Holy shit! Holy shit guys! This is gonna be so good, so awesome and someone is going to die horribly as I did with some other bastards through the target and client attack and kills! Also, we're gonna see how the others are doing at the camp. Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(May 12. Somewhere outside of Hollywood.)
A woman screams in horror as she's dragged into the bathroom stall of a truck stop, and there are tons of dead folks all over the place. Someone snuck in and went on a murder spree and shot everyone in the place, and is now taking the female employee of the place to the bathroom stalls.
Who is this guy? Andy Serkis, He has lost his mind! Now he's on a blood bath murder marathon, and thinks he can do what he wants, and now he wants this woman.
"Come here, bitch! You and me are gonna make a retarded baby!"
The woman struggles, but the man uses a crowbar and he pierces the skin of the woman at her leg and drags her, she screams for help and begs for someone to save her, but the man then punches her in the face and then he begins to rip her clothing off.
"I am going to enjoy making you give birth to my damned retarded…." Andy Serkis then chokes when something pierces through his chest. He then sees a large metal pole colored red through his right area and then someone lefts him up.
That someone is Loona. "What's up motherfucking bitch?!" She then kicks him off the pole and he hits the wall face first.
Luna and Lucy come in and help the woman, and they tend to her wounds and sees how messed up she is from the attack. Andy Serkis gets up and he pulls out a gun, but then a chain and spear impales his dick and balls, and he screams in pain and he's dragged out of the bathroom stalls.
Loona smirks and she goes outside and sees what's going on. "This is gonna be so fucked up."
Luna and Lucy continue to help the woman, but they see something they didn't notice, she has a critical wound on her stomach and she's already bleeding hard, and then the woman hands them a note that needs to go to…. Her only son.
Luna and Lucy are shocked and they see the woman slowly close her eyes and she's no longer alive, they then go outside and see that Blitzo is on a motorcycle and he's driving around the main road as he drags the man and the face of Andy Serkis is getting decimated by the pavement at such speed.
Blitzo laughs as this happens, and then Moxxie and Millie lay down some tire spikes, and Blitzo along with the motorbike jump to avoid the spike strip, but Andy Serkis is not is lucky and he screams in agony as his eye balls have been severely ripped off.
Loona then looks to Luna and Lucy, and they hand her the note. Loona sees this and looks to the duo. "She died mom, and this is for her… Her only kid."
Loona is surprised to hear this and same with Moxxie and Millie. Loona then hands the paper to Luna and Lucy, and she sees Blitzo driving fast, and she grabs a chainsaw and as Blitzo drives by, the hellhound starts the chainsaw.
As soon as they pass by, the legs of Andy Serkis have been split from the body, and then Loona grabs the man, and she slams him to the pavement. The hellhound then pulls onto the skin on his back and she rips off the muscles on his backside and then she drills the chainsaw into his spine and splits the man in half.
Loona then pulls onto his arms and rips them off and she grabs the man's head and she grabs a crowbar and she skewers it through his brain. Luna then uses her knife and she pierces it through the man's throat and then they rip the head off and stuff it into the bag.
They look to Loona who is pissed off, and then Blitzo arrives and parks the bike, and then it goes on fire for some reason. Loona then hands them the sack and she pulls out a combat shotgun and opens a portal to hell. "Make sure her kid gets the note, I'm gonna join Cherri Bomb in hunting down a sinner."
Loona goes through the portal and then it closes. The rest of I.M.P look around the carnage this man committed. "Well, I'll tell ya one thing. Those guys in Hollywood are gonna be happy for what we did for them" said Blitzo.
Lucy looks around the place. "We avenged the dead, and we'll get paid too. Chances the client will be told about this, and she'll have a reason to torture that retarded jerk from Hollywood."
"I did hear that they plan to replace the scenes from that Star Wars movie, have a different person portray the man named Snoke or something that shit, don't know who's gonna be taking those scenes, but Andy Serkis is not gonna be placed to the credits once they remake or remaster the film."
Luna scoffs. "That retard deserves it, and a part of me wants to hunt down every last asshole who ever respected him, a bunch of fucking cunts." Then they hear Blitzo's phone yell and see whose it from.
Blitzo smirks. "Wow. Looks like we're on a roll here folks!" Delilah sent them another message of another kill request.
Client: Jacob Martin – A man who wants to be a singer, songwriter and author, but had to do some shady deals to make that role happen, and then gave up on those deals and left, but when he got the role he wanted at a big play at a grand theater, someone jealous decided to remove him from the picture.
Target: Justin "Pear" Marsden – Someone who is jealous, upset, pathetic, weak, and has no morale on hard work or done anything good in their life, and was once a critic who was fired due to harassment and racist acts.
