Someone is back and wants a rematch, but chances it might not even happen at all, since the deed and game has been made, or perhaps Blitzo would wanna partake in this and it turns into something else very personal for the I.M.P boss. So, enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Loser is back."

(May 20. Tall Timbers Park.)

Another calm and awesome day here. The good folks around the park are just having their fun and thank god that today is Friday, and Octavia Ars Goetia sits by the bench underneath the shade of the tree, and she is joined by Lucy, and they talk about what they should do when next week comes for the Writing Club.

EveLynn is talking to her friends, and it has something to do with their upcoming baseball game, and also talking to them and giving them some advice is Millie, and they are feeling confident they can win this, but they need to be careful... Because who knows what advice Millie has that could be... too far?

Lincoln and Luna are by the large lake and are skipping stones, and then Sam Sharp goes over and she interacts with them, and Lori and Leni are also here, and talking to each other about some stuff that they will have planned when they do have their own places, once Leni graduates from High School.

The Hellhound, Loona. She is by herself at the swing set of the playground and she is going through her phone about anything on what's going on within hell, while at the same time being cautious about everything going on around, and even Vark is there and asleep by the sand box.

Blitzo is there at the picnic blanket, and he is spending time, talking to someone who is back from her tour, Verosika Mayday, and her crew are here at the Park as well: Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki and Ace. The group are just going around, talking and getting used to this time they have here, and they are in their demonic forms, not in their human disguises.

But, while they are here at the Park and enjoying some time being back in Royal Woods, they are not to do anything inappropriate, those are the words from Lincoln, Loona and Verosika Mayday and Blitzo is proud that his adopted hellhound daughter is giving orders as a leader once more.

Lincoln and Luna are still talking to Sam and what they are telling her is this possible plan of a boat trip someplace, but they are unsure on which lake should they head off to. Sam then shares where her summer vacation is gonna be.

As everyone continues to spend their own fun time, they don't know that someone steps out of the woods and sees everyone is here, well not everyone. But there are some other people. Katherine Mulligan is here, and she is doing a news on the Lake Sturgeon Population now thriving within the lake, and some returning bird species after the migration and incoming of summer vacation.

Lana is here, and so is her mom, Bobbie Fletcher as they try out the new remote control Monster truck that she got, and we see Luan talking with Benny and Maggie going through their notes for an upcoming test next week.

The man who appears out of the woods is none other than Rodney Spokes and he looks around and doesn't see his two boys, and that disappoints him to know that they aren't there, but then he sees the imp Blitzo and this fills him with rage and then he yells. "Hey! Stupid, Imp!"

Blitzo and Verosika are about to share a small kiss, but then they stop and they know that dumb voice. "Fuck." They both turn around and everyone else sees who called out Blitzo and they couldn't believe their eyes.

"Oh for fucks sake" said Lincoln, he then stands with Blitzo and Verosika and the crew all come over as well, to stand with their boss. "What the fuck is that turd doing here?"

Blitzo then gets up. "Let me handle this shit, but be sure to make sure the guy who helped make the deal right is notified of this shit." Lori and Leni nod and they contact Charlie and Vaggie so that they can inform Alastor about this.

Blitzo then looks to Rodney. "Well, well. Look what the dead beat retard drag back through the body bag. So, what the fuck are you doing here? Because from what everyone else here recalls, you lost fair and square and I won and proved that I am manlier than you ever will be, pint dick."

Rodney is furious hearing that. "The competition was rigged, I should've won because I know how to make a woman feel right, and you don't. I want my rematch and I want you out of the picture, for good you little annoying pest on the earth!"

Luna then speaks. "Dude, the competition was made and chosen by the right ladies who know what they want, and know how a man needs to treat their lady right, but you on the other hand... You still think the 80's still reign, and they don't. You lost, and that's that."

Sam then speaks. "Also, returning back to town is just gonna make things ten to eleven times worse for you, and there is no loop hole for you to even counter the deal that has been done, by a demon who seals the deal and knows that there is no way out of it, unless he sees it fit."

Loona growls. "So do the whole world a favor and fuck off before you lose a lot more than just dignity you piece of shit!" She readies her claws, and so does Lincoln, then Vark roars and the crew from Verosika also have weapons with them.

But Rodney doesn't care about what they say and he glares at Blitzo and all he has inside of him so much hatred for the imp and that he won. "I want a rematch, to prove that I am better than you and that Verosika Mayday should be with me, and I want the stakes to be raised as well!"

