Time to discuss about the whole thing that everyone in hell has been murmuring about, which is the whole title of what Lincoln and Luna have agreed to deal with, and this is the second time they're gonna talk about this with two sinners whom they find annoying. Enjoy Reading this Folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Announcement in Hell."
(August 9, Royal Woods.)
Right now, the following folks are gathered at the Rosato mansion, why? Because they're ready to see what the news is all about, but this is no ordinary news.
For the Rosato Mansion only, they have access to the TV channels from Hell, and they only go the non-dangerous and the non-cursed channels and 666 NEWS is one of them. Now, let's see whose there to see what this is all about.
Jordan, Rick and Jesse Rosato, Sam Sharp, Stella, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Maria, Clyde, Chloe, Liam, Zach, Giggles, Tabby, Mollie, Sadie, Kat, Trent, Joy, Lance, Artie, Paige, Emma, Renee, Cookie, Jenny, Flat Tire, Chad, Richie, Patrick, Dennis, Rocky, Luan, Mara Mayberry, Lisa, and Caroline Linnaeus, Bobbie Fletcher, Lana, Jackie and Mandee, Carol, Beatrix, Cristina and her mother, Belle Éclair, Chunk, Mazzy and Sully, and even StoneHeart and Merris.
Jordan knows one thing, that this is it. 'Alright, so this is where it stands to be said and made. Time to see what the choice of Lincoln and Luna is. To know what they have to say about this whole overlord thing.'
While those in the Hazbin Hotel are watching the whole thing from where they're on, and even Alastor is watching the picture show with everyone else to see what the news is all about. Even those around hell, and at the Burlesque studio are looking forward to what Lincoln and Luna have to say.
Lucifer, along with his queen, Lilith are watching this from the palace.
A lot of them have so much to look forward to, and most are concerned or excited.
Charlie. 'I hope they know what they're doing. I don't want them to get harmed by any other demon who might come after them.'
Leni. 'Lincoln… Luna, please don't make some bad choices. This is hard enough, because I don't want you guys to be the main center of more trouble to come…. I hope you two know what you're doing.'
Velvet. 'Either they choose yes or not to be overlords, it doesn't fucking matter. I will always be there for them, as they're good friend. I hope they know what to do, heck I can handle this overlord shit title.'
Alastor. 'This seems like some ridiculous and quite the total obsolete way for everyone to be looking forward to. But, this is all about Lincoln and Luna Silva Hound, and I for one wish to know more about what they have chosen. Things have been, a bit tense… This should be entertaining.'
Lucifer. 'This is going to be very… interesting, whether they choose yes or no to even be called overlords, they will still be remembered and marked as the first ever humans… Well, half-blooded humans to fend off and fight two of the most powerful overlords. This should be, how would Alastor say it? Entertaining.'
(666 News Studio.)
Welcome, to the studio of the top and popular news station in all of Pentagram City, and everyone is looking busy for what is to come. The staff and crew all move their gear and get ready for today's biggest news and some of them notice the ones who have come for the interview.
By the place where the donuts are: Lincoln, Luna, Loona, Vark, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Lucy and EveLynn, while the demonic wyvern, Edward is outside the building, well on the roof and on guard.
Lincoln looks to all the sinners and then he takes a deep breath. "So, this is it. This is where we spread the word on what we chose, to tell everyone what we think about the overlord title."
Loona kneels down and she begins to adjust her son's hair, and this makes him smile. Loona smiles and kisses his forehead, she also looks to Luna who approaches them. "Listen you two, now this is a big thing to announce because every ass hole in hell won't stop fucking talking about it."
"But know this… The whole choice is not everyone's to make, this is the choice you guys have picked, and we're all in with the rest of you. So, whether they all can see that what you guys say makes a point or not, that shit doesn't matter. What matters is that we get this over with and you two get to voice what you all think from the aftermath of the fight. Alright?"
Lincoln and Luna nod, they feel determined to do this, then someone goes to them. "Hey, there gang." Tom Trench. "Well, this isn't the first time for you two and we're gonna need you two up front now. Katie Killjoy is waiting, and she wants the juicy scoop."
Lincoln chuckles, and he makes sure his mom doesn't do anything. "Trench, calm down and I don't give a fuck about what that homophobic bitch says. All that matters is that we speak what we wanna say, got it?" Lincoln growls and his eyes glow red, and same with Luna and then Vark growls.
