Valkyrie walks into Hulk's room, he greets her. Valkyrie runs up to him and they play fight.
"So you and Hulk are... friends?" Clint asked.
"Yeah, he's fun." Valkyrie said.
She notices Thor by the window and she asks if he's so thick-headed that he can't tell that someone hiding all the way across the universe wants to be left alone.
Thor says they need to talk.
Valkyrie denies and says he wants to talk to her.
"True." Hope said.
Thor tells Hulk that he needs her to stay. Hulk throws his headboard at the doorway and asks Valkyrie to stay.
She agrees, grabs a bottle and says she'll listen to him until her drink is empty.
Thor says Asgard is in danger people are dying and he needs her help to get back there. She finishes her drink.
"That was fast." Thor said.
"I'm impressed." Tony said.
She drops the bottle and starts to leave. Thor tells her that Odin is dead and says Hela has invaded Asgard.
Valkyrie says Asgard is already lost if Hela's back.
"You knew her?" Strange asked.
Thor says he's going to stop her.
Valkyrie asks if he's going alone.
"Yeah, probably not good to try and take on the Goddess of Death buy yourself." Coulson said.
Thor says he's putting together a team that consists of him, her and Hulk.
Hulk says no to the team.
Thor says the team is himself and Valkyrie.
Valkyrie says the team is only him.
"Damn, rejected." Peter said.
Thor tells her to listen and says the Valkyrie are a legend and were elite warriors sworn to defend the throne.
Valkyrie says she isn't letting herself get dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles.
"Fair enough, they usually end badly." Loki said.
Thor asks what that's supposed to mean.
Valkyrie says Hela's power comes from Asgard and when it grew beyond Odin's control she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne.
"She's even worse than I thought." Quill said.
Valkyrie says when Hela tried to escape banishment Odin sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back and says she already faced Hela back when she believed in the throne and it cost her everything and that the secrets and the throne are what's wrong with Asgard.
"True." Thor agreed, he couldn't not agree with her, especially after everything that's recently come to the light.
Thor agrees, and tries to stop Valkyrie from leaving. She points a knife at his throat and tells him not to get familiar.
Thor pushes the knife down and says that's why he turned down the throne but this isn't about the crown anymore.
"No it is not." Steve agreed.
Thor it's about the people who are dying and says they're Valkyrie's people too.
Valkyrie pushes him away and tells him to forget it and says she has.
Thor agrees then thanks her.
Valkyrie asks what for. Thor pulls out the device that controls the obedience disk.
"You're learning." Loki said, a little proudly.
Thor uses the device to remove the obedience didk.
"Finally."
Thor tells her to go ahead and keep enslaving people for Grandmaster, drinking and hiding. Hulk throws Thor a ball, Thor says he chooses to run toward his problems not away from them. He throws the ball at the window and it hits him in the face and knocks him down.
Everyone laughed. "Epic fail." Ned said.
Thor says that's what heroes do. He jumps through the window and slides down the building.
Hulk, still in the room tells him to stay.
"Aww, he called you his friend." Natasha said. "Progress."
Thor runs through the junkyard and finds the Quinjet, he gets inside and powers on the control panel. He scans his fingerprint, the computer requires voice activation. Thor says his name, the computer denies access.
"Why didn't work?" Thor asked, confused.
Thor tries various other names including: Thor Son of Odin, God of Thunder and Strongest Avenger before saying 'Damn you Stark.'
"What did I do?" Tony asked.
Thor tries the name 'Point Break' and the computer grants him access.
"Oh, that's what I did." Tony said, giggling. Thor just sighed.
Hulk bursts into the quinjet and tells Thor to stay.
Thor tells Hulk to stop breaking everything and plays the message Natasha left him after they fought Ultron. Hulk pauses then turns back into Bruce but fights it the whole time.
"Oh, I'm back." Bruce said, a little relieved.
"Welcome back, Dr. Banner." Hope said.
