The time has come, the competition is at hand and everything is gonna come down to who wins this and the prize of a succubus, and who loses and walks away from everything within this town, the battle between Blitzo of I.M.P and Rodney from something, has begun! Enjoy reading this folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Blitzo vs Rodney."

(March 1. Outskirts of Royal Woods.)

This is where the battle lines are drawn, this is where the competition begins, and this is where a lot of folks around Royal Woods has shown up, and the whole event is being broadcasted on the Royal Woods news channel, and not just that. But we have a very special guest here on earth.

"Hey there folks, I am Tom Trench and for the first time in history a competition between a demon from hell and a human from earth is about to take place, right here and the clash is for the prize loving hand of one of hell's famous and lustful succubus, Verosika Mayday."

"This is also an amazing moment, because for the first time 666 News is broadcasting here, live with myself in the field and I would like to thank the future overlord, Lincoln Silva Hound for allowing me to come and make this possible."

Oh, and the camera man of Tom Trench is a remote controlled drone which he manages, this is a deal that was made otherwise 666 News won't be the ones broadcasting this and someone else might. As this goes on, he is noticed by Katherine Mulligan and her news crew and they are surprised to see this sinner. 'So, he must be one of those news reports in hell, wow!'

As this goes on, we see Blitzo talking with his family and he is dressed for the first round of this contest, and he is dressed in a black trench coat jacket and black sunglasses, while Rodney Spokes glares at him wearing a white jacket and black slacks and he doesn't like how Blitzo has a lot of folks talking to him, and even news crews wanna come over and the Royal Woods Gazette.

Rodney then sees his ex-wife, and his kids. But he sees that they don't even bother going anywhere near him, and they are accompanied by the man his ex-wife has met, Brandon. This infuriates Rodney and he feels like his blood is going to be changed, forever.

Rodney also feels saddened to know that his kids aren't gonna be rooting for him, and he also sees a lot of folks are selling Blitzo-based merchandise, and this makes Blitzo amazed and happy and he calls out. "I'm a franchise! Yes, suck on it Robo Fizz!"

Blitzo then looks to his foe and he grins. "Hey, Moxx. What are my odds of me winning this shit against retard fucker over there?"

Moxxie notices this and he chuckles and helps polish the horn of his boss. "He cannot win sir, it is way too obvious and logic that he has no chances of winning this. Perhaps he can try, but he won't be able to win this. Also, he's way too confident in himself, that he is filled with self-doubt, and it will be his biggest downfall."

Lincoln then asks. "Tannins, is Moxxie right on this thing?"

Tannins adjusts her glasses and speaks. "Yes, yes he is. You do not need to be an analyst or a prodigy to see this ordeal and how it shall end. I know that Mr. Spokes is not going to win, he will fall hard and be made a total fool of himself."

"Dang right, he should give up before his dignity is tarnished" replied Luna. They then see the mayor go onto the stage and she makes the announcement.

"Hello, and welcome all to this battle of masculinity and bragging rights, the clash between the owner and boss of Blitz-O's Diner, Blitz!" Everyone cheers seeing him and he waves and winks to the crowd. "And we have Rodney Spokes." Everyone remains silent.

Rodney is confused by this. "Hey, can someone cheer for me?"

Then someone yells. "Boo, you stink!"

Mayor Davis then continues. "Alright, so now I shall turn over the microphone to the Radio Demon, and referee of this competition, and a legendary manager and talent hunter... Janette Wilde!"

Janette Wilde - wearing a black and white striped referee top, and black skirt with black leggings and black heels, and she is wearing her round glasses and has a tablet in her right hand.

The woman is noticed by the crowed and even Sam and Luna are amazed by the appearance of this woman and even Rodney Spokes who is amazed by her attractive looks, and she looks to everyone and smirks. "Well, this sure is something I didn't think would be made possible, and thanks for informing me about this, Michelle Lewis."

Everyone is surprised that Michelle Lewis knows her. Then Janette Wilde is given the microphone and she makes her announcement about this. "Hello and good morning, Royal Woods. Now I didn't think that demons and imps even existed, but after everything that has gone down and the news going out, I am now a dang believer and I am impressed at how far things have gone, and it all started with a hellhound."