Verosika is about to talk back, but then Blitzo stops her. "Babe, we should hear this shit." he then whispers. "Because chances the end of it all will end his life and we'll be rid of him." Verosika liked the sound of that and so she lets her beloved speak. "Alright dirt turd. What the fuck are the raises stakes?"

Rodney grins and then he tells him. "Another round, you and me on a competition under my own terms! If you win, then you will never ever see me again, and that you can even make sure I stay away from you and everyone else for a long, long time."

Now that one interested them, because Blitzo and the others know that there is one way for them to make sure that Rodney Spokes never ever comes back, a way that makes them smile and grin. Then Lincoln asks. "And what if you win shit head?"

Rodney smirks and he was gonna like what he has to say. "If I, Rodney Spokes wins and beats this talentless loser of a demon... I want everything he holds close and dear to him, so the prize is more than just Verosika Mayday, I want his family, his sexy hellhound daughter, his grandkids, his employees, and whatever job he has that no one else knows about, and that he has to stay trapped in hell and never ever return, ever again!"

Everyone remains silent, and the sinners, demons and the Silva Hounds all growl and are ready to tear this man apart, and Katherine Mulligan still has her camera rolling and even she is shocked by this proposal, and then everyone else looks towards Blitzo.

The I.M.P Boss doesn't look pleased and he crosses his arms. "No deal, fucker."

"Ha! Now all we gotta do is wait... Wait, what?!" Rodney is confused. "What do you mean no deal?!"

"What I mean is, I am not risking everyone else's lives and personal shit just to beat some asshole who can't even take the loss and get a new fucking life" replied Blitzo, he then scoffs. "Also, everyone here would never ever want me to make this a deal, because it's not just my choice... It's theirs."

Everyone claps hearing this, and the crew from hell can tell and see that Blitzo has changed, from the annoying, stalking and very unnerving imp they know and hate, and sorta love... To this new and responsible Blitzo who respects the others around him, when it counts.

The other folks in the Park are glad to hear this, because that contest and challenge is so not fucking worth it, but Rodney doesn't like where this is going. "No! You have to accept the challenge! You have to, and I will get what I truly deserve, the win that was..."

"For the fucking shit, get literally over it and leave!" said Lori in frustration. "He said no, and that means he won't do it, and it doesn't mean he is a coward."

Clyde is there and he speaks. "Yeah, it just means that he's not gonna risk everyone else's sake. He already proved he was manly enough and worth the charm of any lady... Oh, and my mom, the mayor is here."

Mayor Davis shows up, with the local cops, and they see Rodney Spokes. "You aren't even allowed to come back here. Officers, take this man away and make sure he doesn't come back into Royal Woods..."

But then a fiery portal opens and stepping through is one very angry Alastor, but he doesn't show it and just continues to smile, while his eyes look like something from the radio meter and he looks towards Rodney. "Well, well. Look who came crawling back after his pathetic loss."

Rodney should be afraid of Alastor, but he stands his ground. "No, I am not going anywhere. I am going to get my rematch and no one is stopping me. That contest was rigged and not true, all of it was made by ladies who don't even know what they were doing."

"I know how women feel, I was married by one and I know that the advice and knowledge I have is the best there is. There is no other woman out there who knows what is best, and not a single man in their life, not when there is someone who knows it better, and I know it better than anyone else, better than women too."

This makes the women gasp and enraged, and then Alastor backs away. "This is not within my forte, I shall let them do what they must." Rodney turns around and he is surrounded by a lot of women around Royal Woods and even Ms. DiMartino is there, and she cracks her knuckles and shows she has a brass knuckles in her bag, and this makes Rodney gulp and the beat down begins.

They all watch as the man is getting beaten to a pulp by some many females, and even Katherine Mulligan gets involved and beats up this man, and the cops are on standby for when they have to drag the sore man out of town.

Mayor Davis then speaks. "Should this man come back after he is kicked out of town, then arrest him so he will be sent someplace where he will never ever come back." The cops nod, and then they are surprised when they see Mayor Davis join in, at beating up Rodney Spokes for the words he spoke earlier.

"A precaution emergency is truly a good plan, my good friends." Alastor snickers. "Well, it appears I am needed anymore, but I will remain and watch these strong and dangerous women teach this fool some manners, after all..."

Lincoln, Luna and Blitzo speak with the Radio Demon. "This is very entertaining." Then Loona, Millie EveLynn, Lucy, Lori, Leni, Luan, Bobbie Fletcher, Luna, Sam, Verosika, and the female members of her team join in and beat up this man.

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"

A/N: That retard came back, and his challenge has been denied, and he's getting a major beat down... suck to be fucking him. I hope that you enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 3/19/22 – 3/20/22.