I wanna thank "Avenger44" for this, and this is well... Something new to me, with the target and all, but the usual and then we have some gaming time for Lincoln Silva Hound, with those he plays with, a special surprise for the YouTubers he has befriended. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"First December gig."
Client: Dr. Mollie Florence.
A 56 year old mother and doctor who tried to find a cure for her sick kids. She went out of her office, and left the hospital but then saw someone dressed like a clown, and before she could call the cops, she was beaten to death. She wishes not to share her reasons for being in hell, because it's something way too personal.
Target: Tobias Crandley.
A 68 year old insane person who escaped a mental hospital and has a huge obsession over scary clowns and killing women. He also knows Dr. Mollie Florence, because she tried to help him, but she gave up on him after his attempts to attack her.
Results: Make fake women images to fool the psycho, and then shoot him, or stab him to death. Send this sinner to be crucified as a punishment for his crimes. Also, see if her kids are doing fine, they are now being taken care of by Florence's sister and her husband, and they are also doctors. Doctor runs in the family, sorta.
(December 4. Somewhere at Bangor, Maine.)
The daytime still lingers, and someone stalks the quiet and peaceful neighborhood and he chuckles and laughs, and that someone is the demented, escaped and crazed clown dressed psycho, Tobias Crandley. He just keeps creeping around, searching for a home where a woman is, and kill her.
But then he sees this red balloon, and so he follows it, and he is interested in it because there is a drawing of a sexy woman on it, and he has stars in his eyes, and feels like strangling this image on the balloon, and he keeps following it, but he doesn't know that it is leading him to an old house, which ones belonged to a hoarder.
Tobias Crandley steps inside, and then he is surprised to see cardboard cutouts of sexy women, super models from around the world and this makes him drool and shriek insanely and he attacks each one, and shows no mercy as he destroys them.
Watching him are Loona, Luna. Blitzo and Vark, and they are a bit confused about this guy. "Wow, the client was not wrong. This guy is insane" replied Blitzo, and Vark nods, he agrees that this guy is crazed.
Luna then speaks. "So, when the fuck do we kill this ass clown?"
Loona is about to speak, but then the man, Tobias Crandley trips on the floor, and just as he is about to get up, the ceiling breaks and the old bathtub slams onto him, but he is still alive, then the floor beneath breaks and he falls to the basement, and is crushed by the impact.
The group are surprised to see this, and Loona looks to her gun. "Huh, I guess we didn't need to kill him. Wow! Well, we should call Velvet and see if she crucified the madman clown sinner, and holy shit! What the fuck did we just witness?!" They then take their leave, but not without lighting the place on fire, and then they walk away, but where the heck is Lincoln Silva Hound?
(Royal Woods, Michigan.)
This is where he is, and as the snow continues outside, Lincoln is on his computer, wearing his headset, and the Minecraft session has begun, the old Minecraft server of the YouTubers whom he has befriended, and they are gathered at the Homer Simpson House. Delirious wasn't available though.
The crew: Vanoss (Evan), Wildcat (Tyler), BasicallyIdoWork (Marcel), BigJigglyPanda (Anthony), MooSnuckel (Brock), 407 (Scotty), Terroriser, and Nogla.
Vanoss then speaks. "Alright men, we are gathered here for... What the fuck are we doing here again?" they all look to Lincoln, and then he explains.
"Alright, alright. So, today I made something special for all of you something nice..."
"Did you fill our houses with TNT?" asked Wildcat, and this makes Brian and Vanoss laugh.
Lincoln chuckles but then he speaks. "No, no. I didn't and Brian doesn't know about this either. So, it took me some time, in Creative Mode and I died like eighteen times, and it sucked. But I finished something, awesome. Since you guys have been the top aces, the big guns and the dorks of destiny who play on this server..."
Nogla then asks. "Dorks of Destiny?"
"Shut up!" said Lincoln. "Follow me, I made something special..." but then, they didn't know a skeleton shot an arrow and BigJigglyPanda is dead. This makes them laugh, and so does Anthony and Lincoln asks. "You alright there, Panda?"
"Yeah, just respawned in..." Then Anthony is killed by one of his Panda's (Anthony's house in Minecraft are filled with what might be a million panda's, and there are violent ones). "Oh for fucks sake, not this shit again." they all laugh from this, now they gotta wait for Panda to come back.
(Later.)
They are now following Lincoln and they are taking this cobble stone path. "This is what you made?" asked Marcel. They even see some lanterns have been placed, and a few torches, and some craters too, which means this is where Lincoln started working hard, and got killed by some creepers.
"No, this leads to what I made, now shut up and get ready" replied Lincoln. They then go through this archway, and they see signs with their names on it.
"This seems like a cemetery now that I think of it" replied Nogla. He is then nearly attacked by a spider.