Thor walks up to him and asks if he's okay. Bruce startles, Thor tries to calm by saying the sun's going down, tells him to breathe and says he won't hurt him.
Bruce asks Thor what happened to his hair.
Thor says a creepy old man cut it off.
"Your first time seeing him in like... 2 years and your first question is 'what happened to your hair?'" Clint asked.
Bruce says it looks good. Thor thanks him.
"You know what? It does look good." Maria said.
Bruce asks where they are and how Natasha is.
"You're on an alien planet." Drax said.
Thor says he's sure she's good.
Bruce asks about Sokovia. Thor is confused. Bruce asks if they saved Sokovia.
Thor tells him that Sokovia and Ultron was 2 years ago.
Bruce asks if he's been Hulk for 2 years.
"What?" Bruce asked, panicked. "How could that have happened?"
Bruce takes his necklace and asks what the hell happened and walks to the control panel.
Thor says there's something Bruce should know.
Bruce scans his palm, and tells the computer his name. The computer grants him access and calls him 'Strongest Avenger.'
"What?" Thor asked.
"Ha ha." Bruce mocked, playfully.
Bruce asks for the ships log. A screen with footage of Hulk in the quinjet is shown. An alarm sounds. Bruce asks Thor where they are.
"About that..." Quill said slowly.
Over a speaker, Grandmaster says he has bad news and says his champion has turned up missing. He tells the citizens to take to the streets and celebrate the champion.
Bruce asks who Grandmaster is.
"Tyrannical maniac, I feel best describes him." Valkyrie said.
Thor says he runs the place and Bruce lived in his house for a while and says a lot has happened and tells Bruce that they had a fight recently.
Bruce asks if he won.
Thor says no, he won easily.
Bruce says that doesn't sound right.
Thor says it's true.
"Well, it's not technically true." Gamora said.
"Only because the Grandmaster cheated." Sam said.
"We should have a rematch." Thor told Bruce. "No obedience disks involved."
Grandmaster says the criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen the champion.
Thor corrects him by saying it's seductive God of Thunder.
"Yet... you kept the seductive part." Natasha said.
"I mean, if the shoe fits..." Scott said.
Thor tells Bruce that they need to move.
Bruce panics and tells Thor that he's freaking out.
Thor hands Bruce some clothes and tells him not to freak out.
Bruce says they're Tony's clothes.
"I don't think you want to walk around in whatever Hulk was wearing." Thor said.
Thor says he knows.
Bruce asks if Tony's there.
Thor says he isn't and starts rubbing Bruce's shoulders and saying the sun's is getting low.
"I don't think repeating that phrase is helping." Carol said.
Loki and Valkyrie walk up to Grandmaster. Grandmaster says he's very upset and says what he likes about being upset is the blame and that's the mindset he's in.
"Oh no."
Topaz walks up to him with the melt stick. Grandmaster asks if they know who he's blaming.
Loki interrupts him. Grandmaster tells Loki not to interrupt him. Topaz goes to hand him the melt stick.
"Please don't use that." Steve said.
Grandmaster asks why she's handing him the melt stick and says interrupting isn't a capitol violation.
"I'd be concerned if it was..." Happy said. "And terrified."
Grandmaster says his champion has come up missing because of Thor.
Loki says he could have both Hulk and Thor back alive.
Valkyrie says she could do it in 2.
Loki says he could do it in one.
"Really?"
Grandmaster says he woke up thinking of public execution but he'll settle for 'who's gonna get to them first?'.
"I'm sorry... what?" Sam asked.
"Mans got issues." Ned said.
Loki and Valkyrie walk away, Loki asks what she's done.
Valkyrie says she doesn't answer to him and calls him Lackey.
"Ha! Lackey. Nice one." Clint said.
Loki grabs her arm and says she will answer to Grandmaster. They block each other's punches before she knocks him in the face. Loki pulls out a knife and asks if she'd let Thor escape with Hulk and calls Hulk a green fool.
