Like the last chapter, somebody is gonna die in one bloody and wretched way, and this retarded son of a bitch is so going to pay for his actions, and I.M.P is going to settle this their way, , and then we take a look at how things are going at camp. Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(May 13, somewhere in Springfield, Illinois.)
We now go to some random theater where someone is getting ready for his major role in whatever bullshit play is going on, and who is this motherfucking cunt? Justin "Pear" Marsden. No clue why his dumbass friends call him pear, but who fucking cares.
The man then reads his lines and he smirks. "Alright, now that the lines are read and this is shitty, I guess it'll be show time for me tomorrow and then I'll be the one on top and no one else, and if any of those asshole actor pals here try to outdo me, then I'll off them too!"
He then looks to another roll needed. 'Well, this will do indeed. If I can ace this performance in front of the talent hunter when tomorrow hits, then I will make it to Hollywood and I'll show everyone that I, Justin "Pear" Marsden am the better man in acting and all of the world!'
'I managed to fuck off that retard who thought he could have the roll, but now that he's gone for good, I can do whatever in my power to take everything and ruin others, just as I ruined those other wannabe authors and tormented those other damned businesses!'
The man then goes to his wardrobe and scoffs at the stuff there. "Damned people here have no clue how to get the right clothing for… Wait, what the fuck is this?" He sees this furry tail sticking out of the closet, but then he sees it move. "Wait, what?!"
Then the hellhound comes out from the closet and she grabs the man by his neck and then throws him to the wall and he tries to get up, but then Moxxie and Millie stab machetes onto his arms and he's not pinned to the wall.
"What the fuck is going on?!"
Blitzo then comes down. "Yeah, what the fuck is going on? Well, right now we're going to skin ya alive, and then bring you to the asshole you screwed up."
The man scoffs. "Ha! So what? I'll manage to come back, and be a sinner and do whatever I…."
"Yeah, that won't do with this thing." Luna has a soul orb in her hands. "The client gave us some last minute notes and he wants your soul, so get ready for a very deep and horrible torment in the bowels of hell!"
Lucy then comes over with a camera. "The client also wants this recorded."
Justin "Pear" Marsden was now scared. "No, no. No, please no! Don't do this, please I beg you! Please stop, let me live! I'm so sorry!"
Loona smirks. "Wow, what a fucking crybaby. Well, this should be fun, so. Don't fuck up your soul you dumbass!" She then sinks her claws into his shoulder. She then looks to the two imps. "Screw him up."
Moxxie and Millie smirk, and they grab some katanas and they slash the skin off the back of the man and he screams in pain, and then Blitzo does the same to his legs and then Loona sees that it's her turn.
Her eyes glow and she growls, she then tightens her grip onto the man and he just cries and begs for this to stop. "Stop? Well, alright bitch!" She uses all of her strength and she pulls off the skin off the man. His eyes are shocked and he tries to scream, but he sees that all of his skin and his clothing are gone.
Justin "Pear" Marsden sees that his muscles and flesh have been exposed, then he makes this shrill scream from what has happened to him, and then Luna and Lucy toss salt onto him and he screams in agony.
"Damn, this guy is so fucked!" said Blitzo. He then shoots off the lower part where his dick would be, and then he throws a knife and it lands onto the skinless man's neck. He begins to cough off blood.
"Nice shot sir!" Millie then throws her machete and it pierces through the man's neck as well, and then Moxxie throws his machete and it does the same.
Loona goes over and smirks. "Say hello to your new life, bitch!" She looks towards Luna who uses the orb, and the soul of the man gets sucked into the orb, and then Loona grabs the man's lifeless head and she pulls it right off. "Alright, time to dump this fucker."
Lucy nods and she opens the portal with her medallion, and then Loona kicks the corpse through the portal and it falls into where all the cannibals reside. "Enjoy the meal!" The portal then closes.
Loona tosses the head towards Moxxie, and he catches it with the sack. "There, and now we're gonna get paid double."
"Tripled baby!" said Luna with cheer. "We got the whole thing on video."
"Quadruple the fucking payday bitches!" yelled Blitzo. "We have his soul too, and now we're gonna be so fucking rich!"
"We've been already rich for some time, sir." Lucy then turns off the video camera. "Let's get this stuff to the client, and then we can celebrate this stuff, and let's not forget we send a message about what we did to Lincoln too."
Loona smirks. "Yeah, kinda feels like I miss him for not being around."
Luna goes over and she places a hand on her mother's shoulder. "Take it easy mom, Linc will be fine. He's having fun there, mom. Let him enjoy it, and recall that he can call, text or video chat us."
Loona chuckles. "Yeah, that is true and I do plan to do that. I really do miss him." They then walk through the portal, and they managed to get out of there before a bomb went off. Wait what?
Whoa! What the fuck just happened?! Well, someone who is an enemy of Justin "Pear" Marsden and he wanted revenge and so he rigged the theater to blow, and luckily it was just Justin "Pear" Marsden inside and now the place is blown to smithereens with all evidence if that man was even there, but who the heck rigged the place with a damned bomb?!
I guess we'll never know.
( Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore Camping Grounds.)
