So, this is a chapter based off of the episode that was premiered on August, the episode known as "Truth Seekers." We got a new threat, a major problem and some dark secrets between two imps that they have never shown, and one of them is Blitzo and his… Insecurities and weaknesses. This is also gonna be bloody and gory. So, let's lock and load and fuck some shit up! Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Another Rogue Agency."
The whole thing opens up, with four monitors and they show some scenarios that I.M.P have already done before, from previous chapters, er events that have gone down.
Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie are preparing to ambush the home of Martha and her family, and Lincoln and Luna takin refuge in the trees to ambush for when the whole thing goes wrong. "Murder Family."
Millie and Lincoln, the duo surface from the sea and the duo are exhausted and pissed off from fighting a demonic fish monster, and they go over and talk with the others and Verosika. "Spring Broken."
Moxxie and Millie swinging around and shooting at the Cherubs trying to fight them, and Lincoln and the others are trying to sort out how to kill Lyle Lipton. "C.H.E.R.U.B."
Then some scenarios of the other times when I.M.P go to kill some folks, and they are usually not alone, sometimes they have others come along, such as Velvet, Vark, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, Alastor, Dia, summer, Tannins and Athena. Even Lucy and EveLynn and on the back of the demonic wyvern.
It proceeds to then show some officers and troops aiding the group when they had to take down some horrible holy cultists and the day they rallied with heaven and hellish forces to permanently end that damned evil holy cult, and then comes the ordeal with they fought Incognito Labs.
Now, on the fourth monitor is a shot of horses, which then zooms past them onto Blitzo, who's making a goofy face. Someone then points at Blitzo. "Right there! This was the first sighting, of these demons before they began this killing spree and with these children!" The figure is known as Agent One.
Another person speaks with Agent One and her name is Agent Two. "They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?"
She then looks to Lincoln, Luna, EveLynn and Lucy and what they do alongside them. "But why bring these children along for the ride, and why have the authorities be part of this as well?! Why didn't they inform us anything? Why did they see is as morons and don't listen to us?!"
Agent one thinks about this and looks through the footage and the map of their country. "They always attack at random, and it's always so many people who seem in the criminal and they have some of them confess and then send them to hell! They're up to something, but what?!"
Agent Two then looks through more on what they have found. "So many kills and those children are involved and all of them are as deadly and bloody as those demons!"
Agent one adjusts his glasses and sighs. "We're never gonna know when they're gonna hit next." A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by an angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wood planks.
Forming a little peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, Blitzo outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around and he slips and nearly falls, and he sighs in relief and looks around and he has some blood on his face and he wipes it off. "Ah well, that's convenient." This makes Agent one and Agent two grin and get their gear ready.
"Shh! Remember, we can't be seen." Blitzo slams the dumpster door loudly, but then falls into a pile of trash bags.
Moxxie sighs seeing this. "We should've had Lincoln, Luna and Loona be part of this, also I just wanna mention, sir. But you're currently being the loudest."
Blitzo gets back up and he keeps pointing his finger onto Moxxie, and his finger has a used condom, also Blitzo has some trash on his horns. "I said shush your dick sucking lips, Moxxie."
Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment as the portal was opened, Moxxie was about to head towards the portal and on the other side is Delilah and she opened it and also with them are Lincoln, Luna, Loona and Vark, they finished executing another target recently.
They had to split up to cover more ground and finish both killing gigs and it seems to have worked, and now it is all done. Moxxie is about to go towards the portal, but then Blitzo tackles Moxxie from being attacked. "Get down!" A net from a gun zooms by them and it enters the portal and hits Vark.
The other see this happening. "Blitzo! Moxxie!" Lucy and EveLynn also notice this.
Then, Agent Two reloads his weapon as Blitz looks behind him and sees Agent One jumps down with a rope from a building and in front of the portal, and so Blitzo has no choice. "Delilah! Close it!"
Millie realizes what was gonna happen and she goes after them. "Wait! No!" But Delilah closes the portal before the agents can get through towards them.
When Moxxie saw the portal closed, he suddenly gets mad and fights the two agents while Blitzo hid. However, he was hit by a needle, he mumbles something and falls to the ground. Blitzo notices this and calls out to him. "Moxxie!"
With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie and runs away. He hits Agent Two by using Moxxie's horns as he kept on running as they were catching up. Moxxie then begins to mumble something and sniffs the air. "I smell... Colors..."