"No it's not" replied Lincoln. They continue to follow him, and then he stops and looks to the left, they are standing near this large cliff area, and they can see this vast valley of grass and some trees, and a nearby village too, which Marcel will take advantage of, again. There is also a stairway to lead down, and they all look left and they all are surprised, and laugh at what they see. "There it is boys."
"Oh, my fucking god!" yelled Wildcat. What they see, looks like Mt. Rushmore, but it is not!
Lincoln then cheers. "Welcome, to Mt. Retards!" they all laugh, and they see the large mountain range, but it has been carved and large Minecraft heads have been made. Of each one from left to right: Vanoss, Terroriser, Wildcat, BasicallyIdoWork, BigJigglyPanda, MooSnuckel, 407, and Nogla, and apparently H2O Delirious' head is there as well, but farther away.
"What the fucking hell?! This is what you made?!" laughed Scotty.
"This is so fucking amazing! Look at us, we're better than Mt. Rushmore!" cheered Marcel.
"This shit is fucking beautiful man, this is awesome!" said Nogla.
"We're all heads, and that makes us all fucking presidents now!" said Wildcat.
"This is nice, because nobody ever votes for me" replied Anthony, and they laugh from this.
"Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is the best thing I have ever seen" replied Terroriser.
"This thing is like, better than the homer house" said Moo.
"Can we go inside them? Is there a secret door in each one?" asked Vanoss.
Lincoln then replies. "No, no doors guys. I didn't have time to make these into houses, and also it took me a long time to make this. This shit was hard to build, I mean... Making the heads of each one was a total fucking challenge, and a lot of scaffolding too." they all go down the stairs, and approach the mountainous heads, but they are far away from them, they do see the railways that lead there, which is how Lincoln got from one area, to another.
Terroriser then asks. "Are these things filled with fucking TNT?"
Wildcat then speaks. "I swear, if this was all meant to blow us up..."
"There is no TNT, relax" replied Lincoln, and the others laugh at this. "But there are some railways that circle the whole mountain, and I had to clear out some Pillagers who showed up for some stupid reason, obviously they want the village." they then see the large heads, and they are massive.
"Whoa, dudes. Look at the size of our heads, I didn't think we'd be that big" replied Nogla.
"They're heads are bigger than the Homer house, this beats Homer!" yelled Marcel.
Scotty then asks. "What the fuck are they made of anyway?"
Lincoln then replies, as his character is eating a cooked pork. "They are made of dyed concrete, and that shit was not easy to make or find. This stuff took me a long while, but I like how it goes, and there are stairs leading up so you guys can be on top of your own heads, and also Nogla's head took a beating when making that one too. There were so many creepers spawning." They all laugh hearing this.
"But there is something special around each head" replied Lincoln, so they go to each one. The Vanoss head has a lot of parrots and snowmen going around, the Terroriser and Nogla heads have some potatoes planted around, the BasicallyIdoWork head has some chickens scattered, the Wildcat head has pigs roaming, the Moosnuckel head, well has cows roaming, the BigJigglyPanda head has bamboo and panda around it, the 407 head has some pumpkins and melons growing, and the Delirious head has some Polar bears in enclosures, and foxes.
They all laugh after encountering each one. "Oh, my fucking god man, kid you made this the best thing to build, and the best prank ever!" said Terroriser.
"Yeah, have pigs around my fucking head, good fucking prank" replied Wildcat, to which everyone laughs.
Marcel sighs. "You got the chicken's racist prank right, and at least I get to see the village from my head, while hearing a thousand clucking chickens." That also makes them laugh.
"But why the fuck make a Delirious head for?" asked Nogla.
"Because he was here too, one time and stole everyone's shit" replied Scotty.
"I'm gonna make a house here, for fucking sure" replied Anthony. "So, is this all you made for us or is there more?"
Lincoln then continues. "There is one more thing." He flips the switch and they all fall into a ten block drop hole, and they scream and Lincoln laughs. "Yup, pranked! Also, run!" They all panic, and are chased by zombies, and thankfully they all make it out using the mine carts.
They are slightly pissed off, but also laughing. "Oh my god, what the fuck was that shit?" asked Wildcat.
"Dude that was awesome, and also fucking scary" replied Vanoss. "This is awesome, dude."
"Seems like something I made, but ten times worse" replied Anthony. The others just laugh, and then Nogla speaks.
"The good news is, we survived that and..." A zombie comes from behind, and is on fire, lands one hit and Nogla is dead, and everyone laughs. "Yup, great. Fucking fantastic, boys."
Lincoln snickers. "This was for the content."
Terroriser then cheers. "Yeah!"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Thanks again to "Avenger44" for the target and client, made some unexpected changes, and then we have what Lincoln had planned for his new friends, suck on it! Ha! I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 9/16/22.