Time to see which old guy is the better old guy, and I don't just mean two Spanish men whom wish to be dubbed awesome, but also two other old guys... Well, one is an old dude and the other is a demon, the time has come, so let's get ready to elderly rumble! Based on the episode from the Casagrandes called "Battle of the Abuelo's!" Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Three old guys and an imp."

(February 17. Great Lakes City.)

This time, we see the car of Blitzo and Loona arrive and the two vehicles park next to the apartment building of the Casagrandes, and they all walk out of their rides and are looking around the place. "It's so good to be fucking back here" replied Blitzo.

Albert looks around. "I was here before, five years ago. I don't recall why."

Luna chuckles. "It'll come back to you, Pop-pop. For now, I am gonna go and check out the local music store. Catch you dudes later." Luna then walks away from them and heads off someplace else.

Loona then looks to the others. "You all have fun with whatever you guys came here to do, and I will be getting my nails down and I choose this city and Margarita because she makes it seem better and she seems to know the styles of others better than any beautician I have ever seen."

Loona then goes over to her son and she kisses his forehead. "See you soon, kiddo." she sees Blitzo also wanting a kiss on his forehead, and Loona groans. "No." she then walks away.

Lincoln and Albert chuckle seeing that, and they watch Loona head off someplace else. Blitzo smirks. "Well, I tried." He then looks to the others. "So, you guys got some other plans too?"

Albert and Lincoln nod and then Lincoln speaks. "Pop-pop and I will be going around the city and checking out the place, so this is a bonding time for us. You can tag along if you want, Blitzo."

Albert nods. "Yeah, extra company would be nice."

Blitzo chuckles. "Well, I would but I got something else to do. Perhaps I'll join you boys when I am done with my shopping. For now you two should... What the heck is with the motorbike?"

They spot this elderly man with dark hair on his motorbike and then they see Carlota, CJ, Carl, Carlitos, Ronnie Anne and Bobby come out of the apartment and greet the guy on the bike, whom they call. "Grandpa Danny!"

This is something they did not see coming and then they see the guy give money to the kids with his bike, and then he hugs Frida and gives her some special soft tissues and this makes Albert realize. "Oh, this old guy must be the dad of Frida over there, well I think he's an old guy."

Blitzo smirks. "Well, I am not old and yet I am a grandpa, and I don't give a two shits about being called gramps or anything of the elderly family small cliché names."

Lincoln then speaks. "Let's go and see what the hell this is all about." They then make their way to the group of the Casagrandes and the Santiagos speaking with this awesome biker old man.

Ronnie Anne does notice them. "Oh, hey guys. Meet Grandpa Danny, he's an awesome stunt biker man, he is always on set with Vivi Powers and her movies and shows, he is so awesome!"

Danny chuckles. "Well, not to brag. But, my career has landed me into something else, so be ready for the next Jurassic Park or World film, because I am riding like a champ on that, I think." He then sees Lincoln and the others and he chuckles. "Oh, well if it ain't the life changing demons and boy, good to see ya kid. Oh, and whose the old guy?"

Albert shakes hands with him. "Albert Willard, I'm Lincoln's grandpa from his maternal side, well the other maternal side." They then do an arm wrestling and both seem tough. "Nice grip, Danny."

Danny smirks. "Thanks, and for an old man you got some strength and I can only assume that tattoo is not just for show, huh Albert?"

Albert chuckles and the two old dudes let go. "Nope, was in the navy and fought hard and well."

Danny then sees Blitzo. "You the other grandpa or something?"

Blitzo snickers. "Yeah, I may be young but I honestly don't mind being called grandpa, makes me feel special. I mean, I so love my family and the life we have now, almost as better as assassinating folks for the sake of anyone in hell."

Danny is surprised by this, and then he recalls what Carlota told him once, and same with Frida. "Oh, the whole assassination thing. Well, glad I didn't make much enemies, I think. I don't know if they are..."

"don't worry, we're not gonna let anyone come after someone unless the reason is legit for them to come to hell, and a tough old dude like you doesn't seem worth to go to hell if you look this awesome!" said Lincoln. "Nice bike too."

Danny chuckles and fist bumps with the boy. "Thanks, Lincoln. Made her myself and she has been with me ever since I married my wife!" They all chuckle hearing that, but they all don't notice Hector is grumbling he doesn't like Danny at all, and now he has two other grandpa's who are awesome.

(Later.)

We now see all of them are inside the apartment building, and they spent an awesome and cool day with Danny Puga, he showed them the cool stuff he could do.

Danny and his crepes, which Blitzo also shows that he can make one, and it is something he picked up from some innovative cooking ideas he has come up with.

They were confused as to why would Hector try some singing, only to be beaten by Hector and Albert combined. They didn't think Albert could sing and rap, that is awesome!

Then they all went for Yogurt, though it didn't end well when Danny was stuck in the express train and was out of there, and they all went for yogurt but Blitzo stayed behind and went after the guy, using the portal medallion he has, though it won't be easy that Danny is in a moving object.