Loona blushes and chuckles nervously, and so does Lincoln. They were the ones who started this, a human child from earth and a hellhound from hell.

Janette Wilde then speaks. "So, let us get to this competition. I shall be the referee to this whole competition, and thankfully I have no plans for today and my client is busy with family stuff. Now the rules are simple, I catch any of you two cheating and it's an immediate disqualification and the games are made by the three women who were asked to make this happen, ladies."

They see the three women who have made the choice for these games. "From Great Lakes City, the hair stylist well-known, Margarita." The woman goes on stage and she waves to the cheering folks from Great Lakes City.

"Next, we have someone who is well-known for her intelligence, and yet well-known for her skills and determination as a truly successful and motivated girl, from Fairway University. Carol Pingrey." The blonde young woman goes on stage and she waves to everyone and she waves to her friends, such as Lori and Becky.

"Last but not least, we have the Spanish lady who is the hottest and most well-known in Royal Woods, the lady who acts as the usual substitute teacher in either French or Spanish classes... Alysa DiMartino." All of them see the woman herself, Ms. DiMartino, and Lincoln feels a little bit attracted to her, but Lady G. Valentine and Verosika can feel the romance and true sexuality within that woman. A lot of them men are jaws dropped and heart eyed, even Luna and Sam.

Blitzo smirks. "This is gonna be all too easy for me."

Rodney didn't like this, he tried to flirt with Ms. DiMartino and he got slapped, and he tried to flirt with Margarita when he went to Great Lakes City and she banned him from coming back.

Janette then speaks. "These women will act as judges to the challenges they placed upon each of you, and take note... Should you win, then Verosika Mayday is waiting... Also, I never knew she was a succubus, and should you lose... Then you can say farewell and sayonara to Royal Woods, and the first one which is from Margarita is first, let this contest begin!"

The two rivals then stands on both side of the large and empty area and glare at each other, and then Margarita speaks what they need to do. "Alright, the first challenge which is by me is that you must understand the beauty that my mannequins need!"

They see the mannequins on their chairs and the hair is all messed up, and this surprises Blitzo, but Rodney smirks. "This little lady just needs a new outfit and..."

"No, no dumb guy. Not clothing, hair style and that is it!" said Margarita. "You both have five minutes to make them look dazzling and beautiful!"

Rodney is surprised. "Wait, what?! No! But..."

Blitzo smirks. "Well, one thing I did do. Was handling Loona and her hair." He then grabs the tools he needs and he goes in and gets to work.

The others look to Loona and she chuckles. "He is not wrong. He did help me back then, with my hair and he is an amazing kinda dad when he does that and..."

"She called me dad!" Blitzo then moves faster and faster, and he is going to work with the mannequin and seeing how she would look. "Could use some more style here, and you are gonna look so fabulous darling!" He then goes back in and soon he stops. "Done, and voila!"

They all are surprised to see, that Blitzo has styled his mannequin into what would a girl look like going to prom, with an elegant blonde hair with some ribbons and dazzling curls on the side, and he tops it off by trimming the eye brows and making her eye lashes look nice.

Rodney hasn't even begun, and he is shocked. Margarita is shocked seeing this and she has sparkles in her eyes. "Oh-M-Gosh! Blitz, this is amazing! You are a natural, I guess it is true. You can do an amazing job with your daughter's hair!" This also amazes Carlota and CJ and even Jackie, Mandee, Miguel and Fiona.

But then she snaps out of it. "Right, we need to wait for him to finish." They all look to Rodney.

The man sighs and he readies the scissors and the hair spray. "I can do this and I am better than that imp!" He then begins his work.

(Later.)

After five minutes, Rodney is done. "And she is done. Now, behold and be dazzled by her fabulous look!" But everyone is shocked in horror seeing the mannequin looking horrible, as if her hair has gone through an even worse hair day with a lot of burns, knots and half the hair has been solidified from too much hair spray.

The ex-wife of Rodney feels like vomiting, and Rusty and Rocky are horrified and look away, and the sight of this mannequin makes Carlota faint, and Frida tries to wake her up, and even Miguel and Jackie faint. While Velvet laughs hard and takes a photo of this.

