Time for a double chapter, this is the first one and on what is going on with the boys and they're Guy's Night Out. The group are gonna do some slightly crazy stuff and some small ordeals, especially when it comes to Blitzo handling something he needs to air out towards Stolas, and also make sure Lincoln Silva Hound's friends from getting into some deep trouble. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Another Guy's Night Out."

(January 28. Blitz-O's Diner.)

The night has fallen, and it is almost 5:30 in the noon, and right now Blitzo, Lincoln, Vark and Moxxie are waiting, alongside Trent, Lance and Artie. Trent then asks. "So, when are the others coming?" He then pets the head of Vark as he runs around and then Artie and Lance go over and pet him.

Lincoln checks the time. "Well, chances that they're running late, but know that they're probably rethinking this, chances Alastor might be rethinking this idea. Also, I am surprised the girls have their own night out."

Moxxie nods. "Yeah, Millie didn't inform me and just told me the other day, I guess she didn't want me to be concerned about what could happen."

"There's no way they can get into that much fucking trouble" replied Blitzo. "After all, they are pretty bad ass on their own, and also I think they're here." they all see the portal opens, and then another one opens.

From the first portal we see Stolas Ars Goetia and he is wearing a black leather jacket with dark blue jeans and a white t-shirt with the words "I'm dangerous" on the front. "Hello everyone, glad I showed up and sorry for not coming sooner. I had to deal with some last minute calls with some friends."

Then the other portal has the others coming out. Alastor, Vortex, Angel Dust and Husk. The large male hellhound looks around and sees the guys taking part in this guy's night out. "Wow. I guess this is all we got to hustle with? Well, alright then."

Lance, Artie and Trent are still amazed by this large hellhound. Lincoln then goes over and he fist bumps with Vortex. Then Alastor speaks. "Well then, looks like we are all here and ready to see this night through. Do we know what is on the activity list?"

Blitzo grins. "Oh fucking to the hell yeah, but there is one thing I need to ask from you..."

Alastor smirks. "No. I will not tell you the secret recipe to my mother's famous jambalaya." Blitzo sighs and the others chuckle and laugh from this.

Husk sighs and he drinks a bottle of whiskey. "Let's get this over with, I wanna know where this bullshit goes."

"Yeah, what the kitty said" replied Angel Dust. "I wanna know what fucking fun we're gonna do and..." He sees the annoyed look from Lincoln. "Oh calm down, kid. I am not planning to do something risky with your guy pals around."

Lincoln sighs. "Alright then, let's get to it." They then see Moxxie use the medallion he has to open the portal, and they all go on through and Lincoln notices the excited looks from Lance, Trent and Artie and this makes him smile. They are pumped up to try this Guy's night out, demons and sinners style. They all go through and see what fun stuff they are gonna be doing.

(The Shooting Range outside of Town.)

Right here, this is where they are testing out some guns and other weapons which Moxxie brought with him. Lincoln is already showing off his skills with the pistols and then comes Husk with an SMG, but then they see Angle Dust using his four arms to shoot his Tommy Guns. Husk and Lincoln groan. "Show off."

Lance, Artie and Trent are both trying to learn how to handle some of the guns, and thankfully Moxxie helps them with that. He hands them some basic revolvers before they can advance to bigger guns. "This is gonna be so awesome, I hope this is like Call of Duty" replied Lance.

Moxxie thinks about this. "I doubt this is going to be like the video games you all tend to play, calm down and take it easy." He watches as Trent, Lance and Artie shoot with the pistols and they manage to aim at the distance targets, but they don't shoot the head.

"Meh, this is still good" replied Artie. He then prepares to shoot again. "The game was better." Moxxie has no clue what to say hearing that.

Then they see Vortex and he has a mini-gun. "This is how it's done kids." He then opens fire and he shreds the target apart as if it was nothing and the three boys look in awe and with stars in their eyes seeing Vortex and his awesome mini-gun.

Blitzo on the other hand is trying to teach Stolas how to use a sniper rifle. "Again, what the fuck are you trying to prove again?"

Stolas then tries to aim it steady. "Well, I know I am strong and can petrify my enemies. But using my powers too much is not a good thing, I think. So, I would like to get to try this out, and see if I can have a... What is it they say? An ace in the hole for shooting things."

Blitzo is confused, but he proceeds to teach Stolas how to shoot, but apparently the Ars Goetia prince is not good with guns and he misses like several shots, Blitzo sighs. "Well, this is gonna be a fucking long night."