Then, Blitzo stopped at a dead end with the agents got him cornered. Blitzo turns around and he sees the two agents coming at them and he is pissed off. "Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!"
They soon raised their weapons up. But just as Blitzo was about to fire, Agent Two pushed a button on her gun as he got shocked. Agent One smirks at the job well done. "I'd like to see the suits that corporate corners loses now, that was pretty badass."
Agent Two smirks and agrees. "Super badass."
Blitzo tries to regain himself, but he soon passes out, but not without saying. "Fuck… My holes."
(Back in Imp City.)
Millie, with tears in her eyes was punching the wall multiple times. But soon she got on her knees. "Shit! Shit, shit, shit!"
All of them are surprised by what happened, and then Lincoln looks to his mother, Loona. "We need to go and save them, now!"
Loona nods. "Then let's go and save their asses!" Loona zips a bag labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag", an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double axe with the 'M' in the I.M.P, and Loona quickly transforms to her human form with an owl in the background, which they don't notice.
Lucy, Luna and EveLynn also have their weapons and Millie has an axe and Vark roars and he puts on some steel teeth and he growls, and then they notice Lincoln walking back to them after changing and he is wearing what Leni gave him the other day on his birthday.
Lincoln's attire: A Dark gray attire, that looks like something from Assassin's Creed. But there are silver emblems of Wolf heads around the attire, the dark gray hood has some hellhound features, and he's wearing black pants, boots and fingerless gloves which are his claws.
Also, they don't know that Lincoln contacted some backup earlier, and that backup will come soon once they pinpointed where the imps are hidden.
"Whoa bro, now that is sick and awesome!" said Luna. They then watch as Delilah uses the book again and the portal opens. They all walk through, but they forgot something, their portal medallions and the portal closes once more.
They all look around and then Lucy asks. "W-Where are they?! Where the hell is dad?!" EveLynn goes over to calm her down, even though she too is super pissed off at this.
"They aren't here..." Millie lets go of the axe and got to her knees again, beginning to cry. But stopped immediately as Loona lifts her up to bend down and sniffed to track where Blitzo and Moxxie went.
"It smells like they went this way, come on! Let's go and save those two from this fucking shit!" they all take off and begin to track down wherever Blitzo and Moxxie have been taken to.
(Meanwhile.)
Moxxie starts waking up and starts looking around, the camera zooms out revealing that he and Blitzo are tied up. Moxxie panics and struggles to get out, while Agent Two grabs the light and pans it close to Moxxie's face. Agent Two smiles seeing this. "Finally awake, huh, little fella. Your partner has been a while now."
Blitzo scoffs. "Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down alright, I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also I've been strapped nipple first with a car battery, so I- oh okay."
Agent One pans the light close to Blitzo's face. "Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?"
Agent Two grabs the light again and passes it to Agent One each question. "How did you get to our world from the afterlife?"
Agent One asks again another question. "Why are youse killing humans?"
Agent Two then asks them. "When did you show up here?" The two agent's stops passing the lights.
Blitzo sighs and then he speaks. "Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we into this. I mean everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right. I want something iced, bitch. Mox?"
Blitzo turns his head around to Moxxie. So, the imp speaks. "I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than chino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture other wise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy", I hate that,. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-"
Agent One is annoyed by this and he yells. "Enough! We aren't getting youse coffee!"
Blitzo scoffs. "Wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox, congrats."
Agent Two is as annoyed by this as her partner. "If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts."
Moxxie scoffs and snickers hearing this. "When you say "tortured" you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive, we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you have no way of knowing what was true."
Blitzo then continues for his employee. "-Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with."
Agent One then asks Blitzo. "What do you mean by that?"
Blitzo smirks at the agent. "Oh, you're stupid, huh. I could work with stupid, Daddy Likey Dummy."
Moxxie squirms in his chair trying to hold back his laughter but laughs anyway. "Good one sir, Daddy likey-"
Agent Two is now angered by their words. "You better stop laughin' at us."
Agent One grabs Blitzo's collar and screams at the imp's face. "Yeah! You're the ones at our mercy!"
Moxxie: It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here, for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are.
Agent Two leans down curious and then she asks. "What are you?"
Moxxie takes a deep breath and then he tells her. "I'm a Virgo." Blitzo bursts out laughing at what Moxxie said, and then Moxxie snickers and he too laughs. "Did you see what I did there, sir?!"
