Time to strategically know when their former Goth president is coming, and at the same time a brewing conflict is about to conjure back in Royal Woods, and it involves Blitzo and his new major problem/pain in the fucking ass. So, enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Prepared and Annoyed."

(February 24. Rose Shipping Company, somewhere in Saginaw.)

We now see Lucy and her Young Morticians club, and with them are EveLynn and Jordan, as they are in the office of Rick Rosato, and the Goth's are fascinated by the small model of the Titanic Ship. "How long did it take you to make the ship that tragically killed thousands?"

Rick Rosato has no clue what to say about those words. "Ummmm... eight hours of hard work, and it wasn't easy trying to setup every single detail, I made that during my college years."

He then goes over to the group. "Alright, so the ship you told me about which is called the Sunny Smiles is inbound for Huron soon, around this week. The cruise ship won't be inbound for Saginaw until next month, before spring break. That is all the information I can give you kids."

"Thanks dad. Much appreciated." Jordan and the gang leave, then Lucy goes back and drags Boris away.

"Wait, if I can listen closely I can hear the tiny screams of the deceased from the ship."

Rick Rosato is confused by all of this and he looks to the model of the Titanic on his desk. I think I need something else besides this ship. I need a new model ship."

Outside, we see Jordan talking to the group as they are walking out of the shipping company. "Well, there's the information you need. So, what do you guys plan to do?"

Lucy then thinks about this. "Well, that does sound like something we cannot stop, but it depends if someone calls for a kill request, and no you guys cannot do so. We are assassins for those in hell, and nothing more."

Morpheus then asks. "And what about Jordan's parents? Didn't they request the death of Boy Jordan? Wait, or was it Andrew?"

"It was Andrew, but the reason for them to be requested to kill him is because it became personal. Bartholomew didn't do anything wrong, yet" replied Jordan. "So, the best way for Bartholomew to be kept at bay, is to wait for someone to request his end, or delay his inbound routes back to Royal Woods."

EveLynn then thinks about this. "Guys, as awesome it would be stop this little Goth turd from doing something horrible, we cannot kill him. But that doesn't mean we can't be cautious and prepared for what he has planned when he comes here, or we could... Delay his arrival."

"Now that does sound like a good plan" replied Persephone.

"Don't even dare guys" replied Jordan. "You guys will be caught and in some deep trouble doing that act, do not go for it, I am serious." She then calms down. "Guys, don't do anything and this will be informed to Lincoln and the others, he doesn't want you guys going into someplace where you won't be forgiven so easily."

That is something Lucy and EveLynn feared, they didn't wanna let Lincoln knows about this, so he best option they have is to just wait for the arrival of their former president, and Lucy and EveLynn know that their parents have to be informed, and so does the Radio Demon, and even Octavia Ars Goetia.

Lucy then goes through her head, for a plan to handle this. 'Wait, Tannins and Athena might help, perhaps Tannins can hack her way into the system and take down the lanes of that ship where Bartholomew is on. Through that he won't be able to come here.'

'But for that to happen, I need to make sure she can agree to the plan, otherwise Bartholomew might return with something new, and foreign in demonic power. I hope he didn't try and snag something out of Transylvania.'

EveLynn has her own plans to make up, and she has an idea. 'Velvet, Cherry Bomb and Angel Dust. They might help, they could stage the event as the ship struck a mine underwater, but that would risk the lives of some folks and be put into investigation by the cops.'

'I need to think of another plan. Perhaps someone who can... Tannins and Athena. Tannins is super-smart and she can hack or do whatever it is her hacking brain can do, and then we can stop that asshole Goth kid. I don't think I have met this kid before. But I don't like him one bit.'

Haiku has her own thoughts about this. 'We could spread the word, and make sure that everyone knows about Bartholomew and his treachery, and through that everyone will not be part of whatever scheme he has, I doubt he can pay thugs to help him, and he doesn't like big and strong folks, especially life guards.'

'Looks like I need to make a plan, and inform this to the other members on what they think, we will need to inform Lucy once we have all come into an agreement, and also inform her parents and everyone else. Things have changed, and who knows what Bartholomew would be after now.'

Jordan notices this and she can tell that all of them are up to something, and she doesn't like this. 'You guys think you can pull out a plan behind Linc's back and the others? You guys are gonna be in deep shit trouble, but then again... Lincoln would know if something is wrong, it is in his hellhound nature to assume the outcome on what comes next.'

EveLynn then asks. "So, who wants to go to the Burpin' Burger when we return home?" Lucy then uses her medallion and she opens a portal for them to go through, back home to Royal Woods. Lucy and EveLynn have a plan, and so does Haiku and the club, and Jordan knows that this is gonna turn to bullshit, and Lincoln Silva Hound has to be warned of this.

(Blitz-O's Diner.)

Blitzo is handling his restaurant, and the place is super busy and he is in the kitchen with his staff, and helping with the lunch rush and with them is Verosika Mayday, learning how to cook alongside the owner of this restaurant.

"Alright, so you wanna knead the dough into something that can make it as soft as a bed in a hotel, the softest bed in the hotel you have ever been to."

Verosika snickers. "Such as the hotel we went to years ago on our fifth date? Because you were an excellent little imp." She then kisses his nose and this makes Blitzo's skin tingle. She then finishes kneading the dough. "So, how is this?"

Jesse Rosato goes over and checks on it. "That looks alright, this is your first time, right?"

