Toadette was farting as usual while fanning the air with her right hand. She was out in the wild, being on one of her various treasure treks as she was on the search for elusive gems to store into her backpack. Of course, there was a sense of smelly serenity to her adventure, for her powerful stink of farty gas was causing all the enemies to stay away from her, less they be knocked out cold from the overpowering stench of rotten mushroom butt fumes.
"I wonder why others feel the need to question me farting..." Toadette murmured above her sloppy flatulence, having taken off her backpack to feel more relief as she did some stretches.
"Probably because they want to know why you do it so much." Toad questioned as he made a slow approach towards the fart filled shroom girl.
Toadette shrugged as she placed her left hand over her rumbling stomach, which in turn caused her to churn out more farts. "Well I can't help it. I just love doing it!"
"Did you ever consider everyone else?" Toad pointed out.
"Well, of course I do..." Toadette said with contempt in her voice as she rubbed her right arm with her left hand, her farts becoming more windy as it lifted up the back of her archivist dress, revealing her brown stained white underwear. "It's just that, well, most people like it when I fart."
"And the few that don't?" Toad added after looking around.
Toadette sighed as her flatulence took a turn to the raspy side, glancing between Toad and her butt as she stuck her tongue out. "I guess they'll have to deal with it. It's not like I'm doing it to spite people or to act like a meanie."
Toad was silent for several seconds as he then tilted his head. "So in other words, should they better themselves in regards to your gas?"
"Well personally yeah. Whether my farts are continuous or only just one cute little poot, I can't help but them them out!" Toadette exclaimed in a gleeful manner as she raised her arms in the air as she was now breaking wind of the moist kind.
Toad nodded as he took his leave, waving goodbye while smiling. "Well I certainly learned quite a lot. Thanks for the teaching, Toadette."
"Oh it's no problem. People just need to lighten up... which is what farting basically is!" Toadette giggled as she gasped. "And speaking of lightening up, I'm gonna need to change my clothes!"
Later, Toadette was
"I'm still stinky, but at least it's in new clothes that don't have a rotten stench to them!" Toadette pointed out as she was fanning the air with both of her hands in order to feel the heat coming through within her fart gas.
"Yeah, for the moment, but sooner or later they'll end up in the same predicament as whatever is was you were wearing before." Koopa commented.
"Yeah, the -BLORT- funny thing about that..." Toadette laughed sheepishly while wrapping her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap, "...is that most of my -BRAP- clothes are more or less identical to each other."