"Hey." Bruce said, offended on behalf of the Hulk.
Valkyrie also pulls out a knife and says she doesn't help anyone.
"Are you sure of that?" Loki asked.
Loki attacks her and they start fighting, Loki sees the mark on her wrist and realizes she's a Valkyrie then takes one of her knives away. They start fighting again and she kicks him into a wall. Loki says he thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
"Loki." Thor warned. "Maybe you shouldn't mention that."
Valkyrie puts her knee on his chest and tells him to chose his next words wisely.
Loki apologizes and says it must be a painful memory then touches his palm to her forehead, making her relive the memory.
"I am sorry for making you relive that." Loki apologized awkwardly.
"I won't say it's okay, but I forgive you, plus while watching these films I've probably seen some of your worst memories so, let's call it even for now." Valkyrie said.
The Valkyrie ride on Peaguasi to fight Hela who kills them with her magical blades. One of them protects Valkyrie from getting killed and dies in the process.
Valkyrie looked away, tears in her eyes, though she was determined not to let anyone see them.
"That woman... she was important to you?" Carol asked.
"She was my lover." Valkyrie said lightly.
Valkyrie snaps out of it then kicks Loki to the ground and knocks him out.
"Yeah, I deserved that." Loki said.
Thor and Bruce wander the streets, before sitting down. Thor keeps repeating the words 'the sun is going down.'
Bruce asks him to stop saying that.
"Please do." Clint agreed.
Thor says he needs Bruce to stay calm.
Bruce says he's on an alien planet.
Thor says it's just a planet and says he's been on a planet before.
"You're missing the point." Hank said.
Bruce says he's been on one. Thor says he's now been on 2 and that's a good thing and a new experience.
"I get that you're trying to help, but I don't think it's working." Brue said. "No offence."
Bruce says his neurons are firing faster than his brain can handle the information and says it's totally different this time. He says in the past he always felt that he and Hulk each had a hand on the wheel but this time it was like Hulk had the keys and locked him in the trunk.
"That doesn't sound good." Coulson said.
Thor says all that matters is Bruce is back now. Bruce says that's not what matters and says he's trying to tell Thor that if he turns into Hulk again he might not come back.
"Oh no." Bruce said.
Bruce says they're on a planet that is designed to stress him out.
Thor says they're not stranded and he'll find them a way home but not Bruce's home, Asgard.
"Dude."
Bruce is confused. Thor says his people are in great danger and they need to fight a powerful being who happens to be his sister.
Bruce says that is so wrong is so many ways and says he doesn't want to fight Thor's sister because that sounds like a family thing.
"I think it became more than a family thing when she started trying to kill the citizens." Gamora said.
Thor says Hela is an evil being.
Bruce says he doesn't care what she is and says he isn't fighting any more beings because he's sick of it.
"Understandable." Okoye said.
Bruce says he won't come back if he turns into Hulk again and Thor doesn't care. Thor says he's putting a team together and Hulk is the fire. Bruce says Thor is using him to get to Hulk and says that's gross.
"Yeah, kind of insensitive too." MJ said.
Thor doesn't care about him and isn't his friend. Thor says he doesn't like the Hulk because he's all 'smash smash' and he prefers Bruce. Bruce thanks him.
"Dude... you literally used that same trick on Hulk..." Quill said.
Thor says Hulk is powerful and useful when it comes to fighting evil beings.
Bruce says Banner is powerful and useful too.
Thor asks if he really is.
"Dude..."
Bruce says he has 7 PhD's and Hulk has 0.
Thor concedes and says Bruce doesn't have to fight anyone.
"Thank you." Bruce said.
Thor says they're in danger there so they need to move and grabs a cloth. Bruce asks what he's doing with it.
Thor puts the cloth over his head and says he needs a disguise because he's a fugitive.
Bruce says he needs a disguise.
"No you don't, they won't recognize you if you aren't Hulk." Valkyrie said.
Thor says Bruce is the disguise.