Verosika nods. "Fuck yeah, it is. I mean, I can see why this seems so easy, and perhaps o should try and coo for myself and not buy some shitty expensive food to my room, which comes with a very disturbing love letter from someone in the hotel."

Blitzo then chuckles. "Well, then. Looks like the succubus is looking for some cooking lessons and I can handle that shit and..." They then hear a commotion outside. "What the fucking hell is going on?" He then leaves the kitchen, he then looks back. "Everyone stay here, let the boss handle this problem."

Verosika is impressed by his leadership and the other cooks notice this and smirk. She is really digging into Blitzo now, and the past they had against each other is all but faded, and they all were told why Blitzo and Verosika broke up, and they are glad he changed and they made amends with each other.

Blitzo then sees who it is. "Kotaro, back on. I got this shit." The Japanese-American man backs away, and he lets the boss confront Rodney Spokes. "So, what the hell do you want? Because we don't do drive-thru's or deliver food to folks houses, we're restaurant not a fast food joint."

Rodney is angered. "I wanna see Verosika Mayday, and show her that I am far better than you will ever be, little man!"

Blitzo scoffs. "First off, I am a demon and I can be taller than you when I fucking feel like it. Also, this obsession over the succubus I am dating is all caused because Mr. Asshole here doesn't know when to get over a fucking divorce, which you have a part to play. Terrible dad of the fucking millennia."

Rodney growls and is annoyed, and the others all whisper about what is happening. "Well what makes her love you? You're a small and annoying piece of crud, you don't have the many biceps as I do! Watch!" He then rolls up his sleeves and tries to show his muscles, and everyone records this stupid thing, and nothing is going on. "Wait... It's coming."

Blitzo then checks his watch and he crosses his arms. "Hey, dumbfuck. We're here and still waiting, should we wait for when the next year comes or when half of us are bigger and better than you?" Everyone chuckles at that joke. "Also, one more thing she loves about me. I am funny to her, and you are not."

Rodney then stops and he is angered by this. "Well, I haven't been to the gym in a long while, that's all..."

Blitzo smirks. "When was that? The other day or last week, or was it after the big football game where you would be on the couch and gobbling away on food like a turkey ready for thanksgiving?"

Everyone laughs hearing that, and so does Mayberry and her daughter, Luan. "Good one, Blitzo!"

Rodney didn't like being made a fool, it brought back his High School Days when he was a total loser, he then turns red. "Well, I challenge you to a manly competition, next month on the first day! The winner get Verosika Mayday as a prize!"

Blitzo scoffs. "Asshole sexist dumbfuck. Saying that she is some kind of prize is wrong. I have learned and known that a woman such as her, is not an object to be abused and used. She is an elegant, sexy and worth the future kinda woman, and I would never put her on the line. I fucking love her, to death."

Verosika hears this and she is touched, and then she comes out. "Next month, the 1st of March. I will accept this, and I know Blitzo will win this." Blitzo is confused, and tries to reason with her but she stops him. "I heard everything, and you were quite the ladiesman with those words, and I fucking love you to death too. So, take this mother fucking retarded divorced dumb fucking mother asswipe, and show him who is manlier."

She then kisses the imp, and he sinks into the kiss. This makes everyone awe, but Rodney scoffs seeing this. Blitzo feels sparked up with competition. "Alrighty, alright then." He then looks towards Rodney. "Next fucking month, it'll be fucking you and me, and the loser has to..."

"Leave Royal Woods." They all see Rusty and his brother and they have tears in their eyes, and then Rusty speaks while his little brother is heartbroken hearing this. "The loser has to leave the town and never ever come back."

Rodney is confused. "Wait, Rusty... What are you doing?"

"I am sick and tired of this crud dad. You're making things worse for yourself and the last name, and for once... I am so glad I am not gonna be a Spokes anymore, because mom found another man who loves and appreciates her, and is a damn good role model than you ever would!" yelled Rusty.

Rocky remains silent. Rodney is shocked to hear this, and then he watches his son's leave, and never to address themselves into his last names, forever.

Lincoln then steps up. "So, the deed is done and the deal is set, right Alastor?"

The Radio Demon is there and he snickers and he snaps his fingers and the whole place is now glowing ominous blood red, and he steps between Blitzo and Rodney. "For this to be true, we must shake on the deal, and there will be no going back. Now, get to agreement, now gentlemen, and weirdo man."

Blitzo then shakes hands with Alastor, and his eyes glow and he snickers. "Pussy."

This angers Rodney and he shakes the Radio Demons hand, and a bright red light with red souls goes around the place, and Alastor speaks. "The deed is done, the rules are made, and the ones to choose the challenge will be the local women who know what a man has to do to be, a man worth someone to love." Alastor then has Blitzo and Rodney shake hands and the two of them look to each other sternly.

"Next month, you are going down and that woman is coming with me, and you'll be gone, for good."

"Well, when I am done with you. No one and I mean fucking no one, will even remember the name, Rodney retarded Spokes."

Everyone laughs hearing this, and it just angers Rodney. The Radio Demon looks to both sides and he snickers and laughs. 'Well, this sure is going to be very entertaining. Stay tuned, folks!'

"To be continued folks!"

A/N: Looks like Bartholomew will be back soon, and they need a plan to prepare for his arrival, otherwise this is gonna be bullshit real fast, meanwhile Blitzo has a new problem and his name is Rodney Spokes. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 12/25/21.