"So... two of us are retired, and two of us are gone. wow, that's a lot to take in." Steve said. "If you want to talk about things being a lot to take in you should start with the fact that we blew up the city to save the city." Natasha said.
"Do we know where Hulk might've gone?" Natasha asked. Everyone shook their heads. "I do." Valkyrie said. "Okay, where is he- where am I?" Bruce asked. "On an alien planet." Valkyrie answered. "And he got there with the quinjet?" Brue asked, that seemed unlikely.
"I still can't believe you have a family." Bruce said to Clint. "I still can't believe you created a murder-bot." Clint said to Tony and Bruce. "I still can't believe we blew up the city." Natasha said effectively ending the impending argument.
"Well, on the bright side at least we don't have to worry about what to do with the scepter anymore." Steve said. "Yeah, that's a good point." Bruce said.
"Is no one gonna talk about the impending threat?" Gamora asked. "You weren't lying when you told me Thanos had been in your head for 6 years." Strange said to Tony. "What?" Tony asked. "Oh, right. That hasn't happened yet." Strange said. "What's this Thanos guy's deal anyway, like we've heard his name and we know he's dangerous but what does he want?" Steve asked. "He wants to collect all 6 of the Infinity Stones and use them to complete his plan." Nebula said, being vague on purpose.
'Up next: Ant-Man' appeared on the screen.
"What the hell is an Ant-Man?" Rhodey asked. "Oh! That's me." Scott said. "You don't look like an ant." Drax said. "I'm not one." Scott said.