Bruce pulls out Tony's glasses and says he'll be Tony Stark and says they can be Tony and the Gypsy.
"Sounds like a hilariously bad 80's sitcom that someone would only watch ironically." Tony said.
Thor says Bruce isn't Tony, he's Bruce Banner.
Bruce asks Thor why he dressed him up like Tony.
Thor says it's because he was naked.
"Yeah okay, that's a good point." Bruce said.
Bruce pulls on his pants.
Thor asks him to stop doing that.
Bruce says Tony wears his pants super tight.
"No I don't." Tony protested.
"Are you sure about that?" Pepper asked.
Thor asks Bruce why he's being so weird.
Bruce says he doesn't know then suggests that being trapped in a monster for 2 years made him a little weird.
Thor tells him to calm down and says They'll go to Asgard and Bruce won't have to think about Hulk ever again.
"Sounds too good to be true." Bruce sighed.
Bruce gets hit with green dust and people around them are celebrating Hulk. Thor covers his face and tries to find Bruce in the large crowd.
"How did he disappear so fast?" Scott asked.
A large beat growls at Bruce, Thor steps in front of him. The beasts Obedience disk goes off and Valkyrie is revealed to be standing behind it.
"Oh, you found him." Maria said.
They greet each other and Thor says he was going to do that.
Valkyrie says she did it first.
Thor asks what she's doing there.
Valkyrie asks what he's doing there and says she thought he was leaving.
Thor says he got sidetracked.
"One word for it." Tony said.
Valkyrie asks about his cloth.
Thor says it's his disguise.
"Not a very good one." Loki said.
"Nope." Natasha agreed.
Valkyrie says she can see his face.
Thor uses the cloth to cover his face and says she can't see it when he does that.
"Well, now it just looks suspicious." Peggy said.
Thor says her hair looks nice and he like what she did with it then asks if she washed it.
Valkyrie walks away and signals for them to follow.
Bruce asks Thor about the marks over Valkyrie's eyes and asks if they're the people she's killed.
"No... that's not what they mean." Valkyrie answered.
Bruce says Valkyrie is beautiful, strong and courageous.
"Thank you, Bruce." Valkyrie said.
Valkyrie asks Thor who Bruce is.
Thor says he's a friend. Bruce introduces himself.
Valkyrie says she feels like she knows him.
Bruce says he feels like he knows her too.
"Because technically you do know each other." Pepper said.
They stop at the end of a hallway. Valkyrie says she spent years in a haze trying to forget her past and Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, forget and die one day.
"Sounds kind of depressing." May said.
Thor says he was thinking that she drank too much and it would probably kill her.
"Yeah, well. What can you do?" Valkyrie asked.
Valkyrie says she isn't going to stop drinking but she doesn't want to forget and can't turn away anymore so if she's going to die it might as well be by driving her sword into Hela's heart.
"That wouldn't be a bad way to go." Natasha said.
Valkyrie says she wants to be on the team and asks if it has a name.
Thor says it's called the Revengers.
"The Revengers?" Fury asked.
"Very creative." Clint joked.
"Original too." Natasha added.
Thor says it's because he's getting revenge and she's getting revenge and asks Bruce if he wants revenge.
Bruce says he's undecided.
Valkyrie says she has a peace offering.
"I wonder what that might be." Tony said.
Valkyrie opens the door to her apartment, revealing Loki strapped to a chair. 'surprise.' He greets. Thor cautiously throws something at Loki's head and says he had to be sure.
"You're learning." Loki said. "It only took you about 800 years not to fall for that trick."
Bruce adjusts his pants. Loki greets him.
Bruce says the last time he saw Loki he was trying to kill everyone and asks where he's at these days.
Loki says it varies from moment to moment.
"I can understand that." Nebula said.
Thor sees Valkyries sword and asks if it's a Dragonfang. Valkyrie confirms. Thor takes it out and says it's the famed sword of the Valkyrie.
"You're such a fanboy." Natasha said.
