Helluva Loud Adventures

by heavy5commando

Takes place after Helluva Loud Luck. Follow as Lincoln, Luna and the crew of I.M.P go on with their lives in this story and face old family members and some enemies. Organically posted on: 10/04/20.

1038. Escapes, Truths and Amends

After what went down previously, it is time for these two imps to learn the truth, to make amends and also get the fuck outta there! Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for this, and the rest of the chapters to this arc in the story. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Escapes, Truths and Amends."

(Somewhere in Lust Ring.)

We see Asmodeus, in his office and he is tired and kinda bored, and not because one of his products blew up during testing, and do not fucking ask what it is.

He then looks to the wall, and he sees the portrait of himself, with Fizzarolli, and he wonders if he is fine, but then he hears his watch go off, and so he checks on it and then goes to see the ones waiting for him outside, and the ones waiting are….

Lincoln, Luna, Loona, Stolas and Stella.

Asmodeus smirks. "Hello, hello. Good to see you all coming here, and the second time too after the last time, and let me just say…."

"Can we please get this over with?" asked Luna. "This place reeks and also, your suit seems kinda scorched." Asmodeus notices this and he sighs.

"Do not ask." He then sits on his main chair, and they gather around the meeting table. "Now before we do get down to business, I gotta say that I am impressed at how far the two have gotten to becoming the next overlords of hell, and the first ever half-human half-demon overlords. But I am most impressed, by the boy. I have heard from a certain spider demon in that Burlesque place and how passionate and lustful you can be with the ladies." He winks.

This annoys Lincoln, and his right eye twitches. "I am gonna fucking castrate Angel Dust for this."

Stolas then speaks. "We were sent here by Lucifer, and it has something to do with…."

"Tracking down two specific imps which you all hate so much" replied Asmodeus as he eats the candy which seems… Kinda wrong. "I was told, Lucifer told me that you all would come. Now, I would like to help with what you all need, such as the items I have to help find them, but there is just one problem…"

"Now, my "Business Partner" Fizzarolli, hates the one imp who is with you guys. Truth be told, I don't know what the fuck is going on between them. Has that imp explained why he hates my imp?"

Loona then speaks "We don't really know. Blitz never told us much about his past, but only that Fizz was his best friend long ago, back when they worked together with that fuck head of a father who he had to listen. But we don't butt into the whole past he has, it hurts him a lot."

Asmodeus then speaks. "Same here, I don't get into Fizz' past either and from what you said, sounds like they both got some issues from long ago, something we all can't be able to intervene." He sighs and then continues. "Now, I wish I could help but…."

Then he gets this message, from Fizzarolli and this makes him smile and he puts it on main screen for video chat, and they all wait to see if it is Fizz, but they don't get that clown imp, instead on screen is…

"Crimson?!"

Asmodeus is confused by this, and same with Stolas and Stella.

Crimson. "Hello Asmodeus. I am very certain that you know me, but you don't know me truthfully but I do know you and you might not need to. All you need to know is that I have your little jester here with me."

They see Fizz tied up, and held by Striker, and he is not alone too. Also tied up is… "Blitz?!" This angers the Silva Hound's. Asmodeus tries to grab the illusion call, but it doesn't work and it returns to big screen, and he is pissed off.

Crimson. "If you want him back alive, you will exactly what I want."

Asmodeus is enraged and in flames. "Do you have any idea, WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH?!"

Stolas then speaks. "I do believe he cannot hear you, this seems to be a recording."

Crimson. "You probably just asked who I am dealing with, and oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of hell. We both know that you will risk anything to ensure that nothing happens to the clown. So be a good little bitch boy and do the thing. My lawyer will be there shortly with the contract of demands. You have till the witching hour to sign it."

Crimson then laughs and then he stops. "Now cut." But nothing happens. "I said, cut it you fucking-" Then it's turned black.

The table shakes, and the fires start to rise. Stolas and Stella back away from this, and Asmodeus turns into pure flaming anger, and Lincoln, Luna and Loona grab the large table and throw it to the ceiling in anger. They have Blitz, oh and also Fizzarolli. Stolas and Stella wait, and they soon calm down. "Perhaps, we should find out where they are?" asked Stolas.

