Toadette farting is something that happened on a regular basis, and the gassy mushroom girl did enjoy doing it, even if sometimes it wasn't exactly appropriate for the situation.
"Peeyew... golly, I sure am stinky!" Toadette exclaimed joyfully as she was fanning her bassy farting away from her. "Ooh, smelly!"
Toadette's farting led to many situations, most of them being happy, some of them being sad, plentiful being bad... and even situations that were mixed up with all emotions! Of course, the farts that Toadette let out didn't effect just her... it effected her friends and enemies... as well as folks who didn't even know who she was!
"It's the same with her as it is with certain girls of her stink filled irk," Dry Bowser explained while relaxing on a volcanic rock at the Grumble Volcano as he rolled his eyes at Toadette farting near him at a bunch of bouncing fireballs. "You do get used to it, but sometimes it gets out of hand, or rather out of her butt in this case..."
"Hey, I can't help it okay?" Toadette exclaimed as she was farting with pride, watching her farts explode in a fiery fashion due to flatulence being flammable.
Petey Piranha mumbled, flapping his big green leaves while flying high in the sky, seeing Toadette farting by him as she was using her gas to fly.
"Well, I could have just spun my pink pigtails too, but this is arguably more fun!" Toadette said as she farted on forward, leaving poor Petey to eat her flatulent dust.
"So."
"Yes, I'm stinky, but I can be smelly from a whole lot of things beyond my farts!" Toadette huffed while farting sloppy poots. k ha na ma me mt to gh fj al jd
One can't help but chuckle at this. Oh that gassy girl.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: First it was Princess Peach Toadstool farting, then it went to Princess Daisy farting, and now it has come to Toadette farting. The best thing about retcons... is that if no one really cares about it, then it doesn't affect anyone. Especially if something better in every way replaces it, combined with managing to salvage what traces of goodness is somehow in it. But that said, there's a reason I did all of this... because I wanted to make a new good story while fixing up an old crappy one at the same time, so this was a winning situation if I do say so myself. And I decided to have this lovely author's note at the end so that the first chapter can be most of the actual story itself... now that I've said that, enjoy the rest for this is the only author's note in the entire thing!