Valkyrie says Sakaar and Asgard are as far apart as any 2 known systems and their best bet is to go through the wormhole outside the city, refuel on Xandar and they can be in Asgard in 18 months.
"We don't have that much time." Thor said.
Thor says they're going through the big one.
Valkyrie asks if he means the Devil's Anus.
"That's what it's called?" Scott asked, laughing.
"That is an... unfortunate name." Sam said also giggling. "But it's hilarious."
Bruce looks up from his food and asks who's anus.
Thor says he didn't know it was called that when he picked it.
Bruce says it looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-Rosen bridge.
"It does."
Valkyrie says they'll need another ship because that would tear hers to pieces.
Thor says they'll need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity.
Bruce says they'll need an offline power steering system that could function without the on-board computer.
"I don't understand any of what's happening right now." Happy said.
"It seems like someone has been hanging around our resident nerds a lot." Natasha said, the nerds being Bruce and Stark.
Valkyrie says they'll need cup holders because they're going to die so- drinks!
"The important stuff." Bucky said.
Bruce asks if he knows her and says he feels like he knows her.
Valkyrie says she feels like she knows him too and says it's weird.
Thor asks what Bruce says to uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway and says it's an adventure.
"Quite the adventure." Clint said.
They fistbump and agree that they need a ship.
Valkyrie says there's 1 or 2 ships that are top of the line models.
Loki says he doesn't mean to impose. Valkyrie throws her bottle at the wall behind him.
"Why the hell are you so polite all the time?" Sam asked Loki. "I don't know why but it irks me."
Loki says Grandmaster has access to many ships and he's stolen the access codes to his security system.
"Smart."
Valkyrie asks if he's suddenly overcome with the urge to do the right thing.
Loki says he's run out of favor with Grandmaster and in exchange for the codes and access to a ship he's asking for safe passage through the Anus.
"How can you just say that without laughing?" Tony asked.
Thor asks if Loki's saying he can get them access to the garage without setting off alarms. Loki says he can.
Bruce huddles them up and says he was talking to Loki a few minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of them.
"Technically I said, it varied from time to time, I never said I'd do it." Loki said.
"No, but you suggested it." Bruce said.
"I did do that." Loki conceded.
Valkyrie says Loki tried to kill her.
Thor says Loki's tried to Kill him on many occasions.
Loki sighed.
Thor says that when they were children Loki transformed himself into a snake because he knows Thor loves snakes but when he went to pick up the snake to admire it, Loki transformed back into himself and went 'Yeah it's me' then stabbed him. He says they were 8 at the time.
"That actually happened?" Hope asked.
"Yes it actually happened, and it hurt." Thor said, sparing a glance at his younger brother.
"Was it like a prank or... did he just feel like stabbing you?" Coulson asked.
"What difference does it make?" Thor asked.
"I'm sorry but... you actually like snakes?" Scott asked. "Why?"
Valkyrie says they'll need to draw guards away from the palace if they're boosting a ship.
Loki suggests that they set the beast loose.
"Considering the fact that that's who Grandmaster is looking for, that probably isn't the best idea." Rhodey said.
Thor tells Loki to shut up.
Valkyrie asks if they have a beast.
Thor says there's no beast and Loki's being stupid and says they're going to start a revolution.
"Korg was talking about a revolution, are you going to get him to free those prisoners?" Gamora asked.
Bruce asks about the revolution.
Thor says he'll explain later.
Valkyrie asks who Bruce is.
Thor says he'll explain later.
"That's a lot of explaining you need to do." Howard said.
In the cell, Korg chats with Meik. Korg asks if the stuff coming out of Meik is protoplasm or eggs and says it looks like eggs.
"Gross."
The prisoners obedience disks deactivate. Valkyrie busts into the cell and says she's looking for Korg.
Korg asks who's asking and says he knows she's asking and asks if anyone else is asking or if it's just her.
"Well I'm the only one there..." Valkyrie said.
