Time to go and kill some damned butchers/pizza murderers, and then send them to their damnation, but this battle is not gonna end so well in the long run, which will spark a new hellhound trait within Luna Silva Hound, one which dates back to Loona's ancestor. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Butchers vs I.M.P."
(May 30. A small town in New Jersey.)
Not too far from the local college of this small town, is the pizza shop known as: Klaue Bro's Pizza. This is also the home of the dreaded and wretched Klaue Brothers, Patrick K. Klaue and Bobby K. Klaue and the two men drag with them two naked and dead, raped women from the local college, and they're teachers.
"Alright, we ground and pound these fucked up sluts, and then make something of use to them, also we need to order more cheese, we ran out earlier too" replied Patrick.
"Don't worry, I know about that" replied Bobby. "I ordered before we did this, we got an hour before the guy comes here with the cheese we need. We need to hurry before the guy gets here and sees what we have done."
"Excellent" replied Patrick. "We won't have to worry about that and I was about to call for the cheese order, glad I know now... Also, I was wondering... What if we milked the women we rape? Perhaps they're breast milk would make good cheese."
Bobby thinks about this. "Sounds like a very good plan, I like it and..."
Just then, they hear a noise coming from the dining room area. "Raccoons again? We need to get someone to fix the vents, because I hate those animals!" Patrick then grabs his butcher knife, and he heads to see what caused the noise.
But then he senses something is wrong and he uses his knife and he deflects the incoming knife headed for him. "What the hell?! Bobby, we're being attacked by hoodlum robbers!"
He then dodges the axe coming at him and it's Velvet who wields it. "Stay still will ya!" velvet then tries again, but Patrick dodges and tries to attack her, but she side steps this and she lands a punch to this man, then Moxxie and Millie try to stab him, but Patrick grabs both imps and tosses them towards Velvet, and knocking them away.
Bobby comes out and he has a large pizza cutter. "Let's make these intruders into a new pizza!" but then Vark breaches from the ground and attacks, but he nearly gets cut from the giant pizza cutter, and then Loona tackles Bobby and then she grabs him by the throat, but then she dodges Patrick and his slasher attacks. Bobby sees an opening and kicks her in the side.
Loona goes down and then she gets hit by salt in the eyes. "She is too furry for a pizza. But she can be a new guard dog!" said Patrick. But then Blitzo breaks through the windows.
"Stay away from my daughter, and get fried!" he is armed with a hose, and it leads outside to a hot grease trap and he lets it loose onto these two butchers, but Bobby and Patrick dodge it and take cover by pushing the table over, and then Patrick grabs a potato nearby and he throws it.
The potato hits the hose and Blitzo let's go of it and then it blows up and everyone takes cover as the hot grease is now everywhere, then Velvet is struck by the butcher knife to her left side. "Fucking fuck! What?!" She then gets struck by a table thrown at her and she is knocked out.
Loona goes in to attack, and so does Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo and Vark, but the Klaue brothers see this as something they have faced before long ago and they know what to do. So, Patrick lets loose the secret spice of the pizza spray all over them, and he keeps some in his pockets, and this blinds the team of I.M.P, and they are now blinded.
Bobby then grabs Vark by his tail and then he spins him around and the four-legged shark demon is being used to knock away Blitzo and he hits the glass window, and then Moxxie and Millie are knocked away and almost struck by a butcher knife that was nearby, and so Millie uses this to attack, but then Bobby moves aside and he elbows her on the back and then grabs the butcher knife.
Then Loona charges in, and she has two frying pans and is about to hit them, but then Patrick grabs the sack of flour and he throws it to the hellhound and it blows up in front of her face and she is blinded by flour everywhere. Then Patrick punches her in the face, and so Loona uses her eyes to find this man, but then she is met with a pot to the face, and Loona hits the counter of the kitchen and she is knocked out.
The Klaue brothers look around and snicker. "We took them... Wait..." Patrick looks closely at who their attackers are. "These are the demons from Royal Woods, Michigan..." He then snickers and has a sick and evil grin. "Perhaps we can test their meat, and see just how delicious demons can be."
Bobby liked this idea, but then he sees the walkie talkie and he hears the voices of Lincoln and Luna on it.
Luna. "Mom, guys. We got all the evidence we need, we can show this to the local authorities and we bring these two down for good."
Lincoln. "Did the plan work? Did you guys take down and kill the Klaue brothers? Because we need to send those fuckers to hell for the client and many more who want some hellish vengeance."
