Time for some farming, and I don't mean from what folks do in video games, this is based off of the episode called "Farm too unstable" only with some folks coming along to help the load, and not much with Lincoln's pals coming to aid Liam and his problem. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Demons in the Honnicut Farm."
(March 11. Honnicut Farm.)
We now see Liam Honnicut and he is waiting for the arrival of the folks who have come to help with his major problem and what is this major problem?
Well, they are supposed to be having a major harvest day and it is today, but then something came up, his parents and older brother won't be back home until tomorrow, and it's they are at the big egg-festival, and Liam's memaw hurt her ankle from tussling with Virginia.
Liam was hoping his friends would come and help, but apparently they are busy with something today, except for Lincoln Loud, Clyde Davis and Jordan Rosato, and Lincoln promised help would come and Liam is wondering who this help is, then he sees the portal open.
"Well, alright then, buddy. Time to get to... work?" Liam sees Lincoln come through, and with Clyde and Jordan, and the extra help. Loona, Blitzo, Luna, Sam, Moxxie, Millie and Velvet. "Whoa. Didn't think we'd be getting them sinner help around here, but this is fine I guess."
Lincoln then goes over and he fist bumps with Liam. "Glad we showed up, and the others wanted to tag along, some I asked and they accepted."
Loona speaks. "Came to see what I can do, though Velvet is here to spend some farm time, and also selfie herself doing this stuff or something." They look to Velvet and she takes a selfie with herself and the pig, Virginia.
Blitzo then speaks. "I got myself into this so I can get something in return, mostly some good deals on the freshest vegetables, and I call dibs on the best fucking ones before other local eateries get their grubby hands on them. Also, Verosika went to the mall with her crew, so it's a thing for them to chill with each other. Would be nice to hang with them, though."
Millie then speaks. "I was raised on a farm in the Wrath Ring and to be here to help with this farm is giving me some good memories of my time as a child, and Moxxie here was also from Wrath Ring, and he can help too."
"Despite the fact that I have never been well-trained or fit for the farm, how hard can a human farm be?" asked Moxxie, but deep down he is relieved about one thing. 'At least there are no demon boars for me to hassle with.'
Liam then hands each of them a note, and on the note is the chore they gotta do. "Alright, so ya'll know what to do with the notes. I need to begin the harvest of the field and thankfully I know how the tractor works, another thing..." He hands them some stickers. "When ya'll are done with the chores, place these on and this'll prove that they are Honnicut branded and nothing more."
They all agree and then Blitzo asks. "Kid, I didn't get a note. Did you forget I was here?"
Liam chuckles. "Hold it there, imp boss man. I got something special for you. You are gonna be helping my memaw and what she needs."
Blitzo is surprised, but then he nods. "Yeah sure, I can do that." He then walks away from them and he heads towards the farm house to see how the old lady is, the others didn't see this coming and he seems chill doing this.
Liam then looks to the others. "Ya'll know the tasks. So, let's get to them!"
(With Luna and Sam.)
The duo have arrived to the vegetable garden. They see the many vegetables and Sam goes over. "Come on, Lunes. We can do this, we just need to be wary about the gopher here, but I doubt the little guy would be a total problem, right?"
Luna nods and she feels kinda nervous, but she has to muster her courage and not think about the gopher, she then recalls who she is. 'I am a hellhound, I am a hellhound. No fucking way am I letting some small animal get the best of me.'
Luna then goes over and she helps Sam pull the vegetables out of the ground and they check each one for any problems, they need to make sure that there are no parasites or any bite marks, Luna then pulls hard on a very tough carrot, and she sees what is latched onto it, the angry gopher and it squeaks in anger at her for taking the carrot. Luna is not intimidated and she picks up the gopher.
"You know, I wouldn't be chill when I gotta deal with some animals, and sure wish Vark was here. Wait, he is!" She then throws the gopher and coming out from the bushes is Vark and he devours the gopher and then burps.
Luna chuckles and waves. "Good job boy, thanks! Also, don't eat the farm animals. Look for the weasels!" Vark nods and he takes off, in search for the weasels who have been terrorizing the farm for a long, long time.
Sam is surprised and she looks to Luna, the teen chuckles. "What? Vark came in late, he was busy with something else and so he made it on time." The two teenage girls then go back to work and make sure they place the Honnicut sticker onto the vegetables they are harvesting.
(With Moxxie and Millie.)
The duo arrive to the sheep's and they see all of them are looking fluffy and bleating to each other and Millie thinks about this, but then she sees her husband with the sheers. "Alrighty, let's get this over with and..."
"Stop, Moxx." Millie stops Moxxie and she looks closely. "We cannot just go in sheers blazing, the sheep will panic and turn into a fluffy and chaotic stampede. We need to do this calmly and not cause a fuss."
Moxxie is surprised by his wife's words. "Alright then, so what do we do to ensure these sheep won't fall into total cluster?"