Now we see Hector being confronted by Blitzo and Danny. "Oh Blitzo. Here's you're groceries, and I am glad you prepaid them. The apples are fresh and..."

"Thanks you, jerk!" Blitzo then takes the bag. "Alright, douchebag what the fuck was that about? Everyone was going for yogurt and you let the cool guy get stuck in an express train someplace else?"

Danny then speaks. "Blitzo here managed to bring me back, he had five attempts because I was in a moving object. So, what the heck is your problem with me?"

Hector scoffs. "You are making me look bad in front of my grandkids, and I do not appreciate you trying to be the cooler grandpa!"

Blitzo then stops being angry. "What? That's what this shit is all about?"

Danny chuckles and then wipes away some tears from his laughter at this joke. "Hector... For reals? Well, I will tell ya one thing. You have a point, I am the cooler grandpa."

Hector growls. "You think you can be better than me, well then I challenge you to a grandpa battle, the winner will be dubbed the coolest and awesome grandpa ever!"

Danny smirks and he crosses his arms. "You're on, and you don't stand a chance old man!"

"Old? You're old too!" said Hector in anger.

Danny then points to the head of Hector. "Says the guy with less than attractive hair on the head."

"I am so fucking in!" They look to Blitzo and he looks super excited. "If we're have a fucking contest, then count me the fuck in! I am so gonna beat you two dumbasses!"

"Seriously?" Lincoln and Albert are there and eating some sandwiches. "This is ridiculous, guys..."

Albert then speaks. "Count me in too!" He then swallows his sandwich and then burps. "If you guys are gonna have this clash, then I albert Willard am gonna be part of it and show you old folks, and Blitzo, just who the awesome and cool grandpa is. After all, I did beat 25 marines in paintball wars."

Danny smirks. "Oh, this is gonna be good!"

Lincoln looks to all of them. "Oh well... Might as well make sure we all remember this shit." He then has a video camera and prepares to record what this is about to become, a Battle of the Grandpas! And Abuelo's!

(Battle of the Grandpa's and Abuelo's!)

They have Ronnie Anne, Carlota, Bobby, CJ, Carl, Carlitos and Lalo watch as these old guys battle it out and with Lincoln recording the whole thing.

The first thing they do is to see who can handle spicy food, and they take the try on Hector's secret spicy pepper stash, unfortunately Danny couldn't take the heat, but Albert and Blitzo are both handling well, then Blitzo drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and this shocks Hector, but Albert chuckles and he does the same, these guys know their spicy! Hector, Blitzo and Albert win!

Next they go fishing, Hector does catch a fish, but Danny goes into the water and he grabs a big one. Then Albert has a big one and it barfs out several smaller and a large fish, and even someone's license plate, but then the water glows and Blitzo comes out with a demonic trout that is as big as the Silva Hound House, and it's dead from a harpoon to the eye. Blitzo wins this one, for sure.

Next is to see who can drink Mr. Prune and last, Danny lost and he had to rush to the bathroom, then Hector rushes in. Albert waits like 30 minutes, and then he needs to use the restroom, but he doesn't seem rushed. Blitzo on the other hand... He's already drunk 10 bottles and he doesn't even feel anything, so Blitzo wins this round. Jeez.

Next is a mustache wrestling match, though Blitzo doesn't have one, so they will let his tail be an acception and he lost, the winner though is Danny as he has beaten Albert, Hector and Blitzo. "Alright, time to settle this once and for all, with something epic!"

(End Montage.)

They are all on the roof and they count down. "Tres! Dos! Uno! Blast off!" Danny then rides off on his bike and he goes to the ramp and he cheers and yells and he flies across the sky and makes it to the other building.

"Nailed it!"

They all cheer at what they just witnessed, but then Albert smirks. "Well then, let me show you what I can do."

(Later.)

All of them are still waiting, but then Lincoln looks up and sees something. "Yup, classic Pop-pop." They all look up and see an airplane, and Albert jumps off and all of them are surprised by what this old guy is doing, and Danny smirks and claps.

"Now that is one extreme old guy!" He sees Albert is doing a break dance as he is freefalling. "Whoa, he is one awesome and extreme old guy! He should be doing movies or something, man!"

Blitzo smirks and chuckles. "Wait for it!"

They then see Albert inbound for the apartment building, and he deploys his parachute and the words on his chute say. "Who stepped on a frog?" They all chuckle and laugh, and other folks see this and are also cheering and laughing, because that was awesome!

Albert makes it to the roof and he removes his chute. "And that is how I make it all awesome!" The chute however hits Sergio who is returning home and he is sent off hitting the billboard of Burger Blast. Albert then looks to the imp. "Alright, Blitzo. Let's see what you can do."

Blitzo grins. "Well then, partners. This is about to get wild."

(At the Park.)

It has been an hour and they see Blitzo is riding the back of a fiery horse, and they have been doing amazing tricks galloping around, leaping through hoops of fire and jumping over some folks while Blitzo is lassoing some squirrels and throwing them into trash cans.

