Another kill, well not an actual kill and I wanna thank "Avenger44" for that one, and also some small talk on how the loud last name is actually royal and how much Lincoln and his sister doesn't even like what has gone down, but have a new plan to help someone who doesn't deserve to live in the land that bears the last name that they defy, that they all defy. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Confessions and some chatting."

(March 28. Somewhere in Kentucky.)

Someone is being held chained and beaten, and that someone is none other than Keith Fentch and he is in tears at the pain he had to endure, and then the man is struck in the face by a sock butter, truth be told he has been beaten by that object and not a single other dangerous weapon for torture.

The crew of I.M.P are watching this go down, and Luna has the camera and she is recording the whole thing, and it is also live for others to watch and then Blitzo swings the sock butter around. "Alright, so you confessed to killing someone and pretty much the parking tickets that haven't been paid, but we want all the truth."

Keith Fentch coughs and yells. "What more do you want from me?! Just arrest me and..."

"You need to be locked up longer for what you have done, and not just murder you piece of shit" said Moxxie. "So better start confessing or there will be a lot of sock butters involved." he has one, and so does Loona, Millie, Lincoln and Luna, and Vark has three of them tied to his tail and he snickers and Velvet has a giant one.

This terrifies the teenager. "Alright, alright! I confess! I have been forcing other kids to do my homework and I always threaten them if they don't do my homework and helping me cheat in every test in school and I was also responsible for slapping a 3 year old at the park and walking away from the whole thing!"

"I am the vandal who damaged the mayor's car, and the mayor's daughter's car and I have been stalking her since the start of high school, I am the one who threw rocks at the school during prom nights and I am also the one who helped with vandalizing the local police cars during last year's Halloween night!"

They all remain silent and are surprised. "Whoa! Well, that was a lot of shit from that mouth" replied Millie. "So, we should let the cops in, right?"

"Yup." Loona then pulls the chains and the doors open and the police walk in and they unchain the 16 year old and the person sees his parents drive away from the place, but then the cops go after them. "What the fuck is that all about?"

One of the cops yells. "Get those morons back here now!" He then looks back to the others. "Sorry, we found out who the parents are. So the mom runs a scamming operation with some apps online, and then the husband is actually the mall shop lifter no one has caught, and we need to lock them up too."

This angers Keith Fentch and he struggles. "No, leave my parents alone!"

But then Blitzo knocks him out with the sock butter. "Effective, as usual." He smirks and then walks away spinning his sock butter.

Lincoln chuckles. "Always effective, but I would prefer the lethal method. Thanks for allowing us to do this, chief."

The chief of the police nods. "We kinda figured that boy was up to no good, but we never found evidence, but this confession is enough to lock him up, and thanks for that effective and non-lethal method of interrogation."

"That part was all Blitzo" replied Millie. "His idea, and he has been doing that for some time since last year."

"I was thinking how dumb it was, but now I take it all..." Moxxie then sees Blitzo with a tape recorded. "Sir, what are you doing?"

"Recording this moment to prove that my idea was better than yours." Blitzo then pokes the recorder closer to Moxxie. "Now, say it." This annoys Moxxie.

Luna then finishes the camera recording. "The client will be paying us double for this shit, and happy to know that bitch is locked up for good."

The chief of police smirks. "Mighty nice of you folks to do this for someone who was killed by that annoying teen. You guys should be like, bounty hunters or vigilantes or something..."

"As good as that sounds, hired assassins for the sinners sent to hell is a much better title for us." Loona then opens the portal to hell. "We got a footage to send to the client, and this is for the others who were tormented by that psycho bully teen."

The rest of the team head into the portal and then it closes, and so the chief of police with the rest of the cops all head back to their rides, but the chief thinks about what the demons used. 'Hmmm, sock butter? That does sound effective.'

(Back in Royal Woods, Michigan.)

We go to Gus' Games n' Grub, and the group have finished playing the games here, and at one of the tables are: Lincoln, Jordan, Clyde, Chloe, EveLynn, Annabelle, Margo, Paula, Liam, Tabby, Rusty, Polly, Zach, Trent, Artie, Lance, Mollie, Sadie, Paige, Renee, Rachel, Chad and Christina, and at the other table near them is Luna, Sam, Mazzy and Sully.

