April 3 now, and time to see what the heck does Moxxie and Millie wanna talk about to Liam, and also see the letter from Blitz' father and what it has to say. Things are becoming very much interesting around here. So, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"A lot to deal with right now."
(April 3. Blitz-O's Diner, Royal Woods Michigan.)
Liam and his girlfriend Tabby arrive to this place, and they look around and see it is not that packed, since the lunch rush is over. Liam then sees the folks they are supposed to meet. "There they are, come on darlin'."
Liam and Tabby head over, and they meet with Moxxie, Millie, Lucy and EveLynn. "Hey guys, glad you could all make it" replied EveLynn.
"Well, Luan did tell us days ago that you lot wanted to talk to us about something, and we wanna know what this is all about." Tabby then grabs the menu, but Lucy stops her.
"No need, we ordered for you guys and it's something you two have eaten here many times."
"Oh, well thanks a lot folks" replied Liam, he then drinks his water. "So, what are we here for?"
Moxxie speaks first. "Alright, so Millie and I spoke with Lucy and EveLynn, and we all came to an agreement to go and visit the parents of Millie for the weekend at their place, located in Wrath Ring."
Millie continues. "My family owns a farm, well a lot of land and I have been the rough and tough country gal, to which I owe my life to where I came from to making me who I am."
"We're gonna go and see what gramps and granny have been doing in Wrath Ring lately, and also our uncles and aunties" replied EveLynn. "Well, one auntie and her name is Sallie May."
"I might not be a fan of the country life, but it is still a part of hell and of course I will come along and see what is happening" replied Lucy, and then she smiles.
Liam is impressed. "Well dang, fellas. That sure sounds like a lot of fun. A country side in hell, and with some farmin' involved too. Sounds like a dangerous, and hard workin' place to be."
"Darn right, farm boy." Then Tabby asks. "But, what does that have to do with us?"
Millie smirks and she explains. "We got ourselves room for two more who wanna tag along, and since Liam knows the farm life of hard workin' and all that, and with Tabby who learned a lot from Liam, we wondered if you two would wanna come and join us, it is only for one day."
"It is alright ifyou two dong want to go, we understand..." replied Moxxie. "Wrath Ring can be edgy sometimes, and rough too. There's some dangers and other stuff that..."
"Are you kidding me? Of course, I wanna go along with this!" replied Liam with excitement.
"Same here, gov! I ain't going to miss out on this and I doubt it would be hard for us" replied Tabby.
The Bingham-Horvitz are surprised hearing this. "Wait, you said what now?"
Liam then explains. "Ya'll make it sound hard, but it doesn't sound so rough and tough to me. remember this folks, when I was born I fell off the loft and landed into some goat manure and I hauled my first rope when I was three, and I also milked my first cow before I could even skedaddle."
Tabby then speaks. "I am the gal who was born during a concert, and in the front row too! I handled in sneaking into backstage and running from security to get an autograph, and sure to heck, I have learned how to be a tough gal when I was part of Liam and his family farm life."
Liam and Tabby then speak. "We're coming along guys!"
The others literally didn't see this coming, and also overhearing this is Lori, Leni, Charlie and Vaggie.
EveLynn smirks. "Well, looks like this Saturday is gonna be a dang good one." They then high five each other and then their lunch shows up, served by Verosika Mayday.
Millie then asks. "Hey Verosika, where the heck is Blitz?"
Verosika then explains. "He said he had something to do that was important in hell, I have no idea what that is, but chances he'll tell us when he comes back and I believe Loona and her kids came with him as well."
(I.M.P Headquarters, Pride Ring. Hell.)
The portal opens, and we see Blitz, Loona, Lincoln and Luna come through and they look up to the base of operations which is the foundation of the company they are part of and manage. The Immediate Murder Professionals.
Blitz sighs. "Alrighty gang, let's see this fucking letter."
The others nod, and so they all go inside, and they see Layla at the receptionist's desk, and she stands up. "Hello guys, I have the letter right here and it was kept safe inside a box which I also keep the other important stuff which is possibly needed for..."
"Dude, calm down. You sound like a nervous wreck on the first day of the job" replied Luna.