Blitzo even ate some pizza while riding the fiery horse, and they gallop in reverse, and this is something they didn't see coming, and Lincoln didn't think Blitzo would bring something from Wrath Ring and now he is questioning this. 'Wait, does Blitzo own a demonic fire horse?!'

Danny chuckles. "Whoa. That dude sure can ride that thing, heck I don't think my butt can handle that heat."

Albert chuckles. "No kidding, Blitzo here is a fan of horses, and he did once work in a circus and decided to be the first ever imp to start his own business." He then looks towards Hector. "You're the last guy standing to show us what you can do, Hector."

CJ then speaks. "Yeah, Abuelo. What can you do to prove that you are the coolest grandpa?"

Hector smirks. "Oh, I can show you all something better."

(Later.)

They all make the count down. "Tres. Dos. Uno. Blast off!" they watch as Hector is in his clothing he wore back when he was young, and he rides on the back of a bull and he is holding on well.

"Whoa. Look at Abuelo go!" said Ronnie Anne.

"He's holding on tight and he's not even slipping" said Bobby.

Blitzo then feeds his horse. "Yeah, he's alright. Though, I have seen better bull rides than that, and you don't wanna know what I mean." Carl is about to ask, but Carlota stops him from asking.

Albert then notices something. "Hector, you're belt..." But it's too late, and the golden buckle on his belt comes off and hits the back of the bull's head, and that bovine is angry! The beast shakes Hector around and he lands through the fence, and his pants go down, revealing his red underwear. "Oh boy."

"Wrong day to wear those, dude!" yelled Lincoln. And it's too late, the bull rammed right into the hind quarters of Hector, horns first!

(Back at the apartment.)

Albert is carrying Hector and he places him onto the couch and then Carlota hands him an ice pack. "Thanks guy's and wow that hurts."

Danny then sits down and all of the listen to what he says. "Hector, I need to say. I'm sorry you got hurt, and honestly I was impressed that you can ride that bull. Also, I can see that this does mean a lot to you, because you have been competing your hardest to prove that you are better than me."

Danny then looks to Albert and Blitzo. "Alright, so those two just competed for fun. But anyway, the truth is. I don't think I should be called the coolest and awesome grandpa."

Hector is surprised. "Wait, what? Why? Danny, you are better than me. You proved it since you got here!"

Danny nods. "True, true. But, an awesome, cool, wicked and extremely great grandpa is only proven by what they are good at. I am good at what I do with my bike and on set, I know that you are a hard-working man with a Mercado and one big familia, and I can respect that. I am not around to spend time with the little guys, but you do and that means that you are an awesome and cool grandpa, hour own way."

Hector smiles hearing this. "Wow. Thanks Danny that means a lot. You know, we're both awesome old guys, well grandpa's... Abuelo's!"

Danny chuckles and cheers. "Abuelo's forever!" He then fist bumps and high fives with Hector. The others are happy to hear this, now this competition is over.

Albert smirks. "Dang right, we old guys have our own skills and just because we're old doesn't mean we can be cool, in our own dang way! Right Blitzo?"

"True." Blitzo then grins. "But, I did the scores and counted the wins, and... I fucking won! Suck on it, I won! I am the coolest, awesome and extremely hot grandpa around!" Blitzo then calms down. "But, we're all awesome badass grandpas. Right?"

They all cheer and then fist bump each other, then Danny has an idea. "Wait, I think I know how we can make this the best thing ever, and prove why we're cool, awesome and extreme old guys!"

(Later.)

We now see Danny on his bike and on the side car is Hector, and the second sidecar is Albert, and on the demonic fire horse is Blitzo. All four of them are wearing sunglasses, helmets and leather jackets that say. "Cool, awesome and dang extreme Grandpa's!"

The others are impressed. "Whoa! Now that is awesome!" said Lincoln as he records this.

Danny chuckles. "Don't try this at home kids."

Albert speaks. "Because we're professionals."

Hector smirks. "And we know what we're doing!"

Blitzo then yells. "Let's fucking ride, you old farts!"

They then ride off towards the sunset and the others cheer at what they are seeing. Loona and Luna then show up and saw what happened, Loona then asks. "What the heck happened and what did we miss?"

But then the bull comes back and knocks away the bike and sidecars that had Danny, Albert and Hector, and then the bull chases Blitzo and he rides off in panic. All of them remain silent and wide eyed, and then Luna speaks. "We should go and see if they're fine, right?"

They all make a run for it and see if the old guys are okay, but they're fine. Why? Because they are the coolest, awesomest, and extreme Grandpa's and Abuelo's ever!

"To be continued folks!"

A/N: Based off of the episode "Battle of the Abuelo's!" But with Albert and Blitzo in the mix! They are awesome, and wicked cool, despite Blitzo being younger than them, also get ready for the 500th chapter! I do hope that you enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 12/18/21 – 12/19/21.