Tom Trench is surprised by this, and he backs up. "Okay, well see you guys over there." He dashes off, a bit startled from what he witnessed.
They all chuckle at what they did. Lincoln and Luna go to the side of the main stage and wait for them to be announced, while Loona and the others watch from the backstage.
"Well, this seems like this might not go so well" said Lucy. "You guys think this is gonna make a difference?"
"Chances it will" said Blitzo. "I mean, half of hell is afraid of what they did and the other half is intimidated by them being competition in taking over territories, but that's not on the agenda of the kids."
"Let's hop so" said EveLynn. She then has concern for this. "The one thing we all don't want, is a clustered up war sparking between them and other demons, you think Cherri Bomb is cool with this?"
Millie then recalls. "Well, she is good friends with them and she'll respect the territories they might own if they do take on the title of overlords."
"If they take the title" said Moxxie. "We're unsure on whether they wish to be dubbed overlords or not, we haven't been told about this, only Blitzo and Loona know… Oh and also Vark." He pets the head of the four-legged hammer head shark demon.
Loona looks to her two pups as they go on stage. 'Let's hope all of the fucking nine rings of hell aren't gonna be against what they chose. But even if they are against the whole not gonna take the overlord title, that doesn't fucking matter.'
On the main stage, Katie Kill Joy and her partner, Tom Trench make the announcement. "Good morning, all of Pentagram City, I'm Katie Killjoy."
Tom Trench. "And I'm Tom Trench. We're gonna go back to the whole mishap, from what others call the fall of the dreaded supposed dead overlords, Valentino and Vox."
Katie Killjoy. "After the fall of the Porn Pimp Studio, many sinners and demons thought that the two overlords were slaughtered to dust and retarded shit, but then they showed up weeks ago and caused a lot of trouble, and called out the boy known as Lincoln Silva Hound."
Tom Trench. "They attempted to lure him, by kidnapping his former family, especially the adopted daughters of the princess of hell, who are also the adopted granddaughters of Lucifer himself, and even the hellhound mother was kidnapped and two sinners from the Burlesque place."
Katie Killjoy. "The fight broke out and that kid along with the former pet of Vox, known as Vark fought hard and tried to take them down, which then resulted in a fight between Lincoln and Valentino, and that fight turned shit real fast when the boy became… A hellhound and fought Valentino with all his might."
Tom Trench. "And just when things were doing well, Vox intervenes and the fight clusters and the sister, Luna Silva Hound also becomes a hellhound and helps fight off the former owner of the biggest TV stations around hell, and then the Radio Demon shows up."
Katie Killjoy. Followed by the lord of hell himself, and many more who aided in stopping the madness. The whole thing ended with the Radio Demon ending Vox, and Angel Dust with two strippers who shot Valentino. Those two are not getting back up, but the one thing that everyone has been talking about… Is the overlord titles the duo have claimed for standing up and fighting the former overlords."
Tom Trench. "That's right, Katie. The death of Valentino and Vox has caused such controversy, that many sinners and demons are now talking about Lincoln and Luna Silva Hound taking in the titles of the new overlords in hell, amongst the other demonic overlords who rule over the land."
Katie Killjoy. "And it brings us to the now. Today with us, are the very same half-blooded children from earth, the same ones who have been rumored could be future overlords to Pentagram City and towards the rest of Pride Ring. Lincoln and Luna Silva Hound."
The camera looks to Lincoln and Luna and the duo chose to sit near Tom Trench and not near Katie Killjoy. "So, tell us… Do you two believe that you should be called Overlords? I mean, all of hell has seen it and I don't really care one bit about that shit."
Luna then speaks. "Alright, Killjoy dude this is what Linc and I chose. Now, we know that every sinner and demon in hell is chatting all about us becoming overlords and all that shit. But, we're still young and that transformation we did is… Well, not fully under our control."
Tom Trench then asks Lincoln and Luna. "So, you guys aren't gonna take the name of overlords?"
Lincoln then speaks. "Trench, the title of overlord brings both good and bad, and the one thing we don't want is trouble. I mean, everyone saw what went down with Valentino and Vox, and surely every sinner and demon doesn't wanna end up like them, right?"