Blitzo laughs like crazy. "Fuck Yeah, I did! I don't even know what a Virgo is either!"
Agent One doesn't like where this is going. "Oh, a smart guy eh?" He then stands next to Agent Two.
Agent Two is as pissed off as her partner. "One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!"
This causes Blitzo feeling devious. "Ohh, getting kinky."
Both agents recoil in shock and horror. Agent one is shocked by those words. "WHAT?! We ain't playing any of your vile demon games!"
Blitzo grins and snickers. "I mean, that's what it sounds like back there. You sickos."
Moxxie sarcastically speaks. "PLEASE, don't give them ideas sir."
Blitzo grins hearing this. "Why not? I know the shit you're into-." But this causes Moxxie to get an embarrassed look, he didn't need that now."
Agent one panics and he yells. "STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!"
Agent Two goes over and clams her partner. "Calm down, one! Don't let these monsters get to you!"
Blitzo then sees them walking away. "Hey, aren't we going to get a phone call, bitch?"
Agent One turns around and he asks them about what he said. "Well, that entirely depends: Who you going to call, hmm?"
Blitzo grins and snickers. "Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!" This causes Moxxie to laugh and then Blitzo laughs and both agents do not like this.
Agent Two then tells them something. "Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!" Yeah, those words were not going well for her partner, and now Agent One starts crying into his own arm. Poor dude. Why in the hell did she have to mention that shit?
We now go to the exterior of the D.H.O.R.K.S. building Blitzo and Moxie are trapped inside of. Two armed guards stand outside the entrance. Millie and Loona are hiding at the side of the building trying to sneak in. Millie then looks around. "This where they ended up?"
"Sure looks like it" said Luna. "Dudes, this shit looks like the kinda stuff the Men in Black would do, and those dudes are dressed like the Men in Black."
Lincoln uses his phone and he sends a text message to his allies, and then he puts his phone away and he looks around the place, Lucy feels relieved that she didn't bring Edmund with them, otherwise they would've been caught in the air.
Loona notices the guards there. "The front door is fucking well-defended and has too many assholes. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?"
Millie then notices something. "Lift me up to that vent!" Millie pints to a small vent above their heads. Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls into the building. She unlocks a side door from the inside and lets in Loona and the others.
Lincoln looks around. "Alright, so we find Blitzo and Moxxie and we get the fuck out of here. This place is giving me some bad vibes, also I think I can pick up their scent!"
Loona also sniffs the air. "Same, let's pick up the pace!" Vark runs ahead, by crawling onto the ceiling, with EveLynn and Lucy on his back and they are carrying knives with them and they get ready to go and save the boss and they're dad.
They sneak through the halls trying to find Moxie and Blitzo, when an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard sees them on the surveillance camera and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers, but he spat his coffee onto his partner next to him and he questions why he spat on him.
Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls into the building. She unlocks a side door from the inside and lets in Loona. They sneak through the halls trying to find Moxie and Blitzo, when an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard sees them on the surveillance camera and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.]
The crew stop running, the camera moves toward the screen revealing a bunch of agents holding several Japanese firearms. Lucy is confused. "Why the heck are they carrying Japanese weapons for? I thought they'd have guns."
An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings the spear to them. The girl's ducks, avoiding the spear and Luna catches the spear and she throws it back and it impales through the head on one of the agents.
Lincoln then grabs the katana from another agent and he uses it against the agent and he attacks another one, and Luna follows with an axe she got from the bag, and they both go feral and tear them apart, while Vark clashes and rips apart some more agents coming.
EveLynn grabs Lucy and she throws her, the little Goth girl clings to the back of an agent and she stabs him repeatedly, while EveLynn ducks and she throws her knife and it hits an agent in the eye and she lands a hard kick to the face and this causes the knife to pierce through.
Loona jumps swinging the axe, causing an agent to have his right leg sliced while Millie shots his head twice. Loona throws the axe to another agent's face, Millie climbs the body picks the ax and slices another agent in half. Then Vark charges and devours two agents and spits out the weapons for Lincoln and Luna to grab and then they attack again.
Loona runs into an agent with nunchucks, ready to kick but he avoids, she rolls and jumps to avoid him. An agent swings a kusarigama to Loona but Loona ducks, slicing the nuchuck guy in the neck instead. Millie sneaks up to a surprised agent and breaks his neck, he falls down face first. Loona and the others then run off and they continue their search, running to another set of agents.