Tom Trench is disturbed. "I've seen Katie Killjoy with better hair than that shitty look. Jeez, that is so messed up and ugly!"

Margarita sees this and her left eye twitches. "Blitz wins." Everyone cheers and Blitzo waves and stands tall, he then carries the hair styled mannequin and places her onto another chair, with an umbrella, and everyone cheers some more at his gentleman like manner.

Seeing this angers Rodney, he wasn't going to let Blitzo win this and he didn't wanna lose. 'He may have won the first one, but I can win the second one for sure!'

(Next Challenge.)

Carol Pingrey makes the announcement. "Alright, guys. This next challenge is a combination of resilience and intelligence, so let's see if you guys can race through the obstacle course which is made by Tannins and Athena. But, this is not just an obstacle course for muscle power, but also brain power!"

Blitzo then takes off his trench coat and reveals he has blue training shorts and a white shirt, and Rodney is wearing a tight wrestling singlet which is blue colored and looks like it could rip off, and the adults cover the eyes of their children seeing that horrible attire.

The two competitors then get into position and they are ready. "On your marks, get set. Go!" She then fires the pistol and the duo race forward, but Blitzo is faster and he races past Rodney. He then leaps over some hurdles and he grabs a paper nearby and sees the question.

How many dinosaur fossils have been discovered within Royal Woods, Michigan? Blitzo chuckles. "I am so glad we killed someone who was near the stupid museum!" He then writes down the answer. "Twenty-Six and counting!" He then reaches the next course.

Rodney tries to jump over the hurdles, but he trips and falls, but he grabs the paper and reads the question. What was the first car brand to have been made famous in Royal Woods, Michigan? Rodney is surprised and he doesn't even know. "Ummmm, Honda?" He writes it down and then gets to the next course.

Carol sees the answers and she is less than amused by what Rodney wrote. "Dingus, the answer was Fung! Also, Blitzo wins the first one!" Everyone cheers and they watch as Blitzo is lying down on the bench press and he begins to lift the weight.

Rodney smirks. "You can't lift that..." He sees Blitzo is managing well, and he reads the question on the paper attached to the weights. Then he places it back on, and then he uses his tail and left arm to lift the dumbbells and count to 20 as he is writing down the answer which was math.

"Done!" He then hands the answers to Carol and she smirks and nods, and then she sees Rodney is struggling, and he is shocked that the question, is a mathematical equation. Blitzo notices this. "Word of advice, moron. When learning to be an assassin and doing paper work, you gotta do the math and who knew that Moxxie and his dumb lecturing words worked for me."

Moxxie didn't know if that was a compliment or insult. Rodney drops the barbell on him and he is struggling, and then he lifts it off of him and it drops to the ground, and he tries to catch his breath, and he tries to answer what was written, but he doesn't know and writes some random number.

Rodney hands the paper to Carol and she checks on it. "This is wrong, and why did you just answer four?! This doesn't even make any sense. What the heck is wrong with you? The math was fractions!" She watches Rodney ignore her, and he goes to the next obstacle course.

Blitzo is now climbing up the wall, and he has to spell the words on the wall, and he knows what the word is and he moves fast and he hits each rock with a letter and he managed to spell. "Constipated." Blitzo laughs. "Nailed it!" He then waits at the top to hit the bell.

Rodney is exhausted and he slowly climbs up, but he didn't even know this is spelling and he is just hitting random rocks and he fails from this, which he was supposed to spell. "Renegade." He does make it to the top, and he crawls to the bell, and so Blitzo rings the bell. "Dude, you suck at this."

Everyone cheers and Carol calls out. "Blitz, is the winner!" The imp boss then jumps off and he is carried by the crowd and he laughs and cheers. Seeing this angers Rodney some more, and he sees that he might not win this, but he wasn't gonna give up just yet.

(Next and Final challenge.)

Ms. DiMartino giggles and she readies her challenge. "I will be asking a series of questions, which will determine who is the better male in this challenge, these questions will be related on the emotional and mental complications of a relationship. Alright?"

Blitzo nods. "Got it, Ms. DiMartino."

Rodney scoffs. "I got this, I was married after all." But this angers his ex-wife.

