Just a casual day for everyone, from above, or from below at Royal Woods or perhaps somewhere in hell, and all leading to what is to come for next month and soon around next week, oh and Blitzo having a new problem, along with Verosika having a new problem. So, enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The sky, the Park and in Hell."
(February 23. Somewhere high above Royal Woods.)
High above, this is where we see Lucy Loud and her friends, the Young Mortician's Club: Haiku, Boris, Persephone, Dante and Morpheus and the group are enjoying being high in the sky, but mostly because they are all on the back of a demonic wyvern, Edmund.
Persephone sighs. "This feels so much better than walking amongst everyone else living, but I do need to ask, Lucy. Why is she here?" They all see EveLynn and she looks down to the town below them.
EveLynn is confused by those words and she looks to Persephone confused. "Excuse me, but what the heck is wrong with that?"
"We just thought this was a simple ride for the Young Morticians Club" replied Dante. "We didn't think you'd be involved in this."
EveLynn feels insulted by this. "So I don't have the rights to be there for my little sister? You guys think I was better off just being down there and not being up here to spend time with her? Is this what you pale dorks are thinking about?!"
Lucy then intervenes. "Everyone silence. EveLynn, this is my club so let me handle this and I am alright with you tagging along on this flight." she then looks to her club members. "The rest of you, do not think about disrespecting my sister just because she is here, she hasn't even done anything wrong."
Haiku also agrees with her. "She is right, EveLynn is her sister, and talking back to her with the presence of Lucy is a bad sign that one of you could be launched off from a great height. Recall, Edmund is a member of the Bingham-Horvitz family, and one wrong move of words and he will capsize everyone."
They see the demonic wyvern looking at them with red eyes and hissing, and so they remain silent. Then Lucy continues this flight, and then she speaks. "So, when can we expect Bartholomew to arrive to Royal Woods?"
Haiku then tells her. "Around before spring break. He will arrive, we were told he would return but his ship was delayed and he is going to be a long time before he comes here. Yet, we must be prepared for when he does come for reals, and know what his new intentions are."
"That means he might be trying to get his hands on any demonic power" replied Boris. "But, I don't think he is capable of overpowering a demonic force, even one such as Velvet. She is an overlord, correct?"
EveLynn says that one. "She is an overlord, and possibly the craziest around. If that little punk thinks about bringing harm to the others, then he is so screwed up big time."
"I would be overjoyed within my mind if he were skewered in the head, and his eye balls popping out" replied Morpheus. "It would be a truly great moment for all of us."
"True, and with this information we must inform my parents, to make sure they can be ready for this" replied Lucy. "But the reasons for Bartholomew not coming here as we were told, the reasons have to be from many delays in the docks. I am not genius with ships and shipyards, but I know someone who knows, and he is the father of Jordan Rosato."
EveLynn also knows what Lucy is talking about. "Whoa. Not kidding there, sis. We can ask Mr. Rosato and you guys can sort out when asshole pale kid former leader is gonna show up. You guys remember the name of the ship he was on, right?"
"Not sure, he never informed us about that stupid sunny and smiles... Wait, the ships name is the sunny smiles cruiser." Morpheus sighs. "Such an awful name, and yet an easy ship to track down, and we can sort out when he will arrive soon."
Lucy thinks about this. "Now that does sound like a good idea. We can ask him, but for now let us enjoy this moment in the sky." They all remain silent and continue to feel the silence and the wind in their hair.
Then Boris realizes. "I don't think I can be able to feel the wind in my hair."
(Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln and Loona are showing Sam the photo that the hellhound took, of someone days ago and that someone is Luna dressed in the same casual attire that Loona would wear sometimes, and this surprises Sam. "Wow... Just wow. Lunes, you look damn sexy in those, as sexy as your mom."
Luna blushes. "Well, that attire was made by Leni, and I requested it just to see what it was like to dress like mom... sorta."
Loona can tell that there is something else behind this. "Lunes, were you also trying to turn into hellhound form and see if you had an almost same appearance as I do when I wear that kinda attire?"
Luna sighs and she explains. "Yeah, I was doing that. I just wanted to know what I would look like, in my hellhound form and looking like you. I wanted to see if it feels like I am your daughter, and yet I am, but I wanted to try that shit out."
Sam smirks. "You look good in it, and I am impressed by how amazing you looked in your mom's clothing, and still I need to be honest. Whether in human or hellhound form, your mom is sexy as hell!"
Loona chuckles. "Thanks, Sam Sharp. But, I don't have any plans for someone to love. I am still in deep bond with my pups, mostly my first adopted and infused with my blood." She then sniffs her son's hair and then kisses his forehead and she licks his cheek, and this makes Lincoln chuckle at Loona being affectionate towards him.
Luna and Sam smile seeing this, they know how much Lincoln means to the hellhound, which seems like something Luna feels for her little brother, she then feels Loona pull her close for a hug and she shows the same signs of affection to her adopted human daughter.