Lincoln chuckles seeing this and then he proceeds to shoot at the targets, but then he stops and looks to the Radio Demon. "Come on Alastor, why not you try and shoot?"

Angel Dust nods. "Yeah, come on smiles. I mean, you were a killer, and that means guns were also used."

Husk scoffs. "Nice try, but Smiles over there doesn't use guns much. He would rather kill assholes with his bare hands, or an axe." Husk then drinks his bottle of whiskey and then he shoots using the B.A.R, and he doesn't even miss, "Ha, like betting in Cards, fuckers."

Alastor snickers. "Well, that is true that I would not use guns much, but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't know how to use such weapons." Alastor then grabs a weapon from the duffle bag. "This will do."

They all watch as Alastor has a Winchester Model 1892 lever-action repeating rifle, and he snickers. "Yes, an old gun for an old-fashioned man such as myself. Now, time to eat your words, friends."

They watch as Alastor uses the gun and he closes his eyes and he shoots all the targets from his position and they watch as each shot is a fucking head shot. All of them are jaws dropped seeing this, then Alastor opens his eyes and snickers and he puts the gun away. "Now, any questions?"

They all shake their heads in denial. Alastor grins. "That was quite fun, so what is next on the agenda?"

(Somewhere in Boston, New York.)

We now see the guys are at the top of a high building and Blitzo has binoculars. "Alright, he's almost coming in. Now!"

Lincoln then waves to Trent, Lance and Artie, and the trio in another building dump the grease and it goes on top of a rich business man and he slips and falls into some pie and they all laugh from this. Then they hear the voice of Stolas over the walkie talkie. "Everyone, take a look at what we are doing."

They all have their binoculars and they see Stolas, alongside Husk and Angel Dust, and the trio are waiting for a rich and fancy business woman walking down the street, and then Husk yells and the woman panics and looks around, and when she walks ahead again she is startled when she is covered in paper mache glue.

Then Angel Dust dumps a bucket of feathers, and then Stolas with some shedded fur from the local pet store and the lady runs away in panic and they all laugh seeing this. Lincoln chuckles. "Alright, let's see what Moxxie, Vortex and the Radio Demon are doing."

They all use their binoculars and they see Vortex scares some group of teenage gangs, and they run off but only to run into a wall that is painted to look like a tunnel, made by Moxxie, and then they see some buckets of banana milk and catnip is covering the boys, and then some cats go over and chase these street dangerous teenagers.

Moxxie and Vortex high fives and they even high five the tentacles of Alastor who used the buckets. Lincoln and Blitzo chuckles and the others also laugh seeing this, but then Blitzo notices something. "Wait, where the fuck is the radio demon?!"

Everyone looks around, and then Vark sees something and they all turn to the place where Alastor is and they see the Radio Demon helping an elderly woman to her feet, and his tentacles are wrapping up a man who was robbing the old lady.

Alastor then walks away and he speaks to the others. "Forgive me friends, but I had to do something. I might be a sinner, but I am not monster.'

All of them are surprised to see this and then Stolas asks over the walkie-talkie. "So, when do we get the chance to eat something? I am starving, anyone else?" The others also agree, and thus the time to get something to eat is now.

But they also don't notice, that the Radio Demon used his tentacles to take down some drones that have been following them, drones that are controlled and sent by D.H.O.R.K.S.

(Many hours later.)

The night is still ongoing and right now the guys are at a local Shawarma place, still in Boston and all of them are enjoying some much needed dinner. They all chuckle and share some words as they enjoy the rest of this food.

Angel Dust then asks. "Hey, you boys wanna get laid tonight?"

Lincoln spits out his soda onto Husk and this angers the sinner. Lincoln looks to the spider demon. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"Hey, take it easy Linc" replied Trent, he then speaks. "Angel Dust, as much as fun it would be to become men like what went down with Lincoln here, I don't think that it's such a good idea."

Artie also agrees. "Chances we could be in for some serious trouble, and one is dealing with our girlfriends. We don't want them to think we're cheating on them."

Lance also nods. "We love them and no way to hell are we gonna be spending the rest of our time without the gals we know and love. I don't wanna break Joy's heart. Also, we will be grounded for life."

Angel Dust shrugs. "You're loss boys." He then eats his Shawarma and then drinks his beer. Then he looks towards Alastor. "You had fun tonight, anyone else liked this shit so far?"