Ms. DiMartino is confused. "And yet you are divorced?" Everyone snickers to hearing those words from her. Then the woman takes her seat and the two others are seated as if this is "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"

The Spanish woman then asks. "First question: Alright, so if a woman or female is in dire distress from a complicated and emotional problem, how would you comfort her?"

Rodney speaks first. "Show her a good time and make her happy so she can forget about why she is upset."

Blitzo is confused and he speaks. "That does sound right, but making it immediate is way too fast. Sometimes the best option is to calm her down, and when she is calmed down ask her what's wrong and see how the guy can fix the problem and see to it that her happiness is made reality. After all, happy wife, happy life am I right?"

The other guys clap hearing this and the women are amazed by that answer from this imp, and Ms. DiMartino is impressed and she claps, but Rodney scoffs. Then the Spanish woman asks. "Next question: If the woman or female is angered by what you have done, how would you try to calm her down before the whole thing becomes an unstable mess?"

Rodney speaks first quickly before the imp. "Buy her something to make her happy." Everyone remains silent.

Blitzo then takes the time and he speaks. "Apologize, tell her how much that what I did was a total mistake and say that I should've done more than be the big jerk I was back then. I mean, I still and always will regret doing that to her, and some part of me feels like she deserves someone who won't spend her cash on whatever I want, and I would tell her... that I will do everything in my power, to my dying breathe till I make things right, because I love her and would never wanna hurt her."

Everyone remains silent and some of them have tears, and they all clap and cheer hearing that, and even Ms. DiMartino is touched and she claps and wipes away some tears. Verosika Mayday is touched the most, and she feels like she should accept his apology so he doesn't have to feel bad, even though they did make up for what went down back then.

Rodney is confused. "What? Are you serious?"

Everyone is annoyed by his words, and then Ms. DiMartino speaks. "Now, final question for you both. How would you treat a woman or female to a date?"

Rodney cracks his knuckles and he speaks. "Obviously, bring her to the best restaurant I know which is the best I already know about, such as Jean-Juan's, and get her some fine dining food, but to make sure it doesn't seem too expensive so we can continue the rest of the night."

"Then we'd hit it off with some romantic make out time someplace else, and then head back to my place where we can have something else way closer than a romantic time." Everyone has no words, and it didn't seem to sound quite right.

Sam scoffs. "Wow. What a total douchebag." Everyone chuckles and laughs hearing what Sam had said.

Blitzo shakes his head and smirks. "Wow. Well, that sounded way too fast and horny for Mr. Single now." Everyone chuckles, but this angers Rodney, then the imp speaks. "Alright, so one thing I should know is how the lady would like and what she would wanna love."

"I mean, does she like fine dining? Does she wanna go to a party? Would she wanna go to a movie? So, the best chance is to know and understand who that lady is, and see her body language on what she thinks of certain stuff and locations, I know that Verosika would wanna watch something violent, romantic, rated-M, horror and also comedy, along with some gore and slasher-style stuff."

"She would also wanna go partying, but that depends on her mood and how she has been dealing with her day, and the best place for her to party at is either a very prestige location which is expensive but so worth it, or she would wanna go to a place where the level of romance and lust is way above the meter. When that is done, well it's her option on what she wants next."

"Does she wanna head back and get some sleep? Does she wanna get it down and lustful in bed with me? Or, does she wanna go and ride around like a maniac alongside me and we can ride off like we're feeling young and wild. A woman wants to feel young, so you gotta make her feel as if she is that young teenage girl who wants to be wild and free."

"But mostly, be there for her if she is showing some emotions, make it up to her to cover up some mistakes and problems from the past, and also ensure that the whole date night does not turn bad real fast, because a date turning bad could turn the tide in both ways. Either it could be a good thing, or a bad thing. Also, I might not be married... But I have dated Verosika for a long time and I learned romance from the best of the best beings around the world, succubus from hell."

Blitzo then looks to Verosika. "And there is no other dang succubus I would spend the rest of my dang life, than with the one I see right now." Verosika giggles and waves, and so does Blitzo and the imp boss winks. "Love ya, babe."

Everyone is touched and speechless, he does know Verosika Mayday well, and even Ms. DiMartino is surprised. Rodney on the other hand laughs. "For reals? Wow, you are so..."