Layla nods. "Sorry, here you go." she hands the letter to Blitz, so he takes it and he sits onto the waiting chair nearby, and Loona and her kids join him.
Blitz then takes a deep breath. "Alright, here we fucking go." Blitz uses his sharp claw, and he opens the envelope and he sees the letter, and so the others read what it says as well.
Dear BlitzO, it is I you're father, Cash Buckzo, and this letter was meant for you and I couldn't have sent it through email because I don't know you're fucking account name or all that bullshit, but here it is a letter written and made by me.
I am aware of the life you have now, and I gotta say that I am impressed that you have made a company with your own miserable self, for fucking once too. To think, I thought you'd be some pathetic washed-up loser of a performer from my circus too, but enough about me making you sound like a total loser. I am proud of the imp demon that you have become and the bullshit you have been doing.
I mean, you adopted a young and very angry hellhound, who is apparently my granddaughter and I look forward to meeting her one day, two idiot imp employees and fucked an Ars Goetia too. You have gone so far, and then got involved with adopting a human as you're grandson? I didn't think I'd be a great grandfather so fast, but there you are with two human kids with hellhound blood.
Those two are dangerous and also feared by many in hell, and capable of becoming powerful overlords one day, after they killed those two fuckers of the V overlord thing and all that bullshit. Then you opened up some Chinese restaurant in earth, and then got back with that slutty succubus pop star rehab witch and became a couple again, but knowing you are aligned with the lord of hell... Well fucking shit that is something I haven't thought would ever happen.
You have done me proud kid, and the riches you make is obviously so much that it could fit an entire bank the size of Pride Ring! You have outshined that sellout of an asshole Fizzarolli, and become a hundred zillion times better than you're fucked up sister in rehab. When you got the time kiddo, come and see me at the circus tent. We're always on the move, and you will always know when to find me.
You're dear papa, Cash Buckzo.
P.S – bring you're sexy lady succubus girlfriend, you're grandkids, the hellhound and a lot of cash, because I could use some fucking help here with my own business.
After reading this, Loona, Luna and Lincoln are now livid and their eyes glow red. Layla notices this and she hides under her desk, but then they see Blitz shaking and he has tears, and then he rips the letter out of rage, and then he throws the remains into the trash.
Blitz pulls out a flamethrower and he burns the trash can into ashes. Blitz sighs and he walks away from the others. Loona and her kids go after him. "Blitz, wait..."
"Leave me alone kids... I just need some... Need some fucking t-time for myself..." Blitz sighs, and he opens a portal but this portal leads to Tall Timbers Park, and he goes on through.
This concerns Loona and her kids, and they feel like they should talk to him, but they should respect his choice and leave him be. Just then, they're phones go off and they turn around and see Layla wave to them, and so they see the text message she sent them.
Client: Anthony – He prefers his last name to be not known.
A guy responsible for some animal abuse to mostly reptiles, he was found dead after someone stabbed him when he tried to get his money back. Why did he want his cash back? Some low-life sold him scam Pokémon video games. Dang.
Target: Johnson "John" Kelly.
This guy hides near video game stores, and he sells scam video games which he downloads and then hacks and ruins, he even fools kids and makes them waste their cash on what he sells, and this guy has never been caught because he always gets away.
Results: Hunt this guy down like a wild animal on the run, and then kill this guy by stuffing all of the fake games he made into his throat. Bring his sinner form to the client, but separated from the body. Double if you blow up his remains.
Layla – I hope this is not a bad time, I mean you guys can do this one some other time instead.
Loona is surprised to see this, and same with her children. Lincoln then asks. "Are we getting Grandpa Blitz involved with this mom?"
Loona sighs. "No, we're not. This is something we should do, let's give your grandfather some time to cool off." Lincoln and Luna nod, and they open the portal back to earth, and inform Verosika about what had happened.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Well, well folks. Seems like Liam and Tabby will be makin' a bee line to a trip to hell, and it looks like Blitz wants nothing to do with his pops, but will he show up again? I guess we all will never know, but he might. This next one is for you "Pikapikauer4788" this one is for you dude, I got you're back man. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 1/15/23.