From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 6:32 AM 25 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

Sorry... I fell asleep while typing…

That's really embarrassing…

What I was trying to say was, I'm really sorry your parents aren't as understanding as they could be.

I get that they're probably frustrated with your behavior, but you're clearly willing to try and clean yourself up.

I think that there might be a communication issue between you.

But I could definitely be wrong.

I have my own communication problems with my mom, so I feel like I'm not really the best person to advise you on this.

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 7:13 AM 25 April 2017

Dear, Birch

No, it's okay. Sleep is important.

I'm not surprised you fall asleep so early considering the time you wake up.

I mean. If you're messaging me at 6:30 in the morning how early must you be waking up? Are you really okay over there?

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 8:47 PM 25 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Hey, you okay?

It's only been a few hours, but you're usually really quick in responding…

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 4:35 PM 26 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Are you still alive?

Just let me know, okay..?

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 6:46 PM 27 April 2017

Dear, Birch

If you don't want to talk to me anymore, just say something.

Don't just ignore me.

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 5:56 PM 28 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Are you really okay?

It's been a while…

I'll just stop messaging…

Sorry for annoying you.