Well, this here is gonna be some fun killing now folks, we about to get ourselves down to the old fashioned and all that shit folks, and I just wanna say to this guy who named himself "Manticore" because this is something I have never even heard of, and yet this is gonna be something to look forward to. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Good old-Fashioned torture."

(May 5. Somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains.)

Seems like a normal day here, for those who reside in these parts, and there is one guy and he comes out of his house and he sips his cup of coffee as the day has begun, and it is almost half passed nine and that man is Bubba Joel. He sighs and then takes a good look around his land.

He smiles, seeing the marijuana which he planted. 'Once the time comes again, this'll all be ready for harvest, and I can make a damn good fortune. Ain't nobody gonna be stoppin' with what I do, and I plan to get fucking rich. Fuck Ginseng, when folks can come for some good old weed.'

He then sips his coffee, again, but then he smells something off, something he knows. He then looks to the right and he sees the barn is on fire. "No, no! No!" He races over with the hose, but the water doesn't come out, and he watches as the barn is now burning.

He tries to go inside, but it is too hot and he screams as the marijuana he kept in storage is now getting destroyed, and then he pulls out his rifle from his holster behind him. "Someone did this! Someone did this and when I find them..." But he gets knocked back when an explosion is made.

Bubba gets back up, and he sees that his fields are now on fire, the marijuana is on fire and getting destroyed, and he yells. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He then goes to the sprinkler system, which helps water his fields, but it doesn't turn on and he sees the wires have been cut.

"No, no! My weed!" He looks around and yells. "Whoever you are, you are gonna pay for destroying what I have worked hard on! Do you hear me?!"

"Why yes, yes we do hear you my good man." Bubba is startled hearing this voice, and when he looks behind him it is the Radio Demon, Alastor and he grins. "Seems like you're having a bit of a fire trouble, well it is wrong to smoke this much, isn't that correct my dear?"

Lady G. Valentine appears, and she has a flamethrower. "Now that was fun, and all of this will no longer be an issue for anyone else." She then sees Bubba shaking in fear, as he points the shotgun to her, and this makes her scoff. "Well, you don't got no manners, sir."

Blitz grabs the shotgun, and he melts it, and his eyes are glowing. "You do realize, it is wrong to do that to a very beautiful lady?" He then takes the gun, and he throws it away. "You my good sir, have won. Won a one way pass, to a whole new world of hurt, but for us it is all the more... Entertaining."

Before Bubba can even run, he is hit in the back of the head and is knocked out. The one who knocked him out, is Loona and her kids show up with their flamethrowers. "Alright guys. Let's make sure this fucker gets what's coming to him, for the client and also entertainment."

Alastor and Lady G. snicker hearing that.

(Later.)

The man known as Bubba Joel, wakes up. "What the hell?" He then sees, that he is stuck and can't escape. He seems to be lying on a boat, and with another boat upside down on top of him, but his arms, and legs are peeking from holes at the side of the small boat, and his head sticks out from the back of the two conjoined boats.

But he looks around, and the temperature feels warm. He is within an undiscovered lake within the woods, and smoke is coming from the distance, where his farm used to be and he yells. "Someone! Anyone! Someone come and fucking help me, please!"

Then there is movement in the water, and it comes in the form of this Italian boat, with Alastor and Lady G riding it. "Well, well. Look who finally woke up dear."

Alastor snickers. "And we thought that you my good man, would never ever wake up. Seems more fun, when the victim is awake for what is to come..." He then snaps his fingers, and some black tentacle appear from portals and they start to smear the man's mouth with honey and this confuses Bubba.

"What the hell are you demons doing to me?!"

Then Lady G. has milk poured on his head. "Oh, you don't know what 'The boats' is? Well, someone didn't attend school, my beloved."

Alastor snickers. "As you see, the client who resides in hell now seeks to watch you suffer, in a form of torture made by the Persians, known as Scaphism."

Then another boat arrives, and it has Lincoln, Loona and Luna onboard.

Lincoln speaks. "It is where they have the victim lied in the position you are in, and it is mostly used to deal with criminals, and it turns into where you are now but worse."

Luna speaks next. "They smother the person in honey and milk, and have them consume a lot of it, to the point that they shit themselves." she then pours more milk to his face, and makes sure he drinks it.

Loona speaks. "Now, flies will come for the honey and milk, but mostly the smelly shit within the boat, and that is where the nightmare starts when they lay eggs, and let the maggots come and eat through the victim." She has a funnel and she makes this man drink more milk.

Lady G. she then smothers the man's face with more honey. "The flies won't be the problem, all sorts of bugs will come a crawlin' around, and one of which are wasps and they will lay their eggs on the biggest warm thing around, you and then comes the stings as well."

Alastor grins. "So, in conclusion we plan to continue with this until the pain, and suffering arrives and to us... That is very entertaining."

This makes the man scream, and call for help, but his sounds are drowned out by the milk and honey smeared to his face, and going into his mouth. The group continues to do this, with cameras recording from Vark who is swimming with them.

They also have gas masks, for when the smelly part ignites. They are gonna be here for a while.

(Later.)

The group are now back on dry land, and they have finished the torture and they made sure insects did show up, but to help raise the stakes, Alastor summoned some insects to come and bring pain, and torment to this man, and they came in the form of ten different fly species.

They now watch, as the boat is now burning and the man's corpse is getting cooked. "I have to say, that was a very entertaining thing for me. Thank you my good friends, for allowing us to come along and do this."

Lady G. Valentine nods. "That was truly exhilarating and I do hope we can do this again."

Lincoln nods. "Hey, we didn't plan you guys to come, Blitz did since he had no idea how this shit worked, and a dang shame the others couldn't come along."

Loona then speaks. "Blitz said he was gonna do the finishing touches, and double check the new bar and see if it will be ready to be opened tomorrow, but it is a family friendly bar."

Luna then speaks. "Also, to answer Lady G. If we have another kill, that might be your type then we can let you dudes tag along."

Alastor nods. "Now that sounds excellent, and I must be honest that I too am excited to enter this bar and see how quaint it is."

Lady G nods. "Same here, and we know that it is a Family Friendly Bar. We shall make sure Husk doesn't know, otherwise he might end up running the place."

They then open the portal back home, the deed is done and they will wait for another one, to allow Alastor and Lady G. Valentine participate.

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: I just wanna say thanks to "Manticore" for this, this is something I have never ever done and it was so unexpected. Tomorrow, Blitz opens up, Molly's! I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 2/17/23.