Valkyrie tosses him a gun and says Thor sends his best.
Korg cocks the gun and says the revolution has begun.
"Here we go." Rocket said. He loved a good prison break.
Grandmaster walks with Topaz and asks how the revolution happened. Topaz says she doesn't know but the arena's a mainframe and says the obedience disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.
"Someone calls it like it is." Gamora said. "Finally."
Grandmaster says he doesn't like that word.
"Of course you don't." Maria sighed.
Topaz asks if he means mainframe.
Grandmaster asks why he wouldn't like mainframe and says he meant the 'S' word.
Topaz says the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
Grandmaster says that's better.
"That doesn't make it right." Nebula said.
Loki puts in a set of codes. Thor says they should talk.
Loki disagrees and says open communication was never their family's forte.
"Maybe we should change that." Thor said.
The door opens. Thor says it's been quite the revelation since they last spoke.
Thor and Loki cock their guns and greet the guards before they shoot them.
Loki says Odin brought them together and it's only poetic that his death should split them apart.
"Or, it would bring us together again." Loki said. "After his secrets split us apart."
They shoot more guards and Loki discards his gun to open another door and says they might as well be strangers now and they're 2 sons of the crown set adrift.
Thor says he thought Loki didn't want to talk about it.
"What? I can't change my mind?" Loki asked.
The door opens and a guard comes out with a gun, Loki backs away, Thor shoots the guard and walks into the elevator. Loki waits for the guards body to drop so he can follow.
Inside the elevator, Loki says he's better off on Sakaar. Thor says that's what he was thinking.
"So you can agree with each other." Steve noted.
Loki asks if Thor just agreed with him.
Thor says Sakaar is perfect for Loki because it's savage, chaotic and lawless and says Loki would do great there.
"Well not entirely lawless, the Grandmaster is... strict to say the least." Vision said.
Loki asks if Thor truly thinks so little of him.
"No." Thor said.
Thor says he thought the world of Loki and thought they would fight side by side forever but at the end of the day Loki's Loki and he's Thor.
"Things chance, so do people." Bucky agreed.
Thor says there might still be good in Loki but their paths diverged long ago.
Loki says it's probably for the best that they never see each other again.
Thor says that's what Loki always wanted and pats him on the pack.
"You're both idiots. Neither of you actually want that." Natasha said.
After a moment Thor suggests that they do 'get help.'
Thor smiled. Loki did not.
Loki says no.
Thor says Loki loves it.
Loki says he hates it.
"I do." Loki said. "It's a nightmare."
"You're so dramatic." Thor said. "It's not that bad." Loki rolled his eyes.
Thor says it's great and it works every time.
Loki says it's humiliating.
"This I gotta see." Clint said.
Thor asks if he has a better plan.
Loki says he doesn't.
Thor says they're doing it.
Loki says they're not doing get help.
"What's 'Get Help?" Shuri asked.
"You'll see." Thor said, smiling.
The elevator opens, Loki lays limp over Thor's shoulder. Thor asks the guards to get help because Loki is dying then throws Loki at the guards.
Everyone burst out laughing. "Oh my god that was perfect." Tony said.
"That's the best thing I've seen all day." Clint said, still laughing.
Thor says it's a classic.
Loki stands up and says he still hates it because it's humiliating.
Thor says it isn't humiliating for him.
"You're not the one whose being thrown about like a ragdoll." Loki said. "We should switch roles sometime, see how you like it."
Thor asks which ship Valkyrie told them to get.
Loki says it's the commodore and points to a yellow ship. They walk toward it and Loki makes a double of himself and says he feels it won't make a difference.
"What are you up to?" Maria asked.
Thor looks to where the real Loki is. Loki says he knows he's betrayed Thor many times before but this time it's nothing personal and says the reward for Thor's capture should set him up nicely.
"Why am I not surprised?" Thor asked.
Thor says Loki never was one for sentiment.
Loki says it's easier to let it burn.
