Title: A Fezzy Tale

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Nosy

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nope.

Summary: Ianto spots something a bit strange in the Hub.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: This one's for KitandMip. Prompt at the end.

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Passerby: Oh yeah, they're just not innovative enough for his tastes! Office supply stores, hardware stores, craft shops and supermarkets have much better stuff if you have as good imagination. You can get the basics at an adult shop, but beyond that it's all about improvisation ;)

Thank you!

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Ianto was busying himself around the Hub when he spotted something odd. He was so busy looking that he would've walked into the wall if Jack hadn't stopped him in time.

"Whoa there, eyes front when walking! What were you looking at?"

"Hmmm? Oh, Nosy. Is that a Fez it's wearing?"

"Huh. Looks like it. That's odd, wonder where it found a Fez."

"Who knows?"

"It rather suits Nosy, don't you think?"

Ianto looked thoughtful.

"Strangely enough, yeah."

Nosy slithered past, humming happily.

It really liked the new hat the man in the bowtie had given it. Fezzes were cool!

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The End

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A/N2: Prompt was 'Someone wears a Fez'