Time to go back to Royal Woods and handle some stuff coming in to make things a little bit problematic. Let it be by the incoming Goth kid, whom everyone has recalled from back then, and then all the way to a lunch lady who doesn't like the former louds. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"A plan, a cook and what else is coming."
(March 6. Bingham-Horvitz Residence.)
Moxxie and Millie are home and both are talking about what they have learned from Lucy and her Young Morticians Club friends. "So, do we setup some kind of trap and make that little dirt turd Bartholomew eat the dust for good?" asked Millie.
Moxxie thinks about this. "No, we shouldn't. I don't wanna be responsible for killing a kid without even the sole reason for the business. We cannot afford to just murder someone, such as the close dumb bet mistake our boss did last year when it was spring break."
Millie nods. "Good point, sweetie. But what the fuck are we gonna do when that turd does show up? He might be up to something, and that something could be trying to get his little grubby hands on demonic stuff."
Moxxie thinks about this. "Hmmm, well he might have some plans and intentions and we need to be prepared. That is what we have to do, be ready for when he does return and head for Royal Woods, or perhaps we can get assistance from someone who dealt with him, the Radio Demon, Alastor."
"I mean, he did help us back then when the Goth's summoned him, and also annoyed him. Bartholomew is stuck on the belief of demonic power from the past, when clearly that history which is part of our legacy is no more and the modern times have taken over our hellish world we called home."
Millie nods. "A flawless plan, but his very presence is an unexpected and unpredictable one. We still need to be careful and chances that he might be going after so many things, but one of them is none other than our little girl, Lucy. We cannot let him try and take her down, or else he will die by my fucking hands! Also, my knife!"
Moxxie sighs. "That one I can understand as well, Millie. But we cannot interfere unless it is all too necessary for self-defense, and take note that Lucy has her demonic wyvern, Edmund and he never seems to leave her side. We might need video evidence to show that we did it out of self-defense, to make sure we do not get into trouble."
"But the best kind of weapon we have, is the family company. The others are also told about this and they are also being careful with the arrival of Bartholomew, and many things have changed since he was not here. We have allies living on earth in the form of Tannins and Athena. Lincoln and Luna are destined overlords for hell, and Alastor has found his beloved. Also, our boss returning with his old flame in a long time."
Millie understands. "Which means, whatever is going on in town, is something he will try and take advantage of? Moxx, we need to tell everyone else, as in all of our friends in hell, even at the Hazbin Hotel."
Moxxie smiles and nods. "Now that is a flawless and logical plan, let's get to it." The duo get up and they ready a portal to hell, so they can inform everyone else they know about a little Goth kid who might return, for some demonic power for his own twisted agendas.
(Ketcham Park.)
Here is where Lincoln is having a picnic time with his lover Jordan, and also his other friends, Lance, Trent, Artie, Joy, Kat, Cookie, Jenny, Rusty, Zach, Stella, Liam, Clyde and Rachel and all of them are enjoying the delicious food they all brought, though Lincoln was given some packed lunch by Blitzo.
They are impressed by the chocolate cake from Clyde, and they also notice the food Lincoln brought, which is something Blitzo made and they are delicious hellish pork spicy sandwiches and they are all loving the taste, though Rusty can't have spicy since he is allergic to it.
"Dude, this stuff tastes awesome!" said Zach. "You're demon grandpa knows how to make some good food, even though we all knew that because he does own his own restaurant."
Lincoln nods. "Thanks, he knows how to make good and delicious food, which is why I always pack it for lunch. He knows what he is doing." He then eats the sandwich. "Unlike someone else I know and question."
They all know who he is talking about and then Clyde asks. "Chef Pat is still giving you bad food and glares. I don't get it, what is her deal with you anyway? You haven't done anything to her, and we all know it."
Jordan is feeling annoyed. "That lady has a lot of nerve to just treat Lincoln as such, he never did anything to her and she just glares at him and gives him bad food! Linc, packing lunch is the right thing to do for when the lunch lady is being all bitchy about it." all of them are surprised she said that. "What? Yeah, I said it. Judge me."
They all remain silent and then Jenny speaks. "Perhaps the rela problem, lies deeper than just what is above the surface. Linc, the possibilities of why she hates you might not be you, or perhaps who you were before along with the others. Think about it."
Lincoln thinks about this, hard and he goes through what Jenny meant. "The former louds! Those who were once louds and those who were once my sisters and one of them who is my sister. It makes sense, and all crystal clear. Chef Pat doesn't hate me, she hates the actions of what my sisters have done long ago, and this means... I need to question them about what they have done back when they were in middle school before me!"
Rusty then speaks. "Dude, might I suggest EveLynn. She was after all in middle school before you, and chances she did something sports related to be in trouble, no shadow of a doubt."
"Anyone wanna bet on which former loud did the whole angry chef ordeal?" asked Trent and the others chuckle, but he gets elbowed by Kat, because it's not right to do that.
Lincoln then speaks. "I'll talk with EveLynn first, but if she didn't do anything, then I will ask Luan, followed by my own sister, and then Leni and last but not least, Lori. All of this leads to something, and if they aren't the reason, then I don't know what the hell it is."
They don't know the drone of Tannins has been watching them and heard everything. 'Strange, very strange. Perhaps I should take this to my own hands and solve this curious and strange case.' The drone then flies off to head back to Tannins at her base of operations.
Just then, Lincoln's phone ringtone goes off and he sees the text message from Delilah and it's about another kill.
Client:
Gary Travison – Used to live in Ontario Canada and now resides north of Michigan, well he did back then and he has been living peacefully with his pet, a Red morph Eastern Screech Owl, named Toast. He became part of hell because he once illegally smuggled some exotic animals as pets and got arrested then released on good behavior, also because he informed the cops who are his known associates, he did get to keep the owl.
He died in the hands of his neighbor, who is a total Karen and decides to rat out his confession to the folks he once worked with. Those former friends showed up, broke in and then shot Gary and took the owl, and left no trace of where they are and who they were.
Target:
Francine Frana – also the associates of Gary back when he was on the illegal animal smuggling. Francine has an irrational fear of birds, and she always throws a tantrum when she doesn't ever get her way and she tried to call the cops on him which didn't work because this dude is clean of his crimes from back then and he has a permit and license to keep the owl. She then called the old friends of Gary, have him killed and she demanded the owl so she can kill it herself.
Results:
Find and kill Gary's old friends. They are located at an old dog food warehouse, as for Francine: hold her over a bonfire, a large one and let the rope slowly get damaged so she can slowly get burnt to a crisp and then die slowly and painfully, record the whole thing.
Also, hurry and get my pet owl. He is still there, find him and bring him a new home. If he dies, then the cash and deal is off!
Lincoln is baffled by this and he sighs and then stands up. "Guys, sorry but I gotta get going." He then opens the portal. "Apparently we got someone to torment and then kill, and then we have an owl to rescue. See you guys later." He then goes through the portal.
The others were confused by his words and then Stella asks. "Did he just say that they have an owl to rescue?"
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: Looks like Moxxie and Millie know what to do, and the episode known as "Diss the Cook" is inbound and will be for tomorrow, possibly. I also wanna thank "ReptileEdge" for the client and target request, thanks again dude. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Anyone here figured out what March 6 is all about? Anyone?
Date made: 1/4/22.