Asmodeus calms down and then he looks to the others. "Yes, we should. Now, that imps fucking lawyer will be here, and I doubt Crimson even knows the Silva Hound's are here as well, and chances that…." Then Loona sees the text message and she growls and same with her kids. "And there it is, now I will keep that lawyer occupied while the rest of you FIND THAT ASSHOLE AND SAVE FIZZ!"

Luna sighs. "And Blitz too. But where the hell are they?"

Asmodeus then looks to the recording again. He sees the sign. "Mammon's Clown Pageant Warehouse. I know exactly where that place is."

(With Blitz and Fizz.)

We see Fizz tossed into a cage, alongside Blitz and he is panicking and struggling to be free. Blitz is annoyed by this. "Oh chill out jester, and Christ on a stick it's almost like you've never even been tied up before."

Fizz just tries to break free. "Sure I have, but not by a bunch of psychos and a piece of shit!" He then stumbles and falls over, and is now in tears and trying to get free from his restraints.

Blitz is confused, and then he asks. "Am i… Okay, so am I the psycho or the piece of shit?"

Fizz glares back at him. "Both!"

Blitz doesn't seem amused. "Huh, that checks."

Crimson and Striker are speaking down below. "So, what the hell do we do now?"

"We wait, and one thing I know is that the Silva Hounds will be here soon" replied Crimson as his thugs light his cigar. "Asmodeus will sign the deed, and I get control over his facilities and make some cash to rebuild what my fucked up son took from me. Once the Silva Hound's arrive, they're gonna be doomed to whatever you got planned for them and then we report to…" He then walks away with Striker, and he hands him a cigar. "Our third partner."

Blitz couldn't hear what they're saying, and then Fizz looks in panic and fear. "How is this even happening? I was suppose to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling!" He then cries, which really annoys Blitz.

"Oh relax, I'm sure that big horny chicken won't anything bad happen to his little clown fuck doll."

This angers Fizz and he sits up and glares at Blitz. "So, we're playing that card huh? Well, what about you and the so-called affairs you had with the royal bird?"

Blitz scoffs. "Fizz, that shit is over and I moved on and so did Stolas. We pretty much just reunited which each other's own love interests. Stolas with his wife and me back with Verosika. The shit we did back then, all in the past and likewise, I don't give a shit. You on the other hand, seems to still be going on and on, like a little dog who can't stop humping and I heard a story like that before."

"Though back then Stolas did that shit to satisfy his horny bird kinks and I didn't give much of a shit about it and back then a lot of assholes said that we're a fucking couple when clearly we weren't even close to being one. Like, the whole shitty ordeal with the royalties just wanting to fuck those who are beneath them like you and me. Also, I just kept doing it for the book, which I don't even need anymore."

Fizz scoffs. "Well, that shit with royalty and the lower class is true. Some have taste and some just wanna fuck you."

"Would you just shut the fuck up with that?" yelled Blitz. "Jeez, it's like pounding with that sin lord has gotten you all riled up."

"You started it up asshole!" yelled Fizz.

"Hey!" Striker looks to them from the cage above. "Shut the fuck up there! Arguing like a couple of teen skanks!" He then confronts them. "As far as I'm concerned, you both are total fucked up embarrassments to our kind than anything else, starting with getting fucked by blue bloods to begin with." He then tries to hold his anger.

"At least Loud Mouth over here had the reason to fuck with his owl bitch for what he wants, and not be someone's personal purse dog." This offends Fizz, but annoys Blitz.

"Oh great, the fucking supremacist is on my side. Fucking wonderful."

This angers Fizz, and he confronts Blitz. "Neither of you shit bags even know what your talking about. If either of you think that your superior to anyone, then you aren't even close to being that better than any royal…."

Striker grabs Fizzarolli by the neck and close to the cage, and with an angered breath he speaks. "Don't you fucking dare, finish that sentence you clown..." This makes Fizz afraid, but it angers Blitz.

"Hey, Red-skinned Clint Eastwood!" They see Crimson yelling and he also doesn't look pleased. "Keep your hands of the merchandise. Now come on!"