Thor agrees and holds up the remote for the obedience disk. Loki frantically searches for it then gets electrocuted and falls over.
"You pulled one over on me." Loki said. "I'm impressed." He wiped a fake tear from his eye.
Thor says that looks painful and tells Loki that he's becoming predictable.
"Not my best moment." Loki said.
Thor says he trusts Loki and Loki betrays him and they go in circles. He tells Loki that life is about growth and change but he seems to want to stay the same. He says he's trying to say that Loki will always be the God of Mischief but he could be more then throws the remote away.
"You didn't pass out like all the others did." Maria noted.
"I assumed it's because the disk wasn't on direct skin like everyone else's, but there could be other reasons." Loki said.
Thor gets inside of the Commodore and says he can figure it out and says it's just another spaceship.
"Please don't let this be another 'fly into the city and smash through everything in sight' incident." Natasha said.
Thor powers the ship on and flies into the city. Over a speaker, Grandmaster says Thor has stolen one of his ships and his favorite champion and tells the Sakaarans to take to the skies and bring Thor down and not let him leave the planet.
"And... things just got complicated." Rhodey said.
Thor flies through the city, other ships start shooting at him. Valkyrie follows him and shoots the other ship
"Good shot." Clint said.
Valkyrie, over a radio, tells Thor to open the doors. Thor complies. Valkyrie gets under the commodore and says she hopes Bruce is tougher than he looks then ejects him into the Commodore. Thor laughs.
"That's funny to you?" Bruce asked.
Topaz starts shooting at them. Bruce asks Thor if they should be shooting back.
Thor says they should and asks Valkyrie where the guns on the ship are.
Valkyrie says there aren't any because it's a leisure vessel that Grandmaster uses for his orgies.
"An orgie ship?" Thor asked. "Disgusting."
Bruce asks Thor if Valkyrie just said Grandmaster uses the ship for orgies.
Thor confirms and tells him not to touch anything.
"A little late for that warning." Peter said.
Topaz blows an engine of Valkyrie's ship. Valkyrie grabs her sword and gets out of the ship as it blows up. Topaz laughs.
"She's enjoying this way too much." Maria said.
Valkyrie lands on the commodores window, Thor tells her to get inside. Valkyrie says she will in a minute then jumps onto another ship and crashes it.
Thor says he should go help her and tells Bruce to take the wheel.
Bruce says he doesn't know how to fly it.
Thor tells him to use one of his PhDs.
"That's not how PhDs work." Bruce said.
Bruce says none of them are for flying alien spaceships.
"You're smart, I trust you can figure it out." Thor said.
Thor jumps onto another ship, and rips out it's engine. Valkyrie aims a ships gun at a different ship, Thor takes out another engine. Bruce tries to avoid Topaz's ship and tries to find something that could be a gun.
"There aren't guns on the ship." Valkyrie said.
Bruce presses a button and the commodores lights come on and the Grandmasters voice says it's his birthday, the fireworks obstruct Topaz's ship and she crashes.
"Hmm, nice." Fury said.
"I guess that button had more than one use." Valkyrie said.
Thor pulls out another ships pilot, Valkyrie steers the ship under the commodore and they jump inside. Bruce says they're coming up on the devil's anus.
"I want to say I wish it had a better name, but... I kinda don't." Clint said.
"You're so immature." Natasha said.
Korg and the prisoners walk into the garage and find the statesman. Korg says it's their ticket out of there. He picks up the remote and disarms the obedience disk.
Loki thanks him. Korg says they're about to get on that spaceship and asks if Loki wants to come.
"Oh, how nice of him." May said.
Loki says it looks like they're in desperate need of leadership. Korg thanks him.
"He's so positive, I love him." Scott said.
Valkyrie, now piloting the Commodore, dodges debris as they go through the Devil's Anus.
(A/N)Don't come for me because I said Valkyrie was in love with the woman who sacrificed herself for her. Tessa Thompson said, in her mind they were lovers so I went with that.