's been reading Douglas Adams."

The American gave him a funny look.

'Your names are Ianto Jones and Jack Harkness.'

"Hello, Jack."

"Hi, Ianto!"

'You haven't lost your memories.'

"Could've fooled me!"

'Not permanently. It's a temporary side effect.'

"Of what?"

'You accidentally downloaded an alien database into your heads; the human brain can't hold that much data. Your memories will return in a few hours, take the day off.

The Doctor.'

"Huh! What now?"

"We could go back to bed?"

"Good plan!"

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The End

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A/N2: Title used is 'Last Words'