Husk smirks. "Well, though this whole thing didn't seem like my style because I hate hanging out with other folks. This was kinda fun and I enjoyed those fucking pranks. That lady was a fucking mess, and glad we picked folks who have been real assholes here on earth."

Moxxie nods. "We needed to make sure those folks got what they deserved, chances someone in hell will want then dead sooner or later, and thus we should have some fun and mess with them before they do die one day, by our hands."

"I had a lot of fun and now I know how to shoot with a gun!" said Stolas he then drinks his milkshake. "That was quite entertaining for me, even though it took more than ten times for me to learn how to shoot with such ease and precision."

Lance, Trent and Artie also agree, they didn't think real guns were this powerful and intense and dangerous and it felt way different than when they played their first person shooting video games.

Vortex snickers and then he looks towards Lincoln. "Hey kid, I thought we would go partying during this whole thing. When are we doing that shit?"

Lincoln sighs and he stops eating. "Guys, the truth needs to be told and apparently we cannot be able to do that shit. There is one party here, but it's not for us dudes. Word is that this party is an all-girls thing and we'd be neck deep into trouble, and Angel Dust is not allowed there either."

Angel Dust then lowers his hand and they all chuckle and then Vortex nods. "It's all good, but what about you Alastor? You had a good time tonight?"

Alastor then finishes drinking his coffee. "To be honest, I thought this night wouldn't be as entertaining as I thought, but after spending this night and doing some crazy things with all of you has made me change my thoughts. I had fun, but the real fun would make this worth when we... Reach the last leg of the whole night. What is next to finish this off?"

Blitzo smirks, "Oh, this is gonna be so fucking fun!"

(Wrath Ring.)

The place is night time, but the sounds of galloping can be heard and right now we see some flaming horses gallop across the plains of this Ring within hell. The horses are being ridden by Lincoln, Blitzo, Moxxie, Stolas, Vortex, Angel Dust, Lance, Trent, Artie, Alastor and Husk. Vark is riding with Moxxie.

All of them have been galloping for hours and Blitzo has been having a fucking blast galloping and riding this horse, because he loves horses. They continue their gallop and then Lincoln looks to his friends. "So, having fun boys?"

"This is awesome!" All three boys are amazed by their fiery horse mounts, and they don't even feel any burns from riding this fiery steed. Also, this is the first time these kids visited Wrath Ring.

Then Lincoln looks to the others and Alastor is smiling and closing his eyes, as if he is feeling the rush of the wind through his hair, while Husk drinks as he rides his horse and he actually seems fine and not drunk. They soon stop galloping and just remain with their horses slowly trotting around the lands of Wrath Ring.

As they slowly make their way back to the ranch where they got these fiery horses. Stolas sees Blitzo go near him, and then Stolas hands him a plush owl. "Ummm, what is this Blitzo?"

Blitzo sighs. "For your wife, there is a note inside and I wish to allow your wife to see the note I have left for her, something for her to read so that I can speak with her, about some things we need to explain and make amends about."

Stolas is concerned and he speaks to Blitzo. "Blitzo, everything is fine now. There is no need for this and..."

"I have to talk to her in private and I wish this note to be sent to her so we can settle things, please Stolas... Let her read this and so I can speak with her when the time is right." Blitzo has pleading eyes and Stolas knows that this is serious and he nods, and then he needs to speak.

"Blitzo, thank you for telling me that we should break off what we do, it gave me a clear understanding that we both needed to fix our mistakes from the past, mostly mine. I am sorry that you thought you always needed me and it made you feel weak, I didn't mean for that. I am still grateful that we're not together anymore, and that I can rekindle with my wife, and my daughter."

Blitzo nods. "I did what I had to, and I had my own special lady on my mind. We're cool buddies, you and I, and what we did in the past is the past, and we should all look ahead for the fucking future."

Stolas smirks. "For the fucking future." they both fist bump and then shake their hands, and they all continue this nice and calming trot back to the ranch, the best way to end this Guy's night out.

Vortex then has an idea. "Hey, you guys wanna crash at my place and have a party?"

They all cheer. "Oh hell yeah!"

To be continued in the next chapter folks!

A/N: There isn't any problems which involves getting laid, but at least they got to spend some guy's night time with the Radio Demon and it seems like Stolas has to make sure his wife receives what he was given from Blitzo, something they should soon speak when I private. I do hope that you guys and gals out there enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 11/24/21.