陀思妥耶夫斯基捡到了一只由太宰治变成的猫，配对见标题

A few months had passed since Fyodor has been defeated and now Mori wants his promised member.

/Isn't He That One Dead Actor? (Holy Shit, Dazai, How Many Assassins Do You Know?)/ One day Dazai suddenly has multiple guests come in all at once. The ADA isn't even surprised anymore, even Sigma is used to it. They are, however, surprised that these are the ones Dazai wants to throw hands with!

Nikolai loves Sigma the way a dog loves its favorite chew toy — and he hates Fyodor the way a popcorn-thrower hates a B-movie. Sigma's known this from the start. / Sigma/Nikolai, Sigma introspection, angst. / Reupload from Ao3, originally posted on 11/4/23. Cover image by @RanrindoS2 on Twitter.

This is the first Halloween Chuuya gets to spend with Aya so they go trick or treating together with Dazai bound to join them later on. However, Chuuya runs into an old acquaintance who just so happens to be the mom of a kid from Aya's kindergarten class.

Gather around, kids, because what I'm about to tell you isn't just a story about prophecy. It's something that really happened. I used to think that this was my story, but it was not. I was actually just part of that story. Part of unveiling destiny's secrets.

论双箭头和同床异梦共存的可能性。

Poe is in his third year of high school and has a side job in a flower shop. One day, Rampo comes in and asks how to curse someone’s existence with a bouquet of flowers. Later, they get paired together for a social studies assignment. What could come of this unlikely friendship? Read to find out! Based off of a prompt on tumblr, details inside.

Monsters aren't real ... Right? Well, Lovecraft apparently didn't get the memo. The ADA are kind of sick of Dazai's visitors.

4 years ago Dazai made the call to send Chuuya away from the darkness of the port mafia. Now the two ex-partners are on two different paths of life but rumors of a weretiger in the slums of Yokohama may be enough to unearth the dark history of Dazai and perhaps give him a happier ending. A p.m dazai AU with little brother Atsushi vibes

SKK stuff, what would you expect?

Atsushi Nakajima y Ryūnosuke Akutagawa se llevan como vulgarmente dirían "perros y gatos". O al menos así fue hasta que Atsushi descubrió la nueva y mortífera enfermedad que azota a su rival. Aferrado a no dejarlo morir, Atsushi hará cualquier cosa para ayudarlo aunque eso signifique salir con él... ¿Y darle besos? Post-Arco Decay of Angel. Hanahaki.

The geniuses of the ADA, for once, are the most surprised when a certain someone brings spicy curry to the office so Dazai would take care of himself

I don't own the original manga so don't kill me if you don't like it. Dazai won't have suicidal tendencies since I changed a lot of stuff in his past and I don't know him. So I created a new one that will have a lot of space when the Guild appears. I hope you like it and I make sure to make an effort so that it sticks a little to the manga. Tag: Mom Dazai, Fyozai, all x Dazai,

"Stay away from her," demanded Chuuya as he grabbed Mio. "I can try," Dazai hummed. "That's up to Mio." "You had no contact with her the past two years," spat Chuuya. "Try a little harder." - Or - Ito Mio is one hell of an informant for the Port Mafia. Her relationship with Dazai is hella complicated. Chuuya is her adopted older brother.

Somehow, being a person literally created from the Book is not the strangest descriptive one of Dazai's guests have had so far. The ADA is losing all hope for humanity at this point. Sigma just came for the cookies.

Sigma, es un estudiante introvertido que no se destaca en nada y convive el día a día con normalidad, siendo un "fantasma" más en su salón. Hasta que su rutina se ve cambiada con la presencia de una estudiante, cuya popularidad es alta y es admirada por los demás. Ella tiene un objetivo en mente y Sigma deberá decidir. [Fem!Dazai x Sigma] [Sin Poderes/Modern AU]

As if androids, former demon vessels, zombies and filthy rich grandmas weren't enough, the ADA learns one of Dazai's associates is a CAT. And they can COMMUNICATE?

Atsushi Nakajima murió con diecinueve años una noche de carnaval, hace ya muchos años.

Osamu menjalani hidupnya yang kelam sampai ia bertemu dengan mataharinya, seorang gadis yang hanya bisa tertidur berkat kemampuan No Longer Human. Dengan kata lain, Osamu harus terus memegangnya agar Si Gadis dapat terlelap. / AN: Dazai x OC, alur canon (manga dan novel) sehingga berpotensi spoiler, agak slow-burn. / Update chapter 29.

A man dressed for basically arctic weather shows up at the ADA asking for Dazai. They're not sure why they're even surprised anymore that this man was basically a zombie.

…the way he's lacing his fingers through Fyodor's stringy hair, his floppy bangs, fondly noting the way the top of his head gets mussed from his stupid ushanka… yeah, his moments of dull morning peace are anything but to the people he actually cares about. / Dazai is better than this. Or — well, he wants to think he is. / Dazai x Fyodor / Crossposted from Ao3, from 9/18/23

Soukoku goes on their first undercover mission. Chuuya finds out what it's like to be a real boy. He's not happy about this find, thugh. It's all Dazai's fault! Starring Femzai and Simp!Chuuya!

Comme dans toutes les entreprises, les membres de la mafia portuaire devaient suivre des règles. Des règles universelles, mais aussi des règles particulières, applicables seulement avec certaines personnes. Chuuya était une exception aux règles du démon prodige. Dazai, lui, n'a jamais été sujet de ce système terriblement rigoureux.

Porque sus cajones estaban llenos de cuchillas y él, a diferencia de Dazai, no utilizaba vendas para ocultar lo que en realidad pasaba.