Mollie then speaks. "Dudes, the whole talk about your trip to Scotland has still been trending and a lot of folks around town haven't stopped chatting about it. You guys are legit on the..."

Lincoln, Luna and EveLynn look to Mollie and speak. "We are not louds!" They then drink their soda.

The others remain silent and they all look to Mollie sternly. "Jeez, sorry. I forgot, I didn't mean anything."

Luna sighs. "Dudes, the whole thing about Loch Loud is the dumbest thing ever and we never ever wanna partake with that damned last name ever again. I mean, the place doesn't even know how to fix their own god damn problems!"

EveLynn then speaks. "Yeah, I mean even before Angus the dumb become the Duke, the folks didn't even have the brains or muscles or team work to fix the bell, the signs, the house level problems and the bridge, or even herd the sheep off the streets and roads!"

Paula scoffs. "Sounds like everyone there are dunces, heck I don't think they can pass a math exam without the Duke. They're like... preschoolers."

Annabelle then eats a slice of spaghetti pizza. "More like some crazy monkeys who don't even know how to breathe, or eat, or drink or use the bathroom."

"Reminds me of that dingus from Hell's Kitchen, I think his name was Raj" replied Clyde. "Seriously, does he not know how to roll a pizza dough? The folks of Loch Loud, are just like him."

"No kidding there" replied Lincoln. "I didn't wanna be the Duke, I never wanted to be the Duke, and if someone says I should've been the Duke, then I am gonna lose my shit and end up going feral as a hellhound on a rampage with bloodlust and ten knives the size of chainsaws." He then drinks his soda.

They all remain silent hearing what he had just said, and they didn't know what else there is to talk about. Then Clyde asks. "Wait, what about your other grandpa? Does he know about this?"

EveLynn answers that for the friend of Lincoln. "Alright, so gramps was told and he doesn't wanna go there. We told him what went down and he is still fishing somewhere far from the country. He is legit even more ashamed of what the folks there wanted, and not needed. Honestly, he said that the place is not worth the net going deep to trowel into the sands and reefs. I don't know what that means."

Chloe speaks. "It means, the place is not fishing worthy."

"Good to know" replied Jordan. "Best to never ever go back there, except for one person who doesn't deserve to be stuck there, and we know who that person is, right?"

The others don't know what she means, but Sam Sharp does. "Morag, she does hate the loud last name and if it weren't for her great old Aggie, then the louds would have never fled for America and things would've been less than appealing for the future."

"No kidding there, babe" replied Luna. "We already have a plan for Morag, on April the 2nd. She will arrive here, and we also need to be careful about... The others of Loch Loud, since they wanna talk to us, but I doubt we wanna hear shit from those bastards after what those damned ghosts had to say to us."

"But we do have a plan, a way to make things even and possibly remove the curse, right?" asked Lincoln.

EveLynn speaks. "I wasn't there for the whole thing of the meeting, but I was told by mom and dad and Lucy, and... Well, I for one look forward to what we're gonna do to those damned ghosts who we don't even see as family, heck it'd be best if we didn't see through them at all."

"We return to Loch Loud, and everything will be settled, and we'll see if Angus can be duke without some ghosts" replied Lincoln.

"Amen." they then toast their drinks and continue with their lunch, but they don't know that a ghost is hearing this and it's Lucille Loud!

Lucille managed to use her own spell book and she managed to travel to Royal Woods and she heard everything and is horrified. 'No... No, this... what have we done? We've doomed ourselves and everything we have... We should have never shown ourselves, I need to talk to the others so we can sort this out differently for when they come for Morag.'

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"

A/N: Thanks again to "Avemger44" for the client's way of getting punished, though I added that part about using sock butter for the torment, and it seems like a ghost from Loch Loud has heard about how the others feel, and what is to come. I hope you all enjoyed the new chapter folks!
Date made: 1/27/22.