A door opens revealing an agent, alerting the other agents. The set of agents reveal their shuriken and throws them to the girls. Millie then yells to Loona and she sees her daughter's Lucy and EveLynn also wanna be part of this shit. "Loona, throw us now!"
Loona throws Millie, Lucy and EveLynn into a group as a door closes behind her labeled CAUTION BLAST DANGER. Screaming sound effects are heard and they don't seem to mind the sound and even Vark is chill with this. The door lifts to show Millie, Lucy and EveLynn surrounded by corpses and blood-spatter.
Loona chuckles seeing this. "Dang, that shit was crazy, let's get moving!" they all race off to look for Blitzo and Moxxie and fast.
Lincoln then uses his phone. "We're at the location, make sure authorities come here, and ensure that the law are the group we have known."
Tannins. "Confirmed. They are inbound as we speak, hang on and be ready."
(Back with Blitzo and Moxxie.)
Blitzo and Moxxie, Blitzo is making a blep face at Agent one and he seems super pissed at what these imps have been ranting on about. "Stop inultin' my mother, she's dead!" He feels like crying.
Then Agent Two goes over and calms down her partner. "Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking."
The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo immediately tries to get out of his bonds but can't. Blitzo sighs. "Don't worry Mox, if we keep being obnoxious they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly. It usually works."
As Blitzo speaks it zooms out until it is coming through a recording as Agents One and Two watch on the screen. This makes Agent one snicker. "Hmm, so the demons wanna play games, huh? Well we can play games." He laughs as he speaks.
Agent two hits a button between "Haha Gas" and "Bitch Juice" as she lifts her fist the button is glowing a bright green and labeled "truth bomb". Agent 2 joins in the laughter. "Yeah."
Now we go back to Moxxie and Blitzo. Blitzo is still struggling against his ropes trying to get out. Moxxie seems super concerned about his wife and kids. "I'm just worried about Millie; she'll be on her way by now, I'm sure and chances my daughters… they might also get involved."
Blitzo knows how he feels and he tries to calm him down, "Calm down, Moxxie. Chances they're gonna be fine. It would take a roided up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset, and same goes with the kids, though it would take more than anything to stop them."
Moxxie then recalls. "This is the second fucking time we have faced a human agency, and a rogue one too. This… They're all gonna be in danger." As he speaks green gas begins filling the room.
Blitzo is a bit annoyed by this. "Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie? It's always "oh how's Millie?", "I can't tonight. I'm hanging with Millie." "I'm so worried about Millie." And she's always five fucking feet away from you, it's pathetic!"
"I mean, I have some times when I gotta spend it with my grandkids and my daughter, and you for once fucking don't have them come over and join us in whatever shit we're fucking doing! So hard to just hear what you gotta fucking say when you're fucking not telling me shit! Wait, what the fuck?"
Moxxie is confused by what his boss had just said. "That was oddly personal sir, and also honest."
Blitzo is also confused and he recalls what he had just said. "You know what you're right. I don't know why the fuck I let my guts spill like that."
Moxxie now notices the green gas surrounding the two of them and this causes Moxxie to panic. "Sir! They're filling this room with something!"
Blitzo notices this and he tries to struggle to break free. "Fuck! The hell is this?"
Moxxie then has an idea, well theory. "I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum."
Blitzo scoffs at what Moxxie said. "Oh you just guess that's what it is?"
Moxxie thinks of something and then he has an idea… A crazy dumb, idea. "Well, uh, just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you."
Blitzo has a dumb idea and then he asks. "Okay uh, does Millie ever peg you?"
Moxxie then smirks. "Sometimes…" Then he realizes what he had just said. "Wait! Eww fuck, why that?"
Blitzo chuckles and laughs. "Heh, I fucking knew it."
Moxxie then yells back. "Well your suit is tacky! Fuck, I'm sorry."
Blitzo gasps hearing this. "How fuckin' dare you! You have shitty taste in music! I'm sorry!"
Moxxie is surprised to hear this. "Shit taste? You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!"
Blitzo then feels bad and tells him the truth. "I lied, I left half way through."
Moxxie is now deeply confused and hurt. "You- you said you loved it!"
Blitzo then continues to admit something. "It was awful Moxxie, it was about ugly horny cats!"
