Now, this is where it is about to get serious... This is where Blitzo faces a big challenge and that challenge is none other than someone special, well-known, chef in the world of humans and it is about time that Blitzo made this chef see that his food, is that-dang-good! Let's see what Blitzo and his staff can do when face-to-face with a top notch awesome chef! Enjoy reading this chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Chef not from Hell."
(November 21. Silva Hound House.)
The day has come, the morning is looking good and right now Lincoln, Luna and Loona are awake and they arrive to the dining room and see a lot of food has been made, a really big breakfast, and this confuses them. Then Luna asks. "Dude, did Blitzo get drunk and overcooked again?"
Blitzo then comes out of the kitchen and he has drinks for them. "Hello Family! I am not drunk and I am sane, but this shit here is just me getting fucking ready for the man who is gonna fucking see, that my fucking restaurant is so fucking awesome!"
Loona smirks. "Well, that makes sense." She then takes the coffee from Blitzo and they all sit down, and the rest of them sit down and begin to enjoy the food that Blitzo has served them and they see just how delicious this all looks and just how much food there is here. "Blitzo, you should know that we can't eat all of this right?"
Blitzo smirks. "Yeah, I know and I made this because I was going to see if this old imp... I mean, young and sexy imp still has the best fucking cooking skills all the fucking around!" He then eats some bacon. "Damn, I make such fucking good food! Well, the rest of the staff makes the shit happen too."
They all smile hearing this and they can tell that this imp boss is locked, loaded and ready for what this day has, and then Loona notices something on Blitzo, he stopped eating and looked to his phone and he sighs and he seems concerned and upset.
'That doesn't seem right, he looked fine from the start. Something seems wrong with Blitzo and...' They stop eating when they spot Vark come into the house and he looks dazed and happy, and he walks by them and goes up the stairs. "Well, he got laid last night." They know where he went off to.
Lincoln then sees a text message on his phone and it's from Ronnie Anne, and it's about what went down the other day, as a message about the aftermath of the whole ordeal.
Ronnie Anne Santiago. So, after the whole cursed thing and to the fact that was the last dang straw with my abuela and her luck and superstition, we chose to move out of the apartment. We're not living there anymore, and with half of the folks of the apartment, we've moved to another apartment.
The ones still there are a few of the tenants who'll give my abuela another chance, and the others are my Tio Carlos, Tia Frida, Carlota, CJ, Carl and Carlitos. They have yet to think about moving, and we'll accept that one.
We're not moved into the apartment where my dad is and we don't want anything to do with Abuela and her superstitious stuff and she tried to stop us, but my mom put her foot down... I wonder where that was when we needed her, at least now we don't need to deal with my Abuela, but we still visit sometimes.
Lincoln smirks. 'Well, looks like some change is at Great Lakes City, and Rosa has to accept it or lose the whole familia, at least things have changed for the better and screw Rosa and her god damn... Dang, she's far worse than EveLynn was when she was Lynn Loud Jr, long ago.'
(Blitz-O's Diner.)
At the restaurant, this is where we see Blitzo, and the rest of his staff are preparing for a meeting, we see the Sous chef Jesse Rosato with three other cooks who are her friends, and then there is Kotaro and two other folks who are part of the staff as servers and also cleaning the dishes.
Blitzo then paces back and forth and he looks to the staff, and also there is Lincoln, Luna and Loona and what watch him speak to his staff. "Alright, so we all know what the heck is going on today right? Today we're going to have a very special guest, and it's not some Hollywood action star or some dumb shit."
"This is the day we are going to impress and make Gordon Ramsay see that this is by far one of the best restaurant within Royal Woods, Michigan. We will show that man why this place is interesting, and why tourists also loved coming here when they arrive to tour the town!"
"So, the man of a chef named Gordon Ramsay is coming, and he will be judging this restaurant that I started. But, this whole thing wouldn't have been anything if it weren't for all of you being part of this whole thing. So, let's give it our all and make that damn good chef happy for his fucking lunch!"
They all cheer and clap at his speech and then Blitzo smirks. "Alright, let's get this place locked and fucking loaded for today's lunch rush!" They all nod and they all head off to do their work, and get the whole restaurant ready for the arrival of Gordon Ramsay.
Loona, Luna and Lincoln then go towards Blitzo. "Dang, Blitzo. Good speech and sorta motivational to the staff" said Loona. "So, you sure you're ready for this? I mean, this is the well-known chef, and this morning you seemed upset."
Blitzo then recalls. "Oh, that shit? Actually the reason for that is because... Stolas wants to fuck me again..." He then goes back to normal. "Alrighty family, get to your position and let's do this thing!" He then heads to the kitchen to get ready.
Lincoln and Luna look to Loona and she realizes she thought wrong. "Well, that seems normal." They then head off to help get the place ready for the arrival of Gordon Ramsay, but then they recall something else.