"Blitz, you won!" said Ms. DiMartino. Everyone cheers and claps at this and the imp boss sighs and he stands up and takes a bow and everyone cheers, claps and calls out his name. "Blitz! Blitz! Blitz! Blitz!" The imp boss is then met with a hug from Verosika and she shares a kiss with him.

"Tonight, you and I are getting it on, hard and with pure bliss."

Blitzo smirks. "Oh. Hell. Yeah. Babe." He then kisses her again and the family of Blitzo go over and congratulate Blitzo for what he did.

Tom Trench is also amazed and he claps too, then he looks to the camera. "Well, looks like an imp from hell, from Imp City from Pride Ring has freaking won the whole thing, proving that you don't have to be a human to know what love is all about, people!"

Rodney Spokes on the other hand remains silent and wide eyed and he sees everyone cheering for the imp, and he realized that he lost. "Wait, what?! No!" He then sees everyone looking at him. "No, this isn't right! How the heck does that little nothing know so much about women?!"

Jackie is confused. "Are you deaf? He dated Verosika before and they know each other well, and you're asking how he knows about women and their emotional problems and what they need and want? You are so dumb."

Janette Wilde then speaks. "The winner of this contest, is the Imp Boss, the demon who runs Blitz-O's Diner, and the imp who started the company known as I.M.P... Blitz!" Everyone cheers some more, and then Janette Wilde looks towards Rodney. "The deal is done, and you lost. You know what the means, right?"

Rodney's pupils shrink and he sees his son Rusty crosses his arms. "Rust, no... I just..."

"Dad, the deal is made and you gotta go, as in leave Royal Woods. For good."

Rodney tries to look to someone for some help, but then someone steps forth from the crowd and that someone is none other than Alastor. "The deal was made, and the rules have been set, the bets on the table and there is no dealing back." His eyes are glowing and he snaps his fingers, and portals open with tentacles coming out and they have the suit cases and bags of Rodney, and other stuff he owns.

Rodney didn't like this and he needed an excuse. "No, that little punk is cheating!"

Janette is now getting annoyed. "I was watching over everything, and neither side cheated. He didn't cheat through everything, there was no way he would cheat and even if he did, I would've seen it. I have an eye in seeing detail and other small errors, and I didn't miss anything. Are you judging my referee skills you turd?"

Rodney didn't know what else to say or what to do, then he sees his car comes through a portal and the trunk is opened and all of his bags are thrown inside. "No! No! I am not leaving! You all aren't making this right for me, i... The deal is not real!"

Alastor then grins wickedly, hearing those words are ticking him off and he turns around. "Are you saying that what I have marked as the deal, was nothing?"He then looms over Rodney, and the man is horrified seeing how angry the radio demon is. "Because when I make the deals happen, the deals are made happen and are only done when the bind will be casted until the end is near, and your end is here little wretch."

Rodney tries to say something, but then Margarita, Carol and Ms. DiMartino grabs Rodney and they drag him to the car, and Loona opens the door for them and they throw the man inside. "And stay out, and don't think about heading to Great Lakes City too!" yelled Margarita.

Rodney tries to get out, but the Radio Demon snaps his fingers and the car is sent through, with Rodney yelling for them to let him come back, but he is gone and the portal closes. Alastor then calms down. "Don't worry, he is not dead. I sent him far from the town, somewhere at the outskirts of Saginaw."

Everyone is happy to know and hear this and they all cheer and clap for the winner, Blitzo. Deep down, Blitzo feels like he won something more than every other games he was a part of, and showing that this imp has what it takes to live an amazing and awesome life, in Royal Woods, Michigan.

Blitzo then carries Verosika and they share a passionate kiss, and everyone is happy to know that this imp of a demon just won and took down a total annoyance since last year.

Janette is amazed by this, and then she recalls something. 'When Kurt arrives here next week, he'll be in for a heck of a surprise and he does like restaurants that are new to him. Perhaps I can book a reservation for my client when he shows up here, these folks sure are something.'

"To be continued..."

A/N: The games seemed more into Blitzo's favor and he won, while Rodney can go and fuck himself. But you never know if he might come back, so they gotta be cautious about that shit. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter.

Janette Wilde is an OC, made by RuhisuArt.
Date made: 1/1/22.