The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

706. Not Quite Rabbits - Follows Ch 705

Title: Not Quite Rabbits – Sequel to 'Apprehended'

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Team, OC

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 337: Unloved Prompts at tw100, using Challenge 233: Rabbits.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Discovering the cause of the problem doesn't really solve it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

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meiow23: I haven't actually written that bit, but picture a bewildered Fluff trying to slither through the Hub while small bunnies are bouncing around it, over it, on top of it, until it finally takes refuge under the sofa to escape. ;)

Thank you!

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sandysan2013: True. Then again, they did really need to track down the source of the problem, so it was rather a case of 'out of the frying pan and into the fire'.

Well, the guy can't really explain it, but Torchwood are experts at figuring out how the impossible happened!

Thank you!

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Turned out the chaos was caused by a replicator, hidden away in the shed where their unsuccessful entrepreneur kept his rabbits.

Hoping to make some money, he'd tried to replicate rabbits to sell as pets, but when that hadn't worked, he'd decided to try making Easter Eggs instead.

Given new data, the machine, which had still been working on the complicated process of making a rabbit, had become confused and created the first ever chocolate-based life form. They looked like rabbits, behaved like rabbits, they were alive and even had fur, but biologically, they had more in common with confectionary.

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TBC in 'Goodbye Bunnies'