Striker scoffs, and he let's go of Fizz and leaves with Crimson. Fizz then yells. "Hey, ever heard of mouthwash fuck face?!"

Blitz feels bad for him, and he sees Fizz is not doing well. He tries to struggle, but he can't do it right. "You know, you're really bad at this."

Fizz is pissed off hearing that. "Hey, last time I checked, I was a fucking jester! Not an escape artist…" But his mechanical arms malfunction and forces him to leap forward, only to slam his face to the cage, and he falls back flat and looks miserable and in tears. "I just wanna go home."

Now Blitz feels bad for him, and then he has an idea. "Hmmm, you want me to get you out?"

Fizz looks to Blitz, and then he looks away being all stubborn. "Y-Y-Yes."

Blitz sits up, and he shows the knife he has and he is now free, and then he does the same to Fizzarolli and frees him. This surprises the cybernetic imp clown. "What the? You had a knife this whole time?"

Blitz then stops him from talking. "Needed to wait for Striker and Crimson to leave, since I knew they would come back and double check on us." They then look to the guards around the place, all doing their own thing.

A thug asleep on a forklift with some supplies. An imp trying to focus on pool table with the other thugs waiting and watching, and some napping. Another group of thugs making a house of cards and trying to be careful, and some imps drinking and one asleep and the controls to the cage are right there.

"Bingo" replied Blitz, and he grins and has a plan.

Fizz then looks around and he asks Blitz. "So what the fuck now genius?"

"See that remote?"

Fizz sees the remote. "I could stretch down there…"

"No" replied Blitz, he then holds the cage's bars. "I got a better idea." He starts to rock the cage back and forth, with Fizz panicking at this insane plan.

The cage movement knocks over some boxes, the boxes topple and hit a demon holding a mug of beer, that mug of beer flies into the air and crashes onto the house of cards, and the thug who was making them is now pissed off and he pulls out a Tommy gun and he shoots at everyone and everything.

The other demons are panicking and also taking cover, but the one who is playing pool. "Keep it down will ya, I'm trying to shoot eight ball over here."

The demon asleep on the forklift wakes up. "Huh? What? What's going on here?" He is shot, and his forklift goes out of control and is headed for the pool table.

"Hey, shut the fuck up!" yells the thug playing billiard. He then sees the forklift headed for him. "Oh fuck me." He is struck, and his ball flies into the air and lands onto one of the beam supports and it rolls off on it's own. Blitz and Fizz watch as the ball falls and hits the button on the remote, but nothing happens.

Fizz is annoyed by this. "Well, that didn't do…" The cage is then dropped and they crash onto some thugs below. Blitz then grabs the guns from the dead thugs, and this annoys Fizz. "Show off."

But then Crimson shows up and it looks like he was relaxing with cucumbers on his eyes, and he sees the mess that was made, the two imps and the broken cage and some of his guys are dead. "What the fuck?!" He then throws away his cucumber from his eyes. "Get them!"

They shoot net guns, but Blitz and Fizzarolli get out of the way and they make a run for it, at the same time Blitz shoots the thugs. But Fizz is grabbed by one of the thugs, and he tries an air horn, water flower but then he is grabbed, and he tries a banana peel and that doesn't do anything.

"Fuck, this usually works!" So, instead he slips and squeezes out of the bear hug, and he manages to run off with Blitz still shooting at the enemies.

"What the fuck Fizz?! How is someone this mechanically flexible so useless I combat?" He then helps keep Fizz from getting hurt, and it almost looks like some sort of dance between the two.

"I'm a performer!" replied Fizz, and he dodges a thug which Blitz kills. "I sing, I dance, and I promote products which I don't even use." He then ducks down, and he runs off with Blitz. "I don't do danger!"

"Well good to know that you're still a wimpy pathetic circus puss." Blitz and Fizz both climb up the ladder, and Blitz even saves Fizz from falling.

"I'd give you a comeback, but that would imply if I would give a shit of what you think…"

"You always cared what I thought" replied Blitz.

"Oh, after what you did to me!" Fizz then looks to his arms.

Blitz then speaks. "I didn't do anything, it was an accident!"

Fizz is angered hearing this. "An accident?! Are you kidding me?!"