Sam chuckles seeing this, and then she sees Blitzo and Verosika and the duo are both talking to each other while walking by the pond, but then she sees someone walking towards them. "Guys, is that Mr. Spokes?"
The others also see this and they can see that the father of Rusty Spokes is flirting with Verosika and they can see that Blitzo is pissed off, and then this pisses off the succubus and they can see her yelling at the man and looking pissed off.
Then they see that Mr. Spokes is not afraid, and he tries to flirt with her some more, which then angers the imp and he yells back at Rodney Spokes and they can tell that this is spiraling into somethin stupid and bad, and then Verosika slaps the man, followed by Blitzo stomping on his foot, and Blitzo and Verosika push the man into the pond and they both take their leave from the Park.
They see Rodney Spokes surfacing and he does not look happy, and Lincoln knows what this means. "Well, looks like we got another problem to deal with. All because that retard doesn't have a wife anymore, what a fucking asshole."
Loona sighs and is annoyed. "No fucking kidding. As if that fucker flirting with me was bad enough, now he thinks he can flirt with Verosika Mayday? What the fuck is wrong with him?"
Luna and Sam both have one answer. "Brain Damaged asshole." they then fist bump with each other, and they too take their leave from the Park, but Lincoln is now concerned about something else.
'I am concerned if that asswipe encounters Dia, summer or the other folks we know, such as Bobbie Fletcher, Michelle Lewis or possibly the other super attractive... Wait, Cristina's mom is single, sorta. Chances he might flirt with her, we can't let this mother fucker think he can flirt with anyone. I won't allow that shit. We need a fucking plan.'
(The Hazbin Hotel.)
Charlie and Vaggie are both talking at the lobby, far from the others and they seem concerned, and it seems like both are trying to figure something out, and watching this are Husk, Angel Dust and Niffty. "So, this whole stick they're doing has something to do with Leni's big Birthday Bash next week, huh?"
Niffty agrees. "Sure seems that way. Charlie looks worried about something, and Vaggie looks angry about something, and I think we all know what that something, or someone is, right?"
Angel Dust sighs and he agrees, and then he lights his cigarette. "No kidding, short stacks. Sir Pentious, the same asswipe who escaped the last ring in hell, and is now missing or in other words, wanted by the head boss of this land. Heck, I'd go after him for what he did to Lori and Leni."
Husk scoffs and he shuffles his cards. "Get in line, freak show. Apparently other demons and assholes in this land want a piece of the reward. Lucifer did promise cash, and that means assassins, bounty hunters and other hunting freaks want the prize. Kinda surprises I.M.P is not gunning for it."
Niffty then cleans the dirt with the vacuum. "Well, they have their own job and maybe they have something else planned. Alastor seems to be up to something, besides his radio tower thing he wanted. I am so happy he has one, but he won't let me go in to clean it."
"Ain't that the fucking sorry ass truth" replied Angel Dust. He then drinks a glass of whiskey. "But chances that Radio Demon is up to something, and a radio tower on the hotel? Well, what are the odds he could be striking fear like the old fucking days?"
Husk scoffs. "Not likely, chances that smiling asshole is bearing the radio tower just for his fucking entertainment. Also, what the fuck are you doing here, freak show? Shouldn't you be at your dance club or something?"
"The name is Burlesque place, Husky. Not a dance club, and right now I need a break from the place" replied Angel Dust. "Another fucking reason why I am here, to see what kind fucking fun is around here, since I am the first ever sinner to come to this place."
Niffty is confused. "And yet you are not the first successful sinner to be redeemed of your sins and head to heaven, right?"
Angel Dust remains silent and is annoyed, while Husk snickers. "Fucking idiot, nice one little brat." Niffty then looks towards Husk. "What? What the fuck are you looking at?"
Niffty blinks. "You need a bath again, because you smell awful."
This alarms Husk and he slowly backs away. "Well, look at the fucking time. I gotta go and do some, shit..." He then runs for it.
Niffty laughs and then she has some cleaning stuff, for cleaning a furry sinner. "He always runs, but he cannot escape me." She then goes after the sinner, and she races past Lady G who goes towards Angel Dust.
"So, the cat being washed again?" she is then handed a glass of whiskey.
Angel Dust snickers and chuckles. "Fucking hell yeah, also you got what you have planned for the birthday of Leni Magne next week?"
Lady G smirks. "Of course I do, Angel Dust. I wouldn't wanna miss her birthday for the world, though I do wonder. Is there anyone special in her life?"
Angel Dust is about to say something, but then he stops and thinks about this. "Huh, now that I think about it. She never told me anything about a guy for her eyes, which could mean she is single and not looking for a dude."
Lady G is surprised and then she calms down and thinks about this. "Very interesting."
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: Bartholomew might come back, but then need knowledge from Rick Rosato, and the father of Rusty is the new problem besides Lynnard still alive and someplace else, and as for Lady G. What the heck does she have as a gift, and will they find Sir Pentious? I hope you all enjoyed reading this folks!
Date made: 12/24/21.