They both begin wailing. Once again the scene zooms out into them being watched by One and Two again. Blitzo then cries out. "Oh god Moxxie, I've said so many lies to you."
Agent two snickers and grins at this. "This is gonna be a good night!"
The view switches to a vent pumping more gas into the room. Blitzo coughs and we switch to a POV shot we watch as the room wriggles and distorts. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie. "Damnit Moxxie this is all your fault!"
Moxxie then asks. "How is this my fault?" Then, he hears something and notices something odd. A musical trill. The sound of wind. The ropes fall away from Moxxie and he walks forwards into purple fog. The hallucinations are now beginning for both Moxxie and Blitzo.
(Back with the others.)
After facing a shit ton of more guards, we now see Lincoln, Luna, Millie, Loona, Lucy, EveLynn and Vark looking to another door and they see the number code lock and they look closely at what the code might be, and they see the number 1 is smudged. "Huh, that looks too easy" said EveLynn. She then presses the 1 number several times and the door opens.
Loona chuckles. "These assholes fucking suck!" They all race through and they begin the search for Blitzo and Moxxie. But then Millie has an idea.
"Guys, split up!" Millie takes the vents, and so does Lucy and Vark is slender enough to go through the vents with them, while Loona, Lincoln, Luna and EveLynn run through one of the doors and they begin to kill some agents there on guard.
Lincoln then uses his phone to call Tannins. "Where are they Tannins? We need some folks here to put the law and justice down here!" He then dodges a guard attack and he grabs the shurikens coming and he throws them back.
Tannins. "Be patient. They are inbound and trying, seems as if they are dealing with their own agents. This organization, they have outer defenses at the state they have claimed, so this will be hard. Also, they have Velvet with them."
"Good!" Lincoln then uses his claws, and he lunges at an agent and he digs through the man's guts and he rips off the head and comes out of there. "Let's move, I think I got their scent!"
(Back with Blitzo and Moxxie.)
After one helluva bad hallucination musical ordeal trip within them, Moxxie and Blitzo are now awake and the duo see that the green gas has faded and everything seems to be back to normal. Moxxie had a heart to heart musical confrontation with a hallucination of a musical Blitzo.
While Blitzo was confronting tons of his many problems, ordeals, past conflicts and his now problems which involved Striker, Robo-Fizz and Verosika, and then all the way to Stolas, and some small ordeals of what mistakes he may have caused with his adopted daughter, and the grandkids.
Moxxie is the first one to speak after waking up. "Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?"
Blitzo sighs and he can't recall shit. "Not Really."
Moxxie then explains what he can recall. "I remember, you told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental but, you said that because I needed it and it helped."
Blitzo feels bad and so he admits something. "Look I'm hard on you because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because you know my opinion is correct but just keep doing a good job, kay? You shoot and kill good you escape things easy you could be strategic and cold blooded when you need to and don't expect any more compliments I'm maxed out."
Moxxie smiles and he nods. "Thank you sir."
Blitzo smirks and he tells his employee something. "You know my name, use it."
Moxie smiles and he nods. "Thanks, Blitz." Then the duo here a rumbling sound is heard, Millie crashes out of the ceiling, and then Vark and Lucy. "Millie, Lucy and Vark! What are you guys doing here? Wait, you made it through this place?!"
Millie and Lucy use their knives to cut their bins. Blitzo then asks. "So, where's the rest of th fucking gang?" He then pets the head of Vark.
Then the glass is broken open by Loona as she used Agent two and EveLynn, Luna and Lincoln are kicking Agent one into the corner and he cowers from this. This makes Blitzo grin. "Now that is what I am fucking talking about!"
Loona then throws Agent two onto Agent one, and the others go over and join them. She then yells. "Get your asses up and get ready, we're gonna have some more dumb fuckers coming!" She then turns to her hellhound form and she drops the bag they need and so Blitzo and Moxie grab some guns.
Lincoln doesn't use his gloves and he lowers his hood and he growls and turns to his hellhound form and so does Luna. EveLynn then reloads the pistols she has and Lucy readies a sacrificial knife and Millie has her axe.
Then Agent one struggles, but he manages to push the button and soon the whole place is on high alert as the alarms go off, and goons arrive and each of them with different Japanese weapons and this makes Blitzo super pissed off. "Okay I've had 1 too many emotions for today; guys, let's fuck these fuckers up!" He looks to Moxxie and the imp nods.