Shows the flashback of when Fizzarolli was always cheered on, and loved by Buckzo for being the star performer. "You always had it out for me because everyone loved me better!"

"You wanted me gone because you were jealous, wanting the spotlight!" Young Fizz waves to Blitz, but he goes off into the curtain, and then the fire starts and burns everything. "I looked up to you, and thought that you were my best friend!"

"You ruined my life!" Young Fizz backs away from the green hellish fire, and he goes into another tent, but then he realizes they are fireworks. The green flames hit, and they blow up. Leaving Fizzarolli a mangled up, limbless imp and Blitz standing in front of him and leaving with some burns. "Then you just left me, I lost so much because of you!"

"You selfish piece of shit, you didn't even care!"

"I did care!" Blitz has some tears, and is looking guilty. Fizz is surprised to hear this. "It was an accident Fizz, it really was!" Fizz grabs Blitz, and they evade the thug as Blitz shoots, and they take cover someplace else. "Okay, you're right. It was my fault, and…. And I should've done more to help, I really should have…. I was trying, but… There was so much going on…"

"I was trying to get help Fizz, it's just…" Fizz can see that this part of Blitz is real, and has regrets and guilt. "It's still my fault."

"Glad that you can admit it. But what the fuck are you trying to go through with this?"

"I'm sorry Fizz" replied Blitz. "I'm so sorry for what you lost…"

We see a young Blitz, ignoring his best friend Fizzarolli, he closes the curtains and knocks aside another imp who was carrying a cake with lit hellfire candles, and the candles are the reason why the fire started. "I'm sorry for what you've lost."

Some demonic horses panic and run off, and this surprises Blitz. The fire then turns into an explosion and knocks Blitz away, and he awakens with damage to his right eye, and he looks around in panic and fear. "And I know that I can't make that right. But you have no idea of what I lost from that fire."

Then a photo lands on the ground, a photo of a young Blitz, Barbie Wire and their… Mother. Lost to the hellish fiery flames.

Blitz looks down with guilt and now Fizz sees the real truth. "I mean… It's all my fault." Fizz looks to Blitz. "And I hate me too." Blitz then wipes away some tears. "I mean, I'd do anything to…." But then both are grabbed by a demonic thug. "SHIT!"

Blitz then takes down the thug and shoots him, and they both run off and then Fizzarolli speaks. "So, why the heck didn't you come and see me to tell all of this? Even once would've been fine."

They then take cover and then Blitz speaks. "I tried, I really did so many times. But then they kept saying that you didn't wanna see me. Even after Buckzo helped you out, he said that you never ever wanted to see me anymore."

Fizzarolli is confused. "What the fuck? Blitz, I never even said that shit. Nobody even told me that you came to see me, not even Buck…. Zo…"

They both realize this. "Oooooh." They both now have a deep and boiling anger, for one demonic imp who pretty much kept them away from each other.

"So, did that asshole visit you?" asked Fizz.

Blitz sighs. "Yeah, the mother fucker did."

Then a reptilian thug tries to grab them and Blitz yells. "Oh fucking Christ on a Stick!" He shoots the thug, and then Fizz yells.

"Trying to have an emotional moment here between two former friends! Respect that privacy!" Fizz then grabs Blitz. "Look, misunderstanding or no, it's been fifteen years since you haven't even been around me." He then throws Blitz around to help him shoot and aim. "We've lost so much time." He then swings Blitz around to kill more thugs.

"I guess you didn't really ruin my life."

Blitz is upside down and then he speaks. "Wait, so you're telling me that getting blown up didn't ruin your life?"

Fizz looks down with some regret and he explains. "It was a tough and very emotional and very painful challenge." He then uses Blitz's horns to kill a thug. "Fuck you still, but…" He then helps Blitz shoot more goons by swinging him around. "It's not like I'm broken and I now have someone who understands me and…." They then swing around and spin to kill more thugs. "Fuck you."

They then land back down onto the ground. "My life has been really great. Like, really great."

Blitz smiles. "Sounds like you've had a good time, surely that rooster fucker has been giving you the best time, huh?"

