The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

724. Green Fluff

Title: Green Fluff

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Nosy, Meriel.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 339: Green at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Leaving a toddler unattended is a bad idea, even if you have a Fluff as a childminder.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

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Guest 1: Cardiff has residential areas, just like other cities. Ianto lives outside the city centre.

Thank you.

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Guest 2: I vote for Jack, personally. He's kinky enough to enjoy the experience.

Thank you.

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SV: Yeah, some people don't deserve such treatment. It'll probably be Jack, but that's okay. Jack would enjoy it ;)

Thank you.

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Ianto followed the trail of green fluff through the apartment with increasing concern. Nosy shouldn't be moulting, and anyway, it always cleaned up after itself. Ianto suspected that it sometimes shed deliberately just because it liked using the vacuum cleaner.

Hearing a whirring noise he followed it, passing more clumps of fur, until he reached Nosy's room, where the tattered, frazzled Fluff had taken refuge on its top bunk.

Meriel sat on the floor, clutching Jack's razor. With her intended victim out of reach, the eighteen-month-old was busily shaving the carpet.

Ianto closed his eyes. "I'm going to kill Jack!"

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The End