One of the goons uses his kusarigama, but Loona uses her teeth to catch the chain and then she ducks from incoming katana attacks and shuriken throws and Lincoln ducks down and catches the projectiles. Then Loona rushes to a female guard and she uses the kusarigama and she slices the guard through the neck and she throws the naginata to Luna and she uses it and then Loona uses the chain on three guards at their necks and she pulls the chain and their heads come off.
Lincoln then grabs all the incoming shurikens and he tosses them back and then he hands EveLynn a shuriken and she leaps over some guards and she stabs the man on the head and then she uses her pistols and shoots a guard about to attack Lincoln.
The hellhound boy then grabs the right leg of a guard and he uses it as a weapon and keeps hitting the leg onto the downed man and then he attacks more guards and Luna races over and she impales her claws forward and she rips off the spine on one of the guards and she uses that as a weapon and she attacks another guard and rips off the lady's larynx off.
Lucy rides Vark and she keeps slashing at every guard that Vark is going after and the four-legged demon shark pet, and Vark has his jaws and teeth ready and he quickly rips apart each and every guard and even eats out and he roars as Lucy rides him and she uses a crossbow and kills two guards with one shot. "Nailed it."
Millie spins her axe and she keeps tearing apart through each guard of the place and she even rips off the arms and legs on one of them and slices another in half, and she ducks underneath Luna who rips the head off of a guard and Millie races off to kill some more, while the limbless guard struggles to move.
Blitzo and Moxxie shoot together and they are back to back and keep shooting with the guns they have, but then Blitzo runs out of ammo. "Moxxie, cover me!"
"Yes sir!" Moxxie does as he is told and he shoots some more guards with his submachine guns, as Blitzo goes through some weapons in the bag, and he tosses some more guns to Moxxie and he continues to shoot, and then Blitzo pulls out a rifle and Moxxie has a shotgun and they go and shoot some fuckers!
Moxxie then shoots a few more guards and one shogun shot to five of the guards and EveLynn leaps over her father and she stabs a guard in the head and she hops onto each one and she uses her sharp cleats onto their heads and she had them extra sharp for this one. "That's my girl!"
Then he ducks when Lucy is on Vark and shooting each guard with a crossbow. "And my other girl!" Moxxie then keeps shooting and he even goes melee with his gun and hits a downed guard till he is dead.
Blitzo keeps shooting and shooting and he even grabs the served head of a guard and takes a selfie and then he goes back to shooting and he high fives Luna along the way as she throws the naginata and it impales through four guards.
Blitzo then goes to Loona after she rips off the heads of several guards and then she is using an assault rifle and she shoots at the guards. "Die you mother fuckers!" She then sees Blitzo with his eyes all googley. "What?"
Then Blitzo hugs Loona. "I am so proud of you, Loonie!" He then kisses her cheek and this annoys her. "Alright, gonna go kill some more!" Loona is annoyed and so she keeps killing, and Lincoln is with her and he pulls out a sniper rifle and he also shoots with her. Loona then bites off the head of a guard.
Millie uses her axe and she spins it as she cuts off the body parts of some guards, and then Blitzo waves. "Hey there, Mills."
Millie waves to her boss. "Hi Blitzo!" she then notices something. "Just one sec!" She fights through some guards, cutting off their heads, slicing off their limbs and spinning her axe, thus mutilating one of them.
Blitzo then shows her a shotgun. "You need a gun or anything?"
"Nah, I'm good." She then runs off and she has her legs wrapped around a guard and she uses the man to move around and she slices through five more guards and then she begins to choke the life out of the guard she's on.
Then Blitzo comes into view. "How about some water?"
Millie thinks about this. "Sure." Blitzo sprays some water into her mouth and now she is refreshed. "Thanks, Blitzo!" She then breaks the guard's neck and rips the head off and she rides on the back of Vark, alongside Lucy.
"No problemy, millie-billie." Blitzo then pulls out his semi-automatic rifles and he sees the guards around him. "Now who wants some quality time with Daddy?" He then jumps onto a guard and he shoots the guard in the head.
He leaps forward and shoots some more guards, he then pulls out a baseball bat with nails and then he beats up a guard, then he has a grenade and it is live, and he hits it. "Fore!" The grenade blows up and it kills several guards. "No wait that was a golf thing wasn't it?"
Agent one and Agent two are both running from this fight and they look around at this chaotic scenario. "Oh god, why the fuck did we end up using weapons from Japan's Edo Period?!" yelled Agent one.