'Wait, if he is still being fucked by Stolas... Then does Verosika Mayday know about the whole ordeal between Stolas and Blitzo?'
(Moments Later.)
The lunch rush has already begun and a lot of folks are inside and are enjoying their lunch here and enjoying the good food that this place has to offer, and worth spending. The whole restaurant seems busy and Lincoln and Luna are there and helping out as well, while Loona is managing what they have fresh in the walk-in freezer.
Everyone is at their best and trying their hardest, and then a car arrives to the scene of the restaurant and someone comes out and looks to the place, who is this man? Chef Gordon Ramsay! The man removes his shades and he looks to the restaurant.
"Blitz-O's Diner, well this should be interesting. The color seems alright, vibrant and nice, and seems to be in a hellish manner. Folks must really like this place." Gordon Ramsay then opens the door and he walks inside and sees Kotaro who has finished talking to some customers and he goes to the chef.
"Hello there, Mr. Ramsay. My name is Kotaro and I am responsible for seating the customers and also part waiter, but I do help in maintaining the outside here of the restaurant, alongside the boss who runs the joint."
Gordon Ramsay nods. "Well, that is good to know. So, who runs this place and where is he now?"
"Hi there, Mr. Ramsay!" The chef is startled by the sudden appearance of the imp boss. "My name is Blitzo, the O is silent and this is my place of business and I am honored to have you here in the restaurant."
Gordon Ramsay is surprised and he shakes hands with the imp. "Well, good to see you and wow. My first time to see an actual demon, this is... Well, I don't know what else to say, but I will tell you this... The restaurant looks nice, and quite comforting and also themed to match a hellish landscape and yet seems fine for the folks here. So that's a good touch to the place, Mr. Blitzo."
Blitzo grins. "Thank you very much, Chef Ramsay. Now, allow us to serve you some lunch and I know you will like them, perhaps not love, but you will like them."
Gordon Ramsay smirks. "Honesty and good manners coming from a demon, now I am impressed." The man is handed a menu, and he goes through what the food there is, and Blitzo heads back into the kitchen to get everything else ready.
While this is happening, Lincoln, Luna and Loona watch this goes down and they can tell that this is gonna be a dang good moment for Blitzo, they know that the food is great and amazing, and freshly made from hell and cooked right for folks to consume.
Then they hear their phones, and the trio see what it is all about, and it's from Delilah and it involves a kill on some folks, and this is gonna be one kill they need to team up and slaughter.
Clients: Hank and Henrietta Zang, A married couple that own a landscaping business in Idaho. Hank used to be a drug addict, and Henrietta used to be addicted to weed, hence why they're in hell. They met at rehab, and instantly hooked up afterwards once they went clean.
Their lives were set on the right track and they both wanted to start a family and change their lives for the better, until they got killed by three pompous jerks who thought they did a terrible job at their work, but they did do a good job, they just got killed by some mother fucking assholes.
Targets: Deedee, and Alice Heinsteen: Identical twins who are rich adults that act like pompous spoiled brats and they look almost identical. Duncan Heinsteen. Big muscular business man with slicked back black hair, and older brother of the twins. All three are money grubbing bitches.
The three live in their parent's mansion after they secretly killed them in their sleep, and inherited their wealth. They're secretly thinking of ways to kill each other to earn more money. They killed Hank and Henrietta just to avoid paying them.
Results: Tear off the breasts of Deedee and use barbed wire for that one, stick power washers into the mouth and ass of Duncan then send gasoline inside of his body and then light him on fire and then castrate the asshole and as for Alice, bury her in the ground with only her ass exposed above and then run her over with a lawnmower.
Ensure their souls are claimed and given to the clients, and the human remains given to the cannibals in the local district in Pentagram City, the payment would be nicely tripled if they can hand them the footage of the whole torture.
Loona looks to her two kids and then Lincoln speaks. "We can do this shit when tomorrow comes for now we should see how Blitzo is showing what his staff can do in the kitchen, besides... Dinner will begin later in the day, and it looks like a return for the show, Kitchen Nightmares."
Luna chuckles. "Yeah, not wrong there." They then head to the kitchen to see how Gordon Ramsay likes the way this restaurant is managed, and it's already making a damn good impression to the famous chef. They all need to be ready, on what Gordon Ramsay has to say about the food he is about to be served.
To be continued in the next Chapter.
A/N: Well, looks like Gordon Ramsay is liking this imp and his restaurant business, and what are the odds that Blitzo is gonna be well-known by a lot of folks on TV? Well, that's something to look forward to. Thanks to "ReptileEdge" for the clients and targets, this should be very interesting for I.M.P. Leave a review and tell me what you all think about this chapter.
The real results of what Gordon Ramsay thought about the whole thing will be on the chapter that comes after the next, because Gordon Ramsay is still gonna be in Royal Woods.
Date made: 9/21/21 – 9/22/21.