"Exactly, bro." Luna looks to the two news reporters. "We think that being an overlord could be cool, and it sounds like a gig we can deal with to show to the other damned folks here that we are more than just two half-blooded human hellhounds, that we are beyond that and have changed."
Lincoln then speaks. "So, the overlord stick is something we can let all other demons and sinners call us, but we're not gonna pay any attention to it and let everyone else just speak what they fucking think about the title role for us. But, we won't act like overlords, yet."
Luna chuckles. "That kinda stick won't be pulled off until we got control of the hellhound forms, and once I reach the age meant for me, and the age for little bro here. Everything is just gonna be as usual for us, the normal shit we do at I.M.P, and that's that. Nothing more."
"But…" Lincoln's eyes glow. "Attempting to harm any of our loved ones, allies or friends who are close to us… That is a fucking mistake to make, and we will come after any sinner and demon who does so and we will not hesitate to fucking make it all massacre."
All the demonic and sinner staff are shocked to hear this, Lincoln then gets up and so does Luna. "So, that's all we needed to speak" said Lincoln. "We take the role seriously at the right age, but for now we're just gonna be what we do normally. Thank you for having us, Katie Killjoy."
Lincoln and Luna walk away from the two sinner news reporters and they don't know what else to say, and so Katie Killjoy looks to the camera. "Cut to commercial, now!"
At the back, the crew of I.M.P saw everything and they go over and cheer for them at what they spoke and Vark goes over and licks them both as Lincoln carries him.
Loona sees this and smiles. 'Well, that's the end of that shit. Now we can just go on with our normal shit that we do… But, I know some fucking demon lords and other fucking royalty will wanna speak with us, and one of them might be the Goetia's… We should be prepared for that.'
Then Loona sees a text message from her phone, and the message is from Delilah. "Guys, we got a kill for tomorrow." The others go over and see what this is all about.
Client: Callie Spruce, a woman from her early 20's who died in the Sawmill located in New Jersey and had a terrible life because of her parents, and she is also bisexual.
She was sent to hell because she became a sex addict, and also killed her parents at her teen years and she did so in self-defense and because they didn't like her bisexual nature, or her girlfriend, she served her sentence and was released at the age of 20, which was the age she was killed by someone.
Target: Valentine Cougar, the ex-girlfriend of the client, and also in her 20's. She's controlling, manipulative, possessive, and she became borderline abusive which explains why Callie broke up with her, and Valentine tried to get Callie back, but she denied her.
So, Valentine along with the help of her dad kidnapped Callie after she was released and they raped her and stuffed two sex toys in her and then killed her at an old Sawmill outside of New Jersey. Why? Because if Valentine won't have her, then no one will!
Currently, the father of Valentine was shot by cops when he attempted to kidnap and rape another woman, and also ran from robbing a nearby convenient store for some whiskey. Leaving Valentine alone at her house, her mom passed away years before her dad did.
Results: Drench her in syrup, shove a sex toy down her holes and have her killed at the saw mill where Callie was killed, and if possible, the client wants to watch her die, or record the whole thing.
They all smile at this. "Well, we're gonna need to have a fucking meeting to see if the client should come with us" said Blitzo.
"We did do the same with two clients before, this might not be any different" said Luna. The group leave the studio, and head back to what they do best… Being the Immediate Murder Professionals.
(At an old warehouse outside of Pentagram City.)
Rita and her husband watched the whole thing and the woman is ticked off, and Lynnard sees her hand shaking. "R-Rita?"
Rita then grabs the chair nearby and she throws it to the TV and the TV is busted. Lynnard sighs. "I'm gonna go and find another one." He then takes his leave, leaving Rita alone to think about what's happening.
Rita growls and is pissed off. 'Fucking damn it! Now my son wants to be an overlord! He wants to be part of this shitty place?! No, fucking no! When the time is right, then I am coming back for my son, and taking him away from this place, and everyone else who gets in my way, dies!'
To be continued folks!
A/N: Well, now all of hell know what the choice is made from Lincoln and Jordan, so now they will have to go back to the normal and not attempt something stupid or they will die again, and all of hell has seen it, which means everyone saw the whole interview. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
I wanna say thank you to ReptileEdge for the client, and target.
Date made: 6/30/21.