Let's go and kill this asshole who thinks he can get away with pizza sauce, and his obsession. This is gonna be a slicing, and baking good time, thanks "Avenger44" and also, Striker is not the only one coming for them, because someone else is inbound and that someone is someone whom Blitz hates so fucking much. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Pizza Sauce and Buckzo."
(June 19. Somewhere in Los Angeles, California.)
At a cottage, somewhere in Los Angeles, someone is going through the recipe which he stole and is trying to recreate it, and this guy has been burning through the cash he stole and trying to make it right. The man is obsessed with pizza, and his name is Bluto Davidson, and he looks pissed off.
He tries the sauce, but then he spits it out. "Shit! Shit!" He then throws the spoon away, and he knocks over the pot in anger. "This is not fucking working! How the hell do they make it taste so good and why the fuck am I bad at this?! This is not fair!"
He then grabs another pot, and some pans and he throws them away, he then knocks over the rest of the mess he made. The whole kitchen is a heaping mess, because this is his twelfth attempt, and it still sucks and doesn't taste like what he wanted it to be.
Bluto then looks to the pizza boxes from Peterson's Pizza and he is enraged. "Damn it, what the fucking hell do I do?" He then thinks about this. "Perhaps if I kidnap one of those chefs at the place, they can make all the pizza I want, and they'll be my slaves forever! It has to work."
Bluto then readies what he needs to make this plan work, but then he stops and looks at the mess he made. "Why the fuck am I so terrible at making simple pizza sauce?"
"Because, you suck shit?" the man turns around, and he is met by Blitz and Luna. They both have large pizza cutters, and they rip his arms off. Bluto screams in pain from this as his arms are gone, and blood is coming out.
Luna snickers. "Oh, looks like someone doesn't like pizza cutters, and isn't he supposed to be this delusional and crazed pizza obsessed dumb fuck?"
Blitz snickers. "Doesn't seem that way anymore, but then again he loves pizza so much..." They then see the rest of this place. "Yeah, this guy has a crazy pizza obsession. Alright, let's pizza bake this pizza sucker!"
Bluto tries to find someplace to run and hide, but Loona grabs the man by the neck. "Where the fuck do you think you're going dipshit? Don't you wanna know how pizza is made?" she then whistles, and Lincoln opens the brick oven pizza, and tosses in some gasoline covered wood.
Millie arrives, and she has a flamethrower. Loona then tosses the man into the brick pizza oven, and Millie lights him up. Bluto screams and screams as he is being cooked alive and then Lincoln closes the oven door. "And now we just leave that there for possibly... Twenty Four Hours and then who gives a shit? Am I right?"
They all laugh hearing that, and then Blitz sees this text from Moxxie. "Moxx sent the recipe ingredients back, the job is done and we also got the cash. Well, not all of it." He has the safe, and they see that the target spent more than one hundred thousand dollars. "Man, this guy really is obsessed with pizza, enough to ruin life savings from another."
"Meh, we did the job and it is done" replied Lincoln, but then they hear a ring from their phones and they see the text message is another gig.
Client: Kim Thompson.
She died in her 40's, and worked as a gym instructor at her own gym place. She is a married man, and they wanted to start a family but then they were both killed when they went on a date, both are in hell and she works in a demonic gym and her husband is in charge of sports section on 666 News.
Target: Jenna Baxter.
An old High School rival of Kim, and she is super rich and doesn't care about those beneath her, and wants to make sure that even now those who are her former classmates should know their place. She is the murderer of Kim Thompson and her husband.
Results: She might be rich, but she lost everything when her family's company went bankrupt and she now resides in this dinky ass apartment somewhere in Colorado. She has a fear of demonic things, best bring back up too since she is good with knives. Kill and soul trap and hand to client.
They didn't expect this. "The fun just never seems to fucking stop" replied Millie. "We got ourselves summer time extravaganza murder time."
"Yeah, but we hold off on killing for one month starting next month" replied Loona. "Just as we all discussed a summer vacation, right dad?" They see Blitz looking at his phone. "Dad?" They seem concerned about him, but then he calms down and speaks.
"Guys, my old man is waiting for us back in hell."
(I.M.P Headquarters. Imp City, Hell.)
The portal opens, and we see Blitz and the others show up, and they spot the imp who is waiting for them outside and he doesn't look too happy. Blitz is also the same thing, and he looks to his dad's eyes with daggers in them.
"Alright you old fool..." Lincoln steps up and he speaks. "What the fucking hell do you want?"
Cash growls and didn't like how the kid was talking to him. "This is how you greet your own great grandpa you little shit?"
Loona then intervenes. "Don't you fucking dare call my son that you retard!"
Cash scoffs. "BlitzO, keep a leash on your kid will ya."
Blitz then fires in the air. "Enough! Now, what the fuck do you want, asshole?"
Cash then speaks. "BlitzO, you have betrayed my trust and heart. You wouldn't even let family be part of what you got and help support all of us through these dark times, even though there are always dark times. We thought we could trust you, to make a different with yourself, but you forgot one thing as you changed and became a better demon, you forgot about us."
Blitz doesn't seem intimidated by this and he crosses his arms and then Cash continues.
"Son, I have done all in life to help make sure that you are on the right track, and here you are now, on the right track and the big time boss of several locations too, and that I wish to one day see as well, because that sounds kinda fun. But, what I really wanna say is, can you forgive someone like me?"
"Please, I know that you fucking hate me to the core, and so do the others, but they need to know that I do all of this for a good reason, and that reason is highly classified and will not be unveiled or even released." They know that he is lying.
"So, please... Cash approaches his son, and Blitz feels disgusted looking at him. "Please, for me and you're dear ma..."
"Shut. The fuck. Up!" yelled Blitz, and this startles the old man and then he calms down. "You know, we kinda knew that you would try to come back and mess with us, and so that is why we have come together as an actual family and we have our plan in three... Two... One."
A fiery pillar is forged, and this is something Cash has seen before, and now he is scared.
From the fiery blaze, we see the demon lord himself, and a member to the Pillars of the Ars Goetia. Paimon Ars Goetia. "Is there a problem here?"
Cash recalls who he is. "S-Sir... I mean, you're beloved majesty, er sir. I didn't think..."
Paimon then dashes forward and he looks down to Cash. "Shut it you little mongrel." Cash does as he is told and then Paimon continues. "As an ally, and truly devoted associate, I am here to issue you a very foul warning. Now, should you attempt to come back and here bother the group then you will be punished and sentenced someplace else."
"Next, no contact in cellular devices to each other, and ano preempted assassination that goes to the Silva Hounds, who will have permission to shoot you again." That one scares Cash. "You are to cease all actions and plans to see the Silva Hound family, and should you dare to return and do some more trouble, then I will appear and makes sure that you will become useless and a failure of a tank."
Cash Buckzo didn't like this, but he has no choice but to accept it, he then takes his leave and grumbles leaving everyone else behind. But deep down he is pissed off. 'They think they can do this to me again? Well, I will show them and they'll learn to love and respect me.'
The team then high five each other, and then Blitz looks to his Paimon. "Hey, thanks for the help."
"This was your plan and as an ally from Lucifer, I am assigned to provide some assistance, and I can sure you all that the trouble is now gone, until next school year" replied Paimon. "Still, I enjoyed scaring that little imp off back to his shit."
They all chuckle hearing this, and so they go their separate was back to earth, and Paimon turns into a pillar of fire and he's gone.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: There you go, and a fucking good riddance to you, Cash Buckzo! Thanks again to "Avenger44" for this gig and the next one. I do hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 3/21/23.