Fizz seems embarrassed and then he speaks. "Oh yeah, it's been fantastic…" He then sees Blitz with a smug face, and he tries to explain. "Because, well you know it's because he's got the biggest cock, like massive and… Just imagine like it's huge. Like a kaiju, like a big monster…"

"Okay, okay. No need to continue" replied Blitz and then he speaks. "Also, I can see the truth behind you and that big sin lord. I know, since… My love for Verosika still goes on even after all we've been fucked up in. Glad you're having the best life, and with someone who truly cares about you, Fizz. I'm happy for ya." This makes fizz happy to know, and he also blushes since Blitz seems to understand and know.

But then they see that they are surrounded by the thugs, and then Crimson and Striker show up and the cowboy imp speaks with anger. "You have been one major pain in my ass, Blitz. Now I'm gonna break you like a fucking horse!" He pulls out a lasso.

Blitz scoffs, and then he grins. "Oh, don't you dare fucking talk sexy to me."

Fizz realizes this and asks. "Wait, what? You're still on the horse thing?"

They then see the enemies closing in, and then Blitz speaks. "Fizz, do you remember how you'd distract my dad so I could steal his booze and we would drink it at the back of the stables?"

Fizz does recall. "I mean, yeah why?"

Blitz then whispers. "I need to get up to that window there to bust us out."

Fizzarolli grins and chuckles. "Oh, ho-ho. One big distraction coming right up!" He then leaps away, and he has all the thugs, and even Striker and Crimson focused on him, and a spotlight is on him a she sings from the top of some boxes.

Fizzarolli: When I was a young boy.
I never thought it'd come to this.
The scars all seemed to heal.
And, soon, all I feel is regret

And, now, I'm a grown man.
I've lost it all again.
But, what I'll miss the most.
Pay close attention while you get a look at… this!

Yeah, look at this!
Then, look at that!
Hehey, here's a hat!

This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thing
But, listen closely, maybe it explains everything!

The secret to coin, computers, and microchips.
The key to the future.
If you only look at this!
Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold.
If you focus on me, as the story unfolds.

LOOK AT THIS!
I HOLD THE KEY TO THE MYSTERY!

LOOK AT THIS!
LOOK AT NOTHING EXCEPT FOR ME!

LOOK AT THIS!
[unintelligible growling]
THAT WAS GIBBERISH!

BLITZO, HURRY THE FUCK UP!

I don't know how long I can do this!

Blitz is trying to use a welding tool to break the window open and he talks back. "I'mma need another sixty seconds!"

Fizzarolli: Aw, fuck!

Okay, the thing that I'm trying to say is
I will say if you look this way…
Uh, you know it's uh…just as Nonna Fizzarolli used to say…

Puzza lasagna (Stink lasagna)
Contorni, limoncello (Side dish, limoncello)
Fortepiano (Loud, soft)
Buongiorno, ada Vongole (Good morning, with clams)
Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini (Luigi, Florence, Bucatini)

Cingale~ (Wild boar~)
Cingale~ (Wild boar~)

So, look at… this!
Please, look at this!
I am running out of places I can take this bit.
So, look at this! Look at my face!

They all back away seeing Fizz's face looking incredibly sad.

I regret every event that got me in this place.
This little song is driving me insane.

Striker sees Blitz as he also prepares to grab Fizz while also lacing down the wiring for the TNT, and yet he doesn't know that what he has been doing is going to damage the main support beam of the place, and so Striker tries to shoot him, but Fizz winds up his fist and he punches him away and lands onto Crimson.

My exhaustion is audible.
Now, the ending is probable.

CUZ' THIS RUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE to maintain,

So, fuckinggggg…

Blitz then blows up the window, and Fizz grabs Blitz. Blitz and Fizzarolli then make their escape from the place.

BYE-BYE!

Crimson is confused, and Striker is furious, but then they see that what Blitz did and also Fizz, has caused some of the supports to the warehouse to become unstable and the whole place collapses on top of them.

Fizzarolli and Blitz run away, and then they stop and take a moment to catch their breath. "You know you're pretty good at this action hero bull shit."

Blitz smirks. "And you're good at putting on that show, which you've been always good at, and also the time we fucking tricked my asshole dad!"

