From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 6:45 PM 30 April 2017

NO!

You're definitely not annoying me!

I'm so sorry I stopped messaging all of a sudden!

Our internet was shut off because of some stupid mistake…

How have you been doing?

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 7:32 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, Birch

No, it's okay...

I just overreacted. I do that a lot.

I've been okay, I guess.

Not much has happened.

My parents are being douchebags, as usual, and my sister's been a pest, as always.

Sincerely, Me

From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 7:47 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

I'm sorry you've been having troubles with your family…

I know it won't help you to feel better, but I haven't even actually talked with my mom at all over the last week except the obligatory how are you's and when she let me know that the internet was fixed.

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 7:52 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, Birch

It's fine.

It's not like I expect anything thing else at this point.

But I'm sorry you haven't really been talking to your mom…

You said at one point that you feel like your mom treats you like a kid, right?

Mine does that too, then my dad gets pissed because I'm a big boy now. Which leads to my sister feeling like she needs to contribute something to conversation which pisses me off, because I don't want to involve her with my issues.

Then it all just kind of explodes into a fucking mess.

Sincerely, Me

From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 7:56 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

I know that you really care about your sister so I hope that you're still on… decent terms with her…

I know you planned on trying to make things up to her…

Were you able to make any headway..?

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 8:05 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, Birch
I didn't...

I tried, but she just thought I was on something and just kept commenting on how once I was sober I'd be back to being a dick.

I mean, yeah, I smoked half a joint before I talked to her, but I wasn't high. Like, at all.

Sincerely, Me

From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 8:29 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

Oh…

I'm really sorry…

I guess all you can do is keep trying…

I hope she can understand that you're really trying. That you genuinely want to change so you can fix the relationship you have with her.

It's obvious to me that you care for her a lot.

I hope it all works out one day.

I hate to end this conversation here, but I got up really early today and did some work so I'm kind of exhausted.
I"m probably gonna pass out soon...

Sincerely, Me

From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 8:38 PM 30 April 2017

Dear, Birch

No, it's okay.

You should get some sleep.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Sincerely, Me