He tries to get under the skin of other folks, and if that doesn't work, he will cause harm and eventually kill them. He's known for many murders, but no one has figured out who did those crimes.
Results: Kill this dumb fucker crybaby and rip off his skin before doing so, take a video of the whole thing and the payment will be double, tripled if you bring forth the head.
Moxxie smirks. "At this point, I.M.P will be the most talked company in all of hell." They open the portal back to hell and go through, and right before te paramedics and cops show up.
( Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore Camping Grounds.)
Now we go to the camping grounds and Lincoln is in his orange swimming trunks and he puts on some shades and looks to the sun making the whole place a good day for some sand boarding!
Normally he would have his friends be part of this, but they all seem to be very busy with their own activities, so he's cool doing this on his own.
Clyde and Richie are both making jam out of cherries, and they get help from Chloe and Emma. Stella and Jordan are riding dune buggies, well riding with Sheryl on her dune buggy, and who knew she could ride one.
Then we have Liam, Trent, Tabby and Giggles in the lake and sailing with Charlie helping them out, but then Giggles falls into the water, and she just laughs at her own folly.
Rusty and Lance are both relaxing by the shores of the lake and then they see Flat Tire and Poppa Wheelie bail out of the water as they're now being chased by a group of snapping turtles and so Lance and Rusty also run for it.
Zach and Hassan are both roasting marshmallows, and are soon joined by Emma, Paige, Dennis and Patrick, but they do see the cream on Dennis's arm, he went hiking in the woods and didn't know he touched poison ivy.
Lincoln smiles seeing all of this happens and then he spots his bunkmate, Morpheus underneath the shade of a tree next to Haiku and Persephone and they begin to write a poem about their trip, then the sail boat goes by and Charlie calls them to come and join in the fun.
The Goth's recall her, and decide to ignore her entirely.
Lincoln chuckles. "This is turning into one awesome day." He then begins to board down the sandy hill, and he does so as if he's surfing, but then he loses control and he ends up on the water. "Huh, didn't think this would float."
"Lincoln, heads up!" He then sees a jet ski pass by, and riding it is Cristina. "Grab the rope!" Lincoln sees the rope moving by him and he grabs it, and now he's not doing a sand board thing, he's doing a lake boarding thing.
Turns out, Cristina Éclair knows how to ride it on the jet ski, and she got that one from her dad. R.I.P to him.
"Now this is so awesome!" Lincoln then sees next to him racing by the sands is Sheryl with Jordan and Stella and they all have determined looks. "Let's see who can reach the old oak tree of the camping grounds!"
"Oh it is on, sugar!" Sheryl cranks it up and pops a wheelie and this makes Jordan and Stella cheer. Cristina sees this and she smirks, and so she picks up the speed and they race back to the camping grounds.
Passing by Charlie and the others in the sail boat. "Now that is how they have fun, this is nice." Charlie then recalls something. 'I hope the others are doing okay back at the hotel.'
(Hazbin Hotel.)
Alastor has just come into the hotel after a nice stroll, he then sees Lori and Vaggie going through some stuff that has to be done, and Leni helping a sinner speak his issues, and then he spots Angel Dust flirting with Husk and then Summer and Dia help tease the winged-cat demon.
But it's Summer who is teasing him more, and Husk does what he can to ignore the female cat demon, and then Niffty races by and cleans the table and she sees the Radio Demon. "Welcome back from you're stroll Alastor!"
Alastor smirks. "Just another normal day here at the damned hotel."
Then Vortex walks by him. "Sup, Radio Demon dude." He then goes over and helps Michelle with the heavy load of laundry and this makes Alastor less than pleased.
'Still have to get used to that…. Dog, but he means well to everyone and so I will try my best. But in the meantime, I should see how my latest victim is handling, and then see an old friend of mine from out of the city.'
Alastor looks towards Leni and Lori. 'Not yet, when the time comes, then I shall show them and the rest of the former louds my associate from out of town and I'm sure they'd be shocked to see former family.'
Day 2, and still to be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: A god damn good kill. A Fucking good kill, which felt so fucking good to make and kill the shit out of that guy! Will he come back? No! Maybe, as a dead experiment by Tannins perhaps, and anyone guess who the associate of Alastor might be? I know some of you have figured that one out already. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
Anyone know who this new little "Pear" bitch is who is going to die? No, well I wanna say thank you to "Marvelomac1010" for this new client and target conflict and thanks to helping me end that retarded dumbass son of a bitch!
This "Pear" person, well thanks again for informing me, who is actually someone from the "reviews" area, this is going to be god damn to fucking shit hell bloody! Oh fucking shit, I am loving this baby! Let the massacre begin!
Date made: 4/16/21.