They both laugh at that and then Fizzarolli calms down and is stern. "The next time I see, Buckzo, I am going to strangle him. So hard."

"If you do, I am joining in to fucking give him a beating he deserves" replied Blitz, and then he recalls. "Also, my grand kids and daughter hate him."

But then Striker appears. "Where the fuck do you all think you're going?!" He looks deranged, and bruised. Crimson comes out and he has dual pistols and even some of their thugs. "I have had enough of this bull shit and these fucked up games!"

Fizz then speaks. "Is this a bad thing that it's making me hard?"

Striker is disgusted and throws him away. "Shut the fuck up! Why the fuck is this always a fucking sex thing to you assholes?!"

"Hey Striker!" They look up, and Lincoln lands on Striker's face, he then bites on his shoulder and he throws him to Luna, to which she claws at his face, and then she kicks him to Loona, and she winds up and punches his groin and this makes him scream in pain. Loona grabs him by the tail and throws him to Crimson, but he dodges this.

Loona then helps Blitz to his feet. "Sorry we didn't arrive sooner, we were caught up with some goons and thugs that Crimson scattered across Greed Ring." She then throws a car door and it impales two thugs.

Crimson takes cover, and he is pissed off by what is happening, and he gets ready to shoot at them. "Oh, this shit is over…." But Crimson is almost shot, and he sees Moxxie, Millie, Lucy and EveLynn and they have guns. But he growls when he sees, Ruby and she looks pissed off and has an M16 Assault Rifle. "You fucking bitches!"

He throws a grenade, and this alarms Striker and the thugs, and they make a run for it to a portal which has opened. But Ruby kills the remaining goons from Crimson and they all take cover as the grenade goes off, and Fizz is sent off to a center of hellish fire around him.

Fizzarolli tries to escape with his arms, but they are now badly damaged from the blast. Blitz sees this. "Fizz!" He wasn't going to let it happen again. So he grabs a barrel and he uses it to roll to where Fizzarolli is then he performs an amazing trapeze act, and even bounces off the hood of a car.

Blitz then uses his tail to hold onto a crane, and he grabs onto the Clown imp, and he makes sure his arms also come along, and they get out of the flames. They all leave the area, because the flames have made contact to some gas cans, and the area blows up.

All of them calm down and then look to Blitz and Fizzarolli. "You and…. Everything, blown up and…"

"It did happen, Fizz" replied Blitz. "But this time, I stuck around… Because sure to fuck I wasn't going to let that happen, again."

Fizzarolli is touched hearing this and he hugs Blitz. Blitz smiles and he does the same. The others are surprised seeing this, and they can tell that both Blitz and Fizzarolli have made amends, though they wanna know what the fuck did those two even do to manage to escape.

Blitz then feels naughty and he speaks "Would it fuck up the moment if we made out right now?"

Fizz breaks the hug and looks to him with disgust, but then he laughs and so does Blitz. The others smirk seeing this, they have both changed and are now, once again…. Friends.

(Back with Asmodeus.)

We see Stella and Stolas, and Asmodeus impatient with the imp lawyer as he is still reading, and then Asmodeus grabs him. "That's it! I am going to end you is fucking life…"

"Ozzie?" They turn around and see Fizzarolli, he is safe and sound, some bruises but he's alright again!

"Fizzy!"

"Ozzie!"

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli then share a hug, and both are in tears.

Stolas and Stella smile seeing this, and they can see that this is not just some business thing between the two, but something more than just lust, something even they have together and just as Blitz and Verosika have. They also know, this means that Blitz is also safe and sound.

Stolas and Stella then see the lawyer imp is packing up and panicking since this means his boss Crimson has been defeated, and nothing has been signed and the deal is no longer approved.

Stolas and Stella snicker and walk away. "Get fucked up, little one."

The imp lawyer then looks up and he sees Asmodeus and Fizzarolli and their menacing grins, and he screams in pain at what they do next to him.

"To be continued folks!"
A/N: I had to make some changes, and I am so happy at how this went and it seemed right to add the song which made me freaking laugh when I watched it! Seeing Blitz and Fizz make up, is awesome and heart warming. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!

Date made: 9/14/23.