The Klaue brother's didn't like this and they don't even know where Lincoln and Luna are, then Bobby realizes. "Wait, the only way for them to get evidence of what we have done would be the..."
Lincoln and Luna come out of the office, and they see the Klaue brother's, and then they see the others have been knocked out and this angers the Silva Hound kids. "You dumb fuckers!" they then clash with the Klaue brother's, and it turns into another fight.
Luna goes after Bobby, but he manages to dodge her claws and then grabs her pistol and throws it away, and then he head butts her and slams her to the wall. "She's make a great pizza, for sure!" he then tosses her to the oven, but she overpowers Bobby and then she throws him towards the fridge. Bobby then brings himself back up, and then he throws whatever is in the fridge at Luna.
Luna evades this and then she readies her claws and she growls and then she goes in for the attack, but then she is struck in the face when Bobby hits her with the long and cold and hard salami meat, and then he grabs the smoked sausages and tries to choke her with it, and Luna struggles to get herself free, and she manages to do so and she engages this man once again.
Lincoln on the other hand attacks with ruthless force and rage, but Patrick sees through this and he has faced folks who get emotional and he knows how to evade their unbridled rage. Patrick keeps his distance from Lincoln and his hellhound rage and he manages to step on his foot, and then he head butts the boy and then a kick to his gut and Lincoln stumbles, but he is not out yet.
Lincoln then runs around on all fours and he charges at this man, but then Patrick grabs a chair and throws it towards Lincoln, but he dodges this and then he leaps into the air, but then Patrick throws the butcher knife he kept hidden and Lincoln is struck and he hits the wall, he then gets back up and yells in pain when he rips the butcher knife off of his left shoulder and he is bleeding, but this is fueling his rage.
Patrick is expecting this and he smirks. "Come at me you pathetic piece of nothing." The man then grabs the unconscious hellhound by her hair and he has a knife to her neck.
Lincoln is now filled with murder in his eyes, he howls and then he charges at Patrick and he is about to enter his full enraged hellhound form, but then Patrick tosses Loona aside and she hits the wall and she wakes up and she watches as her son is about to attack, but Patrick has the large pizza cutter and he slashes the boy and then Lincoln hits the wall nearby and his left arm and shoulder fall to the ground.
Luna sees this and so does Loona, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Velvet and Vark and they are enraged and then Luna grabs the arm of Bobby and she breaks it, and then she bites him on the neck and she rips a portion off and now the man is bleeding, and then Luna throws Bobby into the grinder, and he is now being grinded and pounded into meat, and Blitzo sees the soul orb he is carrying now has the soul of Bobby K. Klaue.
"No! Let my brother go!" Patrick attacks Blitzo, but then Vark leaps over and he rips off the man's left arm, and then Blitzo grabs the knife and he stabs it several times onto the man's gut, and then Moxxie and Millie throw the hot sauce to his eyes and he screams from the pain.
Velvet uses her axe and she slices off the other arm, and then he turns around only to be met by a claw to the neck by Luna, and then Loona pierces her arm through his chest, and then they rip out his vocal cords, and then his heart, and then Loona throws his messed up form into the large pizza oven, and his soul goes towards the soul orb from Blitzo and they have claimed the soul of Patrick K. Klaue.
They all take a moment to calm down, but then Loona and Luna have no time and Luna grabs the severed arm and shoulder of her brother and Loona checks on her son and she sees blood is pouring out from his left severed area where his shoulder and arm should be, and they begin to put pressure to stop the bleeding, and he is looking pale. "No. No. No. No. No. No. We need to get him some medical attention, now!"
"On it!" Blitzo opens the portal back to Royal Woods, but this one leads to the sinner sister's hideout, and so Loona carries her son and Luna is carrying the severed arm with a bag of ice. Velvet and Vark then follow them, but not the others and Blitzo looks pissed off, and this is rarely seen for Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie then asks. "Sir?"
"Shut it!" Blitzo then looks to the soul orbs. "Get that fucking evidence to those god damn cops, and then come back here and burn this shitty place to the ground and into fucking ashes!" Moxxie and Millie nod, and so they head off to hand this to the cops, while Blitzo opens a portal to hell, so he can give the client what he wants, and then have a chat with this sinner about what had gone down.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Holy shit, Lincoln is badly wounded, but with the help from Tannins, he will recover and that fight with those murderous butcher/pizza owners, was the first time they had to witness one of their own in some legit serious damage. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 3/27/22 – 3/28/22.