Millie then has an idea. "Moxxie, how good do you think you are at styling the hair of a lady? Recall the time you helped make my hair all nice and beautiful?"
Moxxie smirks hearing this and he knows where she is going with this. "Oh, I think I know what you mean, my dear." He then looks to the sheep who see the two imp's with the shears. "Ladies, who wants a makeover?"
(With Velvet and Clyde.)
We now see the doll demon as she is headed to the chicke coop alongside Clyde, and they see the two others. Velvet then thinks about this, and then she sees Clyde go towards the chicken coop, but she stops him. "Velvet, what the heck are you doing?"
"Hold it there little wannabee baker, something doesn't seem right. We're being watched. I can tell." Velvet looks around and she sees from the window of the chicken coop are a pair of eyes, and they seem stern. "The daddy cock is in the house."
Clyde is confused and surprised by those words. "Wait, what?!" He then sees the eyes from the chicken coop. "Oh that's what you mean. The rooster, reminds me of Ricky the rooster long ago too, but this one might be... Younger and possibly meaner."
Velvet then has an idea. "I think I have something that can work, be right back!" Velvet hands Clyde her basket, she opens a portal and she leaves, and Clyde is now alone and he sees the rooster of the chicken coop walk out and look to Clyde sternly.
Clyde is now feeling scared and the rooster is about to approach him, but then Velvet comes through and she hands the rooster the pie. "Here, and here!" she then hands the rooster some cupcakes, and this gets the attention of the chickens and they all race outside and they begin to eat the pastries.
Clyde is surprised by this and he looks to Velvet, and the overlord just smirks. "Chickens are suckers for some whole wheat and healthy and yet delicious pastries. Now, we got less than 30 minutes before they finish, let's get to egg picking!"
Clyde nods, and so the duo race into the chicken coops and they split up and get to egg picking and fast before the poultry battalion comes back and kicks their asses. Velvet does take a selfie of herself as she is doing this and then she plans to take a selfie with the chickens and the rooster.
(With Loona, Lincoln and Jordan.)
Lincoln opens the barn door and they see the 9 cows inside of the barn. "Huh, last time I saw there were 6 cows, looks like they got three more" replied Lincoln. They go over and see what they can do.
Loona then asks. "You know what to do right kiddo? Because I don't have any experience milking something such as these bovines."
Lincoln nods and he recalls. "The cows need to know who their friends is, and the best way to do so is to offer them something that would make them see that we are friends and we can be trusted to milking them. We're gonna need some hay bales."
Loona looks around and so does Jordan, while Lincoln keeps track of what they can use but they don't see any hay bales, as if there are no more and this is gonna be rough, then he has an idea. "Mom, Jordan... I think I know what we can use as a substitute for the hay bales."
Lincoln then leaves them through a portal, and then he comes back and he is carrying three hay bales. "Got these at the Farm in Wrath Ring, nice of Millie's parents to lend me some of this. Now we can get to harvesting, and don't worry about what the hay is. It's as normal as the hay here in our world."
They bring the hay bales to the cows, and they get to milking, and this is Loona's first time and she now sees that this isn't weird at all.
(Later in the Day.)
Liam slowly drives back to the barn and he is hauling a large wagon of hay bales, he then sees the others are waiting for him and are being served some iced tea and some apple pie by Blitzo and Liam's memaw. "Wow. Looks like everyone had a good time, did ya'll do the chores well?"
Memaw chuckles. "They did better than okay, these folks have done a dang good job with the harvest! They managed to pluck out each vegetable, and take down the gophers and the weasels, they got plenty of milk from the cows, they harvested all the eggs and at record time too, and last but not least, the sheep have never looked so fine before!"
They spot the sheep all sporting small portions of wool, but styled to make them look good, Moxxie waves to them. "Don't get the wool dirty, or else the style will be ruined!" They all look to the imp confused. "What? They look good and I worked hard to make them look good."
"Also, Blitzo is dang good company. Playing cards, cooking right and helping my fingernails look all pretty, now that is some good company I have ever had. The last time I had good company, was from the Honnicut family reunion!"
Liam is amazed by this. "Dang, well ya'll deserve some rest and some good food, and as for you Blitzo. As promised." Liam then goes to the vegetables and he hands the imp a basket of fresh vegetables, since there are many. "Fresh and ready for you to use, Blitzo."
The imp is happy. "Yes! Tonight's dinner is gonna be so worth it for everyone, suck on it other eating places! Alright, let's get the fuck outta here." He then looks back. "Also, try not to ruin those fingernails, you too Virginia!" They spot the pig who had her hooves nail polished, and the pig loves them.
They all didn't see that one coming too. "Whoa. Looks like Blitzo knows how ladies feel and how to make them happy" replied Luna.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks! "
A/N: They came, they helped and they got something in return for their services onto the farm, and based off of the episode "Farm too unstable." I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter folks!
Date made: 1/7/22 – 1/8/22.