The day is looking quite peaceful for everyone, as we see Lincoln and Jordan by some beach blankets by the shore of the lake, and the duo watch as everyone else is doing some more camping activities and they even enjoy the delicious muffins Clyde and Chloe made.
Jordan sighs. "This sure is nice, huh?"
Lincoln chuckles. "Yeah, it is. I mean, this is the third day of camp and were still having so much fun and no trouble at all. Sure would be nice to spend this kinda stuff with the family."
Jordan then looks towards Lincoln. "You know, maybe when summer does hit, you could try and have a camping vacay at that time. Also, you guys ever thought about going to Dairyland Amoosement Park yet? I mean, Octavia and Stolas have went to Loo Loo Land, and Lu Lu world, right?"
Lincoln thinks about this. "Hmm, well a camping trip would be a chill idea. But that would mean that we might end up hunting, since Blitzo would want that, and possibly Millie. The Dairyland thing, we should talk about it, and I do have this idea."
"Once we finish talking things out with Stolas and Stella and their relationship issues, then perhaps they would love to spend some time along with Auntie Octavia at Dairyland Amoosement Park. That is a full proof plan, to help rekindle the fun they once had."
Jordan smiles. "That does sound like a nice thing to do, and I feel bad for Octavia going through this ordeal her mother and father have, this almost sounds normal when it comes to Royalty. Maybe a psychiatrist could help."
"And that goes with the other plan" said Lincoln. "We convince them to talk with someone who Clyde knows. Dr. Lopez, and I hope that one could work."
Jordan nods. "Now that does sound like a good idea. Also, we already made the plan, and next week on Friday we're gonna have the sleep over, and yes Summer and Dia are gonna get involved." She seems less amused saying those words. "We still have to be cautious when Velvet gets involved, and then Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb."
Lincoln is not surprised by this. "Well, I hope things go well, but if things go bad then you know who to call."
Jordan nods. "I know." She then kisses his cheek, and this makes Lincoln blush. "We should really go on a date next time."
Lincoln chuckles. "Yeah, and I got that one planned."
"That is so sweet!" They then see who said that, and its Charlie and she's sitting next to the duo. "Sorry, it's just that I overheard and thought it would be nice to talk to you both."
Lincoln chuckles. "Good to see ya too, Charlie. How're you doing today?"
Charlie grins. "Having so much fun! This is day three of being here and I have never felt so happy to be the one to help keep an eye and guide these little future minds of the world! This is something I will never ever forget and if they want me to do this again, then I am so going to say yes!"
Jordan chuckles. "Kinda nice to see you enjoying this, are you're parents aware of this?"
Charlie nods. "They are and they know that this is something I would love to do and they trust me to being here and having some fun. Like how they have trusted me with Leni being my kid and now Lori, and she is so loving being part of the whole Magne life alongside myself and Vaggie."
"Leni is also happy for having Lori back as her sister and…" She realized what she had just said and she looks towards Lincoln and is now concerned. "Oh, sorry about that. I didn't mean to…"
"No, no. It's all good, Charlie." Lincoln then looks to the sky. "I know things aren't as good as they were back when I was in a big family, but we're still related and we still see each other as family, but not to those who have done some wrong to everything that's been going on."
They can hear the anger within his voice, and they know who he means.
Charlie then speaks what she wants to say. "Linc, I understand what you're going through, and though I should tell you to give them a chance. I did hear about what Lisa, Rita and Lynn Sr did, and I guess… They don't deserve any second chance."
They look surprised at what she had said and look to the princess from hell. "Sorry, I never have said that before, but Lisa tried to wipe everyone's minds and that would've done some dangerous side effects and killed so many people!"
"Rita tried to kill you, and then kill Loona, and then kill anyone else and possibly the rest of your family and kidnap you and force you to be her son again, and then there's…. There's that…." Charlie's eyes begin to glow red and her horns begin to appear.
Jordan is freaked out, but not Lincoln. He's seen this before. Charlie then calms down. "Sorry, I just…. He kidnapped Leni! Tried to get her to tell him where Lori was, they would've tried to attack the hotel, even though they would end up dead first… But, kidnapping my little girl is something that crosses the line!"
Lincoln nods. "I get what you mean." they then look to the lake and watch as everything is going well. Then they hear this low growling sound and Jordan and Charlie look to the other side of Lincoln and they see a large white wolf laying down next to him.
"Yeah, I knew this big guy was here and don't worry guys, this gal is a friendly and so are the others."
Large wolves have entered the area and the rest of the campers are shocked to see large wolves everywhere and some of them seem nice and lick Clyde's hand and then eats a muffin.
Lincoln then yells. "Guys, don't panic. The wolves are friends of mine, or I think my mom sent them."
Now this is something they all have to get used to now, but the Goths' smile and say only one thing. "Wicked."
Day 3, and still to be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: Haha! That guy died! So fucking dead and that was funny too, oh man I loved that and it reminded me so much of "Silent Hill." It also seems like they got some friendlies in the area, and in the form of the Timber Wolves, and also a new kind of wolf pack, Dire Wolves. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
And again, thank you very much Marvelomac1010 for this kill onto this bastard target, this felt as good as the last one, damn to fuck this is awesome dude! Anyone else got someone to kill? Then PM me, reviews won't fucking count. Hehe.
Date made: 4/16/21.
