From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 6:36 AM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
Good morning!
I'm sorry I ended up falling asleep so early, I really tried to stay awake…
I hope your day starts off well!
Sincerely, Me
From: fuckificare
To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
Sent: 7:22 AM 1 May 2017
Dear, Birch
It's okay…
You probably needed the sleep.
You get up way too early.
It almost concerns me.
My morning has so far been the same as usual, I hope yours was better.
Sincerely, Me
From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Saved as Draft at 10:26 AM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
My morning was awful.
I was running late and I forgot to take my meds. And I almost missed my bus, so I had to run to make sure I got to the stop on time. Then I tripped on the stairs. And for some reason the bus was really full this morning, so I had to stand. But I couldn't actually sit down when people got up, because people would think that I was being selfish, or that I couldn't standing up for a little bit. So I stood the entire ride to school. Then I stumbled over my words when I was talking with one of my teachers. And I was called on in class, and I knew the answer, but for some reason I ended up saying the wrong thing and a few people laughed at me.
Sorry, that was a long rant about nothing. You probably don't even care. Sorry I'm annoying you.
Sincerely, Me
From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 10:29 AM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
My morning has been alright so far.
Pretty standard Monday so far.
Sincerely, Me
From: fuckificare
To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
Sent: 10:38 AM 1 May 2017
Dear, Birch
That's good, I guess.
At least it wasn't too bad.
Sincerely, Me
From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 3:46 PM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
Yeah, I guess.
How was the rest of your day..?
Did it get any better?
Sincerely, Me
From: fuckificare
To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
Sent: 4:24 PM 1 May 2017
Dear, Birch
The rest of my day went by slowly.
But nothing really happened. So that was good.
At least nothing bad happened.
Sincerely, Me
From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 4:32 PM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
Well that's good.
As they say, no news is good news.
It still kinda sucks that nothing too interesting happened for you.
The good kind of interesting though.
I'm glad nothing bad happened.
Sincerely, Me