Agent two then grabs him and is annoyed. "Hey, the Edo period was bad ass and you know it!"
Agent one sighs. "Yeah, you're right. They were damn bad ass!"
"Look out!" She brings agent one to the floor and the duo crawl away at the bloody fight ordeal going on. Loona and Lincoln are shooting like crazy, and then they go into hellhound feral mode and engage with their teeth and claws and Luna still has the naginata and she joins in.
The agents keep crawling away, and they encounter the severed head of a guard, from Millie who is slicing away, and Lucy on Vark are decimating every guard and EveLynn rides with them and shoots as well, and then she jumps onto a guard and beats him up with the baseball bat Blitzo tossed to her.
Moxxie is on a pile of dead guards and he is shooting like wild with his auto shotgun. Moxie then yells out. "Bitches!"
Blitzo then appears out of nowhere and scares Moxxie. "Hey moxie?" Moxie drops the gun he was holding and it accidentally goes off and shoots the guards in his ball. "Oh, wow really going for the dick there ain't'cha? Here I got it for ya."
Blitzo stabs the downed guard repeatedly, and he hands Moxxie the backpack. "Now hold this." Blitzo goes through the backpack pulls out a rocket launcher labeled "My dick!" Blitzo grins and he locks onto the enemies. "Oh yeah, gettin' hard holding this motherfucker."
He fires the rocket it is labeled 'pussy destroyer'. Blitzo gives an evil laugh at what he did and this makes the other smile as well, then Moxxie goes over and he hugs his wife and kids. "That's my family!"
"Fuck yeah!" Blitzo hugs his grandkids and Loona and even Vark and they return the hug, they were glad that he was safe, and Moxxie too. They then depart from the hug and Blitzo yells out. "Fucking shit yeah, how's that for fucking demon scum, bitches!"
Agents one and two are hiding under a desk. Agent two nods to Agent one, and he hits a red button labeled "The red button" and alarms go off and the entire room is going into red lights and this is not good, Blitzo then calls out. "Alright we had fun killing, now let's get the fuck out of here!"
They attempt to leave but the doors come down. It is several layers of door. Moxie then realizes. "Quick! The Book!"
Loona pulls it out of the back pack, since Delilah threw it to her before the portal was closed and she attempts to read it and the others go over and see, but something is wrong. "Shit! I can't - I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick!"
Lincoln and Luna check their pockets. "Shit, the medallions are back home!" Lucy and EveLynn also check and nothing, and then Vark growls as guards are closing in on them.
Blitzo searches himself for some extra weapons or hidden stuff, but can't find what he's looking for. "Well shit looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery." They all get ready for another fight, even if they have to go melee on these guys with weapons.
Lincoln then looks to his phone. "Come on Tannins, where the fuck are they?!" Loona pulls her kids close and Vark stands between them and the guards and he prepares to defend them all.
Agent one laughs at this and he is holding a gun. "Ha! You demons are going nowhere, and with these kids in custody, we'll know fucking more about ya!"
But something goes wrong and the shadows growl and TV's flicker. Something is rattling. There are glowing red eyes in the shadows. Thuds all around them as agents dodge thrown cables. Then a dark voice speaks to them all. "Who dares threaten my impish little plaything?"
Agent one looks around. "Who said that?"
Footprints on the floor going towards the agents. He shoots but hits nothing. Crashing noises. Agent one then looks to his partner. "Agent two?"
Agent two is wiggling her head around eyes wide, mouth open slack in shock or horror. Around her dead bodies stand eye completely filled in black and empty. The bodies kneel. Agent one attempts to approach Agent two, her head twists around but her body does not.
Agent two speaks but that is not her voice. "What's the matter demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before?"
The dead bodies draw Stolas's summoning circle around her in their own blood. Agent two's head whips back to its normal orientation and she throws it back. Black shadows fly out of it into a monstrous raven/owl shadow beast form. There's demented laughter in a variety of voices.
The shadow beast approaches and screams and roars at the agents the two agents huddle together. It pulls back and turns into the Ars Goetia Royal Prince, Stolas and this surprises them and to Lincoln, Luna, EveLynn and Lucy. 'Now that is so fucking bad ass and awesome…. Horror-movie style!'
Stolas pushes the button and the lights soon glow back to normal and the whole bases lockdown is offline and back to normal and then Stolas goes towards the crew. Blitzo then asks. "Stolas? Wha- hold on - how did you know that we needed help?"
