This is a very special one, and a big shout out to my friend "Pikapikauser4788" This one is for you dude! This is also a snowy moment, and that means something is prowling the town of Royal Woods, based on the episode from December. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"March the 13th stuff."
(March 13, Somewhere South of Michigan.)
The snow is falling everywhere, and someone returns to his home, which is supposed to be condemned and looks like it could be in an episode of "Hoarders" and the guy living here is named Jack Johnny, and he smirks at what he did today.
Earlier, he snuck into the High School, and he made wet bucket pranks all over the place, and everyone started blaming some of the trouble making students, but they had nothing to do with it, and now a chaotic issue is at hand.
Jack Johnny snickers and then he kicks open the door. "That was fun, very fun. Hey ma, I'm home!" He walks by the messy living room, and there is one mannequin there, dressed to be his mother, who passed away long ago because of him. "So, are we ordering pizza again?" He then puts his jacket on the coat rack, next to the dead bodies of pizza delivery guys.
Jack Johnny then places the photo of what he did to one of the cheer leaders on the wall. "Hey ma, I snuck into the cheer leaders locker, and took a photo of them naked, and then threw some itching powder at them, best prank ever and damn they are hot when they're naked. Can I take one home ma?"
He then checks the time, and then he checks his cellphone, his fifth one which he stole, and then he orders a pizza. He then kicks the head of a dead deer and then he checks the bills, which he then places in a pile to burn. "Did my package arrive today ma? I ordered a giant firework, and I wanna use it on the kindergarten to see them on fire." His stupid mannequin doesn't even respond, because this guy is delusional.
Jack Johnny then goes to the TV, and he sees what is on, but it's all news. "Boring, hey when is there gonna be a new episode of the He-Man reboot? I wanna watch that stuff, and also some other boot leg movies." but then he hears a knock on the door. "Hey ma, are we expecting someone?"
Jack Johnny goes towards the door, and he opens it. But there is nobody there. "Meh, must be some raccoons or some dogs." He then closes the door and he locks it and then he grabs his old Nerf gun. "No one ma, just some stupid prank from some stupid animals, ma!"
But then he smells something, something cooking. "Wait, are you cooking something for dinner, ma? Is it deep fried chicken or pork?" Jack Johnny goes into the kitchen, and he sees the place has been cleared out, and there is a large pot in the middle and it is boiling, and there is firewood below. "Huh? Hey ma, did you leave this to boil for later, because it is boiling now!"
"Wrong, asshole!" Lincoln comes from behind, and he pushes Jack Johnny inside, the guy falls into the boiling cauldron of hot water, and then he closes the lid and clamps it shut. "There we go, we leave this boiling for perhaps two minutes and 30 seconds and then see the results."
He hears banging on the sides, and he smirks and laughs. "Dang, this is too good to be true. A gig for me alone to handle, this is fun and also this place is a mess." then Vark shows up, with the bag of stolen things. "That must be what he took from the students he messed or killed. We should return them later."
Lincoln then has an idea. "Vark, set kerosene all over the place, we're gonna light this place on fire." Vark nods, and he does that. Lincoln then opens a portal, and then he checks the time. "And done, now we serve it." He removes the clamps, and he kicks the cauldron and the boiling water is spilled, along with a weak, tired and in pain, and almost cooked Jack Johnny.
He barfs out the hot water, and he tries to call for help, but his words sound messed up and he crawls away from Lincoln. Lincoln smirks and sees that he is a mess. "You know, it would be nice to send ya to the client alive so he can deal with you, but he would rather make sure you don't make it, and as an added bonus, you won't go to hell."
Lincoln readies a soul orb, and then he kicks Jack Johnny through the portal, he falls into the middle of the Pacific Ocean, he tries to swim and escape, but he is dragged and ravaged by three hungry shark species.
Lincoln watches this go down, while Vark continues to cover the rest of the house with kerosene. "We got some time to kill before we go back home. Hey Vark, wanna grab something to eat after this?"
Vark nods, and he grabs another can of kerosene and goes to the dining room. Lincoln sighs and then he checks his cellphone and he smiles when he sees the selfie of Loona with Octavia at the mall, but then he sees this notification from Zach. "An abominable snowman? Seriously?"
(Back in Royal Woods, Michigan.)
Just another usual day here, with the snow everywhere, we see that Lady Ace is flying above, and she seems alright with the weather since her suit allows her to stay warm, she does take a moment to calm down. 'Alright, several bank robberies are done, runaway vehicles and of course, that crazy snake sinner.'
Earlier, there was another battle, Sir Pentious in a muscular snake machine, looked like the same one from previous battles, and she destroyed it because the weakness was obvious and exposed, at the back. That was done, and nobody got hurt, and barely any property damage.
'Honestly, that guy arriving every time seems like a usual bad guy coming around thing, and he doesn't seem to be close to an archenemy of mine, the only ones who managed to take me down and do something bad to me was Jesse Hiller and Rodney Spokes, and I am so glad those two are not coming back and I don't want them to come back, ever!'
Lady Ace can see everyone just going about with their business, even if there is snow everywhere. The snow storm from last night has caused some snow in at some locations, which is why school is closed for today but not for tomorrow and the remainder of the week.
Lady Ace then flies to the Tall Timbers Forest, and she sees if there is any trouble here. Then she sees something odd. "What the heck?" She sees this large lumbering mass of white fur, and so she flies down but she sees there is nobody around and this has her concerned.
Lady Ace then calls out. "Hello? Hello? Anybody here?" Lady Ace gets no response, but she is worried. 'It has to be someone who is lost and wearing a very large white fur coat.' Then she hears this yelling sound, and she sees something large walking away from the distance, she goes over to see what it is, but when she arrives it is gone.
"Huh, wait. How can something that big be able to get away?" Lady Ace then looks to the ground and she sees a very odd foot print. "What the heck do we have here?" She takes a photo of this, and this has her concerned, curious and it seems like something she needs to inform to someone, but not to the folks of Royal Woods, yet.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: There we go, a target taken down and dead, and just one person to do the job, and this was for you "Pikapikauser4788" and, it seems like something of a "Snow News Day" is inbound too. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 12/28/22.