Stolas smirks. "I have my ways Darling. Are you alright?" He leans forwards gazing into Blitzo's face his hand on Blitzo's cheek. Blitzo rolls his eyes.
"Ugh, I'm fine Stolas." He doesn't seem to be in the mood for this shit.
Stolas softly speaks. "Mhm. Good." Stolas grabs Blitzo's cheek roughly and adopts a sharper tone. "How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know if you get in trouble. "He boops Blitzo's nose. "I get in trouble." He puts his hand on his chest. "We don't want that!"
Stolas then looks to the others. "Also, Lucifer sent me to aid you all, since he too has his ways to know when his associates are in danger, and the one thing he doesn't want, is when humans have a rogue group acting like they know it all, so thank him as well."
"Also, some allies of yours from the law are inbound to handle this and I was also informed from Tannins that Velvet is on her way and she is aiding in taking down and slaughtering this little pathetic agency of misfits and meddlers, such fun they must be having being late here, while I do the rescue work."
He grab's Blitzo's other cheek to squeeze at. Then, Moxie pulls Stolas's hand away. "They caught us off guard your highness, also thank you for helping us, and we should thank Lucifer as well."
Blitzo sighs in annoyance. "Yeah you can unclench your bird-puss Stolas it's not gonna happen again."
Stolas snickers. "Luckily for you, most don't believe the words of the demon-obsessed-lunatics." They all look to Agents one and two holding each other shaking in fear. "They are seen as kooks!" Stolas then smirks at what he had just said. "Kooks! Such a silly word!" He claps his hands together. "Now! Let us all return!" Stolas opens a portal back to hell.
Moxie then speaks. "Yes please, I'd like to get back to the correct hell hole as soon as possible, along with my family, but we'd rather head back home." Moxie hops through and helps Millie through and then Lucy and EveLynn and Lucy is keeping the bag of some agent heads and then Vark follows as he is chewing on someone's corpse, Loona, Lincoln and Luna walks through next and they meet with Delilah.
Lincoln then recalls what Stolas said. 'Well, Velvet, have fun killing the rest of these damned demon hunting fuckers.'
Stolas picks up Blitzo in a bridal carry. "Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue Blitzy?"
Blitzo thinks about this. "Well I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?"
"Very much so." He leans in for a smooch. Blitzo grabs the back of his head and pulls him back. Stolas blushes.
"Alright but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps." Blitzo runs a finger down Stolas' face he shudders with obvious pleasure and his feathers fluff out. Stolas groans.
Stolas is in deep lust for this. "Oh, please do." The two of them begin kissing. The portal closes behind them. Agents one and two watch them leave.
Agent two then asks. "So what now."
Agent one grins. "What now? We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken seriously."
He then uses the computer and the screens show each of them. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Lincoln, Luna, Lucy, EveLynn and Vark killing the other agents and guards, and Stolas revealing his true form to the scared agents.
The two agents put their sunglasses on and they smirk. Agent one then speaks. "Nobody in corporate is ignoring this. Hehehehehehehehe." He then turns off the screens. "With this, we're gonna be the top notch and soon other paramilitary groups will come to us for leadership, because we found something we can use! Incognito Labs failed, well now it's our turn to shine!"
Agent two smirks. "A damn shame Caroline changed into some sappy bitchy mommy…" Then they hear cop cars and an explosion and they look out the window and spot government cars headed to them and a Tank as well.
The Tank has Cherri Bomb and Velvet and they are ready to fight. "Fuck! Not the actual government guys! We're not gonna be able to take over unless we get what we need!" said Agent one. "Let's get the fuck outta here!"
The duo make their escape into the building, and their secret escape route, while the whole place is surrounded and the troops and two sinners go in and search for anything and anyone still around. Looks like we got ourselves a new problem and they call themselves: D.H.O.R.K.S.
To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: This is my version from the episode known as "Truth Seekers" and I am dang proud of what I have mother fucking to shit made! There is no other evidence or files about this group, but I doubt this is the last time they face them. Leave a review and tell me what you all think about this chapter folks!
I chose not to add the Bad Trip of Moxxie and Blitzo, no clue why but it felt right to me. I also wanna thank Coolskelton91 for the idea of Lincoln and his new assassin attire.
Date made: 8/23/21 – 8/24/21.